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Date: 07/21/10 10:03 AM

73 Responses to Candwich: The Delicious Sandwich In A Can [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18939 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 9:29 am
    Link: Candwich: The Delicious Sandwich In A Can - Hungry, but you don`t have time to actually prepare food? How about a sandwich in a can? Yeah... an aluminum can.
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:10 am
    Not as bad as the canned hamburger.
  3. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    July 21, 2010 at 10:11 am
    I`d have to see this directly out of the can to believe it.
  4. Profile photo of Chaos7
    Chaos7 Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2010 at 10:14 am
    I`m sold!
  5. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:15 am
    ...Nowhere does it show the actual product. If I didn`t know it was an actual sandwich, I guess it`s mush in a can, flavored to taste like a sandwich.
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    alliZILLA Female 13-17
    24 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:15 am
    YES WE CANWICH
  7. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:23 am
    i went to go buy some, but i have to come back to the site for product release dates :(
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    Nocciolina Female 18-29
    1623 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:35 am
    I agree with Siyanor.
  9. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2010 at 10:37 am
    the most disgusting thing I`ve seen since chicken in a can.
  10. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:39 am
    Unfortunately this IS real. But the guy has some `legal` issues with the deal. They claim he took investors money for a realestate venture...then put it all in a can. With a sandwich. The two PB&J ones come with candy, as well.
  11. Profile photo of VCP24
    VCP24 Female 18-29
    42 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:40 am
    It`s a hotdog bun that`s wrapped by itself in the can then you spread the packets of peanut butter and jelly on it yourself. Not very innovative.
  12. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:41 am
    I`ve seen these. They also have hot dogs in a can {on a bun} and Meat Patties in a can made from a "meatlike food product". .... uh... I`ll pass.

    But, they are more expensive than fast food resteraunts. I can feast on the $1 menu`s at any drive thru window in town. that 79 cent 5 layer burrito at Taco Bell is AWE inspiring! And Jack in the Box`s 2-taco`s for a buck! Much better.
  13. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:42 am
    Gerry101: Where`d you see them? The article I read said they arent even in production yet due to the SEC `obsticle` I mentioned.
  14. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:52 am
    Their website says they haven`t been released yet.
  15. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36842 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:56 am
    TheTumor,

    Saw these at RALPH`s in Hillcrest in San Diego. Differant brand name maybe but same thing. Canned sandwiches.

    Gerry

    P.S. gross name, dude.
  16. Profile photo of JeffBeau
    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:03 am
    *ugh* no wonder we get sicker & more helpless (can`t even make our own sandwich?). And at a time when we`re going to be taxed from every conceivable environmental angle, here`s more throw-away aluminum.
  17. Profile photo of betardfooser
    betardfooser Male 30-39
    558 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:13 am
    ::::facepalm:::: why? no rly, why?
  18. Profile photo of AcemanJones
    AcemanJones Male 30-39
    81 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:18 am
    How many times are you going to post this? Old news, bro.
  19. Profile photo of iplaymusic
    iplaymusic Male 18-29
    292 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:21 am
    Canwich-When a woman can`t do the job right.
  20. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:25 am
    How do you get the sandwich out of that little hole at the top?
  21. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:27 am
    Their website says they haven`t been released yet.
  22. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:27 am
    Holy crap! It may actually be real!

    Either that or someone has too much time on their hands.
  23. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:29 am
    Canwich very sketchy. .
  24. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9257 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:30 am
    Can you just imagine the taste? Yuck.
  25. Profile photo of Rorschach_
    Rorschach_ Male 40-49
    115 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:32 am
    mmmmm.. Tumor in a can. The weakening of America
  26. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:32 am
    awwww Candwich? i was hoping for a candy sandwich...
  27. Profile photo of JTheGreat
    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:37 am
    I don`t get the small soda-can opening. Do you drink it?

    ...dude, drinking a sandwich would be freakin` AWESOME.
  28. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:49 am
    Gerry101,

    You should have bought them for Ohm noming. I am dissapointed that you didnt indulge in this simplistic meal that seems to satisfy funnybones as well as tummies.

    TheTumor.


    P.S. If you saw a tumor as big as me, dude, you know you`d wanna touch it.
  29. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:52 am
    "I don`t get the small soda-can opening. Do you drink it?

    ...dude, drinking a sandwich would be freakin` AWESOME."

    NO. It wouldnt. Its one thing when you eat it and the taste comes together...but drinking a sandwich would taste like, and i just seriously did a full body shiver at the thought, drinking something that had been previously chewed. Plus add in the consistency and I believe you`d be tasting it twice. One up, one down.
  30. Profile photo of zoltrix_the
    zoltrix_the Male 18-29
    142 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    You might have a second thought when you actually see contents. Here`s an example of a burger...
  31. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    This will answer all of your questions.
    http://markonefoods.com/media.html
    It really is a sammich in a can.
  32. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    Um...
  33. Profile photo of bustamovexxx
    bustamovexxx Female 18-29
    151 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    alright. on the candwhich website it has a video that shows you how it`s done. the bread is in the can, and the PB and J are seperate inside. you make it yourself!
  34. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    from the mind that brought you poo in a bucket.
  35. Profile photo of Bubbay
    Bubbay Female 13-17
    15 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    Ewwww. :(

