American, This Is Why You`re So Fat! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

Happy Independence Day, fatties! [Alternate title: NOM!]
There are 209 comments:
Female 914
ewwwwww
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Female 316
Oh hell yeah!!! Now I know what we`re having for dinner tonight!!
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Male 177
Ok, so I question the usage of the `9`. Izzat so you can just say screw the waiting and kill yourself after you`re done eating that monstrosity?
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Female 387
Ugh, nasty! Reminds me of this sandwich place in my town: Fat Sandwhich Co.
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Female 257
I was going to deny it was american until i saw the gun, yea.....
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Male 6,693
Would you like a bite?
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Male 237
And just in case you argue this may not in fact be an American ... you got the gat right there *tear* godbless you fkin fat fudges!
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Female 444
Now thats just gross!!!!!!!!
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Male 145
How to make your picture super cool:

Include the following.
a. pistol
b. baton
c. crazy food creation w/ sugary beverage
d. tea candle
e. measuring tape
f. window mounted air conditioner ( that central crap is for losers! )
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Male 5,189
I prolly eat more then all of you and Im not a fatty mc fat fat...yet hahaha.
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Female 363
Eh, Tifer, don`t be too offended. Everyone makes fun of everyone else, and we just have to deal with it. You know you aren`t fat, so there`s no reason to be too bothered by it. :)
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Male 683
Heh pargled, you bash our multi national corporations, we bash you for having more fat retards per square mile than an all you can eat loony convention in dumsville... seems fair to me
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Male 4
Yeah,I`m pretty sure that was an experiment not intended to become a regular meal for the creator. Funny to see all the Euro-Snobs taking the opportunity to somehow bash America through this though.
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Male 1,351
@Tifer,
I`m American too mate, but sad to say some people do eat like that. Hopefully not many, and not always in the U.S., but it happens.
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Male 38
Seriously, this is beginning to be offensive. I`m American, and not fat, never have been. I`m not illiterate, either. No Americans actually eat like that, it`s a novelty. In fact,Nobody in any country eats like that.
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Male 102
Siyanor, you are most welcome
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Female 3,001
WANT

i havent allowed myself junk food since i was 16, i still would love some though :(
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Male 2,868
Just because you can eat crap and not get fat doesn`t mean you can avoid hypertension, arteriosclerosis, myocardial infarctions, or cerebrovascular accidents.
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Male 88
lmao that looks yummy and i pretty much eat that much but since ive had a very high metablism since i was little i never got fat
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Male 2,868



Pic related.
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Male 193
OH MY GOD THAT LOOKS SO DELICIOUS.
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Male 119
that is so extremely gross.
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Female 202
hahaha is the gun really necessary?
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Male 425
@Neptune.......apparently, Americans are also in the horrible habit of blaming others (McDonald`s)for problems they have. (btw.....growing your own food or going to farmer`s markets are a healthy and cheap alternative...)....

most uneducated naiive answer i have ever read. EVER. America as a country is subsidised to the point of no return. McDonald`s should be blamed for issues when they sell products with no nutritional information. And Finally. Ever noticed the title? \who the frick submitted this? i am under a firm suspicion that it was al queda. or el queso. but at any rate. L 2 SPEAK ENGLISH BEFORE INSULTING THE COUNTRY WITH THE MOST NUKES
>> end.
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Female 654
and the middle east is full of sand, but that doesnt mean they all live in sand castles.
or that germany is full of drunk racist bastards, scotland is full of drunks, or that the greater majority of europe doesnt have dentists and toothbrushes.
i dont have anything on canada. they are so insignificant, nobody has jokes on them...eh? except that one. and celine dion, but i wont hold her against you
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Female 1,199
Oh em gee.

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Female 682
@Neptune.......apparently, Americans are also in the horrible habit of blaming others (McDonald`s)for problems they have. (btw.....growing your own food or going to farmer`s markets are a healthy and cheap alternative...)
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Female 71
And apparently America`s grammar isn`t so great either, judging from the title.
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Male 3,631
Once again - this doesn`t even appear to be American. I could be wrong, but the Dr. Pepper looks like a liter bottle which is popular (you guessed it) almost everywhere else in the world. Fancy, you`re a f*cking blowhard.
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Male 1,184
I thought desert eagles were waaaay longer than that. Thanks for confirming my intuitions about TKD`s stupidity, barber.
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Male 145
Oh marijuana, will your wonders never cease.
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Female 263
ATTENTION: Most of us don`t eat anything like this. This is taking things to an extreme extreme. This is disgusting for us, too. The true reason we`re so fat is beacause fast food is soooo available and soooo cheap. Those of us in the boonies can`t afford much else. Blame McDonalds, not us. Thank you.
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Female 31
I just threw up in a my mouth a little
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Male 159
perfect.
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Male 1,299
I love the drating chrome plated Baretta! LOL!
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Male 2,868
So, I normally eat a very healthy diet, but this looks fcuking awesome!
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Male 15,510
Still, nothing beats the legendary Taco Town Tacos
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Male 102
Correction, it is a Taurus PT-92. Here`s a pic as proof.

