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Date: 07/22/10 09:01 AM

79 Responses to America, This Is Why You`re Still Fat [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18943 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 7:27 am
    Link: America, This Is Why You`re Still Fat - Actually, these are part of the four food groups, right? Corn? Vegetables? Meh, close enough for the US.
  2. Profile photo of Y2K09
    Y2K09 Female 18-29
    32 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 9:07 am
    America`s fat? What? The person who made that sign probably isn`t even from America.
  3. Profile photo of GhettoNinja
    GhettoNinja Male 30-39
    886 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 9:10 am
    Cheese dust is an important part of an everyday diet.
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    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 9:13 am
    Dr. Steve Brule endorsed
  5. Profile photo of hovalady411
    hovalady411 Female 18-29
    1262 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 9:18 am
    Well that was stupid.
  6. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 9:30 am
    Doritos are one of the major food groups. There is also the Mt. Dew group, the pizza group, and of course the funnel cake group.
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    raggz2009 Female 18-29
    63 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 9:40 am
    "Doritos are one of the major food groups. There is also the Mt. Dew group, the pizza group, and of course the funnel cake group. "

    Don`t forget about the bacon group!
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    scorpio28 Female 18-29
    343 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 9:47 am
    Stoners everywhere just cheered.
  9. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 10:14 am
    WHAT YOU WILL SEE EVERY DAY ON IAB:
    1. American-bashing
    2. Christian-bashing

    WHAT YOU NEVER SEE ON IAB:
    1. Euro-bashing
    2. Muslim-bashing
  10. Profile photo of WeePee
    WeePee Male 18-29
    612 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 10:28 am
    these are getting a tad annoying since USA hasn`t been #1 most overweight country since around 05.
  11. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 10:31 am
    Haha Steve Brule! Come on dum-dum it`s simple just eat it. For your health.
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    Maksie99 Male 18-29
    695 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 10:37 am
    This looks like a store from a video game. Lots of video games have unhealthy foods that magically restore wounds :P
  13. Profile photo of Namikaze
    Namikaze Male 18-29
    222 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 10:39 am
    America is fat because we grow food. The rest of the world needs to get off their lazy asses and grow their own food and stop begging us to feed them.
  14. Profile photo of SPARTAKITTY
    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2120 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 10:46 am
    @duffytoler
    That`s because we`re cool with the Euros, and the Muslims.
  15. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 10:47 am
    @duffytoler:
    If you can`t take a joke, then chances are you`re the stereotype that the joke is about.
  16. Profile photo of Armond
    Armond Male 18-29
    50 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 10:50 am

    WHAT YOU WILL SEE EVERY DAY ON IAB:
    1. American-bashing
    2. Christian-bashing

    WHAT YOU NEVER SEE ON IAB:
    1. Euro-bashing
    2. Muslim-bashing


    The first two tend to be funny. The second two not so much (though there`s plenty of euro jokes if you play MMOs). Learn to laugh at yourself.
  17. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 11:07 am
    I loke Doritos and Im not fat. Just dont eat the whole bag.
  18. Profile photo of mrtatulas
    mrtatulas Male 18-29
    271 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 11:09 am
    I`ll tell you why America is still fat. It`s because you make icecubes out of stupid water, ya bimbo! Put some fruit juice in there! And freeze it into ice cubes... put that in your milk!
  19. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 11:18 am
    ...Idiots. A "For your health" sign is always followed by the health benefits of the product. There`s nothing after it because there are no health benefits.
  20. Profile photo of Buck176
    Buck176 Male 30-39
    379 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 11:43 am
    Mrtatulas: MMMM orange juice and milk! Whats that? Juice has fat and sugar and water doesn`t? Oh. Well that just sucks. Guess I shouldn`t believe everything I read on the interwebs.
  21. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Put some fruit juice in there! And freeze it into ice cubes... put that in your milk!
    -------------------------

