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Date: 07/07/10 07:31 AM

61 Responses to Crappy Surplus Batman Trading Cards [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:47 am
    Link: Crappy Surplus Batman Trading Cards - Something tells us a really retarded faction of the religious right had something to do with this...
  2. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:52 am
    Hurray for Engrish!
  3. Profile photo of dramaeco
    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:56 am
    I MUST have these cards!
  4. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:56 am
    The plot twist where he became Spiderman was truly unexpected.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:56 am
    Having had read with words of english most unusual, now with gladness of heart and other organs to the fact I was not of a purchase with such sad card.
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    Seem Female 18-29
    118 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:57 am
    there`s a ytmnd dramatic reading of this- it`s hilarious.
  7. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:59 am
    ummmmmmm ok then ?
  8. Profile photo of defiythelie
    defiythelie Male 18-29
    230 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 8:04 am
    Did that just say that batman is spider man?
  9. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 8:06 am
    Oh Microchiroptera Man.
  10. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 8:09 am
    Makes more sense than batman and robin.

    ...I`m sorry, that joke has been done to death. Instead here`s a batman-related funny picture that was too big to post on the comment section.
  11. Profile photo of macelaru
    macelaru Male 18-29
    25 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 8:13 am
    tougon, the chief of mafia, doctor jackstraw, the abnormal drug trafficker...epic
  12. Profile photo of tomo511
    tomo511 Male 18-29
    162 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 8:14 am
    spiderman?
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 8:21 am
    lol @ Gerry1of1 again! Two days in a row oh comedic one. I bow to your superior funnybone.
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 8:31 am
    Oh man, they opened it! You shouldn`t open them!
  15. Profile photo of bklynusa
    bklynusa Male 30-39
    216 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 8:57 am
    LOG.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2322 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 9:00 am
    ...and even when pursuing the inappropriate relationship with Robin his ward of boy, the Spiderman bat figure is fighting on top of the crime sof Dr. Octopus and other miscreants in the britches of tights will comeuppance get.
  17. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 9:10 am
    i wish i was there when they wrote this. just to laugh at them and slap them.
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 9:15 am
    oh, madest, you`ll make my head swell.
    don`t. stop.
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    gcghost Male 30-39
    168 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 9:22 am
    LMAO @ BoredFrank
  20. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:18 am
    The abnormal drug trafficker :P That has made my day :D
  21. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:34 am
    now they`re just fncking with us right
  22. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:45 am
    ROFL.
  23. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:49 am
    anyone else thinking Ren and Stimpy?
  24. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:52 am
    Spiderman??? C`mon, you can`t have seriously written that... Right?
  25. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 11:00 am
    "Spiderman stroke all criminal activates and criminals everywhere..."

    LOL
  26. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 11:03 am
    Gotta love those street venders.
  27. Profile photo of j12araiza
    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 11:16 am
    that would explain why its only $1.50 haha
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    dognesss_666 Male 18-29
    103 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 11:29 am
    Jackstraw, The abnormal drug trafficker. I lol`d hard.
  29. Profile photo of sinisterspid
    sinisterspid Female 18-29
    121 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 11:30 am
    drat yeah, spiderman.
  30. Profile photo of S4r4h_Pwn4g3
    S4r4h_Pwn4g3 Female 18-29
    153 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    @Seem
    I found it!!
    http://batpiracy.ytmnd.com/
  31. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10731 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    Pink packaging + misleading label = EPIC FAIL!
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    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    lol i really want to see what website or whatever the person who wrote the information got his info from, i want to see this source
  33. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    Is batman ripping of marti gras beads in picture on left? Has the look of shame, sufficient evidence for me.
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    this smells like republican.
  35. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    Thats ultimate fail!
  36. Profile photo of Hellioness
    Hellioness Female 18-29
    133 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    @Xerasia...that smell that`s like a decomposing dog covered in elephant dung?

    No that`s liberal.
  37. Profile photo of MagicPaul
    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    While I disapprove of the religious right as much as any other rational human being, that seemed like a bit of a cheap dig.
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    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 5:11 pm
    "... his parents of millionaire"
    Gotta love translations
  39. Profile photo of pajogu
    pajogu Male 18-29
    113 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 6:25 pm
    Wait....thats not the real story of batman with spiderman mask! DAMN YOU MORMON PARENTS! next thing you know IAB is gonna tell me that caffene isnt`t made of jew blood.
  40. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    How `bout the really retarded faction of Engrish copyright-infringiest trading card associate/allies?

    Fancy, you are a shameless religion-baiter - this particular narrative makes more sense than the language of Barack`s economic recovery scheming for the record.
  41. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    So... Batman is really Spiderman?! Mind=Blown
  42. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    "Fancy, you are a shameless religion-baiter..."

    I dare say, he is the master-baiter.
  43. Profile photo of twiztidkitty
    twiztidkitty Female 18-29
    56 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 10:04 pm
    Not only is the translation terrible...but Jim Carey was not the Riddler in Batman Begins, it was Batman and Robin!
  44. Profile photo of SebBrannigan
    SebBrannigan Male 18-29
    18 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    @twiztidkitty
    And Arnold weren`t mr freeze either :)
  45. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 12:13 am
    Right-on Robo. P.S. - I`ve been enjoying several of your comments lately. Welcome to the forum! Nice concept.
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 12:17 am
    P.S. fancy - your grammar/punctuation is ALMOST as bad as that found on the back of this trading card deck - so I wouldn`t point fingers.
  47. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 12:58 am
    OMG, Bruce Wayne found a basement under his villa! I thought I was the only one who didn`t realize my house had a basement before I moved in. And wow, a mask turned him into Spiderman? That is AWESOME! He`s two heroes in one!
  48. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 1:22 am
    So many layers of failure...
  49. Profile photo of longhornsfan
    longhornsfan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 7:11 am
    FAILSAUCE
  50. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 7:22 am
    I don`t even know where to start........
    Mr. Freeze..... Jim Carey....... The action figure.
    WHAT THE F*CKING SH*T IS GOING ON!!!?!??!?!?
  51. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 8:43 am
    not only did he turn into another superhero but a superhero from a completely different universe
  52. Profile photo of lordpoee
    lordpoee Male 30-39
    101 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 9:44 am
    haha Spiderman!!!!
  53. Profile photo of Ruswut
    Ruswut Male 18-29
    1266 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 10:51 am
    Did a kid write that? o.O
  54. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    That is craptastic.
  55. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    I sometimes wonder if i should go get a job translating for chinese people, but then i think about all the joy i would be taking out of the world when stuff like this shows up
  56. Profile photo of Seak
    Seak Male 18-29
    1503 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    Spiderman lol!
  57. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 7:40 am
    Batman IS Spiderman?
    And he strokes criminals?!
    Awesome. =)
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    NinjaB0b Male 18-29
    173 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 12:36 am
    abnormal drug trafficker?
    LMAO
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    meetredmeat Female 18-29
    124 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 12:34 am
    IssaTheFiend: and by craptastic, you mean completely awesome, right??
  60. Profile photo of KAKABAKA
    KAKABAKA Male 30-39
    402 posts
    December 8, 2011 at 4:37 pm
    dear god this is funny
  61. Profile photo of anrade
    anrade Female 18-29
    9 posts
    March 17, 2012 at 4:21 am
    That`s absurd! The Riddler wasn`t in Batman Begins.

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