Cup O` Noodles Are Disgusting Lying Theives! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

I-A-B is going to submit a class-action lawsuit against the Cup "O Noodles people--who"s with us?
There are 85 comments:
Male 1,078
My God.
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Male 80
my life... LIES!
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Female 517
They lies, all of these years..
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Female 914
*pats on head* it`s oooootay. just eat your cup noodles with the space on the bottom so it doesn`t half cook.
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Female 1,894
OOH MY GOF!!!!
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Male 69
For some reason the first thing that came to mind after looking at this was `CUPPA SOOOOUUP`
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Male 152
I thought those were maggots for a second. I`m just saying it could be worse.
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Male 151
this has runied my day =(
i will never look at noodles in the same way
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Male 1,360
they are filled closely to the top when cooked, that space is for even cooking. effin tard.
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Male 9
so I`m guessing you`re a "cups half empty" kinda guy?
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Male 3,915
so.....what am i looking at?
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Male 37
oh well, they taste nice so who cares xD
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Male 124
no, the disgusting part is when you find a meal worm inside your noodle block.
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Male 6,694
Im more of a Top Ramen kind of guy.
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Male 928
Yeah it is based on weight also I would like to see you add water and then have the noodles expand if the cup was really filled to the top with product.
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Female 4,039
I love how there`s two peas and one kernel of corn. That makes it healthy!
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Male 590
oh that`s dirty
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Male 1,178
it`s based on weight, not size of the cup...
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Male 845
hey there `all that space for my hot water` i just wanna thank you for being there for my hot water, and for giving my noodles space to expand.
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Female 1,435
:O free air! I never knew this. Pot Noodle you`re so generous <3
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Male 59
The noodles probably expand when you "cook" them and if the cup was full then it would overflow, and nobody likes spilled noodles.
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Male 15
Buck176 i do believe your right god sir.
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Male 1,371
I KNEW IT!!!
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Male 263
Why don`t you go after potato chip companies too?1/4 of the bag is air.
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Female 612
Well, you can see why they`d do that (have the air at the bottom, not top). Once the water goes in, it`s full nearly to the brim, but if people opened it up and saw that there was a big empty space visible they`d think they were being gypped. If it`s still full at the end of the "cooking" process, I don`t see the problem. Of course, I don`t eat Cup Noodles, so maybe it`s just me who thinks this is fine, but still.
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Female 5,222
well poo
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Female 225
Am I the only one who can hear the hard vegetables rolling around the empty bottom?
This is no surprise.
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Male 379
Oh no. You mean they`re sold by weight not volume? Just like everything else? Hey I have an idea! I`m gonna sue Arco because my truck only gets 18 miles per gallon with their gas! Who`s with me?
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Male 820
The real question is: who thought "I`m going to cut a cup O`Noodles in half today" and then actually DID IT?
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Female 145
When you pour the hot water, it goes down to the bottom, then there`s hot steam rising so that the nooodles in the middle get soft and moist
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Female 58
So which THIEVES stole your dictionary, eh?
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Male 1,151
who gives a crap? Open a bag of chips lately?
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Male 2,424
It`s like pure sodium. They are doing you a favor.
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Male 5,194
WTF? Where`s the dehydrated mouse??? That`s what that space is for - a dehydrated mouse. No wonder he`s upset, didn`t get a dehydrated mouse.
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Female 901
Does anyone else remember that noodles + hot water = THEY EXPAND?? >< you have a small cup, full of noodles AND BROTH. it`ll take up more room than that.
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Male 2,121
"Cup O` Noodles Are Disgusting" I agree and don`t need to keep reading.
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Male 784
No comprendo nada...

What`s the problem?
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Male 2,049
yea. 1 of those things contain 1500mg of sodium.
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Male 343
For a minute there, I thought that was all salt.
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Male 3,842
This package is sold by weight, not volume.
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Female 316
LOL @ Pingas. Took the words right outta my mouth.
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Male 39
its from china. this surprises you how?
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Male 112
...ingenious. It was all perception.
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Female 202
bastards.
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Female 134
my whole life has been a lie!!!
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Male 312
IT`S THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!
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Male 904
thx rifter

kids these days...
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Male 1,590
"Cup O` Noodles Are Disgusting"

Agreed.
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Female 11
...what made you want to cut one of those things in half?
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Male 221
that`s how they are designed though they are still poo
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Male 1,793
That`s where you stash your drugs.... mmmm cup-o-drugs and noodles....
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Male 1,184
GuardinGnome, kill yourself.

