America, This Is Why You`re Still Fat [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Misc

Oh, who are we kidding... NOM!
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Female 71
Did a blind person put this sign up??
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Male 120
and yes, I did just realize that this is over a year old.
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Male 120
I work at Toys R Us. Although I HATE it with a passion. I can actually say that all the healthy poo is on the other side.
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Female 138
Oh... Toys `R Us ._.
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Male 11,740
At Toys R Us no less, that`s the way to teach `em young. :rolls eyes:
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Female 2,549
healthier than crack
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Male 238
Late night taco doritos are waaaaaaay better.
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Male 894
i laugh as i sit here before my age old computer eating Late Night Last Call Jalepeno Popper Doritos. nom nom vlaaa, ecstasy...
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Male 1,378
drat yeah
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Female 1,623
Omg Pez! I love those!
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Female 16
haha
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Male 37
for america, those ARE healthy
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Male 6,694
Gotta love some Pez.
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Female 237
Sectsktn-- they still sell FunDips here (East Coast Canada). I`m 30 and will still grab one from the corner store when I rent a movie!
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Male 12,138
Angell, your King of Foods is good, and indubitably delicious, but as far as I can tell is comprised of only two of the four major Food Groups, those being Fat and Sugar. It`s entirely devoid of the other two cornerstones of any nutritious diet, those being Caffeine and (much more importantly) Alcohol.
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Male 10
Fail.
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Female 173
dood! they have FunDip....I haven`t seen those in ages....loved them when I was a kid!
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Female 536
they have quite the collection of Pez over there on the left. But then they ruin it by having so many of those awful candy button things over there to the right.....nastiest candy on earth :-P
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Female 1,435
if its on offer the calories don`t count! yup i use that all the time when i have a sneaky 500 calorie snack. teehee
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Male 37
@davymid I can best your king of foods...

Here
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Female 1,048
Well I`ve always gone by the "chocolate is healthy cause it comes from a plant" rule!
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Male 263
It`s got vitamin C. C stands for Chocolate or Cookie
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Female 5,222
*makes list* healthy snacks... GOT IT! lmaoo
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Male 75
@domisgood en cobrakiller

I know BMI doesn`t always mean you`re fat.
And I`m not saying all of those 70% something is fat. But it`s just that the US probably doesn`t have a whole lot more muscular guys other countries.
So you might say you`d subtract 30% of that, but that would count for every country, and you still would be on top.
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Male 12,138
The only truly healthy snack is an Irish Coffee, which contains all four essential food groups. Caffeine, Fat, Alcohol and Sugar.

I dare anyone to best this King of Foods.
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Female 225
I am seeing a lack in Sour Patch Kids...
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Male 36,410
PEZ! Pez is good for you! It has sugar and fruit... flavours!
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Male 770
I need to remember that milk duds and malted milk balls are not a proper substitute for milk in the diet.
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Male 325
sh.iit, where do I buy pez nowadays
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Male 820
Hey, whoppers have to be good for you.

I mean, Milk is good for you. And whoppers have rather a lot of milk stuff in them.
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Female 1,578
Camera angles ftw.
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Female 494
Iab captions are the best. Ever.
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Female 247
yes, snickers does have a lot of protein, and I`m pretty sure starburst is made with real fruit juice
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Female 9,402
Told you Swedish Fish are good for you.
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Female 901
That sign is advertising what`s behind this isle.. not the candy.
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Male 394
@Britt556: Yes, but the problem, especially in countries with socialized healthcare, is that these people present a huge load on society. And even if you don`t have public healthcare, people dying or being indebted to their necks is a huge problem.
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Male 312
Being fat from genetics probably won`t kill you and you can fight against it. Genetics are not an excuse.
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Female 316
I`ll take Pez for $500 please Alex.
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Female 2,289
Eh, I was going to make fun of us, but then I read all of the offended american posts.

Who cares, if someone dies or gets diabetes because of obesity, then that`s their fault. I`ve seen the obese give to homeless people, and food banks, so at least they are doing good deeds.
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Female 470
Trident and Stride are fat free AND sugar free and are less than 5 calories per serving. That`s healthy! Lol
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Female 1,077
i lol at anyone who says obesity is genetics only to protect them when they`re called fat. yeah, 2/3rds of americans are overweight or obese because they ALL got dealt a sihtty hand. B`AWW.
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Male 56
stride is fat free....
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Male 394
@a9249: At least eating trash helped you save money for that triple bypass in the future!
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Male 316
There seem to a lot of jealous europissoffs here. It is what it is, you wish you were here.
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Male 316
OMG yarrrpirate, please enhance our knowledge with your vast intelligence.
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Male 39
NOMNOMNOM hahaha its also genetics. all that american interbreeding dont help.
i eat trash and ive been 174 for over a decade!
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Male 2,424
"America, I still love you, don`t blow us up yet please..."

