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Date: 07/03/10 11:09 AM

59 Responses to 70 lb Heavy Bag + 1 Story Drop To Balls = Pain

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:11 am
    Link: 70 lb Heavy Bag + 1 Story Drop To Balls = Pain - Evolution at work.
  2. Profile photo of madmanofhell
    madmanofhell Male 13-17
    41 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:19 am
    The only way for a fat kid to be accepted...
  3. Profile photo of rbt_food
    rbt_food Male 18-29
    322 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:19 am
    who in their right mind would willingly volunteer for that?!
    i hope he lost the ability to procreate.
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    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:20 am
    WHY would anyone agree to such stupidity?!
  5. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:28 am
    I have absolutely no sympathy.

    I don`t go around with my friends and c*nt punch each other or titty twist each other.

    Like I said, no sympathy.
  6. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:34 am
    @opiebreath

    "I don`t go around with my friends and c*nt punch each other or titty twist each other."

    I don`t understand what you mean. Could you post a vid of you and your friends doing these activities so that I might understand?

    ... please?
  7. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:36 am
    so there IS hope for the future.
  8. Profile photo of MechaWolf
    MechaWolf Male 18-29
    315 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:43 am
    Only 70lbs? The kid need to train more if he want those balls of steel.
  9. Profile photo of aznclueless
    aznclueless Male 18-29
    329 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:11 pm
    Darwin would be rolling in his grave if he saw this.
  10. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    Someone give that man a Darwin Award.
  11. Profile photo of KingKrusha
    KingKrusha Male 13-17
    96 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    didn`t look like it landed right on his goolies

    more of a thigh impact if you ask me... which you aren`t... nobody ever does...
  12. Profile photo of opiebreath
    opiebreath Female 18-29
    15774 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    Aren`t you just a charmer, Zero. ;D
  13. Profile photo of Mitchster
    Mitchster Male 18-29
    544 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    So, uh, seventy pounds is pretty lethal at that height. I`m going to go ahead and call it fake. Just sayin`.
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    Beaverfever Male 18-29
    152 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    If it hit him in the nuts he would not be walking around. He would be puking.
  15. Profile photo of Cajun247
    Cajun247 Male 18-29
    10742 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    Is there a bad case of Skoptsy syndrome going around.
  16. Profile photo of Squidbush
    Squidbush Male 40-49
    797 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    I find it amusing that one of them said `watch your hands` just before they dropped it.
  17. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    Squidbush - I heard "watch your head" which makes sense. They don`t want to kill the guy!
  18. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    Pause at 12 seconds and you see it didn`t land on his balls.
  19. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:09 pm
    I once kicked a guy in testicles.
    He puked green stuff up for almost an hour.

    If the bag connected properly, that`s what you`d see, this probably caught his nuts but only after lessened impact from hitting elsewhere (Thighs).
  20. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Stupidity at its finest.
  21. Profile photo of ShaggydogJV
    ShaggydogJV Male 18-29
    30 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 1:36 pm
    There was no ball/bag connection. It hits his leg.
  22. Profile photo of Bo_SHhaYeB
    Bo_SHhaYeB Male 18-29
    276 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    he couldn`t walk if it really connected.

    source: experience
  23. Profile photo of goaliejerry
    goaliejerry Male 30-39
    4017 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    It didn`t hit his balls, YOU LIE!
  24. Profile photo of splurbyburbl
    splurbyburbl Male 30-39
    2798 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    With any luck, this guy will not be able to reproduce... or he will get cancer and dies painfully and slowly.
  25. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    Wow, thats a good thing, it means these people wont procreate!
  26. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    He got up too quickly...and he didn`t vomit.

    Bullpoo. They missed.
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    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    yeah dude!


