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Date: 07/12/10 07:04 AM

197 Responses to Crazy Religious Nut Sign Guy Is Back! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18930 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:09 am
    Link: Crazy Religious Nut Sign Guy Is Back! - We love how this guy covers all his bases and just hates everyone.
  2. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:13 am
    This guy needs a hobby.
  3. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:19 am
    Mormons! MORMONS!!!
    NO ONE MAKES FUN OF MORMONS BUT MEEEE!!!
    ARRRRRGHGHGHGHGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
  4. Profile photo of hwkiller
    hwkiller Male 18-29
    490 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:20 am
    :/

    To balance these rather stupid Christians that you post, can we get some posts about the good that many churches do?
  5. Profile photo of bluevixen87
    bluevixen87 Female 18-29
    18 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:22 am
    Aww dude, I`m like 8 of those. Haters gon` hate.
  6. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:22 am
    Hating people: That`s what Jesus said to do... right?
  7. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:23 am
    lol "Animals"!?
  8. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:31 am
    That`s right Pui, Jesus taught us to hate everyone.
  9. Profile photo of lilkenz14
    lilkenz14 Female 18-29
    12 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:36 am
    I love the Mormon one, Like "oh... AND Mormons, Wouldn`t wanna forget them!"
  10. Profile photo of quasihickory
    quasihickory Male 18-29
    17 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:37 am
    @Pui, it says "Party Animals"
  11. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:38 am
    i love how it says "racists" and "synagouge of satan"
  12. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:38 am
    Oh I seeee... what sucky typography :P
  13. Profile photo of ZacchNasty
    ZacchNasty Male 13-17
    83 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:41 am
    Party Animals PUI
  14. Profile photo of mrscareless
    mrscareless Female 18-29
    2 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:42 am
    child molesting homosexuals...because thats just the way it is right RIGHT? xDDD
  15. Profile photo of spacetiger
    spacetiger Female 18-29
    186 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:43 am
    This guy does have a hobby, it`s sign making with creative font!
  16. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:43 am
    Money lovers sex perverts rebellious woman!
  17. Profile photo of twigglepuff
    twigglepuff Female 13-17
    71 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:44 am
    @pui
    it actually says party animals, haha. At first I thought it said "animal computer freaks" and when that didn`t make sense, i saw the "party" above it.
  18. Profile photo of DrSunday
    DrSunday Male 18-29
    133 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:44 am
    Damn you rebellious women!!
  19. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:44 am
    This is a man who has no life.
  20. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:46 am
    He ain`t got no pancake mix.
  21. Profile photo of Ghostofme16
    Ghostofme16 Female 18-29
    386 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:46 am
    "Party Animals"
  22. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:46 am
    he sure loves his fonts
  23. Profile photo of WhamPowBang
    WhamPowBang Male 18-29
    130 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:49 am
    I love how sex drugs and rock music are all together, Hell Yeah!! haha

    But people come on who doesn`t hate those rebellious women, and Dykes on Bikes come on everyone he can`t be all bad

    I kid of course
  24. Profile photo of Yokel1337
    Yokel1337 Male 18-29
    144 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:54 am
    ... and mormons. lol
  25. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:54 am
    @twigglepuff yeah like four people have pointed it out to me now lol. I blame his atrocious typography for the lack of readability lol.
  26. Profile photo of Doobiejs
    Doobiejs Male 30-39
    355 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:54 am
    Christians scare me and this dont help
  27. Profile photo of mchudson
    mchudson Female 18-29
    67 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:55 am
    As a Christian...I dislike people who do not act in love like this loser. Jesus was perfect and He never condemned ANYONE. Where was his sign when He was ministering? I highly doubt that this guy is perfect, which would lead me to believe that he should be even more loving towards people despite their flaws.
  28. Profile photo of AbiElectric
    AbiElectric Female 18-29
    171 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:55 am
    Lol not child molesters or homosexuals just child molesting homosexuals.

