Chad`s Birthday: Worst Birthday Ever [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Realizing his life peaked on this, the day of his 9th birthday, surrounded by incredibly hot tail, Chad wept inward.
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Male 554
I Betcha he`s sporting his first chubby!
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Female 1,077
i love hooters. the restaurant`s not bad either.
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Male 5,617
"They still called me gay for a little while after that, but the consolation of knowing that he slept in the essence of my jazzdom"
So... You gained more satisfaction from knowing that a male was making contact with your jizz, and had more to say about it than you did from actually having sex with the sister.

Hmm...
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Male 4,680
"They still called me gay for a little while after that, but the consolation of knowing that he slept in the essence of my jazzdom was enough for me."
Taken out of context that sounds pretty disturbing.
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Male 1,299
My family tried to take me there for my 15th birthday, a day when I was extremely sick. My head weighed a bajillion pounds, and I kept feeling like I wanted to vomit. Because I kept resting my head on the table and drinking a lot of water my friends reinterpreted my behaviour.

They called me gay for the next two years, when my best friends sister and I did the business in his bed. They still called me gay for a little while after that, but the consolation of knowing that he slept in the essence of my jazzdom was enough for me.
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Female 351
My friend took her son to Hooters for his 11th or 12th birthday. Kid was sooo excited!! I couldn`t stop laughing at it all!
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Male 6,694
I love me some hooters ! The restaurant is good too.
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Male 876
Didn`t Hooters brand themselves as a "family restaurant" back in the day? You know, a place where everybody can enjoy some boobage!
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Female 1,623
I bet LightShaded`s comment was just a way of covering up for him fapping right now
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Male 210
Girl on the bottom left is dangerously close to a prison sentence.
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Female 1,435
she spotted somthing in his hair
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Male 621
He`s 9, what the hell is he doing at hooters anyway?
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Female 142
More like best birthday ever amirite?
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Male 423
Gross. Sick.
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Male 1,357
who said pimping isn`t easy?
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Male 96
You don`t get out much do you, DarkFerret?
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Male 2,748
wow... if i was that kid i`d be smilin my ass off!! and her hand is RIDICULOUSLY close to his crotch...
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Male 1,371
Chad doesn`t look like he is enjoying it.
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Male 3,296
okay can a mod please do their duty and ban those Spammers
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Female 58
The girl on the left is creeping her hand up to his crotch. I sense a future playboy bunny (where age never matters).
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Male 38,780
he`s thinking, "If her had gets 1/2 inch closer my custard cannon will go off!"
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Male 1,505
I must be too old to appreciate this because as I looked at this picture, my first thought was how bad their parts must smell from being in those pantyhose all day long.
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Male 152
Just don`t stand up Chad...
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Male 2,402
Hmm...no erection? Guess the wrong sex is present.
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Male 722
That one in the bottom left is REALLY going for it.
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Female 199
a few of them need to wash their hair and re-think their choice of make up, but otherwise, I`d hit them
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Male 38,780
poor little gay kid wanted to go to Chippendales!
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Male 217
best 9th birthday present ever. would throw away my super nintendo for that!
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Male 180
Hooter`s is really over-rated. If they didn`t wear bras and the cheap looking hosiery I`d go there despite the bad food.
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Male 628
which one`s his mum?
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Male 323
i would poo my pants at that age with a hot girls hand on my inner thigh
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Male 416
Way back I was in Manila, in one of "those" bars. I`m sure I don`t need to explain. Anyway, there was this man with (presumably) his son. The son looked about 16 and it looked like his dad was trying to introduce him to the finer things in life (and yes, they were fine.)
The kid looked really uncomfortable with these gorgeous lbfm`s and I don`t think he wanted to be there at all. At least, not with his dad!
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Male 25,416
chad ended up knocking up all those chicks!
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Female 3,598
and we have pinpointed the moment at which chad starts questioning his sexuality... a picture to reflect on in the future when he is getting ready to go to the drag-queen pageant...
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Female 3,828
LOL nice
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Male 1,226
No, he`s just waiting for his dad who is currently shooting this picture to leave.
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Female 1,181
looks like the kid doesn`t even want to be there. ah, male-parenting at it`s best...
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Male 20,305
Link: Chad`s Birthday: Worst Birthday Ever [Pic] [Rate Link] - Realizing his life peaked on this, the day of his 9th birthday, surrounded by incredibly hot tail, Chad wept inward.
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