    USA USA USA USA............PISH!!!!
  28. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7473 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    how does a guy volunteer for this?
  29. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    they all seem surprised.
    what were they expecting to happen?
  30. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    idiots
  31. Profile photo of MrsPoods
    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    Look at this chubby kid trying so hard to win the admiration and friendship of the tan, hard-bodied bros.
  32. Profile photo of theHUSHSOUND
    theHUSHSOUND Female 13-17
    541 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    anyone stupid enough to do that deserves the risk of sterilization.
  33. Profile photo of SunnyNphilly
    SunnyNphilly Male 18-29
    645 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    well thats one less idiot in the gene pool
  34. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:04 pm
    Man that is now up in my top 5 of dumb asses at loose. If that had hit him on the head. He wouldn`t be dead but a retard, incapacitated, dumb drat for the rest of his life. One of this years Darwin Award candidate.
  35. Profile photo of Luniz82
    Luniz82 Male 18-29
    588 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    I don`t buy it. I doubt any guy would be able to get up after a direct shot to the nuts like that.
  36. Profile photo of dannyseven
    dannyseven Male 18-29
    71 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 5:46 pm
    Pretty sure you have to die for the Darwin award, handys.
  37. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:01 pm
    Natural selection should of already killed this guy off.

    Darwin award, anyone?
  38. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 7:30 pm
    going...going...GONE

    THERE GOES YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ABILITIES
  39. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    Hurray for natural selection!
  40. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    i really hope he was sterilised by that. should not reproduce.
  41. Profile photo of Mah_Boi
    Mah_Boi Male 18-29
    606 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    You don`t have to die to win a Darwin; only lose your ability to reproduce.
  42. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    natural selection lulz
  43. Profile photo of dremkast
    dremkast Male 18-29
    69 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 9:25 pm
    What`s with the recent explosion of videos where people basically try to rupture their testicles?
    Don`t get me wrong, I`m glad they`re losing the ability to reproduce, but WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?
  44. Profile photo of handys003
    handys003 Male 50-59
    2402 posts
    July 3, 2010 at 11:24 pm
    dannyseven repied:
    Pretty sure you have to die for the Darwin award, handys

    Think he will make it to 2011?
  45. Profile photo of Mattyboy
    Mattyboy Male 18-29
    25 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 12:24 am
    handys003
    They occasionally give the award to people that live... You simply have to remove yourself from the gene pool. Absolutely destroying your testicles, in turn never reproducing, does this.

    I am so tired that it took me a good seven or eight minutes to write this and fix all the spelling mistakes. -.-
  46. Profile photo of kirstoner
    kirstoner Female 18-29
    535 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 1:25 am
    whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhy?
  47. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 10:06 am
    it makes me quiver to think....that if he that heavy bag landed just right.....his balls would have exploded and his scrotum would have ruptured spilling into his jeans........god that was hard to type...
  48. Profile photo of digbychicken
    digbychicken Male 18-29
    235 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 11:17 am
    its great to know a dumbass like that is no longer in the gene pool
  49. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    People should not try to be the next Jackass, really...
  50. Profile photo of wahface
    wahface Female 18-29
    40 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    Good thing he`s not going to be able to have kids....idiot
  51. Profile photo of jib
    jib Male 18-29
    314 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    Damn, if that had actully hit his balls instead of his thigh, we wouldn`t have to worry about future idiots
  52. Profile photo of NeoDarkHunt
    NeoDarkHunt Male 30-39
    38 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 12:52 am
    hahaha bag 1 - idiot 0
  53. Profile photo of NeoDarkHunt
    NeoDarkHunt Male 30-39
    38 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 12:53 am
    explain me why peoples have such damn retarded ideas?
  54. Profile photo of MrAtari
    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1566 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 4:10 am
    only one question comes to me... WHY?
  55. Profile photo of TysonRP
    TysonRP Male 13-17
    312 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 8:04 am
    A Darwin award waiting to happen.
  56. Profile photo of boNeymiZz
    boNeymiZz Male 18-29
    237 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:24 am
    when you have zero talent, are not funny and are a complete idiot.. film yourself getting a Nut shot.
  57. Profile photo of Nucleartoast
    Nucleartoast Female 13-17
    258 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    Thank god he won`t ever have children now.
  58. Profile photo of DRxSATANx
    DRxSATANx Male 18-29
    321 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    C`mon guys, respect your balls!!
  59. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 7, 2010 at 7:18 am
    Where is his mother? Daddy didn`t hug him.

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