Taurus PT-92
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Female 94
Why would you eat that? It has McDonalds crap on it.
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Male 102
TDK_Master, that is NOT a Desert Eagle. It is way too short, the slide goes all the way to the end of the barrel(slide stops just forward of the grip on a Desert Eagle) and the cartridge/magazine don`t have the appropriate OAL to be a caliber used in a Desert Eagle. It`s most likely a 9mm or a .40 S&W, and the styling and grips seem to indicate that it`s a Beretta. Plus, the Desert Eagle has never been chambered in .45 ACP(or any .45 cartridge, for that matter).
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Male 1,184
Interesting TKD_Master, I can also see the magazine and bullet, and I could barely tell it was magazine save for it being right next to the gun, and the bullet just looks like a piece of metal. I certainly couldn`t tell that it`s .45.
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Female 812
This looks so good!
And I agree with you ultimakewl!
So when can I order it at domino`s?!
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Male 418
drat off, we do what we want
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Male 1,013
I blame the Italiens. They have the poop, oops I mean pope. We all know they are a bunch of liars! Darn pizza weilding evil doers!
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Female 4,376
Yeah cause this is such a typical American diet right.
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Male 833
remove the burgers (at least as they are) and get a more even spread of the fries and the nuggets and you got yourself the next big thing in food.
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Male 321
@ecsix

The US is not the fattest country. That my friend, would be Nauru.
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Female 3,598
and BTW someone WOULD have to put a gun to my head to make me eat something like that.
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Female 3,598
haha yeah americans all eat like this everyday!! just like italians only eat pasta!! and the brits only eat fish and chips!! haha i love stereotypes.
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Male 31
...There is a major pun waiting to happen with that gun next to the pizza in the last picture.
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Male 418
That is gross.
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Male 516
ecsix, congrats on creating an account to post a completely untrue bit of information. if you mean the highest percentage of obesity in their country then the US is about ninth.
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Male 371

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Male 1
"Why does that necessarily mean American?"
Because America has the highest obesity rate in the entire world.
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Male 104
Genius!
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Female 3,574
... part of me is like "NOM NOM NOM" the other part is extremely grossed out o_O
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Male 191
Feels slightly offended by the caption...and I`m from America we don`t all eat like this ugh I`ve never even seen this anywhere before...plus this would all taste terrible together anyway..
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Female 855
I can`t eat any of that crap anymore. I`d be in the terlit for DAYS.
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Male 107
this-doesnt-make-sense...
A BURGER ON A PIZZA??????
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Female 448
Why does that necessarily mean American?
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Female 249
I want chicken McNuggets RIGHT NOW thanks to that.

And I`m not even a huge hast food fan.

Mmmmm over processed chicken with a serving of diabetes inducing coke and oil drenched potatoes.

ALSO- Is it strange I saw this right after the post on food and how much we spend/have?
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Female 512
I can feel my arteries harden just looking at this. Bleurg.
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Male 509
a burger/chicken nugget/chips (fries to USofAicans) pizza? hmm... Add a parmo to it and it`s complete :-D
Parmo on wikipedia for those not from Teesside.
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Male 23
fat americans,no suprise here
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Female 665
That is so gross...but I still want to eat it.
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Male 102
I`m not 100% sure, but that gun looks to be a chromed-out Beretta...the slide ridges are too large to be an M9 or 92FS though
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Male 47
I feel sick
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Male 1,232
I think I actually posted this a couple years back. It was called a McDonalds Pizza or something...
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Male 575
Disgusting.
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Male 16
lol, the fries aren`t full. I guess he couldn`t wait.
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Male 478
should have used big macs.
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Male 720
The gun is so they can just kill themselves faster when the quadruple heart attack becomes too painful...
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Male 1,357
LMAO! could do with that as a hangover cure right now
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Female 1,435
is that a gun? incase someone steals your burger-nugget-fries pizza?
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Male 10
oh great now i`m hungry
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Male 203
F*cking hell.
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Male 4,793
wtf is with the tape measure though...
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Male 4,793
"Dstructur, should I be alarmed that you know what type of gun that is? "