    Effeminate culture? Dayym.
  29. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:59 am
    people like him make me sick.
  30. Profile photo of yanging
    yanging Male 18-29
    172 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:07 am
    "As a Christian...I dislike people who do not act in love like this loser. Jesus was perfect and He never condemned ANYONE. Where was his sign when He was ministering? I highly doubt that this guy is perfect, which would lead me to believe that he should be even more loving towards people despite their flaws."

    Actually, if I recall correctly, he condemned anyone who didn`t believe him to eternal suffering in hell. What a nice guy!
  31. Profile photo of gonzoen
    gonzoen Male 18-29
    27 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:08 am
    If the God of the Bible really exists, this man will surely be damned at judgement day for judging his peers.

    John 8:7
    But Jesus bent down and started to write on the ground with his finger. When they kept on questioning him, he straightened up and said to them, "If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone at her."
  32. Profile photo of Cashaviola
    Cashaviola Female 18-29
    108 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:11 am
    Race and religion are always such a touchy subject. Yesterday we had Jehovah-witnesses come to the house, I was lucky enough to get out of the house and leave the hubby to deal with them. I have my own relationship with God that him and I find work well with us. Don`t shove your religious crap down my throat. Christians, Jews, Mormons, and all the others, each have their own issues none is better then the other.
  33. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:14 am
    Hes just singling out everyone down to the religious non-nice individuals and Jehovahs Witnesses
  34. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:16 am
    `rebellious women`?
  35. Profile photo of Wariaman
    Wariaman Male 18-29
    34 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:16 am
    He hates women and he homosexuals... contradiction ftw
  36. Profile photo of amayagab
    amayagab Male 18-29
    18 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:17 am
    I`m 9 of those things.
  37. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:19 am
    HA! ... "and Mormons"

    Look out Donny & Marie! He`s comin` to get you!
  38. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:20 am
    "To balance these rather stupid Christians that you post, can we get some posts about the good that many churches do?"

    Unfortunately, the bad ones like this guy overshadow the good... The church in my neighborhood offers everyone, even non-congregation members (like MY Pagan ass), to take food from their food pantry, and offers neighbors gift cards for various supermarkets once a month... As much of a genuine and wonderful thing as this is, guys like in the above picture ruin the view of Christians for everyone.
  39. Profile photo of DaBigMachine
    DaBigMachine Male 30-39
    125 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:24 am
    "Actually, if I recall correctly, he condemned anyone who didn`t believe him to eternal suffering in hell. What a nice guy!"

    Actually, no, he came so that we may be saved from damnation by giving us a choice to simply choose him as Savior and to offer salvation to everyone, not just Jews. We have a CHOICE to be saved or not according to the Bible.

    "If the God of the Bible really exists, this man will surely be damned at judgement day for judging his peers." followed by quoting John 8:7

    That scripture doesn`t damn people for judging others. It discourages people from judging others by making them evaluate their own shortcomings first.
  40. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:26 am
    `people that talk to pets more than god` - hmmm
  41. Profile photo of buckeye82183
    buckeye82183 Male 18-29
    24 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:27 am
    Ankle biters? does he hate kids too?
  42. Profile photo of JTheGreat
    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:27 am
    Hey, at least my good male friend doesn`t apply to any of these....

    Wait, "AND MORMONS". CRAP.
  43. Profile photo of JTheGreat
    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:32 am
    Oh, and the snippet that says "sport`s nuts" shouldn`t have an apostrophe between the "T" and the "S".

    You make me sick grammatically incorrect haters.

    And Mormons (just kidding).
  44. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:45 am
    Anyone else read it as "Monkey Lovers"?
  45. Profile photo of radoinc
    radoinc Male 18-29
    184 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:51 am
    Hey, there`s nothing about atheists! We`re clear!
  46. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:55 am
    "Sex-Drugs-Rock-Music?"

