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Date: 07/15/10 01:31 PM

85 Responses to Cup O` Noodles Are Disgusting Lying Theives! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18930 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 11:52 am
    Link: Cup O` Noodles Are Disgusting Lying Theives! - I-A-B is going to submit a class-action lawsuit against the Cup `O Noodles people--who`s with us?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    Should`ve gone Ramen.
  3. Profile photo of asiina
    asiina Female 18-29
    167 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    They`re advertised by weight so...?
  4. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
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    July 15, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    Already knew that but f*ck it that sh*t is delicious.
  5. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    July 15, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    if it is real, it is an outrage. but, me thinks shenanigans.
  6. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
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    July 15, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Eh. It`s like bags of chips, which are only filled like half way.
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    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
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    July 15, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    In England we have `Pot Noodles`, i`m going to have to go out and buy a Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle to see if we are being swindled in the same manner
  8. Profile photo of pnolan
    pnolan Male 18-29
    64 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    you know, it`s probably just better for even cooking.
  9. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
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    July 15, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    umm, they expand, and are sold by weight, so.....wtf are these people f*cking stupid?!!!
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    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    well in their defense they never said it was a full cup
  11. Profile photo of lockedup
    lockedup Female 18-29
    299 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 1:47 pm
    I drating hate cup o`noodles. Nuked ramen noodles are disgusting...
  12. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    July 15, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    I`ve known the bottoms were empty for years now, The excuse they`ll give you is that it reduces `noodle breakage` during shipment and that the noodles need room to swell as they absorb the cooking water.
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    Buiadh Male 30-39
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    July 15, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    "Cup O`Noodles" - Crazy Muricans!
  14. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 2:00 pm
    never have and never will eat cup o` noodles
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    July 15, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    I think that space is suppose to be there
  16. Profile photo of watchout4poo
    watchout4poo Male 18-29
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    July 15, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    that space is where the awsome is hidden , and the souls of babies , ramen is really into weird stuff
  17. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 2:14 pm
    id rather they made full bags of crisps.
  18. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
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    July 15, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    First if all, it isn`t called "Cup O`Noodles". It`s called "Cup Noodles" (the quality Nissin brand at least). Second of all, Cup Noodles kick ass on the block ramen type (there`s vegetables in there, dude!). And finally, if you get a chance to read it I highly recommend the Nissin Cup Noodles story called "Project X". It`s manga style and is way too amazingly odd for me to adequately describe.
  19. Profile photo of Liquidglass
    Liquidglass Male 18-29
    1111 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    drips: Get a life.

    -You`re over 30 and ranting about the teaspoon serving of veggies in "cup noodles"
    - Yes a manga style cartoon about noodles glad to see you`re really coming along in the world.

    wtf
  20. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    and you cut it in half because.....?
  21. Profile photo of mrtatulas
    mrtatulas Male 18-29
    271 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    Actually, if the space wasn`t there the noodles would get crushed being at the bottom all the time, they are very fragile so a box of noodles being dropped as many things are in commercial packaging would cause a bunch of pulverized noodle powder, no one wants that. Same with chips, if there wasn`t the air in the bag the chips would be crushed even more than they already usually are.

    Besides, you`re paying by weight (i.e. 1 lb of chips) not volume (i.e. 1 gallon of chips)... so if you feel ripped off you`re just not paying enough attention!
  22. Profile photo of rifter
    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Well, they do need room to expand. otherwise, you`d end up with a bunch of noodles all over your desk at work.

    @liquidglass: Why all the hate toward drips? He made a complimentary post about the cup noodles and you`re bashing him for it?
  23. Profile photo of wendell
    wendell Male 30-39
    85 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    These are poo anyway.
  24. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
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    July 15, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    A cup is 8 oz. so they`re technically not lying, idiot.
  25. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    you know how cheap noodles are anyways?
  26. Profile photo of mmill928
    mmill928 Female 18-29
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    July 15, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    @iiiihatejmac
    That`s my question!
  27. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
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    July 15, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    Well, they do need room to expand. otherwise, you`d end up with a bunch of noodles all over your desk at work.

    Agreed on this. Have you ever actually SEEN how much these things expand? Especially if you`re like me and you leave it set for a lot longer than three minutes. I`ve had them overflow the cup before. That was a b*tch to clean up.
  28. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    Sneaky!
  29. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
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    July 15, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    There is still a fair amount of noodles.
    Unlike the Ruffles people, damn communists.
  30. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    what do one of those things cost? like $.25? what a whiner...
  31. Profile photo of michaelcsr
    michaelcsr Male 40-49
    559 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    It`s supposed to be like that. If there weren`t an "expand space" then your noodles would expand all over your kitchen counter (or dorm room desk) very soon after pouring in the hot water. BTW, Cup o`noodles sucks. Murachan tastes much better. I just had two cups just now!
  32. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    They`re disgusting anyways... I`d rather take the time to stove-top my ramen any day.
  33. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
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    July 15, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    GuardinGnome, kill yourself.

