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Date: 07/03/10 09:03 AM

64 Responses to Did Private Kaiser Come Out On Facebook? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18502 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:21 am
    Link: Did Private Kaiser Come Out On Facebook? - We`re pretty sure the rules of `Don`t Ask, Don`t Tell` don`t apply on Facebook.
  2. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:32 am
    Rofl Kaiser will learn real quick to not screw around on Facebook around the guys
  3. Profile photo of yarrrpirate
    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:35 am
    I`m pretty sure the rules of "Don`t leave your facebook profile unattended while you have company" apply in the military.
  4. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:37 am
    hhaahhahaahah hes defffinatly messing with them
  5. Profile photo of Fazerella
    Fazerella Female 13-17
    106 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:52 am
    The guy who lives next door to me isn`t `hard and sweaty`.
  6. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:56 am
    It will be legal come December
  7. Profile photo of TxTnViolence
    TxTnViolence Male 30-39
    197 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:03 am
    lol I did something similar on Face and all hell broke loose. Wouldn`t advise it unless ur `friends` understand your humor.
  8. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2508 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:11 am
    Its called getting hacked
  9. Profile photo of last_ninja
    last_ninja Male 18-29
    610 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:20 am
    sweat is gross. i`m all for muscles but sweat is not very attractive
  10. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:28 am
    I`m preeety sure his sister/brother is screwing with his phone.
  11. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:32 am
    I swear most people these days would see something like that and assume they got facebook raped?
  12. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:32 am
    believe*
    They`re*
    allowed*
    spelling nazi, yup.
  13. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:40 am
    "aloud" lol
  14. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:49 am
    LOL I think someone made their younger brother mad and this is the revenge. "Explain that to your Marine buddies, a-hole!"
  15. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:00 am
    would actually be funny if he really WAS coming out and everyone assumes it was hacked...
  16. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:17 am
    Yes - how could 95% of all women in the world be wrong?
    lol
  17. Profile photo of FIRST_poster
    FIRST_poster Male 18-29
    970 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:39 am
    nicely done :)
    somehow better than: "disregard that, I suck cox"
  18. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15782 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    Awkward roommate time! :D
  19. Profile photo of im4eval8
    im4eval8 Male 40-49
    8 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    I would think a strong warning against leaving your social networking stuff open may be in order here
  20. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    LMAO
  21. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    There dogs aren`t aloud to swim they`re because their are sharks in the water.

    See how annoying that was? No? Just me? Okay...
  22. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    I`ve been using "Phallic love <3", but I suppose I`ll switch to some variation of this from now on.
  23. Profile photo of ElDavo
    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    azn: It wasn`t just you. Please don`t do that again.
  24. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    Hey! This guy goes to OU! We`re in the same year! What a small world.
  25. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    Gay or not, that is still one badass surname.
  26. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4019 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    Sounds like a prank...
  27. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3830 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    LOL so funny!!
  28. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1245 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    Facebook for android... Yeah I did that to my friend before. I said nice phone can I see it (droid) and i hopped on his facebook and typed `mom I`m gay` and he got a couple phone calls after that.
  29. Profile photo of AlexTron
    AlexTron Male 18-29
    534 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    "this poo isn`t ALOUD..."

    aloud. lol
  30. Profile photo of badname_001
    badname_001 Female 18-29
    130 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    Looks like private kaiser left his account logged in somewhere. Thats classic little brother action right there.
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    wow!
  32. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    I`m sure these people are kind and intelligent enough to understand that this was probably a prank, I mean it IS the army.
  33. Profile photo of DeathsAngel
    DeathsAngel Female 18-29
    85 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    VFR4 the "Corp" refers to the Marines, not the Army. And yeah, someone left their account logged in. Had a buddy of mine, in the Army, constantly get busted for it. It got so bad, they posted an event "TJ Ass Pounding" and invited his whole friend list.
  34. Profile photo of neosophist
    neosophist Male 18-29
    138 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    Nothing quite like hot mouthing someone.
    (they leave the account open, someone types something like this in there, happens with e-mails too)
  35. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    yea, don`t ask... and please, dear god, don`t tell
  36. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:57 pm
    Hey DarkFerret, I`m gay.
  37. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:59 pm
    This is why you don`t use Mobile status updating things, if someone finds your phone you`re dead.
  38. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    And yet he could probably rip your eyes out and make you watch yourself eat them somehow.
    I don`t really care if they`re gay, if they can go all Jack Bauer on some f**king terrorists, i`ll support them.
  39. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    More like "Private Kaiser turned his back for thirty seconds while his Facebook page was up on a laptop in the barracks."
  40. Profile photo of zombieland
    zombieland Male 18-29
    418 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    somebody left themselves logged in!
  41. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:49 pm
    @Siyanor

