England And Teabags: What`s The Difference? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Sports

Ouch. When your country is upset at you, they will not let you forget it.
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Male 794
and that is why i never want to be famous, just a quiet multi millionaire otherwise everybody will be on my ass all the time and everything will be scrutinized and talked about
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Male 667
The England Team played abysmally for the quality they usually play. Rooney particularly pissed off Fan`s that harsh or not Boo`d one of their terrible performances, with him responding with such contempt for the fans who had spent a lot of money to be dissapointed.

A lot of english fans spent a lot of money few thousand pounds to go and support the team. To witness them not even playing to their ability or full effort was a massive F U to the fans. And when you think how much they are paid, you can see why people are annoyed at them. As said previously if they would have played well to their ability and got knocked out no one would have been annoyed/angry at them.
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Male 312
"European football fans are hilarious, Real football fans are great, google oakland raiders fans"

I hope you aren`t serious and if you are, I hope for pain upon you.
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Male 1,136
BHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahaha ahhh....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
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Male 1,043
Hahaha. Damn that was fine!
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Male 1,357
silly wayne
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Male 2,121
football > handegg
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Male 84
European football fans are hilarious, Real football fans are great, google oakland raiders fans
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Male 5,189
Lol, damn.
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Female 3
TKD, as JoshT said you didn`t invent football you invented American football and even then its just a pansy`s version of rugby, its not really an invention if you copy others.
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Male 99
sack and crack too?
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Male 259
@TKD - This might be why the rest of the World calls your football `American Football`, and our football `Football`.....
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Female 876
TKD Fail.
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Female 2,027
hahahaha @ vanadil
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Male 56
Nah, we definitely invented football, and play football. which is why we have the FA (football association) and FIFA (federation internationale de football association).

We don`t have the SA ( :S ) or FISA...
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Male 4,793
"Football, rugby, cricket. Three sports we invented yet every year we manage to humiliate ourselves again and again."

You guys didn`t invent football, americans did. You invented soccer.
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Male 302
Let`s face it - we`re just crap at sports.

Football, rugby, cricket. Three sports we invented yet every year we manage to humiliate ourselves again and again.
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Female 251
Did anyone actually see that game!? If you did, you will know exactly why we`re not letting out `team` forget this. throughout the tournament they played like girls. They just looked like a bunch of muppets on the pitch. England are meant to at least have a good team. x
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Male 151
"LOL! Who said the Brits don`t have a sense of humor"

I don`t think anyone has ever said that.
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Male 2,220
Madest - we like to elevate a single player to the rank of messiah, expecting them to singlehandly win for us, and then get miffed when they don`t.

Honestly though, Rooney looked like he was playing for Craggy Island FC...
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Male 1,371
BEEEUUUURRRNN.
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Male 60
he`s no longer a good player because he waxed his chest? he`s a modern day samson?

i only buy these papers for the crossword
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Male 877
...i remember when `the sun` thought this guy was the f u c k i n` messiah...f u c k i n fickle backstabbers. paper`s a tory rag...s h i thouses...
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Male 2,402
LOL! Who said the Brits don`t have a sense of humor.
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Female 87
lol i was thinking the exact same thing davymid
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Male 7,817
mynamecandi, what are you talking about? you can see my face next to each one of my posts.
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Male 12,138
[quote]Finally. A hot guy. Thank You IAB!! [/quote]
Seriously, you find Wayne Rooney hot? To each their own I suppose... just be aware that back in the UK his nickname is "Shrek".
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Male 2,424
bataleon27-"Please tell me this is sarcasm... If not, I fear for your offspring."

FEAR FOR THEM!
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Male 39,619
was it a whole Brazillian?

:D
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Male 480
BUUUUUUUUUUURN!
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Male 25,417
o snap!
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Male 7,817
oooo, that hurt i bet.
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Female 209
Finally. A hot guy. Thank You IAB!! I`m down with the chest hair... The lack of it is kinda gross.
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Female 3,828
Awesome joke.

dude needs to ditch the farmers tan, though.