    WELL THEN.
  47. Profile photo of PopsySoku
    PopsySoku Female 18-29
    388 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:56 am
    Dykes on bikes!
    Rebellious Women!
    The Jews that are from the synagogue of Satan!
  48. Profile photo of Cabal
    Cabal Male 30-39
    12 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:03 am
    He does not hate everyone. He suffers from a fear of germs. This is the list of the people/things that he has been in contact with before getting sick and thinks they are all the reason for it. {:+>
  49. Profile photo of Samosah
    Samosah Male 13-17
    46 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:15 am
    Is it ironic that he hates racists?
  50. Profile photo of sutra46
    sutra46 Female 40-49
    2550 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:19 am
    Ankle biters?! que?
  51. Profile photo of Earl_Grey
    Earl_Grey Female 18-29
    131 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:21 am
    Why the hell would you hate animals?! what`s wrong with animals?
    @radoinc, lol.
  52. Profile photo of Hitaki318
    Hitaki318 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:25 am
    People that talk to pets more than God?
    YOU make me sick!
  53. Profile photo of PacoP42
    PacoP42 Male 13-17
    1064 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:26 am
    sex, drugs and rock are the best things invented
  54. Profile photo of tyrannus
    tyrannus Male 18-29
    201 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:28 am
    Is that `Jesus Saves From` t-shirt using the Star Wars font?
  55. Profile photo of mysticalrose
    mysticalrose Female 18-29
    158 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:42 am
    So, just child molesting homosexuals? Not plain child molesters?
  56. Profile photo of BRITATTACK
    BRITATTACK Female 13-17
    198 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:46 am
    ...mormons
  57. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:49 am
    ANKLE BITERS?!

    am i missing something? =s
  58. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:02 am
    Oh wow, he even throws in Racists. He must really hate himself.
    Also, where can I sign up for this Synagogue of Satan? Last I checked, Jews don`t even believe in Satan or Hell, but I guess I don`t know poo.
  59. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:05 am
    "That scripture doesn`t damn people for judging others. It discourages people from judging others by making them evaluate their own shortcomings first."
    It`s one thing to judge people, it`s another to accuse everyone you disagree with as being evil and hating or fearing them when they don`t even mean to harm anybody. Forget the bible, that`s just immoral for a person to do.
  60. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:07 am
    "Ankle biters"? What, short people? Kids?
  61. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:09 am
    Well, I also wanna know how to sign up to the Synagogue of Satan... but I`m not jewish, I guess I could convert myself right?
  62. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:11 am
    "i hate dykes on bikes! i like nothing about them! Although dykes off bikes are kinda okay....."

    lol @ overly specific sign....
  63. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:12 am
    haha....dykes on bikes.
  64. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:15 am
    AND Mormons. lol
  65. Profile photo of shanoonizzle
    shanoonizzle Female 13-17
    27 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:22 am
    whats the difference between a sex pervert and a pervert?
  66. Profile photo of Manoly
    Manoly Male 13-17
    18 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:25 am
    At least 99% of the world population falls into 1 of those categories!!!!
  67. Profile photo of -acceptance-
    -acceptance- Male 18-29
    165 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Dammz womans... This guy must be kidding =/
  68. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33110 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:33 am
    Computer freaks? Un oh IAB... he hates us!
  69. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7604 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:37 am
    so he is okay with homosexuals and peadophiles, just not peadophiles who abuse children of the same sex? Okay- good to know there is SOMEONE he likes!
  70. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:40 am
    dykes on bikes hahaha
  71. Profile photo of AlANeptune
    AlANeptune Female 18-29
    264 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:43 am
    WWWOW. Is this guy for real? Okay. Let`s get this straight IAB. This guy is not now, nor will he (probably) EVER be a Christian. He claims to be, but his hate is really what he loves. Christians aren`t supposed to hate people, but love, help, and support them. All of them. Unfortunately, guys like this are all too common and THAT`S why all these Christian hate comments are on sites like this. He is screwing himself over AND he`s screwing over all ACTUAL Christians who follow the loving example of Jesus. WWJD? He would be out being friendly to those people and not yelling about how much he hates them in public and making a total ass of himself. PLEASE REMEMBER THAT NOT ALL CHRISTIANS ARE LIKE THIS IDIOT, IAB. Don`t clump us together.
  72. Profile photo of revdrdark
    revdrdark Male 40-49
    691 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:44 am
    "Sport`s nuts" But the rest of sports is ok
  73. Profile photo of matthewmilad
    matthewmilad Male 18-29
    28 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:46 am
    At least there are two of those things on that list that we can all agree to hate together:

    Racists and Mormons.

