Facebook`s Best Comeback Yet [Pic]

Submitted by: cobrakiller 6 years ago Funny

oooo, gotta love a good momma joke.
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Male 3,915
THANK YOU dijipo....the "top IAB links" have been the same for more like a month and a half dude....check the post date of this post: 7/22/10...it`s 9/9/10

what is wrong with you guys? fix this sh*t!
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Female 250
bwaha ha ha ha ha
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Female 654
i dont like obama at all..but this seriously is not his problem. he had nothing to do with it, and i dont put any blame on him for not doing anything
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Female 654
yea, no its not funny at all actually
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Male 774
George: "Yes, I screwed you over bad, thanks for blaming it on the black guy."

That`s about as political as I care to get, and only because it`s funny. :-P
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Male 239
This has been on the top IAB links for like a month, somethin new needs to take over
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Male 485
LMFAO WIN WIN WIN
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Male 12
You sir, Have just made my day, Thanks Obama
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Female 137
lol
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Male 1,815
Sadly, he probably won`t even understand
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Female 160
Seems like a jerk to me. He`s probably been starting arguments for weeks just to find the moment to use that comeback and feel proud of himself.
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Male 43
Haha, I love this.
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Male 260
NICE
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Male 49
wow what an old ass repost >.>
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Male 1,357
get a plaster. You just got CUT
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Male 95
haha you kids and your ejaculation humor!!
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Female 2,120
I like how Aaron, even after given the proper spelling and punctuation of the sentence "You`re a dumbass." still manages to fcuk it up.
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Female 151
I officially salute Mark.
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Female 1,593
"This is a comeback I`ve been hearing since 7th grade O_O. It`s getting really old, really fast"

Well, good thing you`re still in 8th grade.


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Owned. LOL
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Male 1
LOL!!
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Male 3,745
WHY couldnt i have thought of that comeback sooner?
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Female 519
Quite honestly, I think Aaron held his own against Mark. Compelling argument.
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Male 8
@ Homegrown71
stfu
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Female 451
ooooh poo. lmao.
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Female 1,077
oh god i spit coffee everywhere. i want to shake this guys hand.
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Male 10
Epic win
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Female 1,181
brilliant!
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Male 68
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I`ve never heard that before. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Female 5,222
I lolirl
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Male 224
it doesn`t work so well written out unless you spell it correctly "cum-back"...otherwise your just trying to use a play on words with correct spelling and the comedy kinda falls short.
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Male 812
"This is a comeback I`ve been hearing since 7th grade O_O. It`s getting really old, really fast"

Well, good thing you`re still in 8th grade.
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Male 5
Awesome
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Male 69
Even though it`s old...it`s still one of those fatality style comebacks.
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Male 20
yeah but most mothers are rather unattractive so it makes me wonder why you`d wanna bang someones mum. desperation perhaps?
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Male 3
oooOOOOH SNAP
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Male 743
This is a comeback I`ve been hearing since 7th grade O_O. It`s getting really old, really fast
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Male 30
@Headiesrush I guess we just aren`t as up to date as you are. Good work!!!
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Male 328
This comeback is extremely old. I guess it just hasn`t fully circulated around to everyone, but dude... I`ve been hearing this comeback for the last 4 years at least.

It`s like you guys just put a "that`s what she said joke" joke up here. It`s just old.
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Male 1,351
This...this is the stuff of legends. Pure brilliance.
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Male 197
I am so eagerly anticipating the next opportunity to break of this piece of SOLID F*CKING GOLD!!!!!
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Male 240
Shhhhhhh.... Obama is putting, come back to this later.
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Female 94
virtual bitchslap
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Male 2,868
Since when should it even be Obama`s responsibility to stop the leak? He didn`t drill that well- BP did. At least he didn`t publicly apologize to BP for asking that they pay to clean up their own mess like Joe Barton.
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Male 3,364
"I will give Mark his due credit for a better line than I`ve ever delivered, but he thinks Obama had ANYTHING to do with stopping the oil spill? The one thing I don`t like about Obama supporters is their ability to attribute a success to him that he had absolutely no connection to other than "he was President while it happened"."
No, ElDavo.....you`ve got it wrong. Obama haters attribute anything negative to Obama. Your perception is skewed.
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Female 2,672
dratin genius
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Male 2,868
I love that Aaron had the opportunity to just cut and paste Mark`s comment- or even type it out letter for letter as it was originally written- but he chose to go ahead and spell "you`re" incorrectly anyway.
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Male 2,748
using that...
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Male 11,740
Best. ever.
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Female 66
that kid is dratking brilliant .
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Female 914
damn, just, damn.
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Female 3,598
You`re... if you`re going to insult me at least do it properly.
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Male 14
snap
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Female 582
Nothing is sexier than a guy who`s witty and uses proper grammar, spelling, capitalization, and punctuation.
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Male 18
pwned
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Male 415
Niiiiice
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Male 1,299
OMG! THAT`S F**CKING PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 2,352
Lol.

