Early Gift Idea For The Slut In Your Family [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

And when you give it to her, you can tell her to go back to her home, ON WHORE ISLAND!
There are 66 comments:
Male 2,592
i`m all for this. some cleavage SHOULD be covered. that goes for the woman in the pic also
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Female 17
unwanted?! there is no such thing as unwanted boobs lol!!
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Male 105
me no understand. UN ? wanted cleavege ?
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Male 105
Studid misleading ad ! There is NO SUCH THING as an unwanted cleavege. Cleavege is good, have always been and will stand as a symbol for goodtimes from now and til himalaya is below sea level. And when I`m at it.. That THING should be banned from the surface of the earth. I`s evil.
It must be

-Booblover
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Female 251
NOOOOOOOO.

Boobs are a blessing. a blessing that should be shared!
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Male 648
BOOOOOOOO THIS
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Male 699
i could piss off so many chicks by recommending this
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Female 5,222
looooooooooool no thanx
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Female 833
IQover, depends on where in europe you are!
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Male 1,043
icklevamp is richt TomTango

Jeez you dont have to be so dicky..
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Female 1,048
Do they make one to cover plumbers butt as well? I`m still shuddering after having a plumber in my kitchen today! :-/
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Female 169
If you`re that concerned how about you stop wearing low cut shirts and save yourself the $15
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Female 375
"LOL. In europe they call those `dickies`"

Umm... no they dont. A dicky is a bow tie.
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Female 8
LOL. In europe they call those `dickies`
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Male 1,625
Unwanted cleavage? Nay! Well.. I could think of a few examples but they make me shudder and want to gag.
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Male 877
...by all means wear this...but leave the bra at home...
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Male 214
I`ve never heard of unwanted cleavage... is that a new band?
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Male 24
I...don`t....understand...
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Female 305
I kind of want it, but I`m very into high neck victorian looks though ^.^; Good for secretary work I guess..
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Female 1,593
There`s such thing as unwanted cleavage??
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Female 471
That`s actually really pretty.
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Male 2,748
wait... you don`t want cleavage???
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Female 193
It is like a slutty dicky.
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Male 285
whats unwanted cleavage?
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Female 23
monsterzero : you are awesome!
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Male 240
Unwanted cleavage, heh.
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Female 2,352
I was gonna say "wtf unwanted cleavage" then I though oh yeah granny tits. I didn`t need that mental image IAB.
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Male 9,306
Makes her look nunnish.
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Male 358
The storm was fierce and nearly tore our ship apart.Our mast broken and our sails torn to shreds we drifted at sea for weeks.The food supply had run out and we were just about to kill the Captain and his monkey when we saw it.
Land! An island off in the distance.As we drew closer the smell of cheap perfume wafted into our nostrils.After some effort we anchored and landed on the beach.The shore was strewn with empty nail polish bottles and empty birth control packets.
It wasn`t long before we were greeted by the inhabitants; wearing silk stockings and sexy lingerie They spoke in a language foreign to us.
"Around the world","Naughty boy" and "Cleveland steamer" were unknown words to us, but we were soon to find out what they meant.By the time we had realized we stumbled upon "Whore Island" it was too late,the supreme pimp had already taken us hostage.
(This note was found stuffed into an empty bottle of Boones Farm apple wine floati
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Male 593
`Modesty Panel`? HA, failing at failing makes me happy :)
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Female 3,828
lol techgeek. you made my day.
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha classic!
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Male 1,164
killroy5555 there is a map, located in the darkest of the narrow windy spiderweb of passages underneath the washington monument, filled with deprived decrepid beasts of unimaginable tyranity and hatred. if you manage to survive to get hold of the map, you may find what you seek, the treasure of whore island... i have tried and failed
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Male 496
Where can I find this whore island you speak of?
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Male 2,593
"unwanted cleavage"??? I don`t understand
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Female 199
what about granny cleavage? that`s unwanted most of the time, and this looks like something a granny would wear
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Female 1,386
Turn your hun into a catholic nun.
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Male 36
for deformed cleavage i guess
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Male 168
"cover up unwanted cleavage"?!?!? WTF man? In this day and age I can`t believe that this is what we`ve come to; unwanted cleavage. Hey EFF YOU MAKERS OF THE MODESTY PANEL!!! There is no such thing as "unwanted cleavage" you bastards! I can`t believe the world we live in today.
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Male 29
Archer.
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Male 2,688
OMG.... It must ITCH LIKE CRAZY... I hate polyester...
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Male 5,081
100% polyester..........ewwww!
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Female 258
I would buy that. It`s pretty.
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Male 180
Not as bad as those confounded tank-tops with built-in bra. Looks like there`s no bra, but then no pay-off (pokies). Drat!

At least the tanktops are generous w/ cleavage.
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Female 163
cover up unwanted cleavage... i know a few people i have to get this for now :)
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Female 18
lol i work in nursing homes, and the little old ladies love these things. they`re called dickies (not like the brand name)
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Female 798
@seastone
welfare mothers? seriously?
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Female 9,478
We`re defeating the purpose of low shirts, are we?
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Male 2,893
Do they have skin-colored ones?
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Female 351
I don`t think she had cleavage to start off with...
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Male 321
Darn pesky cleavage!
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Female 612
"umm so the point of buying low cut tops if you don`t wanna show your cleavage is..?"

Some people like the way lowcut tops look and don`t like looking like welfare mothers. I have a lot of low-cut tops and zero desire to show lots of cleavage, so I wear camisoles. Not tacky, not too conservative. It`s a win-win.
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Male 1,287
I guess it`s for prudish women who used to dress provocatively, but are too poor to afford a new wardrobe. eh, maybe not. Crazy
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Male 440
@duffytoler Snap!
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Male 440
"Unwanted Cleavage" = Oxymoron
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Male 5,194
unwanted cleavage = oxymoron
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Female 331
umm so the point of buying low cut tops if you don`t wanna show your cleavage is..?
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Male 4,867
"unwanted cleavage"
what is this? i dont even...
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Male 274
this is like a product from satan himself
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Male 211
since when is cleavage unwanted?
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Female 248
Whoa. Little extreme there eh
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Male 1,526
I think it looks lovely.
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Male 558
lol @ "unwanted cleavage". like on yer gramma or something? other than that I can`t think of an instance of this...
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Female 155
Hahaha - This is great. Modesty with a nice hint of slut - without making you look too easy.
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Male 2,700
Cover up unwanted cleavage......
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Male 20,196
Link: Early Gift Idea For The Slut In Your Family [Pic] [Rate Link] - And when you give it to her, you can tell her to go back to her home, ON WHORE ISLAND!
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