Elephants: The Wild Kingdom`s Dicks... [2 Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Science

yet who"s gonna defy their awesomeness?
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Male 312
It`s just trying to move it away from the grass so that it can eat
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Female 627
It`s like "Hey guys, look what I got"
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Male 50
@davymid Nah he/she just hates animals.
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Male 12,138
[quote]Sometimes Ivory hunting doesn`t make me sad, and this is why :P They like to tear through and kill everything in their pathway like a family of obese people at a buffet. [/quote]
Have you been officially diagnosed as being clinically retarded yet, or are your parents still holding on to the fact that you`re just a bit slow at school?
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Male 50
Also I think thats a girl elephant because she has no tusks. So sorry gay dudes. No dicks to see here.
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Male 50
Is that a lizard?! This just proves elephants are smarter then we even thought before! There also really talented!
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Female 3,598
is it like a gila monster or something?
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Male 362
oh its a lizard! I`ve always thought that was a weird stick it was holding. That elephant is a dick!
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Female 382
@TheTumor Hilarious!!
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Male 848
I need a video.
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Male 1,083
lol.
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Male 36
@duffytoler you just made my day xD
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Male 5,194
>>elephant. Now I just need to find a hand gesture to go with it.

Easy. First you pull your pants pockets inside-out. Then you unzip your fly and... oh, wait - this one won`t work for girls.
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Male 552
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock ... elephant. Guess that one beats them all. Now I just need to find a hand gesture to go with it.


Like rock, only with the heel of you plam down and your index and middle finger raising and lowering.
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Female 75
Rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock ... elephant. Guess that one beats them all. Now I just need to find a hand gesture to go with it.
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Female 4,376
Well that`s one tough elephant.
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Male 558
aw man, I was hopin` for Elephant dicks!
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Male 5,194
It`s a MONITOR lizard. They bite and have a mouthfull of bacteria that infects the victim. Elephant made a good move killing the nasty bitey-thing before it hurt some elephant puppies.
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Female 43
These reminds me of Terrence Cody amd Tim Tebow!!! RMFTR! 44 days until season kickoff!!!
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Male 519
lizard is sitting there going "if there is a god he will end this quickly" 12 hours later the elephant will lose interest with the lizard and crush him.
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Male 6,694
Lizard- " AAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!
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Male 195
What? no dicks?
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Male 176
That elephant is beating the poo of that lizard while eating grass! Impressive ...
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Male 2,220
Talking of elephants and dicks - we had a bull challenge us for right of way in Kruger, me and wifey in a tiny little polo type hire car..

I pulled to one side and we held our breaths. As he strutted right past I had a real good view of his weeping swinging schlong, filling the window frame...

Great, this is the last thing I ever see I thought..

But he just kept on walking.

They might be dicks but you wouldn`t want to argue with one.
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Male 915
ThreeEdge you are a f*cking idiot.
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Male 1,043
He lol`d
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Female 430
poor animal
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Female 3,828
elephants are still awesonme, though.
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Male 2,159
Wow, elephants are dicks. Pick on someone your own size, bullying a-hole!
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Female 59
Sometimes Ivory hunting doesn`t make me sad, and this is why :P They like to tear through and kill everything in their pathway like a family of obese people at a buffet.
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Male 211
I`d give the elephant a high five, but that`s probably how it started with the lizard
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Male 977
Yeah elephants are douche bags.
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Male 2,402
Buck176- That was funny.
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Female 2,549
Wheee!
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Female 1,798
@ danthew:

You`re awesome :D
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Female 202
hahahahahaha!
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Male 25,416
eeek
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Male 379
AlienPoison5 update Obama said today "the GOP is directly responsible for this act of violence against a helpless creature perpetrated by their own party`s mascot."
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Female 326
Hahaha! Thanks danthew for that hilarious comment. :)
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Male 2,121
Drating humongous elephant frees Tokyo from Godzilla`s reign of terror.
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Female 237
"I said outta my way b!tch!!"
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Male 15,510
Looks like is the continuation of this post
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Male 2,748
jerk
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Male 192
P.S. Environmentalists are blaming BP as the cause of this saying, "...the Elephant appears to have leaked from the Deep Horizon`s faulty cap...".
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Male 48
He beat that lizard`s ass while having lunch!
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Male 192
What is so epic about this picture is the optical illusion. With nothing to compare it to, you do not realize the Elephant is actually carrying an Iguanodon! So in fact, this is a giant Elephant and is SO MASSIVE it is currently threatening to consume all of the Earth`s air supply within the month!
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Male 37,902
Gee! Nature sure is beautiful.


In a gruesome, cruel sort of way.
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Male 333
Epic!!!
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Female 1,181
what is that? an iguana?
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Male 59
What is it holding O__O
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Male 26
All the wild animals kill each other daily. Elephants are extra good at it because they`re really big and strong.
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Male 3
Hell yeah we elephants are awesome!
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Female 697
What is that? It looks like a twisted, bent up lizard floating in the air
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Male 19,879
Link: Elephants: The Wild Kingdom`s Dicks... [2 Pics] [Rate Link] - yet who`s gonna defy their awesomeness?
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