Apple Comes Up With Real Antenna Solution [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

For reals this time...
There are 64 comments:
Male 794
i hate cell phones too my friend, and i did not even own one until like 4 years ago, life was sooo much better, memory was better too, now ask yourself if you know your best friends phone number?
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Male 661
I don`t spend any money on apps. Can`t be reached by work off hours. My wife has no clue where I am when I`m out of the apartment. I get lost and discover great places. I actually know that a restaurant really is good or bad. If I don`t know the title of a song, I have to discover a band`s entire catalog of music. If something bad happens, I at least have a half hour of solace before I know and have to deal with it. If the situation calls for a fart noise, well then, I at least get a little relief.

I hate cell phones.
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Male 18
Motorola Droid on 2.2 clocked to 1.2ghz ftw. Faster clocked benchmarks than just about every other phone currently on the market. They just dont make em like they used to...
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Male 195
Traded out my verizon blackberry for a strait talk pay as you go. Went from 100 mo to 30 mo. And I have more text and talk. Can pull my calendar through google.
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Male 554
yahs htc hd2 ftw, just got it on the 4th, this fone kicks ass
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Female 255
Yay! A nice little handle...oh, wait.
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Male 59
Apple still owns your asses.
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Male 587
LOL gotta love those Iphones.. LOL that is what you get you APPLE NERDS!
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Female 2,352
Zack Morris phone.

XD

F*ck you Apple.
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Male 340
"HTC EVO. Superior Phone."
*HTC-Five*

HD2 kicks some serious ass as well.
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Male 2,424
"Man, at this rate this is what the next Iphone will look like"

<--- Mindlessly pre-orders, starts waiting in line.
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Male 15,510
Man, at this rate this is what the next Iphone will look like

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Male 101
HTC EVO. Superior Phone.
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Male 5,094
What? No coathanger?
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Female 92
Big D:
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Male 2,893
The Hell?
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Male 71
IT`S MAGICAL
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Female 397
now yer talkin`.
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Male 14,331
Ahh a handle to help you whip it out the window and buy another phone.
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Male 6,693
Huh. My 3G works just fine.
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Female 3,574
IT`S REVOLUTIONARY!
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Male 4,393
and were thinking backwards
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Male 84
Its funny how apple`s shares still keep shooting through the roof even in spite of all the bad press I think they are selling at $240... blackberry ummm $30
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Male 716
@jamie76

Couldn`t of put it better myself
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Male 1,178
"Sinclair:
I stopped reading as soon as you said you dont own a cell phone..."

perhaps you should have continued to read instead of being a dick. He was merely giving some practical advice for someone in the same situation as him, however unrelated to the topic it was...
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Male 4,793
Brilliant, Steve Jobs. Intentionally give a phone a crappy antenna so you can sell antennas later!
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Male 2,159
iPhone 4. No wires at all.
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Male 599
Sinclair:
I stopped reading as soon as you said you dont own a cell phone...
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Male 1,178
"You can now buy an AT$T mini cell tower for your home. If your service is crappy in your house, just pay money to increase the company`s network size. Yay."

The problem is not with the reception, the problem is with the phone receiving the signal because the antenna is poorly designed.

"Wait, is this serious? They`re putting an antenna on the Iphone??? What the fuuuuuuck????"

course it`s not serious... style is the only thing iPhones have going for them...

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Male 8
Wait, is this serious? They`re putting an antenna on the Iphone??? What the fuuuuuuck????
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Male 506
I`ve been real happy with my HTC Incredible on Verizon. It`s 3G, but here in the bay area I`ve not had nearly as much trouble as my co-workers with iPhones on AT&T have been having.

There are other options out there.
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Male 145
wireless.att.com/learn/why/3gmicrocell
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Male 145
You can now buy an AT$T mini cell tower for your home. If your service is crappy in your house, just pay money to increase the company`s network size. Yay.
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Male 2,424
Gotta Droid, can`t complain.
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Male 3,755
I thought that was for storage.
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Male 2,748
yea... i would get an ipod touch, but not an iphone
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Male 101
I remember how around 5 years ago everyone wanted the smallest thinnest phone that had no stupid looking antenna. Now they have gotten even bigger and require a stupid antenna.
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Male 1,370
haha..no.
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Female 1,515
Sigh.
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Male 269
Steve Jobs and the gang are snorting some good stuff lately. I dont own a cell phone, but I did buy a Macbook in 2008, and as you all know thats the year that imovie sucked. So I bought imovie 2009, its awesome except theres an audio bug, so I`m a 2 time loser. It seems to be fixed now, to anyone that has the imovie 09 audio problem, get them at an Apple store to reinstall the program from their own hardware, and not your disc. Good luck, Apple is :\ in my book
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Male 4,014
lol, as Argondey said, Apple ACTUALLY now says that the REAL problem is NOT the Antenna. No, whats really going on is ALL iPhone software has been badly programmed (all) so that they show more bars than are actually being recieved.

So it turns out that for a long time iPhones have been displaying more bars than they were actually receiving, and (this is the best part) THE REAL PROBLEM IS PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY JUST GETTING CRAPPY RECEPTION. (I love the knock on ATT too!!!)
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Male 53
on a side note, it turns out apple is going to fix the antenna problem with a software update to show more bars
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Male 111
Apple should just be giving cases away at this point.
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Female 9,584
Win!
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Male 397
Apple is dieing.
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Male 2,344
@apolloapk

you could get a case...though I would argue that a 500 dollar phone should work just fine without a 2 dollar plastic case.

course that still would not solve the problem that the iPhone 4 is BEHIND the technology curve compared to current Android phones like the HTC line of phones and motorola-both of which make the iphone look like a cheap knock off.

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Male 2,344
if you own an iPhone there are a few things you should be aware of.

1. you are a tool
2. your phone is NOT anywhere near the top of the market
3. Android phones from nearly a year ago outperfrom the current iFail 4.
4. Steve Jobs still controls your phone
5. We are all laughing at how stupid you are.
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Male 9,305
*Bursts out laughing, falls off bed*
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Male 53
or you could just get a case...not that big of a deal
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Female 168
This is the best thing that Apple could ever have done for themselves. Now everyone will have to buy yet another add-on just to use their product. Except this time it`s cleverly marketed as a mistake - PC people will scoff and say "Oh another Apple travesty" (no consumer losses there) and loyal Apple buyers will buy their extra necessary part just like always. Even the ones who were catching on will forgive them for their error. (And no, I don`t actually believe this is the extra part.)
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Male 716
Yes... my plan to destroy Apple is working...

They are becoming the instrument of their own destruction...
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Female 2,220
I have NO problem with my iPhone because I hold it in my right hand and did with my old one?!

I literally don`t get why people are holding it wrong!
It`s so stupid and gay.

Signed,
Steve Jobs.
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Male 383
No. This can`t be real. I just had a conversation about iPhone antennas and they said they could just put a regular antenna on it .-.
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Male 12,365
It`s an iantenna, full of retro style! Yours for only $50!
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Male 1,958
Wow. This just proves that Apple really does equal suck
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Male 1,148
Oh lord I hope this is real :P It`s fricken hilarious!
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Male 25,416
Genius!
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Male 2,395
hell yeah, going old school.
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Male 148
Its magical.
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Male 1,590
Good idea. I never had problems with dropped calls with my old Nokia 5100, and that was an AT&T phone (pre-Cingular merger.)
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Female 1,181
well there you go. hard to believe all the fuss...
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Female 1,043
oh god.
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Female 58
well.....it`s a start :D
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Male 21,006
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