Al Qaeda Aborts Terrorist Attack, Adores Twilight

Submitted by: fendergirl92 6 years ago in Funny

Al-Qaeda Calls Off Attack On Nation"s Capitol To Spare Life Of "Twilight" Author
Terrorism Expert Omar Al-Farouq explains how Al Qaedas love for Twilight prevented the death of thousands.
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Female 646
I loved the remake xD
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Male 1,196
that wasn`t funny. I don`t know anything about twilight though
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Female 446
total win.
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Male 1,299
Onion gets better all the time.
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Male 473
it got funnier near the end
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Male 6,694
Onion makes me cry.
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Male 877
i hate the onion
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Male 37
i <3 the Onion
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Male 533
These posts get me all worked up because I expect it to be amusing.

But no, just another sarcastic report by the Onion.

*sigh*
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Male 82
"or my mother is a jew" rofl
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Female 223
@bigbangbilly? Seriously? are you pooting us or have you not realized YET that the onion is a purposeful FUNNY fake news site? FAKE ON PURPOSE. Fake news, nobody pretends it to be real. Please, please say you are just trollin`
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Male 142
http://www.online-tv-episodes.com has Twilight Eclipse movie on there for free.

I actually loved the movie!
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Male 152
"FAIL because Stephanie myers live in Connecticut but the onion news is a great source of misinformation"

I like how people who call `fail` often don`t see that they are in the process of failing themselves.
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Male 38,511
ha! loved it more than their report on the G-string Jihad
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Male 2,422
Usually not a fan of the Onion, but that made me laugh.
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Male 698
FAIL because Stephanie myers live in Connecticut but the onion news is a great source of misinformation
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Male 25,416
The onion leaves a sour taste in my mouth
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Male 1,371
Pretty good for the Onion.
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Female 3,828
facepalm!
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Female 4,376
Oh and for idiots I do know it`s an "onion" but I some people find any kind of terrorist humor in "bad taste" but this really made me laugh so hard because i can just picture something like this happening. haha
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Female 4,376
I know it isn`t funny but I giggled when he was like PRAISE ALLAH STEPHANIE MEYER! Screw this terrorist BS we`re getting our books signed.
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Male 2
lol at the terrorist, they missed a deadline and caused chaos inside their own ranks, heads are gonna roll lol, literally...
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Male 415
wow, that seems really stupid.
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Female 50
Link: Al Qaeda Aborts Terrorist Attack, Adores Twilight [Rate Link] - Terrorism Expert Omar Al-Farouq explains how Al Qaedas love for Twilight prevented the death of thousands.
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