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Date: 07/10/10 02:06 PM

43 Responses to Best Newspaper Headline Yet! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:01 pm
    Link: Best Newspaper Headline Yet! - Now that the imminent demise of print news is just around the corner, newspaper editors are getting desperately creative
  2. Profile photo of anarchsoul
    anarchsoul Male 30-39
    593 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
  3. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    O_O WTF!?
  4. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    " for terrorising his buttocks with monster whopper"

    That. F`d. Me. Up. Mentally.

    Forever.
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    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    i don`t know whether it`s caused by sleep deprivation, but that actually made my brain hurt to read it
  6. Profile photo of jtrebowski
    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3359 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    And people wonder why American newspaper circulation is declining? C`mon, if the Brits can do it, why can`t we?
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    madest Male 40-49
    7378 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Kiweweesi Bum Sex Scandal Deepens
  8. Profile photo of blankspace10
    blankspace10 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    "Shafted:" lol thats what made this funny
  9. Profile photo of heavenly15
    heavenly15 Female 13-17
    965 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    "Terrorising his buttocks with monster whopper"

    O. M. G.
  10. Profile photo of drips
    drips Male 30-39
    904 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    ZOMG!!1 Sexally abusin kidz is sooo lulzy!!
  11. Profile photo of mrtatulas
    mrtatulas Male 18-29
    271 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    All I want to know is: did he EAT DA POOPOO?
  12. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    So many great lines in there
  13. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 3:03 pm
    @mrtatulas
    Are you SURE you want to know?
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    lunaticlover Female 18-29
    354 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    "Monster whopper"? Is that a euphemism or did they really go out to Burger King and buy a hamburger with the intent of sodomizing someone with it?
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    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Oh my god... if this is a true headline...
  16. Profile photo of SiggyZtar
    SiggyZtar Male 18-29
    56 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    only in uganda...
  17. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    Where to start... 0_o
  18. Profile photo of lucho1130
    lucho1130 Male 13-17
    29 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    is that the guy that says that the gays eat da poopo
  19. Profile photo of rebetikas
    rebetikas Male 30-39
    213 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Apparently Kiweweesi is a `serial bum shafter`
  20. Profile photo of kinky_afr0
    kinky_afr0 Male 18-29
    583 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 6:34 pm
    repost
  21. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 6:48 pm
    No silly mahn. Da whoppah go in de udder end.
  22. Profile photo of CrazyLaugh7
    CrazyLaugh7 Female 13-17
    1 post
    July 10, 2010 at 6:54 pm
    AHAHAHA what the ffrrick!?!
  23. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    July 10, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    lmfao @ the picture caption: SHAFTED
  24. Profile photo of wyo
    wyo Male 18-29
    97 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:35 am
    I don`t want to know what lucille is or how it`s ejected.
  25. Profile photo of IQover
    IQover Male 13-17
    1043 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 6:58 am
    That´s retarded :D
  26. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    what?
  27. Profile photo of IamBored29
    IamBored29 Male 18-29
    648 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    Now thats quality journalism!
  28. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    Terrorizing his buttocks with monster whopper!?!? I`m intrigued... I wish I could read more!
  29. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    lmao!!!
  30. Profile photo of SarahofBorg
    SarahofBorg Female 18-29
    3564 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    Sadly, this is what many people think homosexuality actually is.
  31. Profile photo of JimmyRocks
    JimmyRocks Male 30-39
    145 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    Is this the same "eat da poo poo" guy?
  32. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 7:42 pm
    hahahahahahahahahaha omg that was win
  33. Profile photo of Khronnus
    Khronnus Male 18-29
    621 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:33 am
    HAhaha, what the drat?
  34. Profile photo of ryski_59
    ryski_59 Female 18-29
    245 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 1:52 am
    lol OH NOES the monster whopper! XD
  35. Profile photo of RoboPatton
    RoboPatton Male 30-39
    2424 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 2:49 am
    nothing said can top the headline, so let us just bask in the glory.
  36. Profile photo of MrJacques
    MrJacques Male 13-17
    10 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:48 am
    Woah, I`m speechless
  37. Profile photo of PinkStars420
    PinkStars420 Female 18-29
    4 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:58 am
    O wow. I remember this guy from that nasty anti homo video. haha, glad he finnaly got him some..
  38. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:43 am
    Ummmm Africa?
  39. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:49 am
    Monster Whopper. What a name.
  40. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    Terrorizing his buttocks with a monster whopper. Best. Headline. Ever.

    Also love the caption shafted. LMFAO
  41. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 9:11 am
    he wants to eat da poopoo
  42. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:03 am
    i love how they give the description of the victim in a picture titled SHAFTED, lmao
  43. Profile photo of WoWFacter
    WoWFacter Male 13-17
    19 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    is africa becoming like japan??

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