I`d un-friend that dumbass. XD
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Male 422
Thats epic
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Male 496
@chickiesue86

i think your right
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Male 592
i`ve been using that one for months.
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Male 273
wonders if chillywhack is a cannibal troll.
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Male 176
LMAO @chillywhack...you should be banned from IAB for that retarded ass comment. Douche.
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Male 225
Lmao chillywhack, you are such an idiot.
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Male 50
Hmmm, think you get a whole load of fail for your comment there....
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Male 79
@chillywhack
"If >your< going to be a grammar Nazi, you really should make sure all your ducks are in a row. "

oh wow.
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Male 161
@Jackoat135.
The word "you`re" is a contraction for "you are".
The word ""your" is a possessive case of the word "you". If your going to be a grammar Nazi, you really should make sure all your ducks are in a row.
Douche.
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Male 1,067
I`ve never actually heard that one :D Definitely keeping that in mind :D
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Male 5,190
I used that poo years ago. >.>
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Male 2,148
I will give Mark his due credit for a better line than I`ve ever delivered, but he thinks Obama had ANYTHING to do with stopping the oil spill? The one thing I don`t like about Obama supporters is their ability to attribute a success to him that he had absolutely no connection to other than "he was President while it happened".
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Male 49
Doosh still didn`t get "you`re" right....
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Male 3,915
OH SH*T THAT WAS TRULY EPIC.....

....sorry for caps...that was awesome...
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Female 23
i dont get it?
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Male 928
If Obama gasses everyone in Michigan, I`ll start taking the people who compare him to Hitler seriously.
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Male 3,482
[quote]there is NO way to come back from that.[/quote]
How`s this one...

My mom`s dead, which means you probably have maggots in your d*ck right now. Enjoy.

Give credit where it`s due, this post IS a a "Fatality" style comeback, but there are ways to counter even the best...
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Male 65
brilliant. Deserves some kind of an award.
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Female 474
lmfao omg there is NO way to come back from that. the kid got pwned XD
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Male 200
f-ing brilliant
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Female 225
HAHAHAHAH
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Male 2,893
You`re all dumbasses!
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Female 2,695
why would the oil spill be obama`s responsibility?
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Male 351
@jg0nz: Well the pic is outrageous, however it is not like his administration is doing much otherwise or taking it too seriously.
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Male 113
I love how people talk about Obama like he single handedly fixes every one of our Nations issues.
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Female 682
niiicccceee.
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Male 526
Mark, you are my new idol.... I`m off to inform Jon Stewart that he has been replaced. Wait, why`s he running from me? "get back here!"
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Male 269
a play on words drat over, amazing
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Male 139
Awesome.
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Male 456
So if people compare say, my dog to a rabid beast that came from the depths of hell, and I say no, the people are right?
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Female 296
lol that is flippin funny (so stealing it)
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Female 285
Michael Kelso: BURN!!!
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Male 233
awesome one! and just like everyone else: i will for sure use it when i have the opportunity ;P
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Male 2,788
OOOOOOOOH.
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Male 177
That is just awesome
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Male 593
Amazing, even to if I were on the receiving end of that retort I would hit that like button with a smile of admiration on my face!
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Female 7
LMFAO
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Male 725
DAYAM! That was a third degree burn!
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Male 3,431
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Female 843
Ha, that was great!
I feel kinda stupid, tho, I had to read it twice before I got it
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Male 8,302
Ouch. Give the man a Pultizer.
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Female 3,828
YES!! SO AWESOME!!
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Male 2,700
DAAAAAAMN....I had all but written of mom jokes but this....This is a revival!!!
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Male 213
OOOOOHOHOHO!!! Wow... That was awesome.
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Male 25,416
o snap!
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Male 69
I would have loved to see the comment after (if any). Either way, awesome.
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Male 1,598
Mark Blurredoutlastname is my hero.
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Male 730
That`s not really new... Good usage though
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Male 208
AHAHAHA
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Male 931
It`s beautiful. :D
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Male 113
whoa
wonder if it gets any epic-er
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Female 47
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH DAAAAMN