    I completely lost my appetite after looking at this.
  36. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    i wonder how soggy the bread is in there.
  37. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    reminds me of that episode of spongebob where squidward goes to that community of squidwards and he is amazed because "they have it! canned bread!"
  38. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 1:38 pm
    how do you f*cking eat it?!
  39. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    ewww, that just made my stomach churn.
  40. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    There is no god...
  41. Profile photo of slab-of-rage
    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
    769 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Daisy822 I presume you pull the lid off, pull it out and put it in your mouth. How do you usually eat things?
  42. Profile photo of K0ttin_K0b
    K0ttin_K0b Female 18-29
    98 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    There`s also a candy surprise inside. xD
  43. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    225 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    They are supposed to be pretty good, but we`ll probably never see them in stores. The creator was given millions to invest in real estate, he bought 2 houses (one for himself) and quickly invested the rest into this product. Now the investors are suing.
  44. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    yummers
  45. Profile photo of Dilluxia
    Dilluxia Female 18-29
    237 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    *shudders*

    White bread is sooo nasty! x_X
  46. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 2:43 pm
    sandwich in a can! brilliant. Next comes can in a can!
  47. Profile photo of izzielee
    izzielee Female 18-29
    94 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    Why?
  48. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    Now that`s just wrong!
  49. Profile photo of Dilluxia
    Dilluxia Female 18-29
    237 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    izzielee>> Because don`t you know it takes a 60 secs to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and throw it in a baggy? Sheesh! Some people have texts to send ya know!
  50. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    Only in America!
  51. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
    1163 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    why do I want to throw up just looking at that picture?
  52. Profile photo of CHICOMIMI
    CHICOMIMI Female 18-29
    854 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    When will they lean that you can`t copy what the Japanese do...
  53. Profile photo of graphfix
    graphfix Male 13-17
    109 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    HOLY !!

    I NEED THE BBQ CHICKEN NOW !!
  54. Profile photo of southernboy
    southernboy Male 13-17
    132 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    Well, I have seen a brand of soda that, no joke, have these flavors:

    Turkey & Gravy
    Mashed Potatoes
    Green Bean Cassorle
    Fruitcake
  55. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    The bbq chicken one looks good
  56. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    so uh... why do they not show it out of the can? >__>
  57. Profile photo of tfronk
    tfronk Male 18-29
    11 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    Had to log on to comment. This thing is made by a dude that lives near me. He has been trying to perfect, and market this thing for ten years and finally its getting some publicity.(mainly because one of his investors is getting sued for breaking contract).

    Anyway, the PB and J has a hot dog shaped bread that took years to develop, and 2 plastic tubes, one of pb and one of jelly. IIRC, the bbq chicken has the bread, dehydrated chicken, and bbq sauce. the sauce hydrates the chicken, and makes for an awesome sandwich.

    go Candwich!
  58. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 8:06 pm
    tfronk, what are the ingredients he`s using?
  59. Profile photo of Thetas
    Thetas Male 18-29
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    July 21, 2010 at 9:07 pm
    The funny thing is is the guy who came out with Candwich apparently funded it by using money that was loaned to him for something else.
  60. Profile photo of juniix
    juniix Female 18-29
    14 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    Hey whatever. It`s handy.
  61. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    uhhh
  62. Profile photo of CurlybackJoe
    CurlybackJoe Male 18-29
    222 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    *Candy surprise inside!*
  63. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:18 pm
    JESUS this is gross
  64. Profile photo of Poy
    Poy Male 30-39
    90 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    er, people, why would this be any more gross than anything else in a can?
  65. Profile photo of PUDDING1961
    PUDDING1961 Female 40-49
    446 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 10:44 pm
    The canned hamburger, well, that looked effing gross but this candwich sandwhich thing might catch on for disaster preparation or something. I saw the video on the site and the inventor shows us the wrapped bread and the ingredients in pouches...could be useful if that is all you can get your hands on as shelf life is extended with the protection of the can, the wrappers etc...i`d go for it..in a disaster setting only though..loll..as iz lovez myz sandwichez home made.
  66. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:14 pm
    "The funny thing is is the guy who came out with Candwich apparently funded it by using money that was loaned to him for something else."

    He said he was going to invest it in real estate.
  67. Profile photo of random882
    random882 Male 18-29
    325 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:20 pm
    I would love a P BJ ... :/
  68. Profile photo of HiThereKitty
    HiThereKitty Female 13-17
    17 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 3:01 am
    the chicken one looks disgusting :/ i`d like to try the grape PBJ one though :)
  69. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 9:05 am
    lol @ PBJ. Extra special sauce maybe?
  70. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 10:04 am
    I just cant stop imagine it would be similar to this
  71. Profile photo of kimbumlove
    kimbumlove Female 13-17
    23 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 10:16 am
    ITS NOT THAT BAD, GUYS. its not like ready made in the can. the bread is packaged in a plastic and so is the peanut butter & jelly. So like they give you the ingredients and crap, but you make the sandwich yourself.
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    champbronc3 Male 40-49
    118 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 9:27 am
    I heard if you go to candwhich.com you can get a free candwhich if you click any link. It takes you to a new order page. You get it once it is released
  73. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    August 5, 2010 at 12:27 am
    Some things should just be left uninvented. Like this sh*t for example.

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