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Date: 07/01/10 01:02 PM

24 Responses to Al Qaeda Aborts Terrorist Attack, Adores Twilight

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    fendergirl92 Female 13-17
    50 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    Link: Al Qaeda Aborts Terrorist Attack, Adores Twilight - Terrorism Expert Omar Al-Farouq explains how Al Qaedas love for Twilight prevented the death of thousands.
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    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    wow, that seems really stupid.
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    Tarbishin Male 18-29
    2 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    lol at the terrorist, they missed a deadline and caused chaos inside their own ranks, heads are gonna roll lol, literally...
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    I know it isn`t funny but I giggled when he was like PRAISE ALLAH STEPHANIE MEYER! Screw this terrorist BS we`re getting our books signed.
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    Oh and for idiots I do know it`s an "onion" but I some people find any kind of terrorist humor in "bad taste" but this really made me laugh so hard because i can just picture something like this happening. haha
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    facepalm!
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    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Pretty good for the Onion.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    The onion leaves a sour taste in my mouth
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    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    FAIL because Stephanie myers live in Connecticut but the onion news is a great source of misinformation
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    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Usually not a fan of the Onion, but that made me laugh.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36668 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    ha! loved it more than their report on the G-string Jihad
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    bloodwrage Male 18-29
    152 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    "FAIL because Stephanie myers live in Connecticut but the onion news is a great source of misinformation"

    I like how people who call `fail` often don`t see that they are in the process of failing themselves.
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    champbronc2 Male 13-17
    142 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    http://www.online-tv-episodes.com has Twilight Eclipse movie on there for free.

    I actually loved the movie!
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    Arandanos Female 18-29
    223 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:38 pm
    @bigbangbilly? Seriously? are you pooting us or have you not realized YET that the onion is a purposeful FUNNY fake news site? FAKE ON PURPOSE. Fake news, nobody pretends it to be real. Please, please say you are just trollin`
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    Enigima Male 18-29
    82 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    "or my mother is a jew" rofl
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    razlem Male 13-17
    533 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    These posts get me all worked up because I expect it to be amusing.

    But no, just another sarcastic report by the Onion.

    *sigh*
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    boredomking Male 13-17
    37 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 10:57 pm
    i <3 the Onion
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    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:33 am
    i hate the onion
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:00 am
    Onion makes me cry.
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    DeutschDude9 Male 18-29
    473 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:53 am
    it got funnier near the end
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    Onion gets better all the time.
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    perhapsmaybe Female 18-29
    446 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    total win.
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    tatripp Male 18-29
    1196 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 10:39 pm
    that wasn`t funny. I don`t know anything about twilight though
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    Septemberex Female 13-17
    646 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    I loved the remake xD

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