    I think I`d rather drink my own vomit. But then again, juice + milk tastes just about the same as vomit...
  22. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    It`s not healthy because you`ve got to balance it out wrap them in bacon and refry them then top them with mayo. Of course you`ll then want to wash them down with caffene,tequila and a cigarette for vitamins and minerals.
  23. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    Doritos are bad, but after reading a couple of the comment, I`m thinking either I`m going to sick, or the people that posting are sick.

    freakin` gross, just really gross
  24. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    Cool ranch doritos have green flecks in them. Maybe it`s some kind of vegetable matter.
  25. Profile photo of DRxSATANx
    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    its got Dr.Steve Brules seal of aproval, so its gotta be healthy
  26. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    Oystah, it`s green onion.
  27. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    it has corn! its healthy!
  28. Profile photo of obeydarklord
    obeydarklord Male 18-29
    1360 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    dr. steven brule. for your helath.
  29. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    I read "For Your Health" and heard Dr. Steve Brule`s voice in my head.
  30. Profile photo of Nerd_Rage
    Nerd_Rage Male 18-29
    425 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    WHAT YOU WILL SEE EVERY DAY ON IAB:
    1. American-bashing
    2. Christian-bashing

    WHAT YOU NEVER SEE ON IAB:
    1. Not American-bashing
    2. Not Christian-bashing
  31. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    I read "drat your health"
  32. Profile photo of Lamiacraor
    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
    231 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 5:53 pm
    Nerd-Rage: That is not entirely true. IAB "bashes" a lot of different races and religions. They are indiscriminate and that is what makes them funny. I am sure you have seen them "bash" Wannabe Vampires as well as the Japanese, etc etc.
  33. Profile photo of Chrisdude92
    Chrisdude92 Male 18-29
    159 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    @Lamiacraor

    Have you ever seen them blatantly bash Islam? Yes they make fun of everyone. But Americans and Christianity are IAB`s favorites. So I agree with Nerd Rage.
  34. Profile photo of davidstone
    davidstone Male 18-29
    92 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    Nerd Rage, that`s just the funniest stuff. Don`t get me wrong, I`m an American Christian, but I can laugh at those who fall into that category and are hilarious, and I can even laugh at myself, which I do a lot. Don`t take it seriously. It`s a website. No one makes you be here.
  35. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 7:32 pm
    > Nerd_Rage
    > WHAT YOU WILL SEE EVERY DAY ON IAB: 1. American-bashing 2. Christian-bashing

    And lolcatz!! Don`t forget the lolcatz!
  36. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 8:21 pm
    lolol
  37. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    Yes, Doritos are good. Blah blah blah fat American joke. blah blah blah.
    Are you guys laughing yet?
    Thought so.
  38. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 9:01 pm
    Hey, we never said it was for your GOOD health.
  39. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 9:20 pm
    > Nerd_Rage
    > WHAT YOU WILL SEE EVERY DAY ON IAB: 1. American-bashing 2. Christian-bashing

    "And lolcatz!! Don`t forget the lolcatz!"

    And blaming strange things on Japan.
  40. Profile photo of DownWithDDT
    DownWithDDT Male 18-29
    45 posts
    July 22, 2010 at 11:49 pm
    damn $3.99? better be a big bag haha
  41. Profile photo of alx-ndr
    alx-ndr Male 18-29
    95 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:13 am
    hmm, probably more healthy than you think... at least it`s not mcdonnalds.
  42. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:27 am
    SuperSmash, maybe I`m missing something, but I rarely see any kind of lolcats here
  43. Profile photo of HiThereKitty
    HiThereKitty Female 13-17
    17 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:19 am
    mmmmm, doritos :)
  44. Profile photo of j12araiza
    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 4:19 am
    "SuperSmash, maybe I`m missing something, but I rarely see any kind of lolcats here"
    I agree.
  45. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 5:35 am
    No lolcats.
  46. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:20 am
    >>WHAT YOU WILL SEE EVERY DAY ON IAB:
    >>1. American-bashing
    >>2. Christian-bashing

