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Date: 07/24/10 06:00 PM

101 Responses to Bison Attack @ Yellowstone

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    July 24, 2010 at 11:09 am
    Link: Bison Attack @ Yellowstone - Stupid lady gets too close for her own good.
  2. Profile photo of muzloviti
    muzloviti Female 18-29
    135 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    Wow. What were they thinking? I don`t even go that close to a bison on foot, and I freaking raise them. wow
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    July 24, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    Hi, I`m a huge dumbass and I`ve gotten video proof of my dumbassery.

    There are signs everywhere there that warn you away from the buffalo. Everywhere. She and her equally dumbass husband are lucky they weren`t killed, damned idiots. :-(
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    tro23 Male 18-29
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    July 24, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    what a bum hole!
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    dax2009 Female 50-59
    322 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:21 pm
    Stopped outside of yellowstone once, and was looking at some reindeer behind a chain link fence. 2 women with 2 kids stopped behind my car. they got out, came over to the fence, and one of the kids starts to feed the reindeer by pushing grass through the fence, along with his fingers. i looked at him, looked at the women, and said "i wouldn`t let him do that if i were you, he could loose some fingers" one of the women responded "oh, why, do they have teeth?"
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    July 24, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    Buffalo are delicious.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    July 24, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    she deserved to die.

    On the other hand... Buffalo Steaks... nom nom nom!
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    For every sign that says "Use your brain", there`s always someone who says "*I* know better".
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    wow, lets get close and startle a wild animal, that sounds safe !
  10. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    Wow. Can you get a ticket for going too close to the bison like you can for whales? I really hope you can, because those jerks should be fined for such immense stupidity. I hope the bison`s okay.
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    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
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    July 24, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    The husband threw something at it... anyone else catch that?
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    17945 Male 18-29
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    July 24, 2010 at 6:38 pm
    Lionhart`s comment says it all.
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    hagane Male 30-39
    967 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    Darwin is outmanoeuvered yet again.
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    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    Um, they`re not telling the whole story here...from watching that video a couple of times it looks to me like somebody threw something at that bull, therefore the attack was provoked. At 0:55, you can see something (a shoe?) come from outside the frame on the right and it hits the bull on the back. From the angle I think it was somebody in the truck you see going across the parking lot right before the man and woman got close enough to see the bull again.

    I hope those dumb asses didn`t try and sue the park or something after that idiotic stunt. They brought that upon themselves and it`s really clear in the video.
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    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    @splurbyburbl -- Yeah, I caught that after going back and watching it again.

    How in the hell could somebody be so ungodly stupid?
  16. Profile photo of MildCorma
    MildCorma Male 18-29
    496 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    Its. A. Wild. Animal.

    Seriously some people don`t understand. You deserved it woman.
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    techgeek07 Male 30-39
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    July 24, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    What was thrown at it? It looked like a long beer can. That`s when it flipped out
  18. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2514 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    Hey, what the hell are wild animals doing in wildlife preserves anyway???
  19. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:49 pm
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    bayoubengal Female 18-29
    149 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    Aw man, she was THAT close to a Darwin Award!
  21. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    It looks like they threw a frickin flip flop at it I effing dumb can you be?

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    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    someone threw something at it
  23. Profile photo of Tacit
    Tacit Male 18-29
    17 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 7:05 pm
    Jesus Christ it`s a buffalo! Get in the car!
  24. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    July 24, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    Natural selection in all its majesty.
  25. Profile photo of amgbac09
    amgbac09 Female 18-29
    33 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    I dare them to hike 4 or 5 miles away from the parking lot and throw something at the next Bison they see. I think they deserve every injury they have and more.
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 7:16 pm
    Park Spokesman Al Nash said rangers are "actively and aggressively" investigating the incident. He said Hayes and others could be issued two citations, one for being closer than 25 yards to park wildlife and another for possibly throwing something at the animal. Nash said these citations would come with unspecified fines.