    Just kidding, just kidding.

    Inb4 flame, j/k again lol

    But in all seriousness, nobody likes a Rebellious Woman or Mormons.
  74. Profile photo of T3hPhilip
    T3hPhilip Male 13-17
    38 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:52 am
    OMG yeah, he doesn`t hate me. :D
  75. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:59 am
    Hm, I`m on that list like 5 times lol. It`s nice he doesn`t hate homosexuals though, only those of the child-molesting kind. I guess he doesn`t mind child-molesting heterosexuals? That puts him in the sex pervert category as far as I`m concerned so HE HATES HIMSELF.
  76. Profile photo of ferrari91169
    ferrari91169 Male 18-29
    208 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:00 am
    This guy needs to get laid...and I hope he`s not waiting until marriage because I don`t think anyone would marry him...or at least I hope no one would marry him...

    I don`t think anyone would fit his standards anyway...unless he finds a way to clone himself...
  77. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:02 am
    well, I`m a rock loving, animal-talking, t.v. watching, coexisting,roman catholic, rebellious, pro-gay woman.....and I think this dude hates EVERYONE INTERESTING, don`t you? boring, boring man....
  78. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:04 am
    i love how christians are trying to shun this guy, doesnt matter how you word it, hes one of you!

    haha i jest, this guy is a rooster, and if even the people of his religion are damning him, hell be going to hell, way to go crazy man
  79. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:04 am
    Lol Jews from the Synagogue of Satan? WTF
  80. Profile photo of 42GandS
    42GandS Male 18-29
    15 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:04 am
    I hate haters
  81. Profile photo of optix_reverb
    optix_reverb Male 18-29
    263 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:25 am
    lol.."dykes on bikes". WTF?
  82. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:32 am
    Dykes on bikes??? Really???
  83. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:33 am
    lol the Synagogue of Stan...and Mormons? Dykes on Bikes? and IABers? I love the guy in the corner pointing to sex perverts though lol
  84. Profile photo of moosekid
    moosekid Male 13-17
    348 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:34 am
    "Sport`s nuts" ...? How bout idiots with poor grammar?
  85. Profile photo of Schro
    Schro Female 18-29
    77 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:43 am
    lol Rebellious Women
  86. Profile photo of rbt_food
    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:51 am
    question the first: maybe i`m an idiot but what the hell is an ankle biter?
    question the second: is it even possible to be a pervert that isn`t a sex pervert?
  87. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:56 am
    This some how doesn`t come off as sarcastic either.
  88. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    Ah, more poor grammar choices:
    "People who talk to pets more than God"

    How often does god talk to pets?

    For those who don`t see a problem with this sentence: it is vaguely worded. It would be clearer to says "...more than they talk to God" (which is still fairly poor because "they" could mean the people OR the pets)
  89. Profile photo of izzielee
    izzielee Female 18-29
    94 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:01 pm
    At least he hates everyone equally.
  90. Profile photo of someguy83
    someguy83 Male 18-29
    119 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    @rbt_food

    1: midget.
    2:perversion can also stand for turning away from morally correct. or also changing the purpose of something, i.e. misuse. so yes it is possible to pervert things non sexually.
  91. Profile photo of Salted_Eggs
    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    Wait... Why computer freaks?
  92. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9256 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    What makes it worse is you can describe me with this list, except for the Mormon part.
  93. Profile photo of fattpill
    fattpill Male 30-39
    255 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    90% of these signs are Atheist trying to give real Christians a bad name. There are some knuckleheads out there
  94. Profile photo of dioxin
    dioxin Male 18-29
    91 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    child molesting homosexuals?
  95. Profile photo of lkc1
    lkc1 Female 13-17
    224 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    hahaha, rebellious women?? really???
  96. Profile photo of ippa
    ippa Female 18-29
    143 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    How can he hate every one that much? He looks so gentle and loving!
  97. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
    701 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Meh. Not giving me a bad name, he disapproves of my religion. :D
  98. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Fattpill...

