Bison Attack @ Yellowstone

Submitted by: madest 6 years ago

Stupid lady gets too close for her own good.
There are 101 comments:
Male 593
Wow.. When I went to Yellowstone I saw a little old lady walking right up to a Bison trying to pet it and crap.. Stupid people I tell ya.. Thats what these signs are for!
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Male 1,193
She also couldnt run fast at all. physically and mentally impaired woman gets what was coming to her
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Male 36
wow, how dumb can you get? if you chase a buffalo, IT WILL CHASE YOU BACK!
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Female 177
wtf is wrong with them. They threw something at it, chased it down...what did they expect, it to stand on its hind legs and break into song? dumb bitch
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Male 19
Looks to me like the nonse threw something at it first - no wonder it charged! IDIOT
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Female 2,509
"let`s watch Donald get stomped by the buffalo" lol pwnd
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Male 6,694
Oh. Look. A huge animal with big horns. Let me see it I can love on it.
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Male 915
idiots
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Male 2,700
I agree that this was a failed Dawrin....Not only did she get stomped...but the damn thing gave her fair warning before it charged and she thought it propper to continue filming.....
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Male 1,064
and she lived??? you`re starting to fail me darwin!
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Male 877
CandyClown
Female, 18-29, Canada
220 Posts Sunday, July 25, 2010 1:03:19 PM
She couldn`t use the zoom option? She had to get closer?



above is the comment of the day...
for those of us using optical zoomx3...get closer at ANY cost...
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Female 305
She couldn`t use the zoom option? She had to get closer?
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Male 1,540
JESUS CHRIST IT`S A BISON GET IN THE CAR!
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Male 2,424
Now I see why the boss of street fighter 2 was M. Bison.
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Male 37,910
thank God for video recording to document the full range of human stupidity.
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Female 73
i can`t tell who`s dumber: the guy who throws trash at a buffalo, or the woman who thinks it`s a good idea to get closer
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Male 670
why cant people like this just die?!?!?!?!
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Male 55
people like that are stupid tourists though
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Female 124
When I went to the park in 1998 one of the first things they tell you is to STAY AWAY FROM THE BUFFALO. Stupid people
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Female 15,763
"OOOOH NATURE, I`VE GOT TO TAKE A PIC- AAAUUUGUGHGH"

Don`t they have rules against this kind of sh*t?
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Male 2,841
#1 rule of survival: Stay away from those that are three times as big as you.
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Female 838
Why are people so stupid? I saw a couple do this with a bear in BC luckily for them though the bear was more concerned with his meal.
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Female 855
thanks, Baalth, you made me laugh
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Female 1,604
well that`s what you get, idiots.
and I hate people who say I hate stupid tourists. If it wasn`t for tourists a lot of your state/city etc income would go away. Unless of course you meant you just hate the stupid ones LOL.
But I can kinda see where you are coming from, people come from another place, and think they can do stupid stuff like this, when the locals know better.
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Male 75
poor thing thought she was his ex lookin 4 more alimony $$
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Female 9
Wow shes lucky to be alive... I hate stupid tourists.

But if you look closely they actually didn`t throw anything that it, that white thing (a stick?) was stuck on its horn and when it threw its head back it went flying off and startled it. They are still idiots for being that close to it though.
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Male 4,547
fnkychkn:
I think you`ll find it`s "IABers".

I sentence you to 3 years of finding and correcting Yodaspeak on the internet. (There. A grammatical sentence.)
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Male 2,229
with everyone else, stupid idiot, lucky to be alive, she is. Petty that the the bison didn`t kill her and that douche guy she was with.
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Male 3,431
What a Goddamn IDIOT! That frigging thing`s HEAD weighs three HUNDRED pounds and it`s a WILD ANIMAL. It`s whole makeup is built to survive things like fighting off packs of wolves, bears, and other Bison.
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Male 3,315
OK. I have to pick a knit here. Or is it a nit. Whatever. Buffalo live in Africa. Bison live in North America. There are no Buffalo here, and there are no Bison there. Yes, they are the same animal, but she did not see a Buffalo, she saw a Bison.

