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Date: 07/03/10 01:46 PM

209 Responses to American, This Is Why You`re So Fat! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:49 pm
    Link: American, This Is Why You`re So Fat! - Happy Independence Day, fatties!
  2. Profile photo of JumboCookie
    JumboCookie Male 18-29
    1244 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    Sort of want but then again looks completely terrible
  3. Profile photo of Septemberex
    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    I don`t care what anyone says about us, that looks fcking delicious!
  4. Profile photo of kitkat84
    kitkat84 Female 18-29
    12 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    I`d just like the point out the gun and the Knife...O_O I`d have to say this guy is utterly weird haha.
  5. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    OMG this is so weird!! gross, but creative :-)
  6. Profile photo of SmagBoy1
    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    I go with the "Nom-Nom-Nom" title! :-)
  7. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    Nothing goes with burger/fry pizza like Dr. pepper.. and a gun.
  8. Profile photo of Lolboy
    Lolboy Male 70 & Over
    798 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    I don`t see how you can prove this is an American.
  9. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    wtf is with the gun and knife in the last picture? Isn`t this meal deadly enough already?
  10. Profile photo of gchimmel
    gchimmel Female 18-29
    667 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Looks good.
  11. Profile photo of xxcowbellxx
    xxcowbellxx Male 18-29
    9 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    1. I know what im having for dinner tonight!
    2. Why is there a random gun in the last one? Is he that ashamed?
  12. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    woooow, well, i certainly cant say ive heard of the country "american" so i guess i shouldnt take offence :P
  13. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    Ha love the hand gun
  14. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    I take it the gun is just in case the meal doesn`t wipe you out quickly enough?
  15. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    ...The gun is the proof that this person is American. Only in the US do people leave guns lying around.
  16. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    that would be the most disgusting thing i`ve seen today
  17. Profile photo of FriskyRonnie
    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    I`m fat because I spend all day on IAB

    dohohoho
  18. Profile photo of KekS
    KekS Male 18-29
    588 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    Needs bacon.
  19. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    hhhuuurrrrr....
    can`t breathe!
  20. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    dear God
  21. Profile photo of tenty
    tenty Male 18-29
    425 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    If I ate this then jumped off a cliff, what would kill me first?
  22. Profile photo of jayme21
    jayme21 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    Remember seeing the Mcdonalds Pizza on Pimp That Snack formerly Pimp My Snack until they got a Lawsuit against them.
  23. Profile photo of Lblaxplaya20
    Lblaxplaya20 Male 18-29
    422 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:41 pm
    @KekS

    I couldn`t agree more.
  24. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    tenty, how far is the nearest cliff?
  25. Profile photo of tohsimas135
    tohsimas135 Male 18-29
    25 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    Is it wrong that I think this fast food pizza looks delicious?
  26. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    Is it so bad-ass that you have to eat it with a gun?

  27. Profile photo of bizzarmind
    bizzarmind Male 18-29
    390 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    I love the gun and baton on the table. Why am I not surprised this was made my a cop?
  28. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:00 pm
    that`s looks kinda gross. too much bread too
  29. Profile photo of unlk
    unlk Male 18-29
    233 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:04 pm
    i wonder how many calories that meal contains ;D it made me hungry though....
  30. Profile photo of Dr_Sexy
    Dr_Sexy Male 30-39
    1597 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    riposte
  31. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:24 pm
    Wow, thats terrible!
  32. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    Dont forget the katana
  33. Profile photo of wertiana
    wertiana Female 13-17
    221 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    i felt sick after seeing that
    and i lost my appetite
  34. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    I`m all for food monstrosities but every time I see these pictures I get queasy.
  35. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    That is a good damn idea. Why have I never done this before?
  36. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:43 pm
    Rather sickening! When the pizza was made I bet this wasn`t what they had in mind...
  37. Profile photo of pizzaroll
    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    @TheTumor, funniest damn thing I`ve read all day.

    @Siyanor, go drown yourself. Maybe the only reason that theres more gun related incidents in the United States than any other country, is because this is one of the only countries with a right to bare arms. But I guess you never thought about that, which is exactly the reason that you deserve the title of stupid ass American.
  38. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:01 pm
    What does the gun have to do with this?
  39. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    im assuming this will end up on
    www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
  40. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    What? No donuts?
  41. Profile photo of Smokeylove11
    Smokeylove11 Female 13-17
    290 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    In addition to the measuring tape to check one`s waste size after eating it? :3
  42. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    That looks so dratting delicious!
  43. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2593 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    Damn, I keep forgetting that I`m fat. I don`t see it but, if the world says I am because I`m American, than who am I to argue.
  44. Profile photo of Smileyguy1
    Smileyguy1 Male 30-39
    124 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:18 pm
    @patchouly
    "What does the gun have to do with this?"