BEFORE you all b*tch at me about skin cancer and tanning, he could go get a spray on tan or something.

xxpinkxx always thinks ahead of the game.
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Female 407
At least he doesn`t have a hairy chest now =)
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Female 3,562
That guy definitely looked hotter with the chest hair than without.
Wait, what`s this post about again?
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Male 36
Finally a joke I get, lol. I`m Dutch, so don`t blame me.
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Male 4,680
The Sun making a football joke which I laughed at when I was eight years old. Meh...

...Oh yeah. This must be new to the rest of the world! This is how most of our tabloids look like over here. Minimal grammar accompanied by some sort of pun and a football-related story.

It may or may not surprise you that the guy who owns The Sun is also the guy who owns Fox News (Rupert Murdoch). Just saying.
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Female 355
I like that joke. -giggle- Buuuuurn!
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Female 149
Yea I don`t like how what they did with the grammar on the title too. And I`m learning English the British way! Quite appalling.
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Male 1,178
"I don`t get English humor but I suspect they blame this guy for losing the World Cup. Sucks to be him since there`s at least 10 other reasons."

The picture doesn`t directly relate to the headline. The picture is of Wayne Rooney, an England footballer. The joke is saying that a teabag stays in a cup (mug) when making tea, longer than England has stayed in the world CUP. It`s a play on words. Incredibly simple...

I don`t get how many of you Americans can`t understand a joke written in the Sun, which is generally thought to be readable by a 6 year old...
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Male 1,178
"I don`t get the reference, unless, is he tea-baggin a dude in picture 2?"

Please tell me this is sarcasm... If not, I fear for your offspring.
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Female 477
hahaha
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Male 1,178
"What? Can`t you just shut up and be happy that they got as far as they did? Ungrateful, greedy bastards..."

It`s a competition, the whole point is to try to get far. Also, people are annoyed because they played appallingly. If they had played to the best of their ability and still went out when they did, people wouldn`t care so much. I don`t even care about football or the worldcup, but to call England greedy for being annoyed if drating ridiculous.
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Female 2,352
Lame joke. Dudes look like choads.
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Male 6,694
Oh , That tea bag. I had a diffrent pic. in my head.
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Male 224
The grammar on this is dratING HORRIBLE... This confirms my belief that The Sun is written by monkeys.

I don`t care if it`s a part of every newspaper`s style guide to write the headline with minimal determiners etc,; that joke already has an established syntax and so to write it any other way looks retarded.

/rant
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Male 749
I knew what the joke would be as soon as I read the title, it`s kinda old now.

There are better jokes about England though (the Cinderella one is a good one). :D
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Male 541
Buuuuuuuurn
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Female 1
What? Can`t you just shut up and be happy that they got as far as they did? Ungrateful, greedy bastards...
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Female 2,927
oh snap
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Male 2,549
D`aww, poor Rooney.
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Male 2,424
I don`t get the reference, unless, is he tea-baggin a dude in picture 2?
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Male 5,194
Cuppa tea, soccer, teabagging - yep, it all goes together.
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Female 9,562
Is that what I think is in the pic in the right?
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Male 7,378
I don`t get English humor but I suspect they blame this guy for losing the World Cup. Sucks to be him since there`s at least 10 other reasons.
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Female 1,894
hahahaha <3 it
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Male 2,552
HAHAHA! Pwnd!
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Male 33
They are hypocrites, Wayne is one of the best football players in the world, they can`t expect from him to play all year long without getting tired. He`s only human like all of us.
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Male 15,510
They do take Football seriously
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Male 541
ahahaha sooo true
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Female 1,008
Oh SNAP!
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Male 20,830
Link: England And Teabags: What`s The Difference? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Ouch. When your country is upset at you, they will not let you forget it.
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