Carl`s Jr. Hellbent On Killing With Burgers [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

Hear that? It"s the fattening of America one their latest creation hits the streets. It"s in its testing phase now. Nom?
There are 116 comments:
Female 29
it looks kinda good lol im not gonna lie haha
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Female 109
this is why america is the fat country. we come up with the most disgusting/appetizing sh*t
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Male 724
It doesn`t even look appetizing, it just looks wrong. It`s like fast food joints are now just TRYING to induce heart attacks instead of just serve us delicious, greasy food.
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Female 49
that actually looks good lol
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Male 1,299
I`ll admit that I ate a DoubleDown for the novelty (I was hoping it would be delicious... SPOILER ALERT:: It`s not :: ND SPOILER)

But, I don`t even want to see someone else eat that, let alone eat one myself.
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Female 5,222
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Female 646
FOUR DOLLARS? Thats got way more meat on it than a $5 foot long.
It looks so good, but I know there`s gotta be a catch. Discount meat maybe? The cheese could be orange polyurithane or something.

Dammit. *drool*
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Female 3,828
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
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Male 663
""Having excesses fat is unhealthy."
Yes it is.

"Stop making excuses to be fat and lazy."
Stop making excuses for being a douche :D"

someone have their feelings hurt? ;-)
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Male 207
@IssaTheFiend,

That can`t be true...I have two friends that can sit at a buffet for like three hours just going back up and back up for more food. Everyone will be ready to go in like 45 minutes and they`ll wanna stay behind and eat enough for like 20 people.

And the thing that really gets me is that they gain NO WEIGHT whatsoever.

But that thing just looks disgusting anyway...I hate burgers at ANY fast food restaurant besides In-N-Out...that`s about the only place I can actually keep them down...every other fast food chain makes disgusting burgers.

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Female 1,264
"Having excesses fat is unhealthy."
Yes it is.

"Stop making excuses to be fat and lazy."
Stop making excuses for being a douche :D
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Male 1,118
4 dollars!? I think i just came.
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Female 1,095
D: just looking at it makes me want to vomit
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Female 2,352
Wow who is that thing being aimed at? It really doesn`t matter how fat you are your stomach only holds one gallon.

I can never eat at Carl`s Jr. all their burgers have too much crap on them.
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Male 2,703
"went down the street to a Sonic"

carl`s jr...so bad even sonic is a good alternative
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Male 943
"First time I`ve seen one, where`s the original cheeseburger sub?"

Any pizza joint in New England
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Male 25,416
carbs are a myth!
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Male 384
like most healthy people, i think i would not be able to stomach it.

to much, too much.
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Male 180
Looks good, except for the American "cheese".

After much hype over their politically incorrect hamburgers, I tried a Carl`s once in Colorado. So bad it was nauseating. After about 4 bites, threw it in the trash and went down the street to a Sonic. *bleh*
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Female 9,585
When even your heart goes f**k this.
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Male 136
getting old
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Male 2,703
"Fat and carbs are NOT the same thing."

you know nothing about the human body and digestion, you`re right though, carbs are worse than fat

saturated fat

carbs

some highlights of those articles:

"We need saturated fat for proper digestive function, growth, and a host of other processes."..."Scientists are now discovering that cholesterol is not as bad as it has been made out to be. It is, in fact, vital to good health."

"In addition to causing wild blood sugar swings and insulin surges promoting direct body fat deposition, eating too many carbs also increases your appetite and cravings."
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Male 3,310
Fortunately these problems only affect the poor
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Male 9,305
"soooo a cheeseburger sub? real original."

First time I`ve seen one, where`s the original cheeseburger sub?
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Male 2,159
If it were an oval-shaped foot-long burger in a matching bun with enough cheese to cover the whole thing, I`d totally have it (with a Diet Coke, of course).