    90% of these signs are mentally unstable people. Not atheists "trying to give Christians a bad name." We have better things to do.. Like not holding signs. Personally, I prefer gardening to sign holding. And drawing. Studying for school, too, but that`s not so much enjoyment as it is an obligation.
  99. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    At least its equal!
  100. Profile photo of nny156
    nny156 Male 18-29
    182 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    christians dont need help giving themselves a bad name fattpill
  101. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    @fattpill, I really wish you`d stop posting here.
  102. Profile photo of CreepyShanny
    CreepyShanny Female 18-29
    152 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    why isnt it just child molesters instead of "child molesting homosexuals"...?
  103. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Creepy -

    Child molestation is okay because it is heterosexual.

    Homosexuality is okay because it is between adults.

    It is only when the two are combined that you have problems.

    (Yes I know that didn`t make sense, but neither did this sign.)
  104. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Hey! It`s the WBC! Long time no see guys! You failed to show up at the protest you planned at our school!

    I want a reschedule of that! How`s next week (during the middle of summer)?
  105. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    225 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    racists, child molesting homosexuals, and mormons... 3 out of 40 aint bad.
    Oh, and fatpill 90% of statistics are made up on the spot, kinda like yours. Most of these protesters are actually real christians, as most atheists could give a rats ass about what people think.
  106. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    His T-shirt refers to Jesus. Jesus the socialist hippy extraordinaire, who preached that you should love pretty much everyone, etc, etc. Why doesn`t he see the glaring contradiction?
  107. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    Ankle biters? does he hate kids too?

    Maybe he hates those tiny, spoilt, neurotic dogs that yap and bite, the ones unpleasant people buy as toys, fashion accessories and dolls to dress up.

    He could help himself out by making a new sign that says "I hate everyone, including myself". That could be smaller, which would make it easier for him to carry.
  108. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    Is it ironic that he hates racists?

    No. It doesn`t fit any of the definitions of irony, so it isn`t ironic.
  109. Profile photo of MEZA
    MEZA Male 18-29
    333 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    "dykes on bikes" hahaha that sounds like a good thing to me.
  110. Profile photo of MandyLea
    MandyLea Female 18-29
    247 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    rebellious women?? WTF?!?!
  111. Profile photo of IAmBoss
    IAmBoss Male 18-29
    26 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    he put racists? really!? what an idiot.
  112. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    Incidentally, Dykes on Bikes is a specific organisation (it`s a club for women who ride motorbikes), not a general reference to any lesbian who gets on any kind of bike. Although with this loon, you never know what he means.

    I don`t see this guy as being racist. His hatred of Jews is religious, not racial. Maybe only some Jews, depending on what he thinks he means with his babble about the synagogue of Satan.

    question the second: is it even possible to be a pervert that isn`t a sex pervert?

    Yes, easily. For example, this guy is a pervert - he perverts Christianity. Perversion can refer to any deviation from what is considered right and proper.
  113. Profile photo of Namikaze
    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    A Christian who is against False Religions? Christianity, Judism and Islam are just cheap ripoffs from Acient Egyptians and Babylonians.
  114. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    LOL. Child molesting homosexuals.

    When you see things like this, all you can do is smile and wave, boys, smile and wave.
  115. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    I was confused until I realized dyke has multiple definitions... a dyke is a wall to prevent flooding, similar to a dam.
  116. Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    Firstly, I don`t see the word `hate` anywhere in the sign. The sign just claims these people "types" make him sick. Wine makes me sick, but I don`t hate it.

    Second, almost half the list falls under what he considers to be religion hypocrites & deceivers, especially among the franchise churches.

    When a pic, story, or vid about religion (especially Christianity) appears on IAB it spawns pages of snarky & venomous comments. Here some dude carries a sign expressing disgust for organized religion (especially the Christian ones) and is roundly abused. Ironic.



  117. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    There were people like this at CMA Fest this year.