Sorry. I live in Buffalo, NY, so I`m one to talk, right? Our minor league baseball team is called the Buffalo Bison. Go figure!
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Male 196
Geez.....Idiots!
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Male 23
Stupid people are stupid . . .
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Female 855
Dumb bergeracman doesn`t know what a gramatical sentence is!
Smart IAB`s LAUGH!
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Male 135
How f`ing dumb was it to throw something at it? The bison was being cool about them coming too close and even moved away. The correct response in that situation is NOT to chase after the bison and throw flipping stuff at it
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Male 16
Awwwww, cute, a giant wild buffalo. I think I`ll go pet it.
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Male 100
A wild bison appears!
What will dumb tourists do?
Dumb tourists used garbage throw!
Wild bison is pissed!
Wild bison uses RAGE!
Dumb tourist uses run (level 0)!
Dumb tourist gets STOMPED!
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Male 978
deserved it. made me angry seeing that fat man stomping across the car park to get closer to it
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Male 249
My nomination for the Darwin Award this year.
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Male 1,931
Oh look, lol, a wild animal. Let`s go pet it.
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Male 49
Stupid people everywhere...
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Male 70
YOU ARE SOFA KING WEE TARD DID!!
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Male 2,332
I only work with Bison!
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Female 146
IDIOT IDIOT IDIOT. I was JUST there and there are warning signs EVERYWHERE!! Stay back, do not approach! These people are STUPID! Simple as that.
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Male 2,424
Mess with the buffalo, get the horns.
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Male 1,347
For real, how drating stupid.

OOOO, it`s so majestic! Lets look at the drating animal that`s bigger than our car up close and personal. ONe doesn`t go say `hi` to rogue elephants so nonchalantly so why do it for bison?
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Male 541
Ohhhhh Darwin ;) Weeding out the retards, since 1859
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Male 1,929
I really hope she gets to beat up the fat white guy with a hammer to make up for that.
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Male 1,505
"There`s Donald, running for the buffalo"

and as if this isn`t stupid enough...

"They say stay about 100 ft away and we were about 30 ft away..."

Is Donald the idiot that threw something at it at the :55 mark?

Too bad for the rest of us that bison aren`t carnivorous.
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Male 161
Behold! A future winner of a Darwin Award!
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Male 17,512
Whomever threw that white thing at the buffalo needs a good kick to the groin, Stupid idiot nearly killed her because of that.
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Female 3,727
Dear Buffalo of Yellowstone,

Next time you see yourself in this situation, just eliminate the idiots. It`s okay, some people really need to be taken out of the gene pool.

Luv always,

Lost
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Male 985
LOOK A PURTY BUFFARO, I WANNA FILM IT DERP
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Male 730
Herp derp
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Male 645
ZOMG a two thousand pound wild animal... lets drat with it?!
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Male 722
The camera-work reminds me of the movie Cloverfield.
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Male 206
lol. buffalo.
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Male 232
Gee, I guess buffalo aren`t the cuddly animals you thought they were.... dumb bitch.
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Male 211
dumb ass, really, freakin idiots
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Female 1,148
he MAD
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Female 82
sigh dumb tourists i hate ppl they got signs posted everywhere! you dont touch or go close to the freaking animals!
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Male 3,255
Yea, she got a bit too close, but it was some other idiots off to the side that threw the stick and caused the bison to attack.
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Female 47
I think it was a piece of wood they threw at it...
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Male 418
did they throw the TV remote at it? that seems to have been the wrong choice in this situation
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Male 15,832
Normally one has to die to receive a Darwin award, but if she got her tubes tied, and he got a vasectomy, I`d make an exception.
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Male 838
mcmonkeyman... lol That`s EXACTLY what I thought. I think we have a near-Darwin award candidate, though.
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Male 11
Yip-yip!
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Male 561
I`m in South Korea right now. How I miss the buffaloes roaming the great American parking lots. (sigh)
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Male 243
too bad... almost could have gotten a darwin award
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Male 782
What morons. Totally deserved it.
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Male 76
Too bad they survived...
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Male 363
welp, you deserve it you stupid redneck.
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Male 11,740
Too bad it didn`t finish the job. Idiot.
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Male 36,543
Looks like the husband threw something, I hope they charge him & fine his sorry arse off!
Idiots.
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Female 913
mmmmm... buffalo burgers!
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Male 1,287
Park Spokesman Al Nash said rangers are "actively and aggressively" investigating the incident. He said Hayes and others could be issued two citations, one for being closer than 25 yards to park wildlife and another for possibly throwing something at the animal. Nash said these citations would come with unspecified fines.