THIRD DEGREE BURRRRRRN
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Male 203
Epic.
+ LAMEBOOK FTW.
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Male 2,034
epic. drating. win.
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Male 77
omg i cant wait to use this
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Male 2,506
Heard it before, never seen it in action, win
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Male 554
ouch, burnn!
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Male 6,694
Ouch. I`ll put that one in my pocket.
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Male 368
@SPARTAKITTY
Women come too and if his momma was munching down on you then you could get your comeback off his momma`s chin too :)
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Female 9,402
Nice comeback.
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Male 15
I`ll have to remember that!
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Male 5,194
Can`t wait to use that one.
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Female 3,562
tuxman4: And how is that a bad idea? You`re saying you think finding Osama Bin Lindan isn`t worth doing? And going to Iraq for no reason was?
Hell, if he did manage to catch Osama, he`d be one of the greatest presidents in history as a result, and it would further prove how inept Bush was.
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Female 2,120
There are times when I wish I were a man, just so I could use this.
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Female 3,562
"people compare him to Hitler and you still support him"

It`s bad enough retards compare him to Hitler. Hell, if I was involved in WW2 I`d punch anyone in the face who said that, it`s extremely disrespectful to people who know better. It`s like saying a papercut is like getting shot in the face.
And then it gets worse, that there a people who believe he`s evil simply because other people say he is without any actual reasoning. God, he sure had this coming.
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Male 268
some times old skool jokes work better than the new jokes
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Male 503
i want to use this comeback but knowing me i`ll forget it when i want to use it.
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Male 237
They`re right, Obama wasn`t sitting around playing video games. He was out playing golf or jet setting around the country.
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Male 165
OMG that is so jokes, i using that
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Male 2,690
Love it.
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Male 105
Added to my verbal arsenal.
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Male 252
that joke is over 9000 years older than the internets
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Male 37
ooohhhh poo!!
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Male 509
@Skeezer1991
That`s why I don`t. It`s not that I`m dumb (or a c*cksucker for that matter) but I don`t understand it, so I don`t pretend to. If a conversation goes that way, I either contribute with what little I know and end up being shown up, or avoid/change the subject.
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Male 4,867
holy crap...i`m stealing that shiit
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Male 367
"people are always criticizing obama. he didn`t really do much good, but it`s not like he sent us to Iraq like frickin bush."

Nah, he`s just gonna go to Afghanistan to try and find Bin Laden again. Yes, it was specifically stated that he wanted to do that in his blue book for change.
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Male 158
I see what you did there.

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Male 4,680
Took me a good 15 seconds to realise how amazing that joke was. And boy, was it amazing.
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Male 441
Awesome. I like it that he misspelled "you`re" when repeating the comment back to him.

Also... people could compare ham sandwiches to Hitler... that doesn`t mean I`m going to not support them.
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Female 2,289
"dammit I can`t use that seein how I`m a girl...."

oh yes you can
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Male 15,510
I dont think the oil leak has stopped yet?
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Male 720
Dumbass c*cksuckers trying to talk politics on facebook, like either of them know what they`re talking about...
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Female 43
dammit I can`t use that seein how I`m a girl....
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Male 3,425
I wasn`t expecting much from this picture when it started getting into arguments about Obama... But my god, that last line was pure brilliance.
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Female 2,289
OH SNAP
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Male 587
LOL oh man I am gonna use that.
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Female 109
people are always criticizing obama. he didn`t really do much good, but it`s not like he sent us to Iraq like frickin bush.
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Male 904
Does that retard actually think Obama is the guy tasked with fixing the oil leak. Didn`t we get enough the government fixing corporations ef ups with the TARP?
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Male 4,014
*scribbles comeback in black book that all self-respecting men maintain for just such situations*
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Male 45
Omg i need to use that one sometime
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Male 37,890
most excellent
awesome
perfect
awe inspiring
LOL
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Male 2,344
Aaron is painfully stupid.
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Male 621
LMFAO Epic
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Male 22
lol, never heard that one
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Male 7,585
Link: Facebook`s Best Comeback Yet [Pic] [Rate Link] - oooo, gotta love a good momma joke.
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