anybody who has played CoD4 will know that is a desert eagle. Anybody who looks at the magazine and the bullet we can see will know it is .45.
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Female 412
No f*cking way! Who eats that crap?? O.o
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Female 654
i always guard my cheesbuger, french fry, and chicken nugget pizza with a .45. you have to get death before he gets you right? and judging by the pizza..he`s coming soon. and look you can even stab him, choke him with measuring tape, or set his ass ablaze, all while chugging some barbeque sauce and dr pepper.
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Male 1,184
Dstructur, should I be alarmed that you know what type of gun that is?
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Female 159
More like what`s with the measuring tape??
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Female 225
I literally gagged at the thought of taking a bite.

Nice gun
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Male 768
Looks decently delicious, but I doubt the average person would eat more than a single slice of that, which means it`d be like a regular meal. Also, this is not a depiction of the normal persons eating habits, this is one picture of one person (or, presumably a group of people) eating a unique pizza of their own creation. Omg, logic!
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Male 13
lol whats with the .45? is this his last meal?
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Female 683
That`s gross.
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Male 185
High fructose corn syrup is not the only reason people are fat. Americans tend to lead a more sedentary lifestyle, drive more and walk less, and have poor eating habits and diets in general. Look at how few fruits and veggies are in the Americans diet than the Europeans.
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Male 383
To be honest, that`s really disgusting. Might be my vegan-nes though :3
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Male 316
"And it has nothing to do with the food people eat, and has everything to do with companies putting high fructose corn syrup in everything rather than natural sugars, that`s why people are getting fatter and fatter. Our bodies don`t break it down properly, and it increases chemical output that slows our metabolisms down. The obesity epidemic started when food companies started doing that."

...Pretty sure that has something to do with the food we eat.
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Female 471
That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. I`ll take an expoloding whale over that tub of poo, any day.
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Male 1,222
The gun was unnecesary
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Male 1,184
And chrn, high fructose corn syrup is composed of entirely natural substances (that are processed, but the substances themselves are natural) and is perfectly digestible. The weight gain comes from psychological changes; it affects your appetite.
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Male 1,184
Tifer, as has already been explained...

People only leave guns in plain sight in the US. In other countries, they don`t own guns or keep their guns hidden.
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Male 174
And it has nothing to do with the food people eat, and has everything to do with companies putting high fructose corn syrup in everything rather than natural sugars, that`s why people are getting fatter and fatter. Our bodies don`t break it down properly, and it increases chemical output that slows our metabolisms down. The obesity epidemic started when food companies started doing that.
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Male 174
We may be fat, but if you look at the numbers much of Europe is catching us. Particularly the English :)
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Male 669
meh tifer, everyone here gets made fun of.
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Male 152
At least he hunted for his own meat. Why else would the gun be in the picture?
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Male 38
Anyone else notice a disproportionate amount of america-fat-joke posts? Seriously, why does this have to be from America? What`s American about it? From some of the comments you`d almost think people actually think this is common practice in America.
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Male 41,192
@OldOllie: pretty sure those are `Corelle` plates, very common in thrift stores, eh? Lolz!
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Female 354
thisiswhyyourefat.com
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Male 1,135
No honey mustard? I take the gun.
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Female 1,134
i think my arteries clogged up a bit looking at this picture....
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Female 803
at least this person made the pizza with just a sauce crust and cheese. has anyone seen the pics of the giant stuffed burger pizza made with two frozen pizzas, a pound of ground beef, and a ton of cheese? yeah, that looks disgusting compared to this.
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Male 69
That looks delicious.
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Male 105
TWAJ : -----> Best comment of the week :) McDeath!!
Imagine it with quarterpounders ! im seriously gonna make one of theese. w8 4 post :) YUM YUM
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Male 541
thats nothing. try that with a deep dish pizza with Baconators from Wendy`s on top
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Female 1,008
My reaction:
1. Hmm?
2. No...
3. No no no no!
4. NOOOOO!
5. OH GOD NO!!!
6. -_-9 <---spirit has left
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Male 15,832
WOW! I actually have those bowls and plates. Got them as a wedding present 35 years ago. Whoever made this must have gotten them when his granny died.