    Tell me you wouldn`t shoot yourself after eating this. =)
  45. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7476 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    i would eat that pizza everyday
  46. Profile photo of jwhalerfan
    jwhalerfan Male 30-39
    220 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    looks delicious... and that`s why America rules!! Screw you, rest of the pathetic world. You`re all 3rd world countries next to US. lol
  47. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    that is drating gross
  48. Profile photo of Tifer
    Tifer Male 13-17
    38 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    Wait..could it be? IT IS! IT`S A McPIZZA!
  49. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    Added bonus for the Doctor Pepper and gun.
  50. Profile photo of ajr2006
    ajr2006 Male 18-29
    943 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    troll harder
  51. Profile photo of Tr4shman
    Tr4shman Male 18-29
    105 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    this pizza looks awesome..
  52. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    F&%KING NOM!!!!
  53. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:48 pm
  54. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:54 pm
    Crap Tifer! Don`t give McDonalds any ideas!
  55. Profile photo of dcaldwell09
    dcaldwell09 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:06 pm
    I have actually made one of these before. Was delicious!!
  56. Profile photo of DarthTyranus
    DarthTyranus Male 18-29
    50 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    Ive never seen a burger pizza before. Probably a good (and delicious) way to kill yourself.
  57. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    Yeah, this is why the country of "American" is so fat!
  58. Profile photo of Xerasia
    Xerasia Female 18-29
    1181 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    blegh...
  59. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    that`s not even the worst thing i`ve seen
  60. Profile photo of akiiryuuha
    akiiryuuha Female 18-29
    69 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:36 pm
    I think... I`m gunna barf. That`s so gross.
  61. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    The gun in the last pic is if you just want to kill yourself a little faster
  62. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    Well f*ck me backwards and call me Suzy, I really want to try that.
  63. Profile photo of CurlybackJoe
    CurlybackJoe Male 18-29
    222 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:04 pm
    oh my god...... yuuuuckk :(
  64. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    July 3, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    Oh god...Oh god...I`m not proud to be an American when I see this.
  65. Profile photo of AbiElectric
    AbiElectric Female 18-29
    171 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:08 pm
    henryhendrix, I think it`s talking to individual Americans rather than it being a typo. I`m tipsy and I can see that.
  66. Profile photo of tinyhulk
    tinyhulk Male 13-17
    51 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:15 pm
    @opie
    whatever you say, beautiful. ;D
  67. Profile photo of Golkar
    Golkar Male 18-29
    391 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    Deeeeeeeeeescustin`.
  68. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    ...Pizza, there is absolutely no end to your stupidity, is there?

    Did I mention gun related incidents even ONCE? No, YOU did. I mentioned THE PRESENCE OF A GUN IN PLAIN SIGHT IN YOUR HOME. THAT is what happens ONLY in the US.

    And FYI, gun related incidents are FAR higher in NUMEROUS OTHER COUNTRIES AROUND THE WORLD. Get your facts straight. Also, go drown yourself.
  69. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    WOW! DO WANT!
    America! Land of the freeee and home of the faaaat!
  70. Profile photo of IzzehBleh
    IzzehBleh Female 18-29
    29 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    Wth is wrong with you people, i weight 109 ilbs and even i`d want that O_O
  71. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    WANT PIZZA & BURGERS!!
    MORE FRIES AND CHICKEN!!
    MOAR CHEESE!!!!!
    OVEN!!
    yum.
  72. Profile photo of Lolcats
    Lolcats Male 18-29
    369 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:29 pm
    >implying every American is fat
    >America*

    "Hurr im a eurofag n americens are stupid lol durr"
  73. Profile photo of MAC64
    MAC64 Male 40-49
    101 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:33 pm
    You guys are disgusting...
  74. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    Gasp... Izzeh.. you weigh less than me!?