    LOL! So true.
  47. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 10:47 am
    We might not have LOLcatz, but we have a lot of pictures on here that would be deemed LOLcat worthy.
  48. Profile photo of Tifer
    Tifer Male 13-17
    38 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    The America bashing is getting really boring and plain offensive at this point.
  49. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 2:44 pm
    hmm, doritos are 3.99 here also... damn
  50. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    Courtesy Dr. Steve Brule
  51. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    OK - we all should stop America-bashing - as soon as you dudes stop making dumbas signs like this one!
  52. Profile photo of Suicism
    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 7:11 pm
    The only thing fat here in America is your head, fancy.
  53. Profile photo of ShadowDD13
    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 1:00 am
    whoever posted this can go drat themselves, america is awesome, websites like these wouldnt exist without it, people like you need to stay out of our country
  54. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 4:36 am
    XD
  55. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 5:58 am
    TO MY FELLOW AMERICANS WHO HAVE BEEN OFFENDED I HAVE BUT ONE THING TO SAY...






  56. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    lol @ ShadowDD13, because that sounds so logical. what if it was made by an Murican? what then? and even if it wasn`t, Murica has stuck it`s nose in almost every foreign cookie jar it could get it`s hands on: waggin` it`s finger in other country`s faces. so just take it on the chin; it`s talking about weight, not government policy.
  57. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    Hey, hey, fellow Americans...why so serious? America`s fatness, whether exaggerated or not, is simply a usual topic on IAB like Japan`s occasional outlandishness and other countries` bizarre customs. No need to get ruffled.
  58. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 24, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    hahaha, hey man, i love a giant bag of doritos for breakfast!
  59. Profile photo of FrameS
    FrameS Male 18-29
    14 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 5:13 am
    Hahaha, naawwww... Youse America all`s offendid-like? Well I certainly give about as much of a drat as one of your bible bashing Mormons has in a week.

    Bunch of humourless dratwits, learn to have a laugh. (the ones who have posted, I know the few here don`t represent the majority of you guys)
  60. Profile photo of caper454
    caper454 Female 70 & Over
    511 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 10:41 am
    Ummm... in denial much, Americans? I make several business trips to the US every year and I see overweight folks everywhere I go. YOU GUYS IS FAAAAAAT! Get in touch with reality, guys. You`re offended but not offended enough to go on a freakin` diet!
  61. Profile photo of Davek1013
    Davek1013 Male 18-29
    90 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    @caper454

    You also see healthy people wherever you go.

    Canada isn`t much better either. Look up statistics and you`ll see.. one (Forbes) puts the US at 74% overweight while Canada is 61% overweight.

    I`ve been to Canada only a few times, but I`ve seen overweight Canadians. Mostly what I have seen is Obesity in The US. It is a serious problem. When I see Giants at fast food restaurants ordering super sized meals it kinda makes me want to yell "Do you have ANY self control?"