And yes, I would totally eat that pizza.
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Male 28
New from McDonald`s, The McDeath
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Female 91
Oh, and maybe the candle is to cover up the smell of the farts this food will cause.
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Female 91
Didn`t you notice the tape measure?
1. Combine numerous unhealthy "foods"
2. Consume said "food"
3. Use tape measure to see just how fat you are
4. Get depressed
5. Depending on measurement recorded in #3, use gun and/or knife on worthless fat piece of crap self.
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Female 3,696
my worst `this is why you`re fat` has to be that ever so often I use Doritos to make nachos ._. Kind of gross but with the spicy chips they`re so damn good!
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Female 1,101
*Drool*
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Male 15,510
... and that is just a medium size pizza in there ...
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Male 168
Take two individually great foods and ruin them. Well, maybe not ruin them cause I`d probably still eat it, but I`m sure I wouldn`t enjoy it nearly as much.
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Male 321
@ GuardinGnome

That is definitely NOT Airsoft. You can see the rounds in the magazine and the hammer looks functional.
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Male 541
Done that before, and I`m Canadian... it was good
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Male 395
WANT!!!
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Female 1,077
ew, i hate fast food!
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Male 5,194
>>I can bet you anything this was made by a stoner with a SERIOUS case of the munchies

Yeah, I don`t think it`s a coincidence that you can get all that stuff from late-night gas stations and a burger joint. Somebody was stoned off his ass at about 3 AM.
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Male 3,255
One random guy somewhere once made a gross, over-the-top pizza and that`s why we`re fat? Sweet, that`s an easy fix I guess.
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Male 2,893
Why did he unclude his airsoft gun in the pic?

it`s people like this that i hate. See?
i don`t hate people of different races, I hate idiots like this.
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Male 285
with food that good you better eat with a gun in your hand.
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Male 1,021
Yes we always eat our dinner with a gun. Ane when you post something like this you show how amazingly ignorant you are.
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Male 50
Whoever made this really does want to kill themselves. The gun is there as a last resort in case the burger pizza doesn`t give them a heart attack.
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Female 231
Wow, over indulgent much?
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Male 533
Oh god...
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Female 2,352
Oh yeah just got my cheseburger/nugget/fri-pizza, some Dr. Pepper, knife, gun, and tape measure you know the normal stuff.
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Female 179
ugh?
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Male 219
I can bet you anything this was made by a stoner with a SERIOUS case of the munchies
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Female 362
eww
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Male 2,748
Wonder how the gun tastes with bbq sauce
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Male 985
I love how they put the gun in
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Female 305
yes, ill have the Lardo Pizza with a side of gun, please?
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Male 1,184
Gasp... Izzeh.. you weigh less than me!?

Damn those 5 pounds I gained. I`m 112 now.
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Male 101
You guys are disgusting...
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Male 368
>implying every American is fat
>America*

"Hurr im a eurofag n americens are stupid lol durr"
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Male 2,056
WANT PIZZA & BURGERS!!
MORE FRIES AND CHICKEN!!
MOAR CHEESE!!!!!
OVEN!!
yum.
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Female 29
Wth is wrong with you people, i weight 109 ilbs and even i`d want that O_O
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Male 41,192
WOW! DO WANT!
America! Land of the freeee and home of the faaaat!
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Male 1,184
...Pizza, there is absolutely no end to your stupidity, is there?

Did I mention gun related incidents even ONCE? No, YOU did. I mentioned THE PRESENCE OF A GUN IN PLAIN SIGHT IN YOUR HOME. THAT is what happens ONLY in the US.