    Damn those 5 pounds I gained. I`m 112 now.
  75. Profile photo of mulan182
    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    yes, ill have the Lardo Pizza with a side of gun, please?
  76. Profile photo of Tisjokar
    Tisjokar Male 18-29
    985 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    I love how they put the gun in
  77. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    Wonder how the gun tastes with bbq sauce
  78. Profile photo of firetiger16
    firetiger16 Female 18-29
    362 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:13 pm
    eww
  79. Profile photo of Tachiinii
    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    I can bet you anything this was made by a stoner with a SERIOUS case of the munchies
  80. Profile photo of briirox
    briirox Female 18-29
    179 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:21 pm
    ugh?
  81. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    Oh yeah just got my cheseburger/nugget/fri-pizza, some Dr. Pepper, knife, gun, and tape measure you know the normal stuff.
  82. Profile photo of razlem
    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    Oh god...
  83. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    Wow, over indulgent much?
  84. Profile photo of DarthTyranus
    DarthTyranus Male 18-29
    50 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    Whoever made this really does want to kill themselves. The gun is there as a last resort in case the burger pizza doesn`t give them a heart attack.
  85. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    Yes we always eat our dinner with a gun. Ane when you post something like this you show how amazingly ignorant you are.
  86. Profile photo of xXamwxxXx
    xXamwxxXx Male 18-29
    285 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:46 pm
    with food that good you better eat with a gun in your hand.
  87. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:48 pm
    Why did he unclude his airsoft gun in the pic?

    it`s people like this that i hate. See?
    i don`t hate people of different races, I hate idiots like this.
  88. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    One random guy somewhere once made a gross, over-the-top pizza and that`s why we`re fat? Sweet, that`s an easy fix I guess.
  89. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    >>I can bet you anything this was made by a stoner with a SERIOUS case of the munchies

    Yeah, I don`t think it`s a coincidence that you can get all that stuff from late-night gas stations and a burger joint. Somebody was stoned off his ass at about 3 AM.
  90. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    ew, i hate fast food!
  91. Profile photo of TheNineXXX
    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    395 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    WANT!!!
  92. Profile photo of MonoBrow
    MonoBrow Male 18-29
    543 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    Done that before, and I`m Canadian... it was good
  93. Profile photo of Stonardsftw
    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
    321 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    @ GuardinGnome

    That is definitely NOT Airsoft. You can see the rounds in the magazine and the hammer looks functional.
  94. Profile photo of slipwax
    slipwax Male 18-29
    168 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:19 pm
    Take two individually great foods and ruin them. Well, maybe not ruin them cause I`d probably still eat it, but I`m sure I wouldn`t enjoy it nearly as much.
  95. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    ... and that is just a medium size pizza in there ...
  96. Profile photo of NotTHATbored
    NotTHATbored Female 18-29
    1101 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:40 pm
    *Drool*
  97. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    my worst `this is why you`re fat` has to be that ever so often I use Doritos to make nachos ._. Kind of gross but with the spicy chips they`re so damn good!
  98. Profile photo of sarahjanae
    sarahjanae Female 30-39
    91 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    Didn`t you notice the tape measure?
    1. Combine numerous unhealthy "foods"
    2. Consume said "food"
    3. Use tape measure to see just how fat you are
    4. Get depressed
    5. Depending on measurement recorded in #3, use gun and/or knife on worthless fat piece of crap self.
  99. Profile photo of sarahjanae
    sarahjanae Female 30-39
    91 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    Oh, and maybe the candle is to cover up the smell of the farts this food will cause.
  100. Profile photo of TWAJ
    TWAJ Male 13-17
    28 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:04 pm
    New from McDonald`s, The McDeath
  101. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    WOW! I actually have those bowls and plates. Got them as a wedding present 35 years ago. Whoever made this must have gotten them when his granny died.

