Did Private Kaiser Come Out On Facebook? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Misc

We"re pretty sure the rules of "Don"t Ask, Don"t Tell" don"t apply on Facebook.
There are 64 comments:
Female 5
that`s an awesome way to do it. I`m not saying that this is at all simular, but it`s a funny story. One time one of my friends logged onto her cousins facebook and said "I`m sorry to tell you like this, but i`m gay." He wasn`t gay.
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Male 134
thats not aloud
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Male 6,694
His roommate kills me. WTF Dude !
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Male 312
I lol`d hard inside
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Male 1,451
"Looks like a classic case of a friend messing with your facebook after you forget to log out"

Looks more like a `friend` stealing his phone.
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Male 784
Hey, this guy wasn`t in my class! What a big world.
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Female 535
However this happened, this is great. It just works no matter what.
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Male 1,598
Looks like a classic case of a friend messing with your facebook after you forget to log out
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Male 159
he does like `big guns`
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Female 222
hahahaha hard and sweaty
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Male 2,868
"Bro? Dog? Do people actually speak like that?"
Apparently the kind of dudes who join the army do.

Also, I have a feeling this guy`s FB account was hacked. If you were in the army, and you started feeling like you might be gay, do you think you`d immediately broadcast it on-line? Or then, maybe he`s trying to get discharged under don`t ask don`t tell.
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Female 85
@lyckosam, the US Army`s a volunteer force so no one "has" to join. And with Don`t Ask, Don`t Tell, you`re free to join if you`re gay...you just can`t tell anyone you`re gay. Yes, it doesn`t make sense.
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Male 2,688
For the record, I wasn`t attacking Siyanor. I have several gay friends and actually hang out at a gay bar once a week. I`m completely comfortable with gay people. I was simply stating that putting the info out there is like waving a big flag over your head and asking for someone to use it against you. ESPECIALLY on a site like this one where you have users of varying perspectives. So to you Siyanor and Vampyre459, I say ROCK ON... Keep on being who you are and don`t let anyone tell you that you need to change.
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Female 448
In the words of Red vs. Blue:
"How long have you guys been down there?"
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Male 1,182
yeah bro we do dratin speak like that
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Male 2,850
Bro? Dog? Do people actually speak like that?
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Male 193
i don`t get the don`t ask don`t tell thing. seems kinda stupid. on th flip side if i was an american citizen it wud mean me not having to join the army. good times.
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Female 52
Hey taylor_stone, guess what.

I`m gay too. Oh noes, I`ve put something on the internet most people are uncomfortable with, and oh! the best part is I don`t mind. :)
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Female 296
@ taylor what do you mean by "ammo to crazies"? OMG HE`S GAY start bashing him out of nowhere. oh yeah let me tell ya. cuz that is so gonna happen.

and @ Siyanor say it load say it proud man.



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Male 1,184
taylor, it`s in my IAB profile...
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Male 2,688
btw @ Siyanor

I REALLY hope you don`t mind that knowledge being pasted on the internet... Because you just gave ammo to the crazies...
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Male 2,688
"More like "Private Kaiser turned his back for thirty seconds while his Facebook page was up on a laptop in the barracks."

Agreed... or he`s just screwing with his mates...
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Female 1,401
he`s either really serious or totally drating with his troop
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Female 3,696
@Siyanor

Know how I know you`re gay? Cauuuuse you told us =D
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Male 418
somebody left themselves logged in!
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Male 5,194
More like "Private Kaiser turned his back for thirty seconds while his Facebook page was up on a laptop in the barracks."
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Male 2,893
And yet he could probably rip your eyes out and make you watch yourself eat them somehow.
I don`t really care if they`re gay, if they can go all Jack Bauer on some f**king terrorists, i`ll support them.
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Male 1,371
This is why you don`t use Mobile status updating things, if someone finds your phone you`re dead.
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Male 1,184
Hey DarkFerret, I`m gay.
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Male 2,748
yea, don`t ask... and please, dear god, don`t tell
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Male 138
Nothing quite like hot mouthing someone.
(they leave the account open, someone types something like this in there, happens with e-mails too)
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Female 85
VFR4 the "Corp" refers to the Marines, not the Army. And yeah, someone left their account logged in. Had a buddy of mine, in the Army, constantly get busted for it. It got so bad, they posted an event "TJ Ass Pounding" and invited his whole friend list.
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Male 185
I`m sure these people are kind and intelligent enough to understand that this was probably a prank, I mean it IS the army.
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Male 25,416
wow!
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Female 130
Looks like private kaiser left his account logged in somewhere. Thats classic little brother action right there.
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Male 534
"this poo isn`t ALOUD..."

aloud. lol
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Male 1,244
Facebook for android... Yeah I did that to my friend before. I said nice phone can I see it (droid) and i hopped on his facebook and typed `mom I`m gay` and he got a couple phone calls after that.
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Female 3,828
LOL so funny!!
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Male 4,014
Sounds like a prank...
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Male 4,680
Gay or not, that is still one badass surname.
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Female 1,008
Hey! This guy goes to OU! We`re in the same year! What a small world.
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Male 2,148
azn: It wasn`t just you. Please don`t do that again.
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Male 2,148
I`ve been using "Phallic love <3", but I suppose I`ll switch to some variation of this from now on.
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Male 328
There dogs aren`t aloud to swim they`re because their are sharks in the water.

See how annoying that was? No? Just me? Okay...
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Female 5,222
LMAO
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Male 8
I would think a strong warning against leaving your social networking stuff open may be in order here
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Female 15,763
Awkward roommate time! :D
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Male 970
nicely done :)
somehow better than: "disregard that, I suck cox"
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Male 784
Yes - how could 95% of all women in the world be wrong?
lol
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Male 558
would actually be funny if he really WAS coming out and everyone assumes it was hacked...
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Male 690
LOL I think someone made their younger brother mad and this is the revenge. "Explain that to your Marine buddies, a-hole!"
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Male 1,931
"aloud" lol
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Female 477
believe*
They`re*
allowed*
spelling nazi, yup.
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Male 697
I swear most people these days would see something like that and assume they got facebook raped?
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Male 1,351
I`m preeety sure his sister/brother is screwing with his phone.
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Male 610
sweat is gross. i`m all for muscles but sweat is not very attractive
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Male 2,506
Its called getting hacked
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Male 197
lol I did something similar on Face and all hell broke loose. Wouldn`t advise it unless ur `friends` understand your humor.
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Male 2,796
It will be legal come December
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Female 106
The guy who lives next door to me isn`t `hard and sweaty`.
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Female 1,894
hhaahhahaahah hes defffinatly messing with them
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Male 394
I`m pretty sure the rules of "Don`t leave your facebook profile unattended while you have company" apply in the military.
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Male 391
Rofl Kaiser will learn real quick to not screw around on Facebook around the guys
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Male 19,873
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