Xerasia, they`re actually a dollar... unless my high school ridiculously overprices them. But I don`t see why people would buy them there if they could be bought for a fourth the cost elsewhere.
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Female 547
They`re disgusting anyways... I`d rather take the time to stove-top my ramen any day.
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Male 559
It`s supposed to be like that. If there weren`t an "expand space" then your noodles would expand all over your kitchen counter (or dorm room desk) very soon after pouring in the hot water. BTW, Cup o`noodles sucks. Murachan tastes much better. I just had two cups just now!
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Female 1,181
what do one of those things cost? like $.25? what a whiner...
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Male 2,893
There is still a fair amount of noodles.
Unlike the Ruffles people, damn communists.
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Male 25,417
Sneaky!
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Male 3,482
Well, they do need room to expand. otherwise, you`d end up with a bunch of noodles all over your desk at work.

Agreed on this. Have you ever actually SEEN how much these things expand? Especially if you`re like me and you leave it set for a lot longer than three minutes. I`ve had them overflow the cup before. That was a b*tch to clean up.
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Female 275
@iiiihatejmac
That`s my question!
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Male 670
you know how cheap noodles are anyways?
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Male 943
A cup is 8 oz. so they`re technically not lying, idiot.
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Male 85
These are poo anyway.
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Male 282
Well, they do need room to expand. otherwise, you`d end up with a bunch of noodles all over your desk at work.

@liquidglass: Why all the hate toward drips? He made a complimentary post about the cup noodles and you`re bashing him for it?
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Male 271
Actually, if the space wasn`t there the noodles would get crushed being at the bottom all the time, they are very fragile so a box of noodles being dropped as many things are in commercial packaging would cause a bunch of pulverized noodle powder, no one wants that. Same with chips, if there wasn`t the air in the bag the chips would be crushed even more than they already usually are.

Besides, you`re paying by weight (i.e. 1 lb of chips) not volume (i.e. 1 gallon of chips)... so if you feel ripped off you`re just not paying enough attention!
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Female 477
and you cut it in half because.....?
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Male 1,111
drips: Get a life.

-You`re over 30 and ranting about the teaspoon serving of veggies in "cup noodles"
- Yes a manga style cartoon about noodles glad to see you`re really coming along in the world.

wtf
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Male 904
First if all, it isn`t called "Cup O`Noodles". It`s called "Cup Noodles" (the quality Nissin brand at least). Second of all, Cup Noodles kick ass on the block ramen type (there`s vegetables in there, dude!). And finally, if you get a chance to read it I highly recommend the Nissin Cup Noodles story called "Project X". It`s manga style and is way too amazingly odd for me to adequately describe.
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Male 5,189
Kinda like a bag of chips in a way.
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Male 697
id rather they made full bags of crisps.
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Male 2
that space is where the awsome is hidden , and the souls of babies , ramen is really into weird stuff
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Male 15,510
I think that space is suppose to be there
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Male 2,004
never have and never will eat cup o` noodles
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Male 6,737
"Cup O`Noodles" - Crazy Muricans!
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Male 17,512
I`ve known the bottoms were empty for years now, The excuse they`ll give you is that it reduces `noodle breakage` during shipment and that the noodles need room to swell as they absorb the cooking water.
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Female 299
I drating hate cup o`noodles. Nuked ramen noodles are disgusting...
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Male 519
well in their defense they never said it was a full cup
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Male 4,014
umm, they expand, and are sold by weight, so.....wtf are these people f*cking stupid?!!!
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Male 64
you know, it`s probably just better for even cooking.
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Female 839
In England we have `Pot Noodles`, i`m going to have to go out and buy a Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle to see if we are being swindled in the same manner
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Female 3,574
Eh. It`s like bags of chips, which are only filled like half way.
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Male 5,314
if it is real, it is an outrage. but, me thinks shenanigans.
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Female 2,352
Already knew that but f*ck it that sh*t is delicious.
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Female 167
They`re advertised by weight so...?
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Male 14,331
Should`ve gone Ramen.
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Male 20,827
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