It would be the last thing I ate for the next 7 days if I did though, and I may even try this "exercising" thing I keep reading about out of guilt.
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Male 3,819
"dude that wrote the caption for this pic... you are a complete idiot. Do you even know how to proofread your material? I really think you`re too stupid to understand that concept. Also, your objective to this post, "Americans are fat asses that are forced to eat junk food" ... sorry a$$hole, but we have the gift of freedom of choice. You just have the gift of being a complete moron"

Yeah, Fancy. I`m sick of elitist Europeans like you.
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Male 418
dude that wrote the caption for this pic... you are a complete idiot. Do you even know how to proofread your material? I really think you`re too stupid to understand that concept. Also, your objective to this post, "Americans are fat asses that are forced to eat junk food" ... sorry a$$hole, but we have the gift of freedom of choice. You just have the gift of being a complete moron
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Male 17
IkeRay,
Seriously??? Carbohydrates come from the bread.
Carbs are metabolized into sugar.
Fat comes from the meat, and cheese.
Fat and carbs are NOT the same thing.
Einstein.
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Female 4,039
That is called cheeseburger grindah - that one is missing bacon - and it is sooooo goooood.
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Male 33
Frak Yeah!!!
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Male 1,043
Ewww I somewhat hate the bread!!

But it`s a great idea *drool*
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Male 2,703
everyone complaining about the fat...most of it comes from the bread and most people eat that much bread a day anyways...we don`t live in a society that we need that many carbs, this is why the double down is so much healthier than a burger
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Male 6,693
I must have this in my belly!
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Male 34
oh god.. ME WANT EAT NAOW
its like a big a cheeseburger.. its so *drool*
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Male 41,192
It`s... so beautiful!
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Male 496
It`s like a cheeseburger, but a f*ck of a lot bigger. Brilliant!
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Male 395
WANT!
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Male 5,189
Foot cheese long burgers!
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Male 159
I preferred the cheese burger pizza, pure genius
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Male 1,129
nom nom nom
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Female 153
Rofl @Bethingtons!
Eww...seriously? That`s just gross!!
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Male 96
I don`t know why "foot cheese" makes me laugh so hard.
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Male 3,296
you have got to be pooting me america
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Female 81
first thing i saw was "foot cheese"
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Male 4,793
want.
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Male 294
It`s not really that great a burger, just about any of the CJ specialty burgers are better. It`s like 3 small patties in a row on a large bun.

It`s really kind of a gimmick.

As for the article, tl;dr
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Male 2,841
I`d eat that.
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Male 428
It just looks like a gross version of the foot long philly cheese steaks I make at work.
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Male 1,557
We don`t have Carls Jr in the UK, nor do we have cheeseburger subs. I want one though.
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Male 236
foot cheese
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Male 943
soooo a cheeseburger sub? real original.
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Male 2
only one thing comes to mind when i see this...evil..


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Female 1,604
we don`t have Carl`s in New England, but my guess is it is the samething as a cheesebuger sub.
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Male 583
make wan yersel The_Garuness or joost hiv a piece `n` sausage trippler, you`ll soon feel better
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Male 9,305
At first I wanted one but then a voice in my head came crashing through like a sassy gay friend and said:

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT! WHAT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
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Male 333
Make it a double and then well talk...
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Male 2,548
What`s the big deal? It just looks like a subwa---OH MY GOD, the fast food industry can`t sink any lower now! (Please don`t encourage them to sink any lower *claps hands in prayer*)
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Female 17
I want one so bad
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Male 931
Dear...god. It saddens me that im in Scotland and thats so far away. It`s beautiful :,)
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Male 325
I could totally eat that and not be fat. I could do it. Where do I get it? How much does it cost? I want eight.
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Male 3,755
USA! USA! USA! USA!
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Female 386
I read Foot Chesse Long Burgers.... Thats the worst part for me...
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Male 168
Man the harpoons!

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V This one is ready for market.
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Female 728
Actually it`s generally healthiest to have a little bit of extra fat, but not too much. Too much leads to organ failure, too little often means poor nutrition or excessive exercise.
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Female 317
four dollars? sounds like a good deal.
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Male 663
"Fat actually is necesary for hormonal functions. Without fat women stop having periods. We become unfertile. Also, there is bone mass loss, hair loss, and general organ faliures.

Yeah, having no body fat sounds so nice right?"

You`re pooting me right? every single person, even skinny people have body fat. Having excesses fat is unhealthy. Stop making excuses to be fat and lazy.
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Male 70
Footlong is a registered trademark of Doctor`s Associates Inc, owners of Subway.
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Male 86
On lerie`s note of infertility, has anyone ever seen Children of Men? We don`t want that to happen again, now do we?
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Female 1,264
"Yeah, because you`ll need those layers of fat for the coming ice age winter. Oh wait, we don`t live in caves anymore.

Sounds more like an excuse to be fat."


