America, This Is Why You`re Fat, Yet Again [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

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Female 6,381
Well, at least you have to give them points for truth in advertising.
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Female 327
I like how all three customers can`t even stand up without assistance from the table/counter.
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Male 748
@madest

I`m not sure that you can. No matter how much you exercise, your heart`s going to remind you that you should have eaten more healthily by giving up and making you die. That also kills your heart, so it`d be like your heart cutting its nose off to spite its face.......if hearts had noses or faces.

.......I don`t even know what I`m trying to say anymore, but if you say `if hearts` quite quickly then it sounds like `ih-farts`. :D Hilarious..........I need to get to sleep.
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Female 614
BUTTER! but it tastes nasty plain!!
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Male 1,164
Dammit, these guys stole my idea for a resturant.

Hey, when fat people know they`re more likely to die fat than get skinny, they know they might as well go out with style. Or shame. Depends on how you look at it.
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Female 263
Saddest part: This is for real.
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Male 130
It`d be better if a fat dude passed out in front of it
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Male 6,693
Butter. Really? Butter. Fried butter.
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Male 2,893
considering there is only 3 people there and I would never eat deep-fried butter again this isn`t tooo bad.
I`m going to go shoot something with my AR-15 now.
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Female 1,329
What makes this picture that much greater is the little vendor next to it selling healthy water, juice, and iced tea.
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Female 221
this all sounds really gross im just going to chew on some almonds or something ugh
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Male 258
Nice. You try blaming us for the crude oil, now you`re blaming us for the cooking oil. America, whatever happened to our `special relationship`? Or was that really just Reagan and Thatcher doing it to each other in a kind of geriatric power-poke?
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Female 62
they could be "crisps" there`s a lot of places that use "crisps" instead of sticks or whatever.
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Male 112
no point in messin about, if you do not know by now, you will be soon dead anyway.
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Female 2
Oh yeah it`s real. I ate there like two weeks ago. Garlic dippers, oh man. It was at the Del Mar Fair.
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Male 59
Yum... The best is deep fired dough covered oreos. God they are delicious.
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Female 1,682
...Except you failed to realize that "crisps" is a British term, not American. Failure.
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Male 26
The term "crisps" is used here, therefore this is British. Nice try pinning this on the US
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Female 1,048
Don`t worry - they probably have a full cardio team on the staff to deal with any heart attacks!
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Male 1
Is this drating real?
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Female 2,927
whats bunelos?
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Male 2,841
Hey, at least they aren`t trying to hide how bad it is for you.
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Male 5
Del Mar Fair

Holy poo yeah
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Female 9,584
And just in time for the state fair too. God bless America. :*)
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Male 1,523
Everything is deep fried...
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Male 493
No thanks. I`ll stick with my egg whites and oatmeal. I like having a 32 inch waist.
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Female 460
What the drat? deep fried BUTTER? EWWWW. I`d try the cinnamon crisps though.
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Female 56
Huh? Chocolate covered bacon? Ewwwwwwww!
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Male 554
And the plumpers keep on coming!
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Male 86
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe, and I was not offended. For I knew I had to rise above it all, or drown in my own "deep fried butter."
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Male 96
I`d rather eat a deep fried shoe.
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Male 395
Scotland approves!
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Male 2,424
Has it been said yet?

"BURN IT, BURN IT WITH FIAR!"

But, may be enough fat/oil to go Nuclear, so nvm.
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Male 159
I`ve wanted to go there for years....I hope one day it will happen.
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Male 2,402
I see a franchise coming.
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Female 261
My stomach turned just looking at it. That`s just nasty!
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Male 312
Best cafe ever.
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Male 1,625
Bunuelos... Must have..
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Female 833
@Ruffiana I think I`m in love.
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Female 94
Why would you eat deep fried butter?
The chocolate coverd bacon isn`t too bad...my friend made it once, bacon was done in the over (way less grease) and she used drak chocolate which is good for you if not eaten in excess.
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Male 91
"why would you want to eat somewhere that actually brags about how incredibly unhealthy its food is?"

Because some people just don`t give a poo :/
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Male 378
Ruffiana, that`s the San Diego County fair at the Del Mar racetrack. So, have fun in the mid-west instead of where this stand is.
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Male 3,915
lol....not a skinny person there...
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Male 222
why would you want to eat somewhere that actually brags about how incredibly unhealthy its food is?
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Male 506
My retirement plan is to move back to the midwest and open a small chain of resteraunts that sell a random assortment of deep fried food by the bag. We`ll have 3 sizes of brown paper bags which we fill to the brim with a mystery mix of french fries, chicken tenders, fish, shrimp, clam strips, onions, okra, cheese sticks, etc. Basically anything and everything that you can batter and deep fry in genuine lard...none of that vegetable oil crap.