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Female 33
I dare them to hike 4 or 5 miles away from the parking lot and throw something at the next Bison they see. I think they deserve every injury they have and more.
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Male 5,190
Did they actually through something at it??
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Male 12,138
Natural selection in all its majesty.
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Male 17
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Jesus Christ it`s a buffalo! Get in the car!
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Female 627
someone threw something at it
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Male 886
It looks like they threw a frickin flip flop at it I think...how effing dumb can you be?

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Female 149
Aw man, she was THAT close to a Darwin Award!
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Male 4,014
jackass(ette)
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Male 2,514
Hey, what the hell are wild animals doing in wildlife preserves anyway???
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Male 2,593
What was thrown at it? It looked like a long beer can. That`s when it flipped out
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Male 496
Its. A. Wild. Animal.

Seriously some people don`t understand. You deserved it woman.
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Male 725
@splurbyburbl -- Yeah, I caught that after going back and watching it again.

How in the hell could somebody be so ungodly stupid?
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Female 336
Um, they`re not telling the whole story here...from watching that video a couple of times it looks to me like somebody threw something at that bull, therefore the attack was provoked. At 0:55, you can see something (a shoe?) come from outside the frame on the right and it hits the bull on the back. From the angle I think it was somebody in the truck you see going across the parking lot right before the man and woman got close enough to see the bull again.

I hope those dumb asses didn`t try and sue the park or something after that idiotic stunt. They brought that upon themselves and it`s really clear in the video.
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Male 967
Darwin is outmanoeuvered yet again.
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Male 725
Lionhart`s comment says it all.
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Male 2,796
The husband threw something at it... anyone else catch that?
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Female 612
Wow. Can you get a ticket for going too close to the bison like you can for whales? I really hope you can, because those jerks should be fined for such immense stupidity. I hope the bison`s okay.
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Male 25,416
wow, lets get close and startle a wild animal, that sounds safe !
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Male 8,302
For every sign that says "Use your brain", there`s always someone who says "*I* know better".
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Male 37,910
she deserved to die.

On the other hand... Buffalo Steaks... nom nom nom!
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Male 1,625
Buffalo are delicious.
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Female 322
Stopped outside of yellowstone once, and was looking at some reindeer behind a chain link fence. 2 women with 2 kids stopped behind my car. they got out, came over to the fence, and one of the kids starts to feed the reindeer by pushing grass through the fence, along with his fingers. i looked at him, looked at the women, and said "i wouldn`t let him do that if i were you, he could loose some fingers" one of the women responded "oh, why, do they have teeth?"
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Male 29
what a bum hole!
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Male 4,431
Hi, I`m a huge dumbass and I`ve gotten video proof of my dumbassery.

There are signs everywhere there that warn you away from the buffalo. Everywhere. She and her equally dumbass husband are lucky they weren`t killed, damned idiots. :-(
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Female 134
Wow. What were they thinking? I don`t even go that close to a bison on foot, and I freaking raise them. wow
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Male 7,378
Link: Bison Attack @ Yellowstone [Rate Link] - Stupid lady gets too close for her own good.
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