Fat actually is necesary for hormonal functions. Without fat women stop having periods. We become unfertile. Also, there is bone mass loss, hair loss, and general organ faliures.

Yeah, having no body fat sounds so nice right?
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Male 394
"being "thin" is actually quite unhealthy. It`s far better to have a little bit of fat. Obesity isn`t good, though."

Yeah, because you`ll need those layers of fat for the coming ice age winter. Oh wait, we don`t live in caves anymore.

Sounds more like an excuse to be fat.
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Male 1,378
what
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Male 1,596
survival of the fattest
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Male 648
I cant believe they just now thought of this. Idiocracy really is coming true Deranged.
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Male 1,596
soon thin and healthy people shall be the minority on the planet. we shall point and stare at you as we eat our pizza burgers, sip our gravy milkshakes and laugh as mustard and grease oozes down our ample gullets.
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Male 1,184
Angel, being "thin" is actually quite unhealthy. It`s far better to have a little bit of fat. Obesity isn`t good, though.
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Male 1,598
lol. Makes me think of Idiocracy:
"Welcome to Carl`s Jr. Would you like to try our EXTRA BIG ASS TACO?"
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Female 536
I`d buy it once just to try it, but it looks like it`s on french bread instead of a regular hamburger bun...yuck.

I like that I have the freedom to choose whether or not I eat this food. I do not need a nanny. I do not need a tax to encourage me not to eat this food. I do not need a "wake up call".

What I need is fewer angry, nosey, bossy, controling, arrogant, skinny f*ckers shoving their way into my business.
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Male 15,510
Yeah, because being thin and healthy is so overrated
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Female 1,652
A famous star from Carl`s is way too much for me. I`d probably die before I could even get halfway through that.
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Male 1,184
3 patties is 3/4ths of a pound, generally.. so Fuego`s 1 lb burgers are probably more.

Doesn`t McDonalds have something with 4 patties, though? I don`t go there.
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Female 414
so much meat D:
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Male 42
Delicious. I just love shoving foot long meats into my mouth.
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Male 217
omg 3 patties...
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Male 977
god why?! just why?!?! what is it with being greedy and stuffing your face for the sake of it? why not just have a regular one, jesus
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Female 3,562
Any food measured by the foot is too much food.
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Male 40,273
1 foot long... but only 1 inch wide.

Not worth the $4
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Male 914
gross
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Male 7
that`s disgusting
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Male 838
Regular hamburgers are gross? Are you psychotic? Have you ever HAD a hamburger?
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Female 316
yes! you CAN have too much of a good thing. bleh!
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Male 2,034
Well done, Samosah, well done. 2 minutes before though, how did I not see that?
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Male 2,034
I can feel my arteries clogging and I haven`t even eaten one...
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Male 46
Oh my, I can feel my arteries clogging up just by looking at it.
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Female 855
my stomach is bubbling just thinking about it...blech.
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Male 1,118
Tsk tsk, america. Tsk tsk.
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Male 10,855
HUUUURRRRRRGGHHH!!!
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Female 55
And Americans wonder why their fat...
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Female 67
ew....because a regular hamburger isn`t gross enough...
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Male 833
take that subway!
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Male 976
Four...four dollar...four dollar footlong!
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Male 2,703
the killing part would be the bread...
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Male 134
ARTERY CLOGGING PERFECTION
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Male 4,867
...i kinda want one
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Male 1,287
a food delivery joint I used to manage sold 1lb burgers. I doubt this foot long has anything on it.
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Male 53
keep that....I remember KFC`s "longer"
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Female 1,199
Holy poo
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Female 2,026
i would
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Male 5,314
that`s a joke, right?
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Male 38
...I would eat that sandwiches soul.
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Male 1,184
STARTING at $4.00? I`m guessing that means bread+meat+cheese is $4.00, and toppings are extra?

What if I don`t want the cheese? Is that less than $4.00?
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Female 245
um... I couldn`t eat that much! XD
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Female 1,515
O.o it`s a hamburger sub
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Male 410
I hate to say it but I would eat that. Mmmmmm giant long cheezburger
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Male 354
omg i so want one of these right now o.o
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Male 519
sounds more like a sub then a hamburger
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Male 21,025
Link: Carl`s Jr. Hellbent On Killing With Burgers [Pic] [Rate Link] - Hear that? It`s the fattening of America one their latest creation hits the streets. It`s in its testing phase now. Nom?
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