    Know how I know you`re gay? Cauuuuse you told us =D
  42. Profile photo of bananajojo
    bananajojo Female 18-29
    1401 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    he`s either really serious or totally drating with his troop
  43. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    "More like "Private Kaiser turned his back for thirty seconds while his Facebook page was up on a laptop in the barracks."

    Agreed... or he`s just screwing with his mates...
  44. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    btw @ Siyanor

    I REALLY hope you don`t mind that knowledge being pasted on the internet... Because you just gave ammo to the crazies...
  45. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1185 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 12:12 am
    taylor, it`s in my IAB profile...
  46. Profile photo of lee-schizo
    lee-schizo Female 18-29
    296 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 12:56 am
    @ taylor what do you mean by "ammo to crazies"? OMG HE`S GAY start bashing him out of nowhere. oh yeah let me tell ya. cuz that is so gonna happen.

    and @ Siyanor say it load say it proud man.



  47. Profile photo of vampyre459
    vampyre459 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 1:57 am
    Hey taylor_stone, guess what.

    I`m gay too. Oh noes, I`ve put something on the internet most people are uncomfortable with, and oh! the best part is I don`t mind. :)
  48. Profile photo of lyckosam
    lyckosam Male 18-29
    193 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 4:51 am
    i don`t get the don`t ask don`t tell thing. seems kinda stupid. on th flip side if i was an american citizen it wud mean me not having to join the army. good times.
  49. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 6:34 am
    Bro? Dog? Do people actually speak like that?
  50. Profile photo of basketkase
    basketkase Male 18-29
    1182 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 7:38 am
    yeah bro we do dratin speak like that
  51. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 8:16 am
    In the words of Red vs. Blue:
    "How long have you guys been down there?"
  52. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 9:28 am
    For the record, I wasn`t attacking Siyanor. I have several gay friends and actually hang out at a gay bar once a week. I`m completely comfortable with gay people. I was simply stating that putting the info out there is like waving a big flag over your head and asking for someone to use it against you. ESPECIALLY on a site like this one where you have users of varying perspectives. So to you Siyanor and Vampyre459, I say ROCK ON... Keep on being who you are and don`t let anyone tell you that you need to change.
  53. Profile photo of DeathsAngel
    DeathsAngel Female 18-29
    85 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 10:09 am
    @lyckosam, the US Army`s a volunteer force so no one "has" to join. And with Don`t Ask, Don`t Tell, you`re free to join if you`re gay...you just can`t tell anyone you`re gay. Yes, it doesn`t make sense.
  54. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    "Bro? Dog? Do people actually speak like that?"
    Apparently the kind of dudes who join the army do.

    Also, I have a feeling this guy`s FB account was hacked. If you were in the army, and you started feeling like you might be gay, do you think you`d immediately broadcast it on-line? Or then, maybe he`s trying to get discharged under don`t ask don`t tell.
  55. Profile photo of Perseus
    Perseus Female 18-29
    222 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    hahahaha hard and sweaty
  56. Profile photo of moscoworbust
    moscoworbust Male 18-29
    159 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    he does like `big guns`
  57. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    Looks like a classic case of a friend messing with your facebook after you forget to log out
  58. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 10:33 pm
    However this happened, this is great. It just works no matter what.
  59. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 7:15 am
    Hey, this guy wasn`t in my class! What a big world.
  60. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    "Looks like a classic case of a friend messing with your facebook after you forget to log out"

    Looks more like a `friend` stealing his phone.
  61. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    I lol`d hard inside
  62. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:32 am
    His roommate kills me. WTF Dude !
  63. Profile photo of longhornsfan
    longhornsfan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 6:17 am
    thats not aloud
  64. Profile photo of bunnyhop59
    bunnyhop59 Female 13-17
    5 posts
    November 29, 2011 at 12:55 pm
    that`s an awesome way to do it. I`m not saying that this is at all simular, but it`s a funny story. One time one of my friends logged onto her cousins facebook and said "I`m sorry to tell you like this, but i`m gay." He wasn`t gay.

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