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    whtevr Female 40-49
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    July 24, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    mmmmm... buffalo burgers!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    July 24, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    Looks like the husband threw something, I hope they charge him & fine his sorry arse off!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    July 24, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    Too bad it didn`t finish the job. Idiot.
  30. Profile photo of HunterKiller
    HunterKiller Male 18-29
    363 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    welp, you deserve it you stupid redneck.
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    stewaa99 Male 30-39
    76 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    Too bad they survived...
  32. Profile photo of B3N0C1D3
    B3N0C1D3 Male 18-29
    783 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    What morons. Totally deserved it.
  33. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    too bad... almost could have gotten a darwin award
  34. Profile photo of TalcumX
    TalcumX Male 50-59
    561 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    I`m in South Korea right now. How I miss the buffaloes roaming the great American parking lots. (sigh)
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    h10mikeaw Male 13-17
    11 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 8:49 pm
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    AnImbroglio Male 30-39
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    July 24, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    mcmonkeyman... lol That`s EXACTLY what I thought. I think we have a near-Darwin award candidate, though.
  37. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    Normally one has to die to receive a Darwin award, but if she got her tubes tied, and he got a vasectomy, I`d make an exception.
  38. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    did they throw the TV remote at it? that seems to have been the wrong choice in this situation
  39. Profile photo of thecolor9
    thecolor9 Female 13-17
    47 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:00 pm
    I think it was a piece of wood they threw at it...
  40. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
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    July 24, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    Yea, she got a bit too close, but it was some other idiots off to the side that threw the stick and caused the bison to attack.
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    roin_16 Female 18-29
    82 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    sigh dumb tourists i hate ppl they got signs posted everywhere! you dont touch or go close to the freaking animals!
  42. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    he MAD
  43. Profile photo of J_Action
    J_Action Male 18-29
    211 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    dumb ass, really, freakin idiots
  44. Profile photo of pizzaroll
    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    Gee, I guess buffalo aren`t the cuddly animals you thought they were.... dumb bitch.
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    luda16 Male 18-29
    206 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:23 pm
    lol. buffalo.
  46. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    The camera-work reminds me of the movie Cloverfield.
  47. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    ZOMG a two thousand pound wild animal... lets drat with it?!
  48. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:47 pm
    Herp derp
  49. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 10:53 pm
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    Dear Buffalo of Yellowstone,

    Next time you see yourself in this situation, just eliminate the idiots. It`s okay, some people really need to be taken out of the gene pool.

    Luv always,

  51. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 11:31 pm
    Whomever threw that white thing at the buffalo needs a good kick to the groin, Stupid idiot nearly killed her because of that.
  52. Profile photo of chillywhack
    chillywhack Male 40-49
    161 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 11:51 pm
    Behold! A future winner of a Darwin Award!
  53. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 12:22 am
    "There`s Donald, running for the buffalo"

    and as if this isn`t stupid enough...

    "They say stay about 100 ft away and we were about 30 ft away..."

    Is Donald the idiot that threw something at it at the :55 mark?

    Too bad for the rest of us that bison aren`t carnivorous.
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    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 12:40 am
    I really hope she gets to beat up the fat white guy with a hammer to make up for that.
  55. Profile photo of kummi90
    kummi90 Male 18-29
    541 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 2:07 am
    Ohhhhh Darwin ;) Weeding out the retards, since 1859
  56. Profile photo of Asspenny
    Asspenny Male 18-29
    1348 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 2:17 am
    For real, how drating stupid.

    OOOO, it`s so majestic! Lets look at the drating animal that`s bigger than our car up close and personal. ONe doesn`t go say `hi` to rogue elephants so nonchalantly so why do it for bison?
  57. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 2:18 am
    Mess with the buffalo, get the horns.
  58. Profile photo of Fairienyte
    Fairienyte Female 18-29
    146 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 2:36 am
    IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT. I was JUST there and there are warning signs EVERYWHERE!! Stay back, do not approach! These people are STUPID! Simple as that.
  59. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 3:13 am
    I only work with Bison!
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    7991687 Male 18-29
    70 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 3:24 am
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    Damshek Male 18-29
    49 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 3:47 am
    Stupid people everywhere...
  62. Profile photo of ggolbez
    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 3:57 am
    Oh look, lol, a wild animal. Let`s go pet it.
  63. Profile photo of mentott510
    mentott510 Male 60-69
    210 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 4:14 am
    My nomination for the Darwin Award this year.
  64. Profile photo of WorldOfJames
    WorldOfJames Male 18-29
    978 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 4:54 am
    deserved it. made me angry seeing that fat man stomping across the car park to get closer to it
  65. Profile photo of bergeracman
    bergeracman Male 18-29
    100 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 5:00 am
    A wild bison appears!
    What will dumb tourists do?
    Dumb tourists used garbage throw!
    Wild bison is pissed!
    Wild bison uses RAGE!
    Dumb tourist uses run (level 0)!
    Dumb tourist gets STOMPED!
  66. Profile photo of nitrain
    nitrain Male 30-39
    16 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 5:15 am
    Awwwww, cute, a giant wild buffalo. I think I`ll go pet it.
  67. Profile photo of GeFeldz
    GeFeldz Male 18-29
    135 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 6:07 am
    How f`ing dumb was it to throw something at it? The bison was being cool about them coming too close and even moved away. The correct response in that situation is NOT to chase after the bison and throw flipping stuff at it
  68. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 6:38 am
    Dumb bergeracman doesn`t know what a gramatical sentence is!
    Smart IAB`s LAUGH!
  69. Profile photo of lawshark2010
    lawshark2010 Male 30-39
    23 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 6:39 am
    Stupid people are stupid . . .
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    CoffeeTalk Male 40-49
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    July 25, 2010 at 7:04 am
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    July 25, 2010 at 7:05 am
    OK. I have to pick a knit here. Or is it a nit. Whatever. Buffalo live in Africa. Bison live in North America. There are no Buffalo here, and there are no Bison there. Yes, they are the same animal, but she did not see a Buffalo, she saw a Bison.

