Confusing Sign Is Confusing... And Retarded [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Lown? Lawn? Trashes? Huh?
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Male 218
That`s the sign outside the local Chinese restaurant. They want your actual dog - not just their droppings.
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Male 1,590
"Someone was stoned while typing....."

No, someone was stupid while typing.
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Male 286
guys, this sign is legit! It`s laminated. :)
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Male 11,739
They`ll probably run a DNA test to prove which dog left it.
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Male 3,755
So, he`s gonna keep the evidence? Is he gonna dust it for prints?
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Female 88
fob
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Male 2,893
Someone was stoned while typing.....
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Female 1,435
obey the lawn!
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Male 784
+ an m in "sum"
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Male 784
So to su it up:

"Don`t throw poo here! It`s against the lawn!"
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Male 2,703
so, they were in the same english class as IAB staff?

>What is it was Disney and sex?
>The `80s were such a much more easier decade
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Female 193
OR PETS DROP TO THIS LOWN.
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Male 1,287
I guess this person took the same cease & desist composition course as Jessi Slaughter`s dad. Too bad the cyber police has no jurisdiction here.
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Female 5,222
XD
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Male 14
Makes me want to put poo on his lawn even more...
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Male 1,043
Lol jamsuyt!
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Male 289
jamesuyt: "I like the fact that they`re willing to "report to authority with evidence".

I wanna see them rock up to a Cop Station or Courtroom with a pile of sh-t in a bag.."

LMAO Agreed. I`d love to be at the station when they show up with a bag full of poo.
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Male 680
I like the fact that they`re willing to "report to authority with evidence".

I wanna see them rock up to a Cop Station or Courtroom with a pile of sh-t in a bag..
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Male 312
None shall oppose the mighty lawn! Its army of 5 million ants will prosecute every defendant...with their SWORDS!
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Male 807
yes? no? i dont know
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Female 88
fob
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Female 109
foreign people trying to pose a threat
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Male 8,302
"Pleese to lorn Engrish befour beaching at strange strangers in itt"
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Male 206
I have been actually caught doing that years ago, and boy did I pay dearly.
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Male 552
I accidentally the lawn all over with that evidence
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Male 944
holy cream. what?
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Male 1,360
what is this i don`t even.
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Female 1,048
Even the damn tree is embarrassed by this stupid sign! I`m suprised that the "author" even knows how to turn the computer on!!
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Male 15,510
Oh the evidence. Hot steamed evidence.
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Male 25,417
what the wow?
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Female 857
`allo `allo, I wish to tick with you.
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Male 773
Has anyone really been deciphered even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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Female 579
DON`T LITTER OR WE WILL CALL THE AUTHORITIES.

Don`t throw your rubbish on this lawn or let your pets foul this lawn.

I DECODED IT. :|
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Female 1,894
THis is against the lawn!!!
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Male 4,745
Wait, wait! I can get this!

Ok, if you take the first letter of every sentence...no. Ok, you read each word backwards and...no. Hmmmmm...Ok, I don`t get it.
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Female 1,623
The sign is not retarded, the person who wrote it is.
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Male 877
hoyap yau aint gonna powp own ma loin egin?
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Male 877
cryptic...
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Female 3,828
Sounds like an iab chat noob.
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Male 6,694
@ zoltrix_the
XD
Maby even Florida or Alabama.
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Female 2,352
This sign is like engrish for me I know exactly what you are trying to say but I`m going to laugh at you first.
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Male 1,299
spielchuck iz eLeegill
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Male 606
so will they bring the shyt to court?
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Male 142
@meepmaker -Not necessarily. Could be a citizen from Louisiana ;)
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Male 28
It`s only missing the final line:

Consequences will never be the same!
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Male 2,788
Please, do not throw away your trash, or let your pets defecate on this lawn. This is against the law(n?), and we will report to the authorities with evidence.

Herp derp.
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Male 6,694
I smell someone that doesn`t have a greencard.
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Male 2,506
I dont get it @ Boredfrank
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Male 496
They`re going to collect your dog`s poo and use that against you in a court of law!
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Female 1,593
Stephenie Meyer`s lawn...

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I really wish I-A-B had a "Like" feature. lol
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Female 1,181
lol, BoredFrank.
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Male 2,670
Stephenie Meyer`s lawn...
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Male 358
@duffytoler
It was a fat American Christian who`s crazy like those Japanese.
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Male 368
"We will report to authority with evidence" ...so they will take your dog`s poo to the police... "prease to find dog what have done this mess to our lown"
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Male 438
great success?
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Male 3,014
Do not throw away your trash, or else your pets will die on this lawn, and we will tell the authorities that you`re making us ruin our lawn.
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Male 801
Against the lawn?

Well if you say so.
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Male 1,122
We will report to authority with evidence!!!

HAHAHAHAHA....Love to see it when they bring it feces as evidence to the cops.
"You come now! Arrest! ... this against the lawn!!"
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Male 5,194
Probably some stupid fat American wrote this, right?
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Male 2,028
THIS IS AGAINST LAWN.
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Male 230
THIS IS AGAINST LAWN
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Male 5,314
Que?
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Male 61
lol wut?
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Male 509
me no speek Engrish...
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Male 20,827
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