    Its an issue in any country that has an abundance of food. We`re all programmed to gorge and when food is so readily available we overindulge far too often.
  62. Profile photo of 42467
    42467 Male 18-29
    743 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    The problem with these things is that the BMI can`t take muscle into factor. I`m legally obese, but I have about a 6.5% body fat. For those who don`t know, the average skinny male has atleast a 10% body fat ratio. And yet, I`m somehow 60 pounds overweight? Truth is, I work out often. Muscle weighs a lot more than fat.. Though I`m not trying to say that America isn`t obese in general. THEY ARE. I see so many HUGE people it`s not even funny.. But people need to realise that it`s NOT the majority of the country like statistics show
  63. Profile photo of murrymalty
    murrymalty Female 18-29
    2673 posts
    August 1, 2010 at 8:40 am
    geez you guys sure get worked up
    there has always been the fat kid, deal with it, its only recently people started making up statistics for you lot to get a chubby (pun intended ¬¬) over
  64. Profile photo of mcmad_0021
    mcmad_0021 Female 13-17
    93 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 9:22 am
    ok im guessin IAB wasant made in america with all these fat american jokes that are annoying if the creators havent noticed the biggest problem of america is anorexia so drat you IAB
  65. Profile photo of MrRubik
    MrRubik Male 13-17
    68 posts
    August 9, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    `The biggest problem of America is anorexia`
    Lol, the irony...
  66. Profile photo of rickpat
    rickpat Male 13-17
    30 posts
    August 13, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    thats alot for a bag
  67. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    August 15, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    "the biggest problem of america is anorexia so drat you IAB" said the GIRL (arent most of you obbsessed with your appearance?) didnt you watch "Super Size Me"?
  68. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    August 17, 2010 at 11:59 am
    "for your health"...and people actually believe that BULLpooE :)
  69. Profile photo of Inter237
    Inter237 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    August 20, 2010 at 10:03 am
    Well most of us probably are just as fit as anyone else but I won`t deny the immense amount of fatties
  70. Profile photo of Kaempffe
    Kaempffe Female 18-29
    126 posts
    August 27, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    I could use some Doritos. For my health, naturally.
  71. Profile photo of ShadowDD13
    ShadowDD13 Male 18-29
    260 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 12:29 am
    go drat yourselves america haters, this is why your country isnt a superpower like ours, you waste all your time on a website complaining about another country instead of making yours better, get a life
  72. Profile photo of ashbexmaeur
    ashbexmaeur Female 18-29
    157 posts
    August 28, 2010 at 9:52 am
    I`m not too worried about it, the United Kingdom`s obesity rate is 5% lower than America`s. So *shrug.*

    As a side note, the ranch doritos suck. I have to be in a weird mood to eat doritos in the first place, but I despise the blue bag.
  73. Profile photo of Kougaiji
    Kougaiji Male 18-29
    604 posts
    August 30, 2010 at 7:42 am
    Solution:
    1.Spot fat guy/girl.
    2.Call them a fat mean person or similar insult.
    3.Still fat? See Step 2.
    4.???
    5.PROFIT!!!
  74. Profile photo of KRAYZEEGIRL
    KRAYZEEGIRL Female 30-39
    447 posts
    September 1, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    Well our fattest states are in the south with the exception of Massachusetts, which may be our #1 fattest state. I have never met anyone from that state that was not above 300 lbs. OK so i am willing to admit the U.S. is fat but is Europe willing to admit they are inbred? Also, doritios are gross, the smell reminds me of teeth drilling at the dentist.
  75. Profile photo of chinesemath
    chinesemath Female 18-29
    130 posts
    September 4, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    it`s not just america... the world is getting fatter in general... it`s not all americans, it`s an individual thing... I`m not fat :/
    people just don`t take care of thier bodies, across the world, that`s it.
  76. Profile photo of Brucie76
    Brucie76 Male 30-39
    18 posts
    September 7, 2010 at 7:19 am
    Are we sure this is America? I mean there is no dollar sign on the price, it could be one of many English speaking nations.
  77. Profile photo of sourkrauter
    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    September 9, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    Texas has the most fat people per capita in the u.s. Logically speaking the GROSS MAJORITY of Texas is FAT.
  78. Profile photo of Vindictive
    Vindictive Female 18-29
    1077 posts
    October 9, 2010 at 9:10 am
    GothicQueen, that made me love you.
  79. Profile photo of TuckFarted
    TuckFarted Female 18-29
    87 posts
    February 4, 2013 at 11:21 am
    "OK so i am willing to admit the U.S. is fat but is Europe willing to admit they are inbred?"

    Hey afterbirth, unless your name is "sitting on bull penis" guess where your ancestors are from?
    If your IQ was a temperature you`d cause a new ice-age.

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