Crappy Surplus Batman Trading Cards [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Weird

Something tells us a really retarded faction of the religious right had something to do with this...
There are 60 comments:
Female 9
That`s absurd! The Riddler wasn`t in Batman Begins.
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Male 402
dear god this is funny
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Female 124
IssaTheFiend: and by craptastic, you mean completely awesome, right??
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Male 173
abnormal drug trafficker?
LMAO
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Female 535
Batman IS Spiderman?
And he strokes criminals?!
Awesome. =)
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Male 686
I sometimes wonder if i should go get a job translating for chinese people, but then i think about all the joy i would be taking out of the world when stuff like this shows up
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Female 2,352
That is craptastic.
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Male 1,266
Did a kid write that? o.O
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Male 101
haha Spiderman!!!!
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Male 2,005
not only did he turn into another superhero but a superhero from a completely different universe
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Male 2,893
I don`t even know where to start........
Mr. Freeze..... Jim Carey....... The action figure.
WHAT THE F*CKING SH*T IS GOING ON!!!?!??!?!?
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Male 134
FAILSAUCE
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Male 2,159
So many layers of failure...
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Female 673
OMG, Bruce Wayne found a basement under his villa! I thought I was the only one who didn`t realize my house had a basement before I moved in. And wow, a mask turned him into Spiderman? That is AWESOME! He`s two heroes in one!
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Male 3,631
P.S. fancy - your grammar/punctuation is ALMOST as bad as that found on the back of this trading card deck - so I wouldn`t point fingers.
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Male 3,631
Right-on Robo. P.S. - I`ve been enjoying several of your comments lately. Welcome to the forum! Nice concept.
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Male 18
@twiztidkitty
And Arnold weren`t mr freeze either :)
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Female 56
Not only is the translation terrible...but Jim Carey was not the Riddler in Batman Begins, it was Batman and Robin!
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Male 2,424
"Fancy, you are a shameless religion-baiter..."

I dare say, he is the master-baiter.
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Male 2,748
So... Batman is really Spiderman?! Mind=Blown
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Male 3,631
How `bout the really retarded faction of Engrish copyright-infringiest trading card associate/allies?

Fancy, you are a shameless religion-baiter - this particular narrative makes more sense than the language of Barack`s economic recovery scheming for the record.
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Male 113
Wait....thats not the real story of batman with spiderman mask! DAMN YOU MORMON PARENTS! next thing you know IAB is gonna tell me that caffene isnt`t made of jew blood.
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Male 1,206
"... his parents of millionaire"
Gotta love translations
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Male 651
While I disapprove of the religious right as much as any other rational human being, that seemed like a bit of a cheap dig.
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Female 133
@Xerasia...that smell that`s like a decomposing dog covered in elephant dung?

No that`s liberal.
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Male 25,416
Thats ultimate fail!
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Female 1,181
this smells like republican.
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Male 2,424
Is batman ripping of marti gras beads in picture on left? Has the look of shame, sufficient evidence for me.
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Male 807
lol i really want to see what website or whatever the person who wrote the information got his info from, i want to see this source
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Male 10,855
Pink packaging + misleading label = EPIC FAIL!
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Female 153
@Seem
I found it!!
http://batpiracy.ytmnd.com/
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Female 121
drat yeah, spiderman.
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Male 103
Jackstraw, The abnormal drug trafficker. I lol`d hard.
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Male 214
that would explain why its only $1.50 haha
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Female 9,475
Gotta love those street venders.
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Female 1,593
"Spiderman stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere..."

LOL
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Male 2,034
Spiderman??? C`mon, you can`t have seriously written that... Right?
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Male 769
anyone else thinking Ren and Stimpy?
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Male 2,690
ROFL.
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Male 503
now they`re just fncking with us right
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Male 1,067
The abnormal drug trafficker :P That has made my day :D
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Male 168
LMAO @ BoredFrank
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Male 38,483
oh, madest, you`ll make my head swell.
don`t. stop.
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Male 697
i wish i was there when they wrote this. just to laugh at them and slap them.
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Male 2,670
...and even when pursuing the inappropriate relationship with Robin his ward of boy, the Spiderman bat figure is fighting on top of the crime sof Dr. Octopus and other miscreants in the britches of tights will comeuppance get.
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Male 216
LOG.
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Male 5,094
Oh man, they opened it! You shouldn`t open them!
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Male 7,378
lol @ Gerry1of1 again! Two days in a row oh comedic one. I bow to your superior funnybone.
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Male 162
spiderman?
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Male 25
tougon, the chief of mafia, doctor jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker...epic
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Male 4,680
Makes more sense than batman and robin.

...I`m sorry, that joke has been done to death. Instead here`s a batman-related funny picture that was too big to post on the comment section.
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Male 6,694
Oh Microchiroptera Man.
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Male 230
Did that just say that batman is spider man?
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Male 519
ummmmmmm ok then ?
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Female 118
there`s a ytmnd dramatic reading of this- it`s hilarious.
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Male 38,483
Having had read with words of english most unusual, now with gladness of heart and other organs to the fact I was not of a purchase with such sad card.
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Male 1,598
The plot twist where he became Spiderman was truly unexpected.
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Male 305
I MUST have these cards!
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Male 15,510
Hurray for Engrish!
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Male 20,169
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