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Date: 07/19/10 07:01 PM

47 Responses to Epic Executives Need Epic Phones [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    Link: Epic Executives Need Epic Phones - Like a boss!
  2. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1794 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    Why is he talking in to his but?
  3. Profile photo of Mikeer
    Mikeer Male 18-29
    48 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 7:18 pm
    He`s totally placing his order of 200 cheeseburgers in advance
  4. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    "Why is he talking in to his but?"

    Well, cause if it were in the front he`d be talking into Ronalds crotch, and thats just awkward (But somehow the butt isn`t...I guess?)
  5. Profile photo of PsychGeek
    PsychGeek Female 18-29
    1798 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    "Why is he talking in to his but?"
    __________

    Correction: Why is he talking into his butt?
  6. Profile photo of ZogHD
    ZogHD Male 30-39
    29 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 7:40 pm
    Best exec ever!!
  7. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    Next thing you know peewee Herman is gonna have one.
  8. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    You know, it would be funny as hell if some old time style business man calls a subordinate into his office to get yelled at, and right on his desk, between you and the old man, is this dumbass phone, and you can`t smile or laugh because you`re in trouble.

    I`d be even MORE intimidated by someone with this phone on their desk. We all should be.
  9. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    "Why is he talking in to his but?"
    maybe he`s talking to an assh*ole
  10. Profile photo of Bridge
    Bridge Female 13-17
    125 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    "why is he talking into his butt"

    Would you prefer to talk into his crotch?
  11. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    I have one of those packed away in my garage somewhere.
  12. Profile photo of Reedman
    Reedman Male 13-17
    29 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    "maybe he`s talking to an assh*ole"

    Maybe he turns it around if he`s dealing with a total dick.
  13. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    No WAY could anyone sex-chat with one of those, eh?
    Unless you`re a burger-phile...
  14. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    i bet it smells like french fries
  15. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    like a baws!
  16. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    "Why is he talking in to his but?"

    Because he`s the BOSS!
  17. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 9:09 pm
    Epic phones need epic sites to didicate the epic post about the epic phone
  18. Profile photo of Fides
    Fides Male 18-29
    66 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    The real question is what does the receiver hang up on? The cord just goes down towards his crotch, unless it doesn`t plug into anything.
  19. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 10:35 pm
    looks like a happy meal toy.
  20. Profile photo of sparrowpants
    sparrowpants Female 13-17
    58 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 10:36 pm
    "Put your mouth to his ass and lie!"
  21. Profile photo of MrTwidget
    MrTwidget Male 30-39
    795 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    "Yes, can I get some nuggets please? Hold the silicone."
  22. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    ronald mcdonald`s phone number???
  23. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36198 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    So . . . you talk into Ronalds ass?
  24. Profile photo of lost2uandurs
    lost2uandurs Male 18-29
    6 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 11:16 pm
    Now with reach-around dialing action!!
  25. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 11:28 pm
    @Gerry1of1 -- I think that`s just to make them feel comfortable since the ass seems to be a normal means for communications if you`re an executive.
  26. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2160 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 1:51 am
    Like a BAWSS! (Fixed it for you)

    Y`know, it`d make a lot more sense if the speaker was in his mouth. But then, not a lot about RonMcDon makes a great deal of sense...
  27. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 2:18 am
    Hes the CEO on the move. Hes dynamic and a real go-getter. All he needs is a notepad, pen and a kick ass Ronald McDonald telephone. Who cares about bushy eyebrows? Im on the way up. Yee haaa
  28. Profile photo of Finwicket
    Finwicket Male 18-29
    371 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 4:49 am
    talk into the fart box
  29. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 6:00 am
    I really appreciate how the manufacturer has placed Ronald McDonald`s name on the base of the phone assuming anyone who has need of a phone is likely to not know who this assclown is. It really alleviates the confusion caused by ALL the other people who dress like that.
  30. Profile photo of Calummac
    Calummac Male 13-17
    341 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 6:06 am
    what kind of man would want his face in ronald macdonalds ass
  31. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 6:53 am
    what are those pockets on the mcdonalds clown. one big square, one little square, one long rectangle?
  32. Profile photo of AntiCool88
    AntiCool88 Female 18-29
    430 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:00 am
    I reallly HATE clowns.......
  33. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:01 am
    I do not think so but I had a Garfield phone when I was a kid.
  34. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:36 am
    Got a clown phone like a boss... talk into his a$$ like a boss...
  35. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    815 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:38 am
    Calummac,

    It`s better than where his mouth would be if he were speaking into the front of Ronald.
  36. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:54 am
    "what are those pockets on the mcdonalds clown. one big square, one little square, one long rectangle? "
    The top one`s for fries, the long one`s for a drink, the big one is to put hamburgers in.

    That was then. These day the top one is for lubricants, the long one is for a dong, and the big one is to hide the chloriphorm and the kids toys to lure them closer.

    Also: Whats so epic about talking into the ass of a clown?
  37. Profile photo of Gtlegend
    Gtlegend Male 13-17
    36 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:27 am
    i would kill for that phone . . . O_o i wants it
  38. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:35 am
    Probably made in China..... just sayin.
  39. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    I have a Mickey Mouse phone.
  40. Profile photo of bananamansam
    bananamansam Male 18-29
    47 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Please, talk into Mr. McDonald`s ass
  41. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    Oh poo, I have this drating phone! My brother was a manager and he got poo like this. I also have the fry radio!!! WOW...love the 80`s!
  42. Profile photo of LookItsLeia
    LookItsLeia Female 13-17
    55 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    So that`s the line where Juno got her phone...
  43. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    no, im not dialing a number on ronald`s ass.
  44. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    wow... no...
  45. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 1:16 am
    looks like elaines boss peterman...80`s
  46. Profile photo of jakeyboy69
    jakeyboy69 Male 13-17
    148 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    So they want you to talk into Ronald`s ass? Nice.
  47. Profile photo of kittkatkatie
    kittkatkatie Female 18-29
    109 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    ronald mcdonald scares children. scared the poo outta me when i was a kid, anyway

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