    And yes, I would totally eat that pizza.
  102. Profile photo of coffeekoneko
    coffeekoneko Female 18-29
    1008 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    My reaction:
    1. Hmm?
    2. No...
    3. No no no no!
    4. NOOOOO!
    5. OH GOD NO!!!
    6. -_-9 <---spirit has left
  103. Profile photo of dave32891
    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    thats nothing. try that with a deep dish pizza with Baconators from Wendy`s on top
  104. Profile photo of Tr4shman
    Tr4shman Male 18-29
    105 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:16 pm
    TWAJ : -----> Best comment of the week :) McDeath!!
    Imagine it with quarterpounders ! im seriously gonna make one of theese. w8 4 post :) YUM YUM
  105. Profile photo of dremkast
    dremkast Male 18-29
    69 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:19 pm
    That looks delicious.
  106. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    at least this person made the pizza with just a sauce crust and cheese. has anyone seen the pics of the giant stuffed burger pizza made with two frozen pizzas, a pound of ground beef, and a ton of cheese? yeah, that looks disgusting compared to this.
  107. Profile photo of Skyira
    Skyira Female 18-29
    1134 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:37 pm
    i think my arteries clogged up a bit looking at this picture....
  108. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    No honey mustard? I take the gun.
  109. Profile photo of KIKENI
    KIKENI Female 13-17
    354 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:03 pm
    thisiswhyyourefat.com
  110. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33142 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    @OldOllie: pretty sure those are `Corelle` plates, very common in thrift stores, eh? Lolz!
  111. Profile photo of Tifer
    Tifer Male 13-17
    38 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    Anyone else notice a disproportionate amount of america-fat-joke posts? Seriously, why does this have to be from America? What`s American about it? From some of the comments you`d almost think people actually think this is common practice in America.
  112. Profile photo of bloodwrage
    bloodwrage Male 18-29
    152 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:23 pm
    At least he hunted for his own meat. Why else would the gun be in the picture?
  113. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    meh tifer, everyone here gets made fun of.
  114. Profile photo of chrn368
    chrn368 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:47 pm
    We may be fat, but if you look at the numbers much of Europe is catching us. Particularly the English :)
  115. Profile photo of chrn368
    chrn368 Male 18-29
    174 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 10:51 pm
    And it has nothing to do with the food people eat, and has everything to do with companies putting high fructose corn syrup in everything rather than natural sugars, that`s why people are getting fatter and fatter. Our bodies don`t break it down properly, and it increases chemical output that slows our metabolisms down. The obesity epidemic started when food companies started doing that.
  116. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:01 pm
    Tifer, as has already been explained...

    People only leave guns in plain sight in the US. In other countries, they don`t own guns or keep their guns hidden.
  117. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    And chrn, high fructose corn syrup is composed of entirely natural substances (that are processed, but the substances themselves are natural) and is perfectly digestible. The weight gain comes from psychological changes; it affects your appetite.
  118. Profile photo of MauserTM
    MauserTM Male 18-29
    1222 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:08 pm
    The gun was unnecesary
  119. Profile photo of LadyWeasel
    LadyWeasel Female 30-39
    471 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:10 pm
    That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. I`ll take an expoloding whale over that tub of poo, any day.
  120. Profile photo of Stane
    Stane Male 18-29
    316 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    "And it has nothing to do with the food people eat, and has everything to do with companies putting high fructose corn syrup in everything rather than natural sugars, that`s why people are getting fatter and fatter. Our bodies don`t break it down properly, and it increases chemical output that slows our metabolisms down. The obesity epidemic started when food companies started doing that."

    ...Pretty sure that has something to do with the food we eat.
  121. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    To be honest, that`s really disgusting. Might be my vegan-nes though :3
  122. Profile photo of bomberouno
    bomberouno Male 18-29
    185 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    High fructose corn syrup is not the only reason people are fat. Americans tend to lead a more sedentary lifestyle, drive more and walk less, and have poor eating habits and diets in general. Look at how few fruits and veggies are in the Americans diet than the Europeans.
  123. Profile photo of rikakitty
    rikakitty Female 18-29
    683 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:25 pm
    That`s gross.
  124. Profile photo of Dstructur
    Dstructur Male 18-29
    13 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:44 pm
    lol whats with the .45? is this his last meal?
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    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:48 pm
    Looks decently delicious, but I doubt the average person would eat more than a single slice of that, which means it`d be like a regular meal. Also, this is not a depiction of the normal persons eating habits, this is one picture of one person (or, presumably a group of people) eating a unique pizza of their own creation. Omg, logic!
  126. Profile photo of meganmakeart
    meganmakeart Female 18-29
    225 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:54 pm
    I literally gagged at the thought of taking a bite.