    Xerasia, they`re actually a dollar... unless my high school ridiculously overprices them. But I don`t see why people would buy them there if they could be bought for a fourth the cost elsewhere.
  34. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 3:41 pm
    That`s where you stash your drugs.... mmmm cup-o-drugs and noodles....
  35. Profile photo of bex753
    bex753 Male 40-49
    221 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    that`s how they are designed though they are still poo
  36. Profile photo of kalifag
    kalifag Female 18-29
    11 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    ...what made you want to cut one of those things in half?
  37. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    "Cup O` Noodles Are Disgusting"

    Agreed.
  38. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    thx rifter

    kids these days...
  39. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    IT`S THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!
  40. Profile photo of solobueno
    solobueno Female 18-29
    134 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    my whole life has been a lie!!!
  41. Profile photo of laurjendee
    laurjendee Female 18-29
    202 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    bastards.
  42. Profile photo of mikeacello
    mikeacello Male 18-29
    112 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 4:38 pm
    ...ingenious. It was all perception.
  43. Profile photo of a9249
    a9249 Male 18-29
    39 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    its from china. this surprises you how?
  44. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    LOL @ Pingas. Took the words right outta my mouth.
  45. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
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    July 15, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    This package is sold by weight, not volume.
  46. Profile photo of darkevilsin
    darkevilsin Male 13-17
    343 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    For a minute there, I thought that was all salt.
  47. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    yea. 1 of those things contain 1500mg of sodium.
  48. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 6:20 pm
    No comprendo nada...

    What`s the problem?
  49. Profile photo of danthew
    danthew Male 18-29
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    July 15, 2010 at 6:36 pm
    "Cup O` Noodles Are Disgusting" I agree and don`t need to keep reading.
  50. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    Does anyone else remember that noodles + hot water = THEY EXPAND?? >< you have a small cup, full of noodles AND BROTH. it`ll take up more room than that.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    WTF? Where`s the dehydrated mouse??? That`s what that space is for - a dehydrated mouse. No wonder he`s upset, didn`t get a dehydrated mouse.
  52. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    It`s like pure sodium. They are doing you a favor.
  53. Profile photo of whipplefunk
    whipplefunk Male 30-39
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    July 15, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    who gives a crap? Open a bag of chips lately?
  54. Profile photo of sparrowpants
    sparrowpants Female 13-17
    58 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    So which THIEVES stole your dictionary, eh?
  55. Profile photo of josieflo
    josieflo Female 18-29
    145 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 8:18 pm
    When you pour the hot water, it goes down to the bottom, then there`s hot steam rising so that the nooodles in the middle get soft and moist
  56. Profile photo of Mornaf
    Mornaf Male 18-29
    820 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    The real question is: who thought "I`m going to cut a cup O`Noodles in half today" and then actually DID IT?
  57. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    Oh no. You mean they`re sold by weight not volume? Just like everything else? Hey I have an idea! I`m gonna sue Arco because my truck only gets 18 miles per gallon with their gas! Who`s with me?
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    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 10:54 pm
    Am I the only one who can hear the hard vegetables rolling around the empty bottom?
    This is no surprise.
  59. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
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    July 15, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    well poo
  60. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 11:41 pm
    Well, you can see why they`d do that (have the air at the bottom, not top). Once the water goes in, it`s full nearly to the brim, but if people opened it up and saw that there was a big empty space visible they`d think they were being gypped. If it`s still full at the end of the "cooking" process, I don`t see the problem. Of course, I don`t eat Cup Noodles, so maybe it`s just me who thinks this is fine, but still.
  61. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    Why don`t you go after potato chip companies too?1/4 of the bag is air.
  62. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 12:03 am
    I KNEW IT!!!
  63. Profile photo of tankspank
    tankspank Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 12:03 am
    Buck176 i do believe your right god sir.
  64. Profile photo of Gompers
    Gompers Male 13-17
    59 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 12:23 am
    The noodles probably expand when you "cook" them and if the cup was full then it would overflow, and nobody likes spilled noodles.
  65. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 12:53 am
    :O free air! I never knew this. Pot Noodle you`re so generous <3
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    yudontn0me Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 1:08 am
    hey there `all that space for my hot water` i just wanna thank you for being there for my hot water, and for giving my noodles space to expand.
  67. Profile photo of bataleon27
    bataleon27 Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 4:25 am
    it`s based on weight, not size of the cup...
  68. Profile photo of EricWRN
    EricWRN Male 30-39
    590 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 5:22 am
    oh that`s dirty
  69. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 6:02 am
    I love how there`s two peas and one kernel of corn. That makes it healthy!
  70. Profile photo of Corpsecrank
    Corpsecrank Male 30-39
    930 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 6:15 am
    Yeah it is based on weight also I would like to see you add water and then have the noodles expand if the cup was really filled to the top with product.
  71. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 7:25 am
    Im more of a Top Ramen kind of guy.
  72. Profile photo of jtjwsnake
    jtjwsnake Male 18-29
    124 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 7:55 am
    no, the disgusting part is when you find a meal worm inside your noodle block.
  73. Profile photo of Zak3295
    Zak3295 Male 13-17
    37 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 9:33 am
    oh well, they taste nice so who cares xD
  74. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 11:38 am
    so.....what am i looking at?
  75. Profile photo of ghaden
    ghaden Male 13-17
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    July 16, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    so I`m guessing you`re a "cups half empty" kinda guy?
  76. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
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    July 16, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    they are filled closely to the top when cooked, that space is for even cooking. effin tard.
  77. Profile photo of awsome-guy
    awsome-guy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    this has runied my day =(
    i will never look at noodles in the same way
  78. Profile photo of bloodwrage
    bloodwrage Male 18-29
    152 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    I thought those were maggots for a second. I`m just saying it could be worse.
  79. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 10:56 am
    OOH MY GOF!!!!
  80. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
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    July 18, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    *pats on head* it`s oooootay. just eat your cup noodles with the space on the bottom so it doesn`t half cook.
  81. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    They lies, all of these years..
  82. Profile photo of BANKAI
    BANKAI Male 18-29
    80 posts
    July 18, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    my life... LIES!
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    643197 Male 18-29
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    July 19, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    My God.

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