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Date: 07/12/10 05:00 PM

37 Responses to 6 Reasons to Ride a Polar Bear to Work

  1. Profile photo of eugenius
    eugenius Male 30-39
    1620 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 3:51 pm
    Link: 6 Reasons to Ride a Polar Bear to Work - Another report from The Oatmeal on why it`s so damn cool to ride a polar bear into work.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    haha, love the manatee armor!!
  3. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    Am I the only one tired of IAB posting absolutely EVERYTHING from The Oatmeal? Seriously guys, just RSS his page or something, you know it`s pretty cool.
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    FLCL_Reaper Female 18-29
    92 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:23 pm
    manatee armor :D
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    krazyfreak58 Female 13-17
    245 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:33 pm
    nectarines or farris wheels. lol
  6. Profile photo of BADOLDOG
    BADOLDOG Female 40-49
    108 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    as a zoology snob I have to point out that manatees are pure white not brown
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    BADOLDOG Female 40-49
    108 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 5:40 pm
    and yes sick of the Oatmeal posts btw
  8. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    swing and a miss
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    yarrrpirate Male 18-29
    394 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    A 3.1 meter tall polar bear doesn`t exist. Not in Human times, anyway.

    The Oatmeal really isn`t as good as some people, or the author, claims. This post was particularly unfunny, and didn`t even make me smile.

    Do it again, do it right.
  10. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7470 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:28 pm
    yarrrpirate, a 3.1meter polar bear is not unthinkable. that is about 10ft, and the average height of a male polar bear is 8.5ft or 2.6meters. so really, its pretty possible.

    source
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 6:55 pm
    i thought it was funny
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    ElDavo Male 18-29
    2149 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    Yarrrpirate is a faggot. It`s a funny post, despite pirate being a mean person about it.

    Also, I think it`s 10 feet stand on hind legs, not 10 feet standing the way the bear is in #1.
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    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    eh, we Canadians do it all the time.
  14. Profile photo of Fojos
    Fojos Male 18-29
    170 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:55 pm
    @yarrrpirate

    If you`re going to try to act smart, at least know what you`re talking about.
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    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 7:57 pm
    That site is freaking awesome. Apparently, I can survive for 1 minute 16 seconds chained to a bed with a velociraptor.
  16. Profile photo of The_Garuness
    The_Garuness Male 18-29
    931 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    ENGAGE!!!
  17. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    You don`t NEED a reason to ride a polar bear to work, you just do it for the lulz.
  18. Profile photo of Altaru
    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    July 12, 2010 at 10:15 pm
    "It takes dumps the size of your kids!"

    I`m glad to know I still have my old grade-school sense of humor, `cause that made me laugh for a good ten minutes.

    That, or it could be because I haven`t gotten enough sleep for the last few days...
  19. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 12:06 am
    According to #2, the polar bear is almost as fast as Usain Bolt. Almost.

    Well drat the polar bear, I`m taking Usain Bolt.
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    710281 Female 13-17
    22 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 1:31 am
    Holy poo polar bars are alot bigger than i thought, now polar bears are on the top of my poo list sharks coming in at number 2.
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    iCyborg Male 18-29
    176 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 1:45 am
    Not Funny, Oatmeal can do better
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    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 1:54 am
    This made up for the gorrila post, but only a little.
    Come on Oatmeal, you used to make me lol and not just typing lol either, really lol.
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    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 3:17 am
    I should stop clicking if oatmeal is involved. These links are never funny (or anything else i expect from iab).
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    boojie97 Female 13-17
    43 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 4:44 am
    mitha
    Male, 18-29, Europe
    14 Posts Tuesday, July 13, 2010 3:17:16 AM
    I should stop clicking if oatmeal is involved. These links are never funny (or anything else i expect from iab).

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    dude...its not like you HAVE to go on iab...if "anything else on iab" is really that horrible, ten don`t go on. If you`re still gonna look at the "never funny" links, then don`t comment on then unless it`s a funny one. Just don`t comment if everything else is not funny beause it`s not like you absolutly HAVE to go on or you`ll die.

    ...

    in other words, shut up.
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    RecycleElf Male 18-29
    3621 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 5:52 am
    I should stop clicking if oatmeal is involved. These links are never funny (or anything else i expect from iab).

    dude... gtfo of my iab.
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 6:38 am
    Prolly need to leave a bit early when taking the polar bear.
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 9:04 am
    dude, you see people on their polar bears all the time heading back to their igloos in canada. this is like a normal day here

    mitha is full of teh trollz
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    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 9:22 am
    @BADOLOG as an internet troll and complete douchebag I have to point out manatees more of a grey actually. I bet you pronounce it zoo-ology, too.
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    Bananananana Female 13-17
    80 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 10:03 am
    omg USSAIN BOLT CAN OUTRUN A POLARBEAR.
    that`s the most impressed I`ve been about anything for a while.
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    LookItsLeia Female 13-17
    55 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 10:04 am
    I freaking love The Oatmeal!
  31. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 11:10 am
    "Prolly need to leave a bit early when taking the polar bear."

    i don`t think anyone would complain when you`re late if you ride a polar bear to work
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    Plus i dont think you could get pulled over for speeding, and i dont think they would dare try!
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    July 13, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    I knew all these polar bear facts. Not sure if its from animal planet, or just being in the canadian school system all my life. Either way, now that i realize it, i actually know a lot about polar bears.
  34. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 14, 2010 at 6:02 am
    The Oatmeal has gained +37 XP
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    Ninabear3 Female 18-29
    92 posts
    July 15, 2010 at 3:39 am
    someone give me a polar on my mark...

    ENGAGE!
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    E11e Female 18-29
    36 posts
    August 2, 2010 at 10:49 am
    That`s won me over.

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