    Sorry. I live in Buffalo, NY, so I`m one to talk, right? Our minor league baseball team is called the Buffalo Bison. Go figure!
  72. Profile photo of SilverThread
    SilverThread Male 30-39
    3431 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 7:19 am
    What a Goddamn IDIOT! That frigging thing`s HEAD weighs three HUNDRED pounds and it`s a WILD ANIMAL. It`s whole makeup is built to survive things like fighting off packs of wolves, bears, and other Bison.
  73. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2010 at 7:33 am
    with everyone else, stupid idiot, lucky to be alive, she is. Petty that the the bison didn`t kill her and that douche guy she was with.
  74. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2010 at 7:35 am
    I think you`ll find it`s "IABers".

    I sentence you to 3 years of finding and correcting Yodaspeak on the internet. (There. A grammatical sentence.)
  75. Profile photo of sneakyburger
    sneakyburger Female 18-29
    9 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 8:06 am
    Wow shes lucky to be alive... I hate stupid tourists.

    But if you look closely they actually didn`t throw anything that it, that white thing (a stick?) was stuck on its horn and when it threw its head back it went flying off and startled it. They are still idiots for being that close to it though.
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    jimistik82 Male 30-39
    75 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 8:28 am
    poor thing thought she was his ex lookin 4 more alimony $$
  77. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
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    July 25, 2010 at 8:45 am
    well that`s what you get, idiots.
    and I hate people who say I hate stupid tourists. If it wasn`t for tourists a lot of your state/city etc income would go away. Unless of course you meant you just hate the stupid ones LOL.
    But I can kinda see where you are coming from, people come from another place, and think they can do stupid stuff like this, when the locals know better.
  78. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 9:04 am
    thanks, Baalth, you made me laugh
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    pixiechick81 Female 30-39
    838 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 9:07 am
    Why are people so stupid? I saw a couple do this with a bear in BC luckily for them though the bear was more concerned with his meal.
  80. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2010 at 9:19 am
    #1 rule of survival: Stay away from those that are three times as big as you.
  81. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
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    July 25, 2010 at 9:42 am

    Don`t they have rules against this kind of sh*t?
  82. Profile photo of agentsarahja
    agentsarahja Female 30-39
    124 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 9:54 am
    When I went to the park in 1998 one of the first things they tell you is to STAY AWAY FROM THE BUFFALO. Stupid people
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    Jonno22 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 9:55 am
    people like that are stupid tourists though
  84. Profile photo of 420foy
    420foy Male 18-29
    671 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 10:09 am
    why cant people like this just die?!?!?!?!
  85. Profile photo of CrazyCatz135
    CrazyCatz135 Female 18-29
    73 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 10:52 am
    i can`t tell who`s dumber: the guy who throws trash at a buffalo, or the woman who thinks it`s a good idea to get closer
  86. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 11:04 am
    thank God for video recording to document the full range of human stupidity.
  87. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2010 at 11:08 am
    Now I see why the boss of street fighter 2 was M. Bison.
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    Thetas Male 18-29
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    July 25, 2010 at 11:53 am
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    CandyClown Female 18-29
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    July 25, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    She couldn`t use the zoom option? She had to get closer?
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    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    Female, 18-29, Canada
    220 Posts Sunday, July 25, 2010 1:03:19 PM
    She couldn`t use the zoom option? She had to get closer?

    above is the comment of the day...
    for those of us using optical zoomx3...get closer at ANY cost...
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    PacoP42 Male 13-17
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    July 25, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    and she lived??? you`re starting to fail me darwin!
  92. Profile photo of Steelgrid
    Steelgrid Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    I agree that this was a failed Dawrin....Not only did she get stomped...but the damn thing gave her fair warning before it charged and she thought it propper to continue filming.....
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    oxyl Male 30-39
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    July 25, 2010 at 6:40 pm
  94. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 7:39 am
    Oh. Look. A huge animal with big horns. Let me see it I can love on it.
  95. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
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    July 26, 2010 at 8:59 am
    "let`s watch Donald get stomped by the buffalo" lol pwnd
  96. Profile photo of caprilaw
    caprilaw Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 9:12 am
    Looks to me like the nonse threw something at it first - no wonder it charged! IDIOT
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    oOFELIXOo Female 18-29
    177 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 11:21 am
    wtf is wrong with them. They threw something at it, chased it down...what did they expect, it to stand on its hind legs and break into song? dumb bitch
  98. Profile photo of Moscow17
    Moscow17 Male 13-17
    36 posts
    July 26, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    wow, how dumb can you get? if you chase a buffalo, IT WILL CHASE YOU BACK!
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
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    July 26, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    She also couldnt run fast at all. physically and mentally impaired woman gets what was coming to her
  100. Profile photo of anarchsoul
    anarchsoul Male 30-39
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    July 28, 2010 at 4:23 am
    Wow.. When I went to Yellowstone I saw a little old lady walking right up to a Bison trying to pet it and crap.. Stupid people I tell ya.. Thats what these signs are for!

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