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Date: 07/07/10 10:00 AM

55 Responses to European Jacob Black Doll

  1. Profile photo of Ghostofme16
    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    386 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 9:24 am
    Link: European Jacob Black Doll - Mattel has to cater to the teenage girls.... right? (NSFW doll nudity.)
  2. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:04 am
    MY EYES. MY EYES. WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN.
  3. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:06 am
    Hahahaha Ahahaha HAHAHAHA
  4. Profile photo of aquaman1227
    aquaman1227 Male 18-29
    683 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:06 am
    lol, that was disturbing.
  5. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:07 am
    In a vain attempt to avoid looking at the peen I noticed that the doll also has tan lines.
  6. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:07 am
    >_< I will shoot myself if this is real !!!!
  7. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:08 am
    the bottom half is a baby doll, right?
  8. Profile photo of Crabcakes
    Crabcakes Male 30-39
    226 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:09 am
    Might want to get that drip looked at…
  9. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:13 am
    damn i didn`t see that one coming
  10. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:16 am
    WHAT THE fudge?
  11. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:19 am
    Looks like they got the abs right but I`d bet that Taylor is circumsized.
  12. Profile photo of 271282
    271282 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:20 am
    Did i mention that the dick peess lol
  13. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Bella`s choice is obvious, the Edward doll has no dick
  14. Profile photo of Mesonoxian
    Mesonoxian Male 18-29
    29 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:48 am
    I`m pretty sure that penis belongs to that peeing baby doll that can be seen on youtube.
  15. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:50 am
    What the drat? Hahahaha
  16. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:50 am
    i second that madest
  17. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:51 am
    Awww. I`m disappointed! I thought it said "Jack Black".
  18. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 11:03 am
    I`m so....I`m gonna go cry now....
  19. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 11:23 am
    Ew ew EWWW!!! Uncircumcised plastic grossness!!
  20. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 11:46 am
    "but I`d bet that Taylor is circumsized"

    I volunteer to do specimen research!!!!
  21. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 11:57 am
    A dick you say?
  22. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 11:59 am
    well that was disgusting o_o
  23. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    ?
  24. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    Aquardly disturbing.
  25. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    My fave thing is the tan lines!
  26. Profile photo of perhapsmaybe
    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    cannot be unseen o_o
  27. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    ERROR ERROR: INFORMATION OVERLOAD!
    ERROR ERROR.
  28. Profile photo of no_need
    no_need Female 18-29
    465 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Definitely one of those `realistic` baby dolls... And yet, I kind of wish that was modelled on his actual "area", because that would explain a lot :p
  29. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    D=
  30. Profile photo of izzielee
    izzielee Female 18-29
    94 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    "The dick pees." Ha!
    Love the tan lines.
  31. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    lol,gross....
  32. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    That made me feel awkward. lol
  33. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    That was awesome, did anyone notices the short shorts tan line!
  34. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    I want this doll.

    It looks like it would burn wonderfully.
  35. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    @ElSombrero
    Good call. Just fill up where you put the "water" to make it pee with oil :D
  36. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    These girls are going to develop SUCH a pee-pee fetish..
  37. Profile photo of dance_freek
    dance_freek Female 13-17
    14 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    lol that was kinda gros and funny
  38. Profile photo of deathbringer
    deathbringer Male 18-29
    398 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    Am I the only one to notice that it has small testicles? Seriously, what the drat?
    And whose urethra is that large? HE COULD PISS MARBLES IF HE WANTED TO. if it was up to scale, of ourse.
  39. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    the tan lines were a good touch
  40. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    D;
  41. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    Hahahahaha it looks like a baby`s willy!
  42. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    That is tiny.
  43. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    Lols the penis doll has a shorts-tan-line. Hot.
  44. Profile photo of LornZhas
    LornZhas Female 18-29
    39 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    The Twilight Saga and all its fandom has really killed my faith in humanity. The sooner it dies away, the better off our world will be.
  45. Profile photo of louisecstasy
    louisecstasy Male 18-29
    88 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    the game.
  46. Profile photo of anarchsoul
    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 4:08 am
    Uhhh... That just destroyed my day...
  47. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 7:15 am
    What the hell is this sh*t?
  48. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 7:40 am
    Great tan line!
  49. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    702 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 8:17 am
    Okey... new rule for "the game": if you ever mention it, you suck.
  50. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 10:09 am
    damn, my day is ruined.
  51. Profile photo of geekphr34k
    geekphr34k Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 10:43 am
    just.....LMFAO.
  52. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    The dick pees. LMAO
  53. Profile photo of deadmeat553
    deadmeat553 Male 18-29
    149 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    dont pour milk in the water hole. :P
  54. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    LOL @ deadmeat553
  55. Profile photo of junkaddy
    junkaddy Female 30-39
    261 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    WAY too much information.

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