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Date: 07/23/10 10:04 AM

65 Responses to Confusing Sign Is Confusing… And Retarded [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18834 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 9:20 am
    Link: Confusing Sign Is Confusing... And Retarded - Lown? Lawn? Trashes? Huh?
  2. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:08 am
    me no speek Engrish...
  3. Profile photo of DieZahl23
    DieZahl23 Male 18-29
    61 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:11 am
    lol wut?
  4. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Que?
  5. Profile photo of raph
    raph Male 13-17
    230 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:23 am
    THIS IS AGAINST LAWN
  6. Profile photo of gandhi172
    gandhi172 Male 18-29
    2028 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:26 am
    THIS IS AGAINST LAWN.
  7. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:27 am
    Probably some stupid fat American wrote this, right?
  8. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1078 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:28 am
    We will report to authority with evidence!!!

    HAHAHAHAHA....Love to see it when they bring it feces as evidence to the cops.
    "You come now! Arrest! ... this against the lawn!!"
  9. Profile photo of Scott_2150
    Scott_2150 Male 18-29
    801 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:28 am
    Against the lawn?

    Well if you say so.
  10. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:29 am
    Do not throw away your trash, or else your pets will die on this lawn, and we will tell the authorities that you`re making us ruin our lawn.
  11. Profile photo of Legion5
    Legion5 Male 18-29
    438 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:32 am
    great success?
  12. Profile photo of BigDaddyJeff
    BigDaddyJeff Male 40-49
    368 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:39 am
    "We will report to authority with evidence" ...so they will take your dog`s poo to the police... "prease to find dog what have done this mess to our lown"
  13. Profile photo of monsterzero
    monsterzero Male 40-49
    356 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:48 am
    @duffytoler
    It was a fat American Christian who`s crazy like those Japanese.
  14. Profile photo of BoredFrank
    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2328 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:50 am
    Stephenie Meyer`s lawn...
  15. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:59 am
    lol, BoredFrank.
  16. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:00 am
    Stephenie Meyer`s lawn...

    ---

    I really wish I-A-B had a "Like" feature. lol
  17. Profile photo of kilroy5555
    kilroy5555 Male 30-39
    496 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:09 am
    They`re going to collect your dog`s poo and use that against you in a court of law!
  18. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:18 am
    I dont get it @ Boredfrank
  19. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:29 am
    I smell someone that doesn`t have a greencard.
  20. Profile photo of deathxtra
    deathxtra Male 13-17
    2791 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:30 am
    Please, do not throw away your trash, or let your pets defecate on this lawn. This is against the law(n?), and we will report to the authorities with evidence.

    Herp derp.
  21. Profile photo of ticketfan
    ticketfan Male 40-49
    28 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:40 am
    It`s only missing the final line:

    Consequences will never be the same!
  22. Profile photo of zoltrix_the
    zoltrix_the Male 18-29
    142 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 11:48 am
    @meepmaker -Not necessarily. Could be a citizen from Louisiana ;)
  23. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    so will they bring the shyt to court?
  24. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    spielchuck iz eLeegill
  25. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    This sign is like engrish for me I know exactly what you are trying to say but I`m going to laugh at you first.
  26. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:36 pm
    @ zoltrix_the
    XD
    Maby even Florida or Alabama.
  27. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    Sounds like an iab chat noob.
  28. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    cryptic...
  29. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    hoyap yau aint gonna powp own ma loin egin?
  30. Profile photo of Nocciolina
    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    The sign is not retarded, the person who wrote it is.
  31. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Wait, wait! I can get this!

    Ok, if you take the first letter of every sentence...no. Ok, you read each word backwards and...no. Hmmmmm...Ok, I don`t get it.
  32. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    THis is against the lawn!!!
  33. Profile photo of Lixa123
    Lixa123 Female 18-29
    579 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    DON`T LITTER OR WE WILL CALL THE AUTHORITIES.

    Don`t throw your rubbish on this lawn or let your pets foul this lawn.

    I DECODED IT. :|
  34. Profile photo of IshiiDaFishy
    IshiiDaFishy Male 18-29
    773 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    Has anyone really been deciphered even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
  35. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    `allo `allo, I wish to tick with you.
  36. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    what the wow?
  37. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    Oh the evidence. Hot steamed evidence.
  38. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    Even the damn tree is embarrassed by this stupid sign! I`m suprised that the "author" even knows how to turn the computer on!!
  39. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    what is this i don`t even.
  40. Profile photo of Phantom7
    Phantom7 Male 18-29
    944 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    holy cream. what?
  41. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    I accidentally the lawn all over with that evidence
  42. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    I have been actually caught doing that years ago, and boy did I pay dearly.
  43. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    "Pleese to lorn Engrish befour beaching at strange strangers in itt"
  44. Profile photo of kittkatkatie
    kittkatkatie Female 18-29
    109 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    foreign people trying to pose a threat
  45. Profile photo of XxSpitfirexX
    XxSpitfirexX Female 18-29
    88 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    fob
  46. Profile photo of zmeace
    zmeace Male 18-29
    807 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    yes? no? i dont know
  47. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 8:37 pm
    None shall oppose the mighty lawn! Its army of 5 million ants will prosecute every defendant...with their SWORDS!
  48. Profile photo of jamesuyt
    jamesuyt Male 13-17
    680 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    I like the fact that they`re willing to "report to authority with evidence".

    I wanna see them rock up to a Cop Station or Courtroom with a pile of sh-t in a bag..
  49. Profile photo of billy66bare
    billy66bare Male 18-29
    289 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 1:46 am
    jamesuyt: "I like the fact that they`re willing to "report to authority with evidence".

    I wanna see them rock up to a Cop Station or Courtroom with a pile of sh-t in a bag.."

    LMAO Agreed. I`d love to be at the station when they show up with a bag full of poo.
  50. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 2:25 am
    Lol jamsuyt!
  51. Profile photo of FrameS
    FrameS Male 18-29
    14 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 2:48 am
    Makes me want to put poo on his lawn even more...
  52. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 5:20 am
    XD
  53. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:48 am
    I guess this person took the same cease & desist composition course as Jessi Slaughter`s dad. Too bad the cyber police has no jurisdiction here.
  54. Profile photo of Hitaki318
    Hitaki318 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 11:13 am
    OR PETS DROP TO THIS LOWN.
  55. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2704 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 11:20 am
    so, they were in the same english class as IAB staff?

    >What is it was Disney and sex?
    >The `80s were such a much more easier decade
  56. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    So to su it up:

    "Don`t throw poo here! It`s against the lawn!"
  57. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    + an m in "sum"
  58. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    obey the lawn!
  59. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    Someone was stoned while typing.....
  60. Profile photo of XxSpitfirexX
    XxSpitfirexX Female 18-29
    88 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    fob
  61. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    So, he`s gonna keep the evidence? Is he gonna dust it for prints?
  62. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    They`ll probably run a DNA test to prove which dog left it.
  63. Profile photo of MrVandercar
    MrVandercar Male 18-29
    286 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 1:56 am
    guys, this sign is legit! It`s laminated. :)
  64. Profile photo of HarryBalszak
    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
    1590 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    "Someone was stoned while typing....."

    No, someone was stupid while typing.
  65. Profile photo of NDLOgan
    NDLOgan Male 30-39
    218 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 9:52 am
    That`s the sign outside the local Chinese restaurant. They want your actual dog - not just their droppings.

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