America, This Is Why You`re Still Fat [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Actually, these are part of the four food groups, right? Corn? Vegetables? Meh, close enough for the US.
There are 79 comments:
Female 87
"OK so i am willing to admit the U.S. is fat but is Europe willing to admit they are inbred?"

Hey afterbirth, unless your name is "sitting on bull penis" guess where your ancestors are from?
If your IQ was a temperature you`d cause a new ice-age.
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Female 1,077
GothicQueen, that made me love you.
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Male 894
Texas has the most fat people per capita in the u.s. Logically speaking the GROSS MAJORITY of Texas is FAT.
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Male 18
Are we sure this is America? I mean there is no dollar sign on the price, it could be one of many English speaking nations.
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Female 130
it`s not just america... the world is getting fatter in general... it`s not all americans, it`s an individual thing... I`m not fat :/
people just don`t take care of thier bodies, across the world, that`s it.
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Female 447
Well our fattest states are in the south with the exception of Massachusetts, which may be our #1 fattest state. I have never met anyone from that state that was not above 300 lbs. OK so i am willing to admit the U.S. is fat but is Europe willing to admit they are inbred? Also, doritios are gross, the smell reminds me of teeth drilling at the dentist.
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Male 604
Solution:
1.Spot fat guy/girl.
2.Call them a fat mean person or similar insult.
3.Still fat? See Step 2.
4.???
5.PROFIT!!!
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Female 157
I`m not too worried about it, the United Kingdom`s obesity rate is 5% lower than America`s. So *shrug.*

As a side note, the ranch doritos suck. I have to be in a weird mood to eat doritos in the first place, but I despise the blue bag.
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Male 260
go drat yourselves america haters, this is why your country isnt a superpower like ours, you waste all your time on a website complaining about another country instead of making yours better, get a life
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Female 126
I could use some Doritos. For my health, naturally.
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Male 2,441
Well most of us probably are just as fit as anyone else but I won`t deny the immense amount of fatties
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Female 151
"for your health"...and people actually believe that BULLpooE :)
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Male 3,745
"the biggest problem of america is anorexia so drat you IAB" said the GIRL (arent most of you obbsessed with your appearance?) didnt you watch "Super Size Me"?
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Male 30
thats alot for a bag
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Male 68
`The biggest problem of America is anorexia`
Lol, the irony...
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Female 93
ok im guessin IAB wasant made in america with all these fat american jokes that are annoying if the creators havent noticed the biggest problem of america is anorexia so drat you IAB
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Female 2,672
geez you guys sure get worked up
there has always been the fat kid, deal with it, its only recently people started making up statistics for you lot to get a chubby (pun intended ¬¬) over
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Male 743
The problem with these things is that the BMI can`t take muscle into factor. I`m legally obese, but I have about a 6.5% body fat. For those who don`t know, the average skinny male has atleast a 10% body fat ratio. And yet, I`m somehow 60 pounds overweight? Truth is, I work out often. Muscle weighs a lot more than fat.. Though I`m not trying to say that America isn`t obese in general. THEY ARE. I see so many HUGE people it`s not even funny.. But people need to realise that it`s NOT the majority of the country like statistics show
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Male 90
@caper454

You also see healthy people wherever you go.

Canada isn`t much better either. Look up statistics and you`ll see.. one (Forbes) puts the US at 74% overweight while Canada is 61% overweight.

I`ve been to Canada only a few times, but I`ve seen overweight Canadians. Mostly what I have seen is Obesity in The US. It is a serious problem. When I see Giants at fast food restaurants ordering super sized meals it kinda makes me want to yell "Do you have ANY self control?"

Its an issue in any country that has an abundance of food. We`re all programmed to gorge and when food is so readily available we overindulge far too often.
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Female 511
Ummm... in denial much, Americans? I make several business trips to the US every year and I see overweight folks everywhere I go. YOU GUYS IS FAAAAAAT! Get in touch with reality, guys. You`re offended but not offended enough to go on a freakin` diet!
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Male 14
Hahaha, naawwww... Youse America all`s offendid-like? Well I certainly give about as much of a drat as one of your bible bashing Mormons has in a week.