    Nice gun
  127. Profile photo of Sandy312
    Sandy312 Female 18-29
    159 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 12:27 am
    More like what`s with the measuring tape??
  128. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 12:30 am
    Dstructur, should I be alarmed that you know what type of gun that is?
  129. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 1:06 am
    i always guard my cheesbuger, french fry, and chicken nugget pizza with a .45. you have to get death before he gets you right? and judging by the pizza..he`s coming soon. and look you can even stab him, choke him with measuring tape, or set his ass ablaze, all while chugging some barbeque sauce and dr pepper.
  130. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 1:18 am
    No f*cking way! Who eats that crap?? O.o
  131. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 2:01 am
    "Dstructur, should I be alarmed that you know what type of gun that is? "

    anybody who has played CoD4 will know that is a desert eagle. Anybody who looks at the magazine and the bullet we can see will know it is .45.
  132. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 2:01 am
    wtf is with the tape measure though...
  133. Profile photo of Floupe
    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 2:09 am
    F*cking hell.
  134. Profile photo of Litol
    Litol Male 18-29
    10 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 2:12 am
    oh great now i`m hungry
  135. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 2:46 am
    is that a gun? incase someone steals your burger-nugget-fries pizza?
  136. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 2:50 am
    LMAO! could do with that as a hangover cure right now
  137. Profile photo of Skeezer1991
    Skeezer1991 Male 18-29
    721 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 3:02 am
    The gun is so they can just kill themselves faster when the quadruple heart attack becomes too painful...
  138. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 3:31 am
    should have used big macs.
  139. Profile photo of JahLiveChild
    JahLiveChild Male 18-29
    16 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 3:38 am
    lol, the fries aren`t full. I guess he couldn`t wait.
  140. Profile photo of Dr4k
    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 3:39 am
    Disgusting.
  141. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 4:51 am
    I think I actually posted this a couple years back. It was called a McDonalds Pizza or something...
  142. Profile photo of wiredtobits
    wiredtobits Male 18-29
    47 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 5:13 am
    I feel sick
  143. Profile photo of barberthe
    barberthe Male 18-29
    103 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 6:08 am
    I`m not 100% sure, but that gun looks to be a chromed-out Beretta...the slide ridges are too large to be an M9 or 92FS though
  144. Profile photo of whipsmart
    whipsmart Female 18-29
    665 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 6:21 am
    That is so gross...but I still want to eat it.
  145. Profile photo of leenjo69
    leenjo69 Male 30-39
    23 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 6:41 am
    fat americans,no suprise here
  146. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 7:04 am
    a burger/chicken nugget/chips (fries to USofAicans) pizza? hmm... Add a parmo to it and it`s complete :-D
    Parmo on wikipedia for those not from Teesside.
  147. Profile photo of epiphany101
    epiphany101 Female 30-39
    512 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 7:12 am
    I can feel my arteries harden just looking at this. Bleurg.
  148. Profile photo of Prejudiced
    Prejudiced Female 18-29
    250 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 7:35 am
    I want chicken McNuggets RIGHT NOW thanks to that.

    And I`m not even a huge hast food fan.

    Mmmmm over processed chicken with a serving of diabetes inducing coke and oil drenched potatoes.

    ALSO- Is it strange I saw this right after the post on food and how much we spend/have?
  149. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 7:39 am
    Why does that necessarily mean American?
  150. Profile photo of Zebrameat
    Zebrameat Male 13-17
    107 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 7:57 am
    this-doesnt-make-sense...
    A BURGER ON A PIZZA??????
  151. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 7:59 am
    I can`t eat any of that crap anymore. I`d be in the terlit for DAYS.
  152. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 8:07 am
    Feels slightly offended by the caption...and I`m from America we don`t all eat like this ugh I`ve never even seen this anywhere before...plus this would all taste terrible together anyway..
  153. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 8:19 am
    ... part of me is like "NOM NOM NOM" the other part is extremely grossed out o_O
  154. Profile photo of Oster
    Oster Male 40-49
    104 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 8:35 am
    Genius!
  155. Profile photo of ecsix
    ecsix Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 4, 2010 at 8:45 am
    "Why does that necessarily mean American?"
    Because America has the highest obesity rate in the entire world.
  156. Profile photo of PfulHouse
    PfulHouse Male 30-39
    371 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 8:54 am

  157. Profile photo of admisaok
    admisaok Male 18-29
    516 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 8:55 am
    ecsix, congrats on creating an account to post a completely untrue bit of information. if you mean the highest percentage of obesity in their country then the US is about ninth.
  158. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 9:04 am
    That is gross.
  159. Profile photo of Faramir13
    Faramir13 Male 13-17
    31 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 9:08 am
    ...There is a major pun waiting to happen with that gun next to the pizza in the last picture.
  160. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 9:19 am
    haha yeah americans all eat like this everyday!! just like italians only eat pasta!! and the brits only eat fish and chips!! haha i love stereotypes.
  161. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 9:21 am
    and BTW someone WOULD have to put a gun to my head to make me eat something like that.
  162. Profile photo of Stonardsftw
    Stonardsftw Male 18-29
    321 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 9:40 am
    @ecsix

