European Jacob Black Doll

Submitted by: Ghostofme16 6 years ago Funny

Mattel has to cater to the teenage girls.... right? (NSFW doll nudity.)
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Female 261
WAY too much information.
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Female 224
LOL @ deadmeat553
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Male 149
dont pour milk in the water hole. :P
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Female 2,352
The dick pees. LMAO
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Male 34
just.....LMFAO.
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Male 894
damn, my day is ruined.
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Male 707
Okey... new rule for "the game": if you ever mention it, you suck.
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Male 37,890
Great tan line!
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Male 2,893
What the hell is this sh*t?
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Male 593
Uhhh... That just destroyed my day...
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Male 88
the game.
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Female 39
The Twilight Saga and all its fandom has really killed my faith in humanity. The sooner it dies away, the better off our world will be.
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Female 1,515
Lols the penis doll has a shorts-tan-line. Hot.
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Male 415
That is tiny.
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Female 709
Hahahahaha it looks like a baby`s willy!
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Male 2,868
D;
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Male 2,619
the tan lines were a good touch
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Male 397
Am I the only one to notice that it has small testicles? Seriously, what the drat?
And whose urethra is that large? HE COULD PISS MARBLES IF HE WANTED TO. if it was up to scale, of ourse.
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Female 14
lol that was kinda gros and funny
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Male 3,631
These girls are going to develop SUCH a pee-pee fetish..
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Male 383
@ElSombrero
Good call. Just fill up where you put the "water" to make it pee with oil :D
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Male 716
I want this doll.

It looks like it would burn wonderfully.
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Male 25,416
That was awesome, did anyone notices the short shorts tan line!
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Male 1,299
That made me feel awkward. lol
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Female 895
lol,gross....
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Female 94
"The dick pees." Ha!
Love the tan lines.
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Female 4,447
D=
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Female 465
Definitely one of those `realistic` baby dolls... And yet, I kind of wish that was modelled on his actual "area", because that would explain a lot :p
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Male 10,845
ERROR ERROR: INFORMATION OVERLOAD!
ERROR ERROR.
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Female 446
cannot be unseen o_o
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Female 349
My fave thing is the tan lines!
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Male 6,694
Aquardly disturbing.
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Male 730
?
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Female 3,574
well that was disgusting o_o
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Male 12,138
A dick you say?
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Female 2,509
"but I`d bet that Taylor is circumsized"

I volunteer to do specimen research!!!!
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Male 5,194
Ew ew EWWW!!! Uncircumcised plastic grossness!!
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Female 351
I`m so....I`m gonna go cry now....
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Female 1,593
Awww. I`m disappointed! I thought it said "Jack Black".
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Male 541
i second that madest
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Male 1,765
What the drat? Hahahaha
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Male 29
I`m pretty sure that penis belongs to that peeing baby doll that can be seen on youtube.
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Male 37,890
Bella`s choice is obvious, the Edward doll has no dick
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Male 7
Did i mention that the dick peess lol
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Male 7,378
Looks like they got the abs right but I`d bet that Taylor is circumsized.
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Male 1,222
WHAT THE fudge?
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Male 503
damn i didn`t see that one coming
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Male 226
Might want to get that drip looked at…
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Male 2,549
the bottom half is a baby doll, right?
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Male 519
>_< I will shoot myself if this is real !!!!
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Male 2,549
In a vain attempt to avoid looking at the peen I noticed that the doll also has tan lines.
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Male 683
lol, that was disturbing.
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Female 697
Hahahaha Ahahaha HAHAHAHA
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Female 1,077
MY EYES. MY EYES. WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
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Female 386
Link: European Jacob Black Doll [Rate Link] - Mattel has to cater to the teenage girls.... right? (NSFW doll nudity.)
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