(Slowly takes hand off the big red button)
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Male 4,867
yeah puddingbrod,
BMI is kinda bullshiit
Rugby props are technically obese, but they manage to run around for 80 minutes crashing into other equally as huge dudes - no obese person could do that.
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Male 4,867
"didn`t the UK overtake us for fat percentages?"

that`d be Scotland
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Male 394
pizzaroll: "A statistic does not automatically mean that everyone in America is fat. Believe me, if every country in the world had the wealth that the United States has, there would be just as many fat people in those nations."

Let me first get over the blatant fact that you have a deep misunderstanding of statistics, and likely science in general. Your binary reasoning is a good example why some people are making this world crappier than it should be.

There are Western European countries that are more prosperous than the US (who owns all the money in your country?), and where the average person is in fact, richer. Yet you continuously top the chubby charts. Have you never wondered which social group is the fattest?
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Male 7,585
puddingbrood, the BMI is bullsh*t. it doesnt take into account muscle mass, differences in bone density, or the fact that people are built differently. I am 6`2" and the BMI says i should be 150lbs. I am about 200, and trust me, im not fat.
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Male 473
I don`t get it.
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Male 232
@Puddingbrood, A statistic does not automatically mean that everyone in America is fat. Believe me, if every country in the world had the wealth that the United States has, there would be just as many fat people in those nations.
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Female 13
pretty sure germans are way up there in the rankings. but stereotypes are stereotypes.
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Male 901
"ahahahahha Yet another american/canadian thinking hes really free oh jeeze ppl are brainwashed "

hey hey hey!!! don`t you mix us with the americans!!!

America, I still love you, don`t blow us up yet please.
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Male 75
I`m sorry I said it wrong.
There are fat people everywhere yes, just more in the US.
Surprises me that more than half of the countries have 50% or more fat people.
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Male 2,593
didn`t the UK overtake us for fat percentages?
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Male 1,590
Mmm, Whoppers!
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Male 2,893
Like there aren`t any fat Europeans.
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Female 3,598
there are fat people everywhere... there are skinny people everywhere... generalizations do not become us.
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Male 75


Sorry, americans are fat. Not that people in other countries aren`t, just less.LINK
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Male 3,482
But... But I LIKE Jolly Ranchers and Fun Dip!

Especially when combined!
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Male 7,585
also, im sick of this fat america sh*t. ive been to a couple of other countries in europe, you mofos are just as fat as we are.
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Male 25,416
Its says its healthy! why should i not believe it?
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Male 7,585
hey, if it has fruit flavors its healthy.
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Male 4,867
"The fat American BS is getting really old. You Europeans don`t realize how dumb and jealous you sound that we have jobs, make good money, pay less taxes, and are FREE."

...we sound dumb?
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Male 1,383
It`s funny because all these people saying stop saying bad stuff about America obviously do not realise that an American has to approve of this link to be posted.
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Male 397
@fknloser

Wow. That one is just too easy.
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Female 14
ahahahahha Yet another american/canadian thinking hes really free oh jeeze ppl are brainwashed
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Male 3,619
fknloser better be trolling
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Female 2,352
Am I the only one who thinks Swedish fish taste like ass?
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Male 943
Enough America bashing, seriously.
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Male 2,748
wow... some good stuff there. cool!
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Male 418
The fat American BS is getting really old. You Europeans don`t realize how dumb and jealous you sound that we have jobs, make good money, pay less taxes, and are FREE.
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Female 2,927
wheres the nerds candy? man! *disappointed*
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Male 120
i actually work at Toys R Us, not this particular one, but i can tell you all the healthy poo is on the other side. those signs are just double sided.
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Male 503
what!? no peeps?
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Male 599
have you seen the "healthy choice" things on chips and pop and stuff? The on for gatorade says "Gatorade is a healthy choice because it repleneshes and refreshes in ways water can`t"
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Male 901
link_hiei,

just wait, juuust wait...
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Female 84
swedish fish but no sour patch kids?

I am disapoint.
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Male 901
well, it is healthy when compared to the burger thing from yesterday.
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Male 5,190
Luckily for me I cant get fat even if i tried. In your face.
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Female 24
Pez! They dont sell them so much here (Ireland) anymore..Well they sell pez refills. But no pez holders! Whats the point? *mumbles*
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Male 15,510
It explains a whole lots!
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Male 17,512
Normally these signs hang above the trail mix, nuts, and beef jerky.

Yeah, Real `Healthy` there.
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Male 284
Starburst has real friut juices! HEALTHY!
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Male 332
haha no they`re healthy...see the skittles and jolly ranchers? Those count as fruit.
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Male 37,888
I`ve been to europe... they`re fat too. They just don`t have cool scooters like American Fats. So all this anti-fat-america stuff is really just Scooter Envy
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Male 1,149
Is the sign maybe from the next isle down?
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Female 4,376
So what? It`s the same damn stuff you see in any store with just a bad placement of a sign.
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Female 839
i`m sure Skittles contain real fruit juice? there`s one of your 5 a day
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Male 5,314
perfect for a movie snack.
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Male 14,330
SUGAR!!! it`s all natural and organic kinda.
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Male 19,854
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