Our signature item will be frozen country gravy balls, rolled in beer batter, deep fried, and served with a side of ranch.
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Male 306
It`s actually russians and their secret plan to invading United States.
Their plan is to make all americans so fat, that they can`t even protect themselves anymore and start dieing on their own(green lifestyle, sacing bullets and stuff).
And as it seems their plan is working.
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Female 13
Yum!
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Male 1,184
shizzam, it doesn`t have to be a US company or be owned by an American to be located in the US.
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Female 1,584
everyone eating there is leaning on the table/window. must be all the extra weight from their arteries clogging up
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Female 20
Wow, this is from the San Diego Fair, I was there on Monday and saw this thing. Neighbor tried the deep fried butter...she`s still walking around...
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Female 2,695
cinnamon "crisps?" that isn`t american..
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Female 491
Well, at least they`re honest about it.
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Male 371
can I just get my heart deep fried. also a side of that chocolate covered bacon
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Male 2,703
this would be at a county fair, notice they`re poking fun at themselves. if you`ve never been to a state/county fair, there isn`t much sitting, most people are walking 6 hours of the day easy
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Female 1,803
chocolate covered bacon is awesome! made some myself with thick cut bacon cooked in the oven, dipped in chocolate with a little salt sprinkled on top (yes, for some reason the salt on top is necessary).
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Female 250
Atleast they take the chairs away.
They say you burn more calories standing.
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Male 772
I had a deep fried twinkie at a carnival...thought I`d die in the middle of it and didn`t eat anything for a while afterwards.

Best part though was they had something in the menu I thought I`d try before/when I die: Deep Fried Kripy Kreme Chicken Sandwich served with butter sauce.
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Male 40,221
Where is this!

I`m there!
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Female 193
Chocolate covered bacon actually sounds really good. I had chocolate with bacon in it, and that was delicious.
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Female 305
DEEP FRY EVERYTHING
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Female 169
baha... the coronary combo
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Male 1,598
At least this place is honest. But I notice something in common between the 3 people pictured here.
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Female 1,623
Oh my... really? the heart stopper?
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Female 120
A friend of mine knows the guy who started heart attack. They went to school in the Bay and he would rent a party trolley and and pick up strippers.
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Female 179
is this real......?
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Male 122
That is actually real. It comes to the San Diego Fair each year with something awful for you to eat. I tried the deep fried klondike. Tasted good, however you had to share it between 5 people cause the damn thing was so fatty.
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Male 88
I`m not even curious and I love a good fry up once in a while.
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Female 199
I can see someone dying from this, causing their butt munching family to sue

it`s your own fault if you eat this crap
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Female 901
HAHAH that`s the county fair. I went to the san diego county fair a few weeks ago, and sure enough those were there. There was also deep fried ice cream, twinkies, and burritos. Cheese/pizza/mac-n-cheese on a stick. (almost everything was on a stick, really). it`s so disgusting but hilarious lolol. So it`s not like we have this ALL the time. but extremely depressing we have it in the first place : / lol i have pictures of these
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Male 29
as if america wasn`t fat enogh
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Male 7,839
chocolate covered bacon? hell yeah!!
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Male 1,184
Bowser, it`s a great strategy if these people are suicidal but don`t want to go through with it.
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Male 275
I don`t think threatening potential customers with death is a good business strategy.
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Male 41,100
VV There is OldOllie! Just keep the faith!
(Kitties and bacon in heaven or I ain`t going!)
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Female 316
The clientele says it all. And yeah, I`m TOTALLY jealous!
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Female 1,181
sob... it`s beautiful...
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Male 15,832
When I get to Heaven, they better have one of these places.
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Male 339
i want some of that food!!!
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Male 1,184
Rainbow: There`s also the people like me who are so ridiculously thin that they find fat people attractive because they wish they could gain weight.
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Female 1,264
Chocolate covered bacon...

They made the world a lot better with that.
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Male 958
Deep fried butter sounds like a real good thing to have on the go lol
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Male 10,855
hhuuuuuuuuurrrrrr!!!!!
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Male 295
lol its not a shop, its a restaurant chain, it was on T.V. a while ago
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Male 424
We had one of these in the UK. Eventually it expanded to such great lengths that we just call it Scotland now.
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Male 109
what ? it`s photoshopped ? ;( I wanna goo there
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Male 5,194
This might not be shopped - nearly every county fair has a place kind of like this.
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Male 806
Heart attack cafe.