And FYI, gun related incidents are FAR higher in NUMEROUS OTHER COUNTRIES AROUND THE WORLD. Get your facts straight. Also, go drown yourself.
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Male 391
Deeeeeeeeeescustin`.
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Male 51
@opie
whatever you say, beautiful. ;D
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Female 171
henryhendrix, I think it`s talking to individual Americans rather than it being a typo. I`m tipsy and I can see that.
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Male 1,370
Oh god...Oh god...I`m not proud to be an American when I see this.
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Male 222
oh my god...... yuuuuckk :(
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Female 15,763
Well f*ck me backwards and call me Suzy, I really want to try that.
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Male 4,807
The gun in the last pic is if you just want to kill yourself a little faster
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Female 69
I think... I`m gunna barf. That`s so gross.
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Male 5,314
that`s not even the worst thing i`ve seen
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Female 1,181
blegh...
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Male 721
Yeah, this is why the country of "American" is so fat!
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Male 50
Ive never seen a burger pizza before. Probably a good (and delicious) way to kill yourself.
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Male 20
I have actually made one of these before. Was delicious!!
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Male 2,402
Crap Tifer! Don`t give McDonalds any ideas!
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Male 645
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Male 931
F&%KING NOM!!!!
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Male 105
this pizza looks awesome..
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Male 185
Added bonus for the Doctor Pepper and gun.
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Male 943
troll harder
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Male 38
Wait..could it be? IT IS! IT`S A McPIZZA!
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Male 2,229
that is drating gross
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Male 220
looks delicious... and that`s why America rules!! Screw you, rest of the pathetic world. You`re all 3rd world countries next to US. lol
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Male 7,839
i would eat that pizza everyday
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Male 124
@patchouly
"What does the gun have to do with this?"

Tell me you wouldn`t shoot yourself after eating this. =)
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Male 2,592
Damn, I keep forgetting that I`m fat. I don`t see it but, if the world says I am because I`m American, than who am I to argue.
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Female 349
That looks so dratting delicious!
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Female 290
In addition to the measuring tape to check one`s waste size after eating it? :3
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Male 40,274
What? No donuts?
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Female 477
im assuming this will end up on
www.thisiswhyyourefat.com
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Male 4,745
What does the gun have to do with this?
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Male 232
@TheTumor, funniest damn thing I`ve read all day.

@Siyanor, go drown yourself. Maybe the only reason that theres more gun related incidents in the United States than any other country, is because this is one of the only countries with a right to bare arms. But I guess you never thought about that, which is exactly the reason that you deserve the title of stupid ass American.
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Male 593
Rather sickening! When the pizza was made I bet this wasn`t what they had in mind...
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Male 325
That is a good damn idea. Why have I never done this before?
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Male 3,819
I`m all for food monstrosities but every time I see these pictures I get queasy.
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Female 221
i felt sick after seeing that
and i lost my appetite
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Male 2,506
Dont forget the katana
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Male 25,416
Wow, thats terrible!
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Male 1,596
riposte
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Male 233
i wonder how many calories that meal contains ;D it made me hungry though....
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Female 322
that`s looks kinda gross. too much bread too
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Male 390
I love the gun and baton on the table. Why am I not surprised this was made my a cop?
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Male 552
Is it so bad-ass that you have to eat it with a gun?

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Male 25
Is it wrong that I think this fast food pizza looks delicious?
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Male 1,184
tenty, how far is the nearest cliff?
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Male 422
@KekS

I couldn`t agree more.
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Male 707
Remember seeing the Mcdonalds Pizza on Pimp That Snack formerly Pimp My Snack until they got a Lawsuit against them.
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Male 424
If I ate this then jumped off a cliff, what would kill me first?
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Female 839
dear God
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Male 10,855
hhhuuurrrrr....
can`t breathe!
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Male 588
Needs bacon.
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Female 199
I`m fat because I spend all day on IAB

dohohoho
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Male 2,004
that would be the most disgusting thing i`ve seen today
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Male 1,184
...The gun is the proof that this person is American. Only in the US do people leave guns lying around.
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Male 5,626
I take it the gun is just in case the meal doesn`t wipe you out quickly enough?
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Male 730
Ha love the hand gun
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Female 1,190
woooow, well, i certainly cant say ive heard of the country "american" so i guess i shouldnt take offence :P
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Male 9
1. I know what im having for dinner tonight!
2. Why is there a random gun in the last one? Is he that ashamed?
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Female 667
Looks good.
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Male 397
wtf is with the gun and knife in the last picture? Isn`t this meal deadly enough already?
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Male 798
I don`t see how you can prove this is an American.
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Male 1,625
Nothing goes with burger/fry pizza like Dr. pepper.. and a gun.
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Male 4,431
I go with the "Nom-Nom-Nom" title! :-)
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Female 3,828
OMG this is so weird!! gross, but creative :-)
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Female 12
I`d just like the point out the gun and the Knife...O_O I`d have to say this guy is utterly weird haha.
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Female 646
I don`t care what anyone says about us, that looks fcking delicious!
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Male 1,244
Sort of want but then again looks completely terrible
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Male 21,025
Link: American, This Is Why You`re So Fat! [Pic] [Rate Link] - Happy Independence Day, fatties! [Alternate title: NOM!]
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