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Date: 07/20/10 06:30 PM

36 Responses to Baby Eats Watermelon, Totally Adorable In Process

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
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    July 20, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    Link: Baby Eats Watermelon, Totally Adorable In Process - I think the cat from this past Saturday had it right.
  2. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    Ew... its like a lil chestburster eating its way out.
  3. Profile photo of ian123488
    ian123488 Male 13-17
    60 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 6:40 pm
    How did it... O_o
  4. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 6:41 pm
    Hmm... I take that back. More like a facehugger.
  5. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    Oh man... he`s going to be stiiiiicky! So cute, but yes... So glad I don`t have to wash him :P
  6. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
    1297 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:14 pm
    @ loxen: where have you been all my life?
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    Dads are awesome! Moms are like

    "Don`t put the baby in there!"
    "He`ll get sticky and I have to clean him!"
    "Don`t put that on the upholstery!"
  8. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    meh...i prefer the cat
  9. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    btw, loxen, i love you for that post LOL
  10. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    cute, but he didn`t actually eat anything :P
  11. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    All babies love watermelon. I have never met a baby who did not.
  12. Profile photo of Maromi
    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    cat was cuter.
  13. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 9:03 pm
    wow
  14. Profile photo of Jackdabomb
    Jackdabomb Male 13-17
    105 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    This gives me a great idea for a baby carrier that not only cradles the baby but provides food.
  15. Profile photo of incubus_inc
    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:43 pm
    That watermelon is no good. Has a baby in it. Throw it in the trash.
  16. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 11:16 pm
    haha wow, that kid is doing WORK
  17. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 12:52 am
    reminds me of that old ad about buying a watermelon with a black baby inside.
  18. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 6:12 am
    @ DeathToLems

    WTF was it really that hard for you to just say "awwww" or nothing at all?
  19. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 6:19 am
    That`s cute except for the drool string. I hate that thick sticky baby drool.
  20. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 6:34 am
    Its like a dino egg.
  21. Profile photo of awsome-guy
    awsome-guy Male 13-17
    151 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 8:33 am
    how come their arent any massive fruits for adults to do this in
  22. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 9:00 am
    "Awww" indeed..but..just for one second I woulda loved to see the lid ON the watermelon..and the child pop out.
    Did he called that child Memphis? Stop naming your children after pooty cities. Outb4EgyptRant
  23. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 9:02 am
    This is where babies come from?
  24. Profile photo of gorgack2000
    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4682 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 9:07 am
    Experiment x-39a4 has successfully escaped its birth chamber. Commence the next series of tests.
  25. Profile photo of jeffcomedy
    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
    178 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 9:34 am
    i want to do this with macaroni and cheese
  26. Profile photo of GParadox
    GParadox Female 18-29
    737 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Gerry1of1: So true. All I could think about was "Why didn`t anyone take his clothes off first?" "Why is he on the couch?" "Did anyone made sure there were no seeds?" "Oh no, he`s going to be so sticky."

    Its the mom in me :/
  27. Profile photo of happygrass
    happygrass Male 18-29
    85 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 1:10 pm
    Anne Geddes needs to stop taking pictures of bad ideas.
  28. Profile photo of ardystic
    ardystic Male 18-29
    1083 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    when i do it it`s not as cute.
  29. Profile photo of HoneyPunch
    HoneyPunch Female 13-17
    124 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    Watermelon Cat is much cuter. I dunno, I don`t really like babies as much as cats. Although I give kudos to the person who thought of putting the baby IN the watermelon. Cool idea. Now I`m gonna have to try this, but with a cat or dog instead.
  30. Profile photo of Gleeballs
    Gleeballs Female 18-29
    850 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    why is it inside the watermelon?
  31. Profile photo of kittkatkatie
    kittkatkatie Female 18-29
    109 posts
    July 21, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    i like animals more than kids, too. and most people. so, why is he inside the watermelon?
  32. Profile photo of Joshguy666
    Joshguy666 Male 13-17
    50 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 12:21 am
    a more accurate title would be watermelon eats baby
  33. Profile photo of HiThereKitty
    HiThereKitty Female 13-17
    17 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 3:14 am
    x`D adorable :)
  34. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 7:05 am
    stoopid
  35. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    LOL i thought it said watermelon eats baby
  36. Profile photo of LuvsIt
    LuvsIt Female 18-29
    19 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    what kind of sick parents put their baby in a watermelon?

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