Atleast they be honest. Lol



haha i was going to say something like this
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Male 2,528
Nice photoshop job, LOSER!
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Male 2,028
WTFFFFFAAAA D:
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Male 5,189
Heart attack cafe.

Atleast they be honest. Lol
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Female 798
I`d say there`s more of a divide in America: the fatasses and the people that work out and eat healthy because we don`t want to be associated with fatasses
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Female 3,726
And they wonder why I`m a vegan?? I need a drating quadruple bypass just reading that drating sign...
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Female 1,515
That looks amazing. The chocolate covered bacon especially! Omnomnomnom
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Male 15,510
Hell yes! because there are still some healthy skinny people around there!
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Male 1,118
Haha this place is a chain there used to be one in my town. If you were over 300 pounds they let you eat free, no joke.
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Female 43
kidney
Female, 18-29, Southern US
81 Posts Friday, July 9, 2010 1:38:19 PM
disgusting. chocolate covered bacon? really? blehh

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not for nuthin, chocolate dipped bacon is pretty good :-) its sweet and savory! i know cuz one time i was eating at a resturaunt and i had choclate chip pancakes with bacon and they got the bacon on the chocolate and it was goooooooooood
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Male 943
yeah notice the long line....
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Male 1,505
I recently tried a dark chocolate bar with bacon in it. It was pretty good.
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Male 904
Taking pride in your gluttony is doubley sinful, which is a popular tag for chocolate crap it seems.
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Female 1,604
I like the occasional fried food, I treat myself when I go to the fair every year. They have all the fried twinkes and candy bars, I could never get myself to try those. Chocolate covered bacon?? blah couldn`t even imagine.
One thing though at least this person is honest about what they are selling. I think it is fine to every now and then to treat yourself, but not eat that way all the time not even once a week. maybe once every month or 2 if that.
Course if you already weigh 300lbs you might want to head for the salad stand, (with balsamic vinegar dressing)
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Male 748
@madest

I`m not sure that you can. No matter how much you exercise, your heart`s going to remind you that you should have eaten more healthily by giving up and making you die. That also kills your heart, so it`d be like your heart cutting its nose off to spite its face.......if hearts had noses or faces.

.......I don`t even know what I`m trying to say anymore, but if you say `if hearts` quite quickly then it sounds like `ih-farts`. :D Hilarious..........I need to get to sleep.
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Female 251
I live in england and i`ve had a deep fried mars bar! I think they do it in a couple of places in scotland, too. Still, it was something I would try, and then never touch again.
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Male 25,416
Noone can beat america to have the fattiest food!
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Male 174
Ahhh the Del Mar Fair, in San Diego.
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Female 111
disgusting. chocolate covered bacon? really? blehh
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Male 842
@Madest They sold chocolate-covered bacon at the Iowa State Fair last year. Not sure if it will make another appearance this year, but apparently it wasn`t too bad.
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Female 4,376
Oh god I`m gonna barf.
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Male 11
i don`t think this is anywhere in the US. we don`t call slicey-dicey potatoes chips, we call them fries.
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Male 7,378
If you excersize you can eat this all day long. I wish I knew where this was because chocolate covered bacon sounds delish.
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Male 12,138
Not just the US. In Scotland, you can get deep-fried pizza. Fact, I`ve had it.
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Female 397
deep fried butter?? lol! you guys always cheer me up.
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Female 150
Oh that is so gross.
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Male 4,680
Lemons into lemonade really.
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Male 187
@madduck

nope it is in fact real...unfortunately.
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Male 187
eww...just saying, I enjoy my heartbeat, none of that looks appealing.
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Male 321
America isn`t as fat as Samoa...
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Female 3,562
I`d show up and ask if they can serve me the butter but not fried.
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Male 99
My entire digestive track just froze and died.
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Female 8,113
This is a joke I presume. That looks foul- I doubt anyone would eat it!
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Male 2,688
I`d like to go on record by saying that majority of Americans do NOT eat this stuff. Its those few redneck types that do that ruin the world`s perspective of us.

Don`t get me wrong. I like a good pizza or cheeseburger, but our entire diet (at least for the majority of us) doesn`t consist of grease like this.
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Female 31
And every one of the patrons should have "Wide Load" taped to their backs...
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Male 842
On the one hand, I`m disgusted by this.

On the other hand, some of that stuff sounds REALLY good...
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Male 179
I for one have never tried any of those food items, and thankfully, I never will.
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Female 13
hah.
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Male 21,000
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