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Date: 07/20/10 10:01 AM

66 Responses to Early Gift Idea For The Slut In Your Family [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:08 am
    Link: Early Gift Idea For The Slut In Your Family - And when you give it to her, you can tell her to go back to her home, ON WHORE ISLAND!
  2. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
    2700 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:16 am
    Cover up unwanted cleavage......
  3. Profile photo of wednesday_52
    wednesday_52 Female 18-29
    155 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:16 am
    Hahaha - This is great. Modesty with a nice hint of slut - without making you look too easy.
  4. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:17 am
    lol @ "unwanted cleavage". like on yer gramma or something? other than that I can`t think of an instance of this...
  5. Profile photo of Ajikan
    Ajikan Male 18-29
    1526 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:20 am
    I think it looks lovely.
  6. Profile photo of bmh
    bmh Female 18-29
    248 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:24 am
    Whoa. Little extreme there eh
  7. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
    211 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:25 am
    since when is cleavage unwanted?
  8. Profile photo of Sock1122
    Sock1122 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:31 am
    this is like a product from satan himself
  9. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:38 am
    "unwanted cleavage"
    what is this? i dont even...
  10. Profile photo of starshimmer
    starshimmer Female 18-29
    331 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:41 am
    umm so the point of buying low cut tops if you don`t wanna show your cleavage is..?
  11. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:03 am
    unwanted cleavage = oxymoron
  12. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:08 am
    "Unwanted Cleavage" = Oxymoron
  13. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:09 am
    @duffytoler Snap!
  14. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:16 am
    I guess it`s for prudish women who used to dress provocatively, but are too poor to afford a new wardrobe. eh, maybe not. Crazy
  15. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:20 am
    "umm so the point of buying low cut tops if you don`t wanna show your cleavage is..?"

    Some people like the way lowcut tops look and don`t like looking like welfare mothers. I have a lot of low-cut tops and zero desire to show lots of cleavage, so I wear camisoles. Not tacky, not too conservative. It`s a win-win.
  16. Profile photo of ledouxrt
    ledouxrt Male 30-39
    321 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:25 am
    Darn pesky cleavage!
  17. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:25 am
    I don`t think she had cleavage to start off with...
  18. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:27 am
    Do they have skin-colored ones?
  19. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:28 am
    We`re defeating the purpose of low shirts, are we?
  20. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:33 am
    @seastone
    welfare mothers? seriously?
  21. Profile photo of megwilson
    megwilson Female 18-29
    18 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:39 am
    lol i work in nursing homes, and the little old ladies love these things. they`re called dickies (not like the brand name)
  22. Profile photo of christchex97
    christchex97 Female 18-29
    163 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:46 am
    cover up unwanted cleavage... i know a few people i have to get this for now :)
  23. Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:57 am
    Not as bad as those confounded tank-tops with built-in bra. Looks like there`s no bra, but then no pay-off (pokies). Drat!