Bunch of humourless dratwits, learn to have a laugh. (the ones who have posted, I know the few here don`t represent the majority of you guys)
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Male 2,748
hahaha, hey man, i love a giant bag of doritos for breakfast!
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Male 1,351
Hey, hey, fellow Americans...why so serious? America`s fatness, whether exaggerated or not, is simply a usual topic on IAB like Japan`s occasional outlandishness and other countries` bizarre customs. No need to get ruffled.
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Female 914
lol @ ShadowDD13, because that sounds so logical. what if it was made by an Murican? what then? and even if it wasn`t, Murica has stuck it`s nose in almost every foreign cookie jar it could get it`s hands on: waggin` it`s finger in other country`s faces. so just take it on the chin; it`s talking about weight, not government policy.
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Female 4,376
TO MY FELLOW AMERICANS WHO HAVE BEEN OFFENDED I HAVE BUT ONE THING TO SAY...






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Female 5,222
XD
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Male 260
whoever posted this can go drat themselves, america is awesome, websites like these wouldnt exist without it, people like you need to stay out of our country
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Male 3,631
The only thing fat here in America is your head, fancy.
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Female 1,048
OK - we all should stop America-bashing - as soon as you dudes stop making dumbas signs like this one!
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Female 547
Courtesy Dr. Steve Brule
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Male 894
hmm, doritos are 3.99 here also... damn
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Male 38
The America bashing is getting really boring and plain offensive at this point.
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Female 470
We might not have LOLcatz, but we have a lot of pictures on here that would be deemed LOLcat worthy.
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Male 5,194
>>WHAT YOU WILL SEE EVERY DAY ON IAB:
>>1. American-bashing
>>2. Christian-bashing

LOL! So true.
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Male 1,067
No lolcats.
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Male 214
"SuperSmash, maybe I`m missing something, but I rarely see any kind of lolcats here"
I agree.
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Female 17
mmmmm, doritos :)
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Male 1,815
SuperSmash, maybe I`m missing something, but I rarely see any kind of lolcats here
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Male 95
hmm, probably more healthy than you think... at least it`s not mcdonnalds.
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Male 45
damn $3.99? better be a big bag haha
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Male 3,755
> Nerd_Rage
> WHAT YOU WILL SEE EVERY DAY ON IAB: 1. American-bashing 2. Christian-bashing

"And lolcatz!! Don`t forget the lolcatz!"

And blaming strange things on Japan.
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Male 15,832
Hey, we never said it was for your GOOD health.
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Male 2,893
Yes, Doritos are good. Blah blah blah fat American joke. blah blah blah.
Are you guys laughing yet?
Thought so.
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Female 2,695
lolol
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Male 8,302
> Nerd_Rage
> WHAT YOU WILL SEE EVERY DAY ON IAB: 1. American-bashing 2. Christian-bashing

And lolcatz!! Don`t forget the lolcatz!
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Male 92
Nerd Rage, that`s just the funniest stuff. Don`t get me wrong, I`m an American Christian, but I can laugh at those who fall into that category and are hilarious, and I can even laugh at myself, which I do a lot. Don`t take it seriously. It`s a website. No one makes you be here.
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Male 159
@Lamiacraor

Have you ever seen them blatantly bash Islam? Yes they make fun of everyone. But Americans and Christianity are IAB`s favorites. So I agree with Nerd Rage.
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Female 231
Nerd-Rage: That is not entirely true. IAB "bashes" a lot of different races and religions. They are indiscriminate and that is what makes them funny. I am sure you have seen them "bash" Wannabe Vampires as well as the Japanese, etc etc.
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Male 456
I read "drat your health"
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Male 425
WHAT YOU WILL SEE EVERY DAY ON IAB:
1. American-bashing
2. Christian-bashing