    You know, ignoring the fact that country fans are about as Christian as you can get.
  118. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    and i hate...well...this guy.
  119. Profile photo of sereniee
    sereniee Female 18-29
    205 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    whoa - this guy is a different kind of crazy. without rebellious women life would be pretty boring... also - why just hate childmolesters that are homosexual? i know a few that are totally straight... does that make it ok? also arnt ankle biters = children? or is he referring to something that i have no idea about?
    just sayn is all.
    with that said - im obviously going to make this guy sick... but i have a feeling hes been that way for a while.
  120. Profile photo of Harleq
    Harleq Male 18-29
    108 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    >JeffBeau

    Either a troll or an idiot.
  121. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Jeff-

    I like that you used snarky in daily conversation.
  122. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    Dykes on Bikes eh?
  123. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    Lol @ the ending... "And mormons"
  124. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    Women and Mormons! he might be right with this two :D jk :D
  125. Profile photo of OenoneS
    OenoneS Female 18-29
    2 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    What are `ankle biters`?
  126. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:39 pm
    Computer freaks, eh? Well, dumba$$, it was a computer freak who designed and cut the vinyl on your sign. Moron!

    And ankle biters?!?!? Really!?!?! Uh, according to your bible, you`re supposed to procreate. If you don`t have kids, what does that make you (besides a hypocritical moron, of course)?
  127. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    Well... I guess I make him sick.
  128. Profile photo of BBQ
    BBQ Male 18-29
    467 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    @KellsBells

    Hmm, I`m finding myself wondering if you`re serious (and therefore an idiot) or joking, and just don`t know how..
  129. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    doesn`t the term ankle biters refer to the miniature breed dogs such as yorkies and such?
  130. Profile photo of Joshyboy989
    Joshyboy989 Male 13-17
    169 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    Wait, He hates racists, AND jews?
  131. Profile photo of SkyeDragon
    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    @KellsBells, Computer freaks probably designed his t-shirt as well and sent it off to print.
  132. Profile photo of vthokie4
    vthokie4 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    ... and Mormons.
  133. Profile photo of pandabear21
    pandabear21 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    So wait...? Just dykes on bikes? That must mean the rest are cool.
  134. Profile photo of pandabear21
    pandabear21 Female 18-29
    150 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    Oh, and my daughter tends to bite ankles so I think it means any small creature that bites ankles. :->
  135. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    Generally, ankle biters refers to children. But it`s an ambiguous term.. >.>
  136. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    Damn he for got Buddhists! I feel so insulted for not being profiled!
  137. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    I`d love to find this guy, chuck a molotov roostertail at him, and then sit back with a bag of popcorn.
  138. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    wow... quit sippin on the hater-ade man
  139. Profile photo of DMoneys36
    DMoneys36 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    ...AND MORMANS
  140. Profile photo of BADOLDOG
    BADOLDOG Female 40-49
    108 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    just proud to make the list, baby ... yeehaw!
  141. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    .Christian Avangili$t$
    .right wing christian bible bashers
    .men over 40 with slogan tee shirts
    .people who`ve cornered the market on moral virtue
    .judgmental people
    .untaxed religions
    .the self righteous
    .people that are anal about `fonts and typeface`...which you would surely have had to employ a `computer freak` to do, no?
  142. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:19 pm
    Glad to see I`m on the list for several of these things. I`m happy to cause this guy any level of discomfort, even if it is inadvertent.

    Also, isn`t he an "ankle biter" himself, or am I misunderstanding what it means?
  143. Profile photo of bowlinguy
    bowlinguy Male 13-17
    126 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    haha... And mormons
  144. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    Sports Nut - Check
    Sex Pervert - Check
    Talk to Animals more than God - Check
    Money Lover - Check
    Watch TV more than Study Bible - Check
    Party Animal - Check
    Sex, Drugs, Rock Music - Check, Check, Check

  145. Profile photo of x13purplesta
    x13purplesta Female 30-39
    235 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:00 pm
    I thought "ankle biters" was a derogatory term for little kids or small dogs. Wouldn`t surprise me if he hated both.

    Dare I ask what religion this moron is?
  146. Profile photo of PC-Player
    PC-Player Male 18-29
    129 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:02 pm
    This guy is sick alright,
    But his self-diagnosis is wrong.

