Epic Executives Need Epic Phones [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Funny

Like a boss!
There are 47 comments:
Female 109
ronald mcdonald scares children. scared the poo outta me when i was a kid, anyway
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Male 148
So they want you to talk into Ronald`s ass? Nice.
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Male 877
looks like elaines boss peterman...80`s
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Male 2,748
wow... no...
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Female 1,043
no, im not dialing a number on ronald`s ass.
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Female 55
So that`s the line where Juno got her phone...
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Female 3,727
Oh poo, I have this drating phone! My brother was a manager and he got poo like this. I also have the fry radio!!! WOW...love the 80`s!
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Male 47
Please, talk into Mr. McDonald`s ass
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Male 1,523
I have a Mickey Mouse phone.
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Male 2,893
Probably made in China..... just sayin.
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Male 36
i would kill for that phone . . . O_o i wants it
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Male 552
"what are those pockets on the mcdonalds clown. one big square, one little square, one long rectangle? "
The top one`s for fries, the long one`s for a drink, the big one is to put hamburgers in.

That was then. These day the top one is for lubricants, the long one is for a dong, and the big one is to hide the chloriphorm and the kids toys to lure them closer.

Also: Whats so epic about talking into the ass of a clown?
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Female 836
Calummac,

It`s better than where his mouth would be if he were speaking into the front of Ronald.
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Female 3,598
Got a clown phone like a boss... talk into his a$$ like a boss...
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Male 6,694
I do not think so but I had a Garfield phone when I was a kid.
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Female 430
I reallly HATE clowns.......
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Female 877
what are those pockets on the mcdonalds clown. one big square, one little square, one long rectangle?
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Male 341
what kind of man would want his face in ronald macdonalds ass
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Male 1,287
I really appreciate how the manufacturer has placed Ronald McDonald`s name on the base of the phone assuming anyone who has need of a phone is likely to not know who this assclown is. It really alleviates the confusion caused by ALL the other people who dress like that.
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Male 371
talk into the fart box
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Male 2,619
Hes the CEO on the move. Hes dynamic and a real go-getter. All he needs is a notepad, pen and a kick ass Ronald McDonald telephone. Who cares about bushy eyebrows? Im on the way up. Yee haaa
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Male 2,159
Like a BAWSS! (Fixed it for you)

Y`know, it`d make a lot more sense if the speaker was in his mouth. But then, not a lot about RonMcDon makes a great deal of sense...
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Male 725
@Gerry1of1 -- I think that`s just to make them feel comfortable since the ass seems to be a normal means for communications if you`re an executive.
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Male 6
Now with reach-around dialing action!!
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Male 37,888
So . . . you talk into Ronalds ass?
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Female 293
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Male 795
"Yes, can I get some nuggets please? Hold the silicone."
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Female 58
"Put your mouth to his ass and lie!"
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Male 2,424
looks like a happy meal toy.
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Male 66
The real question is what does the receiver hang up on? The cord just goes down towards his crotch, unless it doesn`t plug into anything.
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Male 25,416
Epic phones need epic sites to didicate the epic post about the epic phone
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Male 1,195
"Why is he talking in to his but?"

Because he`s the BOSS!
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Male 1,596
like a baws!
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Female 293
i bet it smells like french fries
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Male 36,360
No WAY could anyone sex-chat with one of those, eh?
Unless you`re a burger-phile...
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Male 28
"maybe he`s talking to an assh*ole"

Maybe he turns it around if he`s dealing with a total dick.
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Male 1,505
I have one of those packed away in my garage somewhere.
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Female 125
"why is he talking into his butt"

Would you prefer to talk into his crotch?
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Male 503
"Why is he talking in to his but?"
maybe he`s talking to an assh*ole
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Male 4,014
You know, it would be funny as hell if some old time style business man calls a subordinate into his office to get yelled at, and right on his desk, between you and the old man, is this dumbass phone, and you can`t smile or laugh because you`re in trouble.

I`d be even MORE intimidated by someone with this phone on their desk. We all should be.
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Male 333
Next thing you know peewee Herman is gonna have one.
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Male 29
Best exec ever!!
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Female 1,798
"Why is he talking in to his but?"
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Correction: Why is he talking into his butt?
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Female 1,386
"Why is he talking in to his but?"

Well, cause if it were in the front he`d be talking into Ronalds crotch, and thats just awkward (But somehow the butt isn`t...I guess?)
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Male 48
He`s totally placing his order of 200 cheeseburgers in advance
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Male 1,793
Why is he talking in to his but?
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Male 19,840
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