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Chad`s Birthday: Worst Birthday Ever [Pic]

Realizing his life peaked on this, the day of his 9th birthday, surrounded by incredibly hot tail, Chad wept inward.

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LBC bon vivant, short skirt historian, born-again empathizer, rock n' roll raconteur and first-and-foremost a family tripper.

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Date: 07/01/10 01:01 PM

38 Responses to Chad`s Birthday: Worst Birthday Ever [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    19246 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    Link: Chad`s Birthday: Worst Birthday Ever - Realizing his life peaked on this, the day of his 9th birthday, surrounded by incredibly hot tail, Chad wept inward.
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:41 pm
    looks like the kid doesn`t even want to be there. ah, male-parenting at it`s best...
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    vicious_liar Male 13-17
    1226 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    No, he`s just waiting for his dad who is currently shooting this picture to leave.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3828 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    LOL nice
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    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3598 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    and we have pinpointed the moment at which chad starts questioning his sexuality... a picture to reflect on in the future when he is getting ready to go to the drag-queen pageant...
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25417 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    chad ended up knocking up all those chicks!
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    xmastree_ph Male 40-49
    416 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    Way back I was in Manila, in one of "those" bars. I`m sure I don`t need to explain. Anyway, there was this man with (presumably) his son. The son looked about 16 and it looked like his dad was trying to introduce him to the finer things in life (and yes, they were fine.)
    The kid looked really uncomfortable with these gorgeous lbfm`s and I don`t think he wanted to be there at all. At least, not with his dad!
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    papasmurfe Male 18-29
    323 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    i would poo my pants at that age with a hot girls hand on my inner thigh
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    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    which one`s his mum?
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    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    Hooter`s is really over-rated. If they didn`t wear bras and the cheap looking hosiery I`d go there despite the bad food.
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    Jazzycakes Male 18-29
    217 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    best 9th birthday present ever. would throw away my super nintendo for that!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    poor little gay kid wanted to go to Chippendales!
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    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    a few of them need to wash their hair and re-think their choice of make up, but otherwise, I`d hit them
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    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:09 pm
    That one in the bottom left is REALLY going for it.
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    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    Hmm...no erection? Guess the wrong sex is present.
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    bloodwrage Male 18-29
    152 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    Just don`t stand up Chad...
  17. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1505 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:55 pm
    I must be too old to appreciate this because as I looked at this picture, my first thought was how bad their parts must smell from being in those pantyhose all day long.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    37897 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    he`s thinking, "If her had gets 1/2 inch closer my custard cannon will go off!"
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    sparrowpants Female 13-17
    58 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    The girl on the left is creeping her hand up to his crotch. I sense a future playboy bunny (where age never matters).
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    Tonyjet Male 18-29
    3296 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    okay can a mod please do their duty and ban those Spammers
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1371 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    Chad doesn`t look like he is enjoying it.
  22. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2748 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 11:26 pm
    wow... if i was that kid i`d be smilin my ass off!! and her hand is RIDICULOUSLY close to his crotch...
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    KingKrusha Male 13-17
    96 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 12:22 am
    You don`t get out much do you, DarkFerret?
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1357 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:02 am
    who said pimping isn`t easy?
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    LightShaded Male 18-29
    423 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 3:48 am
    Gross. Sick.
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    HotCarl Female 18-29
    142 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 4:35 am
    More like best birthday ever amirite?
  27. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:23 am
    He`s 9, what the hell is he doing at hooters anyway?
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    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 6:51 am
    she spotted somthing in his hair
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    sirrix Male 18-29
    210 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 7:07 am
    Girl on the bottom left is dangerously close to a prison sentence.
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 7:35 am
    I bet LightShaded`s comment was just a way of covering up for him fapping right now
  31. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:13 am
    Didn`t Hooters brand themselves as a "family restaurant" back in the day? You know, a place where everybody can enjoy some boobage!
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 8:48 am
    I love me some hooters ! The restaurant is good too.
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    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:53 am
    My friend took her son to Hooters for his 11th or 12th birthday. Kid was sooo excited!! I couldn`t stop laughing at it all!
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    My family tried to take me there for my 15th birthday, a day when I was extremely sick. My head weighed a bajillion pounds, and I kept feeling like I wanted to vomit. Because I kept resting my head on the table and drinking a lot of water my friends reinterpreted my behaviour.

    They called me gay for the next two years, when my best friends sister and I did the business in his bed. They still called me gay for a little while after that, but the consolation of knowing that he slept in the essence of my jazzdom was enough for me.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4680 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    "They still called me gay for a little while after that, but the consolation of knowing that he slept in the essence of my jazzdom was enough for me."
    Taken out of context that sounds pretty disturbing.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5608 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    "They still called me gay for a little while after that, but the consolation of knowing that he slept in the essence of my jazzdom"
    So... You gained more satisfaction from knowing that a male was making contact with your jizz, and had more to say about it than you did from actually having sex with the sister.

    Hmm...
  37. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    i love hooters. the restaurant`s not bad either.
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    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:56 am
    I Betcha he`s sporting his first chubby!

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