    The US is not the fattest country. That my friend, would be Nauru.
  163. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 9:43 am
    remove the burgers (at least as they are) and get a more even spread of the fries and the nuggets and you got yourself the next big thing in food.
  164. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 9:49 am
    Yeah cause this is such a typical American diet right.
  165. Profile photo of LtFurpie
    LtFurpie Male 30-39
    1013 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 9:58 am
    I blame the Italiens. They have the poop, oops I mean pope. We all know they are a bunch of liars! Darn pizza weilding evil doers!
  166. Profile photo of fknloser
    fknloser Male 30-39
    418 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 10:00 am
    drat off, we do what we want
  167. Profile photo of Oblivia
    Oblivia Female 18-29
    812 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 10:29 am
    This looks so good!
    And I agree with you ultimakewl!
    So when can I order it at domino`s?!
  168. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Interesting TKD_Master, I can also see the magazine and bullet, and I could barely tell it was magazine save for it being right next to the gun, and the bullet just looks like a piece of metal. I certainly couldn`t tell that it`s .45.
  169. Profile photo of barberthe
    barberthe Male 18-29
    103 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 11:19 am
    TDK_Master, that is NOT a Desert Eagle. It is way too short, the slide goes all the way to the end of the barrel(slide stops just forward of the grip on a Desert Eagle) and the cartridge/magazine don`t have the appropriate OAL to be a caliber used in a Desert Eagle. It`s most likely a 9mm or a .40 S&W, and the styling and grips seem to indicate that it`s a Beretta. Plus, the Desert Eagle has never been chambered in .45 ACP(or any .45 cartridge, for that matter).
  170. Profile photo of izzielee
    izzielee Female 18-29
    94 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 11:27 am
    Why would you eat that? It has McDonalds crap on it.
  171. Profile photo of barberthe
    barberthe Male 18-29
    103 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 11:33 am
    Correction, it is a Taurus PT-92. Here`s a pic as proof.

    Taurus PT-92
  172. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 12:09 pm
    Still, nothing beats the legendary Taco Town Tacos
  173. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    So, I normally eat a very healthy diet, but this looks fcuking awesome!
  174. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    I love the drating chrome plated Baretta! LOL!
  175. Profile photo of moscoworbust
    moscoworbust Male 18-29
    159 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    perfect.
  176. Profile photo of RowdyWeeps
    RowdyWeeps Female 18-29
    31 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 2:19 pm
    I just threw up in a my mouth a little
  177. Profile photo of AlANeptune
    AlANeptune Female 18-29
    264 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    ATTENTION: Most of us don`t eat anything like this. This is taking things to an extreme extreme. This is disgusting for us, too. The true reason we`re so fat is beacause fast food is soooo available and soooo cheap. Those of us in the boonies can`t afford much else. Blame McDonalds, not us. Thank you.
  178. Profile photo of JimmyRocks
    JimmyRocks Male 30-39
    145 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    Oh marijuana, will your wonders never cease.
  179. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    I thought desert eagles were waaaay longer than that. Thanks for confirming my intuitions about TKD`s stupidity, barber.
  180. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    Once again - this doesn`t even appear to be American. I could be wrong, but the Dr. Pepper looks like a liter bottle which is popular (you guessed it) almost everywhere else in the world. Fancy, you`re a f*cking blowhard.
  181. Profile photo of Smurficle
    Smurficle Female 18-29
    71 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    And apparently America`s grammar isn`t so great either, judging from the title.
  182. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 5:52 pm
    @Neptune.......apparently, Americans are also in the horrible habit of blaming others (McDonald`s)for problems they have. (btw.....growing your own food or going to farmer`s markets are a healthy and cheap alternative...)
  183. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    Oh em gee.