    At least the tanktops are generous w/ cleavage.
  24. Profile photo of Plangkye
    Plangkye Female 18-29
    258 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:59 am
    I would buy that. It`s pretty.
  25. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4911 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:59 am
    100% polyester..........ewwww!
  26. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    OMG.... It must ITCH LIKE CRAZY... I hate polyester...
  27. Profile photo of Rattyshirt
    Rattyshirt Male 18-29
    29 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    Archer.
  28. Profile photo of ddaq89
    ddaq89 Male 30-39
    168 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    "cover up unwanted cleavage"?!?!? WTF man? In this day and age I can`t believe that this is what we`ve come to; unwanted cleavage. Hey EFF YOU MAKERS OF THE MODESTY PANEL!!! There is no such thing as "unwanted cleavage" you bastards! I can`t believe the world we live in today.
  29. Profile photo of somevas
    somevas Male 13-17
    36 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    for deformed cleavage i guess
  30. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    Turn your hun into a catholic nun.
  31. Profile photo of FriskyRonnie
    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    what about granny cleavage? that`s unwanted most of the time, and this looks like something a granny would wear
  32. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    "unwanted cleavage"??? I don`t understand
  33. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    Where can I find this whore island you speak of?
  34. Profile photo of alfietoon
    alfietoon Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    killroy5555 there is a map, located in the darkest of the narrow windy spiderweb of passages underneath the washington monument, filled with deprived decrepid beasts of unimaginable tyranity and hatred. if you manage to survive to get hold of the map, you may find what you seek, the treasure of whore island... i have tried and failed
  35. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    ha ha ha classic!
  36. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    lol techgeek. you made my day.
  37. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    `Modesty Panel`? HA, failing at failing makes me happy :)
  38. Profile photo of monsterzero
    monsterzero Male 40-49
    356 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 3:19 pm
    The storm was fierce and nearly tore our ship apart.Our mast broken and our sails torn to shreds we drifted at sea for weeks.The food supply had run out and we were just about to kill the Captain and his monkey when we saw it.
    Land! An island off in the distance.As we drew closer the smell of cheap perfume wafted into our nostrils.After some effort we anchored and landed on the beach.The shore was strewn with empty nail polish bottles and empty birth control packets.
    It wasn`t long before we were greeted by the inhabitants; wearing silk stockings and sexy lingerie They spoke in a language foreign to us.
    "Around the world","Naughty boy" and "Cleveland steamer" were unknown words to us, but we were soon to find out what they meant.By the time we had realized we stumbled upon "Whore Island" it was too late,the supreme pimp had already taken us hostage.
    (This note was found stuffed into an empty bottle of Boones Farm apple wine floati
  39. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    Makes her look nunnish.
  40. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    I was gonna say "wtf unwanted cleavage" then I though oh yeah granny tits. I didn`t need that mental image IAB.
  41. Profile photo of tylertooo
    tylertooo Male 40-49
    240 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    Unwanted cleavage, heh.
  42. Profile photo of allie22
    allie22 Female 18-29
    23 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    monsterzero : you are awesome!
  43. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    whats unwanted cleavage?
  44. Profile photo of mar95789
    mar95789 Female 18-29
    193 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    It is like a slutty dicky.
  45. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    wait... you don`t want cleavage???
  46. Profile photo of HerColdHands
    HerColdHands Female 18-29
    471 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    That`s actually really pretty.
  47. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    There`s such thing as unwanted cleavage??
  48. Profile photo of CandyClown
    CandyClown Female 18-29
    305 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    I kind of want it, but I`m very into high neck victorian looks though ^.^; Good for secretary work I guess..
  49. Profile photo of SuperNerdFTW
    SuperNerdFTW Male 13-17
    24 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    I...don`t....understand...
  50. Profile photo of bigbaddave
    bigbaddave Male 40-49
    214 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    I`ve never heard of unwanted cleavage... is that a new band?
  51. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 1:07 am
    ...by all means wear this...but leave the bra at home...
  52. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 1:21 am
    Unwanted cleavage? Nay! Well.. I could think of a few examples but they make me shudder and want to gag.
  53. Profile photo of TomTango
    TomTango Female 18-29
    8 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 1:46 am
    LOL. In europe they call those `dickies`
  54. Profile photo of icklevamp
    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 2:11 am
    "LOL. In europe they call those `dickies`"

    Umm... no they dont. A dicky is a bow tie.
  55. Profile photo of astrogirl
    astrogirl Female 18-29
    169 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 2:55 am
    If you`re that concerned how about you stop wearing low cut shirts and save yourself the $15
  56. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 3:29 am
    Do they make one to cover plumbers butt as well? I`m still shuddering after having a plumber in my kitchen today! :-/
  57. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 4:15 am
    icklevamp is richt TomTango

    Jeez you dont have to be so dicky..
  58. Profile photo of Flibmeister
    Flibmeister Female 18-29
    833 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 9:07 am
    IQover, depends on where in europe you are!
  59. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:29 am
    looooooooooool no thanx
  60. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:49 am
    i could piss off so many chicks by recommending this
  61. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:02 am
    BOOOOOOOO THIS
  62. Profile photo of Boomsie
    Boomsie Female 18-29
    251 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:58 am
    NOOOOOOOO.

    Boobs are a blessing. a blessing that should be shared!
  63. Profile photo of Tr4shman
    Tr4shman Male 18-29
    105 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    Studid misleading ad ! There is NO SUCH THING as an unwanted cleavege. Cleavege is good, have always been and will stand as a symbol for goodtimes from now and til himalaya is below sea level. And when I`m at it.. That THING should be banned from the surface of the earth. I`s evil.
    It must be

    -Booblover
  64. Profile photo of Tr4shman
    Tr4shman Male 18-29
    105 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    me no understand. UN ? wanted cleavege ?
  65. Profile photo of HiThereKitty
    HiThereKitty Female 13-17
    17 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 3:31 am
    unwanted?! there is no such thing as unwanted boobs lol!!
  66. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2588 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 4:50 am
    i`m all for this. some cleavage SHOULD be covered. that goes for the woman in the pic also

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