WHAT YOU NEVER SEE ON IAB:
1. Not American-bashing
2. Not Christian-bashing
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Male 725
I read "For Your Health" and heard Dr. Steve Brule`s voice in my head.
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Male 1,360
dr. steven brule. for your helath.
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Male 25,417
it has corn! its healthy!
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Male 1,184
Oystah, it`s green onion.
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Male 321
its got Dr.Steve Brules seal of aproval, so its gotta be healthy
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Female 4,039
Cool ranch doritos have green flecks in them. Maybe it`s some kind of vegetable matter.
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Male 2,229
Doritos are bad, but after reading a couple of the comment, I`m thinking either I`m going to sick, or the people that posting are sick.

freakin` gross, just really gross
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Male 14,331
It`s not healthy because you`ve got to balance it out wrap them in bacon and refry them then top them with mayo. Of course you`ll then want to wash them down with caffene,tequila and a cigarette for vitamins and minerals.
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Female 470
Put some fruit juice in there! And freeze it into ice cubes... put that in your milk!
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I think I`d rather drink my own vomit. But then again, juice + milk tastes just about the same as vomit...
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Male 379
Mrtatulas: MMMM orange juice and milk! Whats that? Juice has fat and sugar and water doesn`t? Oh. Well that just sucks. Guess I shouldn`t believe everything I read on the interwebs.
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Male 1,184
...Idiots. A "For your health" sign is always followed by the health benefits of the product. There`s nothing after it because there are no health benefits.
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Male 271
I`ll tell you why America is still fat. It`s because you make icecubes out of stupid water, ya bimbo! Put some fruit juice in there! And freeze it into ice cubes... put that in your milk!
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Male 6,694
I loke Doritos and Im not fat. Just dont eat the whole bag.
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Male 50
[quote=duffytoler]
WHAT YOU WILL SEE EVERY DAY ON IAB:
1. American-bashing
2. Christian-bashing

WHAT YOU NEVER SEE ON IAB:
1. Euro-bashing
2. Muslim-bashing
[/quote]

The first two tend to be funny. The second two not so much (though there`s plenty of euro jokes if you play MMOs). Learn to laugh at yourself.
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Female 1,386
@duffytoler:
If you can`t take a joke, then chances are you`re the stereotype that the joke is about.
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Female 2,120
@duffytoler
That`s because we`re cool with the Euros, and the Muslims.
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Male 222
America is fat because we grow food. The rest of the world needs to get off their lazy asses and grow their own food and stop begging us to feed them.
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Male 695
This looks like a store from a video game. Lots of video games have unhealthy foods that magically restore wounds :P
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Male 447
Haha Steve Brule! Come on dum-dum it`s simple just eat it. For your health.
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Male 612
these are getting a tad annoying since USA hasn`t been #1 most overweight country since around 05. [insert random googled chart link that proves my point]
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Male 5,194
WHAT YOU WILL SEE EVERY DAY ON IAB:
1. American-bashing
2. Christian-bashing

WHAT YOU NEVER SEE ON IAB:
1. Euro-bashing
2. Muslim-bashing
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Female 343
Stoners everywhere just cheered.
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Female 63
"Doritos are one of the major food groups. There is also the Mt. Dew group, the pizza group, and of course the funnel cake group. "

Don`t forget about the bacon group!
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Male 1,598
Doritos are one of the major food groups. There is also the Mt. Dew group, the pizza group, and of course the funnel cake group.
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Female 1,262
Well that was stupid.
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Male 4,014
Dr. Steve Brule endorsed
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Male 886
Cheese dust is an important part of an everyday diet.
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Female 32
America`s fat? What? The person who made that sign probably isn`t even from America.
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Male 20,826
Link: America, This Is Why You`re Still Fat [Pic] [Rate Link] - Actually, these are part of the four food groups, right? Corn? Vegetables? Meh, close enough for the US.
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