    He needs professional help.
  147. Profile photo of iZZy95
    iZZy95 Female 13-17
    16 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    ankle biter?
  148. Profile photo of Arandanos
    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    Sport`s nuts. So sports have balls and he hates it. I am suddenly wanting to get into football, for some reason. Also HE HATES THE JEWS. HE HATES RACISTS. I giggle hard.
  149. Profile photo of tvhargon
    tvhargon Male 18-29
    70 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    If it wasn`t for computer freaks, he wouldn`t`ve been able to make that sign.
  150. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    Balthazar, bring me my katana...Now find the location of this human...
  151. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3922 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    "Child Molesting Homosexuals"

    I guess I don`t make him sick. I`m just a homosexual not a child molesting homosexual.
  152. Profile photo of markust123
    markust123 Male 40-49
    3922 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    I spoke too soon. I`m an ankle biting, TV watching, pet talking, money loving, sex drugs and rock and roller,
  153. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:26 pm
    I read "and Mormons" as "and morons" and thought he meant himself.. though I still think he fits a few more than he`d like to admit..
  154. Profile photo of sarahjanae
    sarahjanae Female 30-39
    91 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    I hate "Christians" who hate in the name of God.
  155. Profile photo of sarahjanae
    sarahjanae Female 30-39
    91 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    Wait a second. . .ankle biters?? I call little annoying yappy dogs ankle biters. Guess I should read my Bible more often, because I haven`t heard of that sin.
  156. Profile photo of band
    band Female 18-29
    28 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    ankle biters?
  157. Profile photo of Snowlock
    Snowlock Male 18-29
    25 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    I suppose I fit under the mormon category xD
  158. Profile photo of rhichi
    rhichi Female 18-29
    2 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    I like that he puts down all the groups he`s prejudiced against and then adds racists. It`s like he`s a hypocrite or something! :D
  159. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    why do people need to study the bible? is there going to be a quiz later? lol and this guy hates other people who believe in "god" but because they don`t believe in him the was he does they are wrong? idiot
  160. Profile photo of ThreeEdge
    ThreeEdge Female 18-29
    59 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    Ya know I think God forgives atheists and is reluctant to do so for these idiots =P He`d probably understand why people go anti-theist. It`s because of these nutjobs! AAAAGH!!
  161. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    I`m a homosexual, but I`m not included on this sign because I don`t molest children.
    I also am Agnostic, which isn`t really a religion at all as much as it is an "I don`t know".

    So it looks like I`m in the clear-oh wait, I talk to my dog more than god. Jesus f*cking christ god damn it.
  162. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:06 pm
    My favorite part is the "Sport`s Nuts"

    He doesn`t have a problem with Sports Nuts, but doesn`t care for the Nuts of some guy named Sport.
  163. Profile photo of adam432823
    adam432823 Male 30-39
    262 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    Sport`s Nuts? Is that supposed to mean that Sport is nuts, or that the nuts belong to Sport? Who is Sport?
  164. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 11:52 pm
    So now he has to add Grammer Nazis to his sign! What`s an "ankle biter"? Does he hate kids too??
  165. Profile photo of ecpkngt
    ecpkngt Female 18-29
    150 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 12:16 am
    ...and mormons.

  166. Profile photo of blipflip
    blipflip Male 13-17
    87 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 1:08 am
    I like how he`s against both jews and racists.
  167. Profile photo of wyo
    wyo Male 18-29
    97 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 1:10 am
    So if all that makes him sick, why isn`t he dead. I make him sick like 7 different ways lol.
  168. Profile photo of vampyre459
    vampyre459 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 2:07 am
    I counted, i`m 9 of those things. ^_____^
  169. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 2:15 am
    10...not bad, i could really piss this guy off
  170. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 2:15 am
    And this is a large reason of why i hate religion. Retards like this take it too far. I still don`t understand how people manage to believe in the bible. I was forced to study it and I was intelligent enough to figure out that it`s all straight bullsh*t.
  171. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 3:46 am
    ...it`s easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a man with with a huge f u c k i n g sign to enter the kingdom of heaven...something to do with they`re turnstyles i think...

    Matthew 19:23-24
  172. Profile photo of gary8162
    gary8162 Male 40-49
    939 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 4:09 am
    Judge not lest ye be judged...jackass.
  173. Profile photo of Musuko42
    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 4:12 am
    "Child molesting homosexuals".