  184. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    and the middle east is full of sand, but that doesnt mean they all live in sand castles.
    or that germany is full of drunk racist bastards, scotland is full of drunks, or that the greater majority of europe doesnt have dentists and toothbrushes.
    i dont have anything on canada. they are so insignificant, nobody has jokes on them...eh? except that one. and celine dion, but i wont hold her against you
  185. Profile photo of Nerd_Rage
    Nerd_Rage Male 18-29
    425 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    @Neptune.......apparently, Americans are also in the horrible habit of blaming others (McDonald`s)for problems they have. (btw.....growing your own food or going to farmer`s markets are a healthy and cheap alternative...)....

    most uneducated naiive answer i have ever read. EVER. America as a country is subsidised to the point of no return. McDonald`s should be blamed for issues when they sell products with no nutritional information. And Finally. Ever noticed the title? \who the frick submitted this? i am under a firm suspicion that it was al queda. or el queso. but at any rate. L 2 SPEAK ENGLISH BEFORE INSULTING THE COUNTRY WITH THE MOST NUKES
    >> end.
  186. Profile photo of laurjendee
    laurjendee Female 18-29
    202 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 8:38 pm
    hahaha is the gun really necessary?
  187. Profile photo of someguy83
    someguy83 Male 18-29
    119 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    that is so extremely gross.
  188. Profile photo of Wtfidklol
    Wtfidklol Male 13-17
    193 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 12:04 am
    OH MY GOD THAT LOOKS SO DELICIOUS.
  189. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 12:42 am



    Pic related.
  190. Profile photo of louisecstasy
    louisecstasy Male 18-29
    88 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 12:47 am
    lmao that looks yummy and i pretty much eat that much but since ive had a very high metablism since i was little i never got fat
  191. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 12:54 am
    Just because you can eat crap and not get fat doesn`t mean you can avoid hypertension, arteriosclerosis, myocardial infarctions, or cerebrovascular accidents.
  192. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 8:22 am
    WANT

    i havent allowed myself junk food since i was 16, i still would love some though :(
  193. Profile photo of barberthe
    barberthe Male 18-29
    103 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 8:58 am
    Siyanor, you are most welcome
  194. Profile photo of Tifer
    Tifer Male 13-17
    38 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 10:32 am
    Seriously, this is beginning to be offensive. I`m American, and not fat, never have been. I`m not illiterate, either. No Americans actually eat like that, it`s a novelty. In fact,Nobody in any country eats like that.
  195. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    @Tifer,
    I`m American too mate, but sad to say some people do eat like that. Hopefully not many, and not always in the U.S., but it happens.
  196. Profile photo of Pargled
    Pargled Male 18-29
    4 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 1:28 pm
    Yeah,I`m pretty sure that was an experiment not intended to become a regular meal for the creator. Funny to see all the Euro-Snobs taking the opportunity to somehow bash America through this though.
  197. Profile photo of puppies04
    puppies04 Male 18-29
    686 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    Heh pargled, you bash our multi national corporations, we bash you for having more fat retards per square mile than an all you can eat loony convention in dumsville... seems fair to me
  198. Profile photo of insanepirate
    insanepirate Female 18-29
    364 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    Eh, Tifer, don`t be too offended. Everyone makes fun of everyone else, and we just have to deal with it. You know you aren`t fat, so there`s no reason to be too bothered by it. :)
  199. Profile photo of JimmyRocks
    JimmyRocks Male 30-39
    145 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 10:49 pm
    How to make your picture super cool:

    Include the following.
    a. pistol
    b. baton
    c. crazy food creation w/ sugary beverage
    d. tea candle
    e. measuring tape
    f. window mounted air conditioner ( that central crap is for losers! )
  200. Profile photo of malinschen
    malinschen Female 18-29
    444 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 7:43 am
    Now thats just gross!!!!!!!!
  201. Profile photo of boNeymiZz
    boNeymiZz Male 18-29
    237 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:12 am
    And just in case you argue this may not in fact be an American ... you got the gat right there *tear* godbless you fkin fat fudges!
  202. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    Would you like a bite?
  203. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    lmao
  204. Profile photo of Nucleartoast
    Nucleartoast Female 13-17
    258 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 6:35 pm
    I was going to deny it was american until i saw the gun, yea.....
  205. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:41 pm
    Ugh, nasty! Reminds me of this sandwich place in my town: Fat Sandwhich Co.
  206. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    July 8, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    Ok, so I question the usage of the `9`. Izzat so you can just say screw the waiting and kill yourself after you`re done eating that monstrosity?
  207. Profile photo of KellsBells
    KellsBells Female 30-39
    316 posts
    July 9, 2010 at 6:43 am
    Oh hell yeah!!! Now I know what we`re having for dinner tonight!!
  208. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    July 19, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    ewwwwww

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