    Heh. The missing hyphen (this guy - )there is pretty important.

    Child molesting homosexuals: a young person currently engaged in molesting some gay people.

    Child-molesting homosexuals: ah, there we go, that`s what he meant; gay people that molest childen.

    Fundies are funny.
  174. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 8:22 am
    Ironically this sign actually makes me wish I was a worse person so that I could piss him off more. These people must realise that they`re a complete joke, right?
  175. Profile photo of LookItsLeia
    LookItsLeia Female 13-17
    55 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 10:15 am
    "Jews that are from the synagogue of Satan" Well you see, Jews are Gods chosen people JACKASS!
  176. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 10:16 am
    jews are bad.it has nothing to do that their God is Jesus`s father.nop
  177. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 10:23 am
    I read "and Mormons" as "and morons" and thought he meant himself.. though I still think he fits a few more than he`d like to admit..
  178. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 10:40 am
    Poor Church of Latter Day Saints...always an afterthought.
  179. Profile photo of MrPointless
    MrPointless Male 18-29
    56 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:45 am
    Child molesting homosexuals? I guess that means normal Child Molesters are okay then?
  180. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:53 am
    Ankle Biters? isn`t that kids?
  181. Profile photo of astrogirl
    astrogirl Female 18-29
    169 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    lol mega that`s what I was thinking too
  182. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    I`d love to see his "Stuff that makes me happy" sign.
  183. Profile photo of wcclark
    wcclark Male 18-29
    731 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    I assume his Stuff that makes me happy sign would look like this:

    JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS
    JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS
    JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS
    JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS
    JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS
  184. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    Best sign ever.
  185. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    I read "and Mormons" as "and morons" and thought he meant himself.. though I still think he fits a few more than he`d like to admit..
  186. Profile photo of JTheGreat
    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    lol the Synagogue of Stan...and Mormons? Dykes on Bikes? and IABers? I love the guy in the corner pointing to sex perverts though lol

    Synagogue of Stan? You mean like, the deadpan kid from South Park?
  187. Profile photo of vodooshaman
    vodooshaman Male 70 & Over
    450 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    damn mormins
  188. Profile photo of insanepirate
    insanepirate Female 18-29
    364 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    Oops, I guess I make him sick.

    I won`t say why, I`ll let you draw your own conclusions under which category/categories I fall under. XD
  189. Profile photo of WoWFacter
    WoWFacter Male 13-17
    19 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 10:21 pm
    everyone in the world makes him sick
  190. Profile photo of PreoSmo
    PreoSmo Female 18-29
    472 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 3:40 am
    Ankle biters? So, chihuahuas?
  191. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 7:05 am
    Sport`S Nuts? I assume that means that he knows a guy name Sport, whom has shown him his nuts, and this man HATES them, they`re so icky.

    Computer Freaks? The only people that say they hate computers are people too stupid to figure them out.

    People that watch TV more than they study the bible? So like 99% of the world. Do people that don`t read the bible OR wacth TV count for you or against you? I guess technically they watch equal amount of TV as they do amount of bible reading...

    People that talk to their pets more than god? So 100% of non-insane people?

    Fox Hole Religion? Ankle Biters? Rebellious Women?Effeminate Culture? Jews from the Synagogue of Satan? What do these even mean?

    False Religions? Aren`t all religions technically false?

    This guys hatred is confusing and stupid...
  192. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 8:43 am
    I read "and Mormons" as "and morons" and thought he meant himself.. though I still think he fits a few more than he`d like to admit..
  193. Profile photo of CVizzle
    CVizzle Male 18-29
    74 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    That guy is insane. There`s no apostrophe in Sports Nuts!
  194. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    I read "and Mormons" as "and morons" and thought he meant himself.. though I still think he fits a few more than he`d like to admit..
  195. Profile photo of jamesrs
    jamesrs Male 18-29
    85 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 10:31 am
    ankle biters and only child molesters if there homosexual?
  196. Profile photo of jamesrs
    jamesrs Male 18-29
    85 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 10:32 am
    the`re*
  197. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 8, 2010 at 12:48 am
    wow. lol

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