6 Reasons to Ride a Polar Bear to Work

Submitted by: eugenius 6 years ago in Funny
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/polar_bear

Another report from The Oatmeal on why it"s so damn cool to ride a polar bear into work.
There are 37 comments:
Female 36
That`s won me over.
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Female 92
someone give me a polar on my mark...

ENGAGE!
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Male 1,299
The Oatmeal has gained +37 XP
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Female 3,828
I knew all these polar bear facts. Not sure if its from animal planet, or just being in the canadian school system all my life. Either way, now that i realize it, i actually know a lot about polar bears.
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Male 25,416
Plus i dont think you could get pulled over for speeding, and i dont think they would dare try!
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Male 2,005
"Prolly need to leave a bit early when taking the polar bear."

i don`t think anyone would complain when you`re late if you ride a polar bear to work
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Female 55
I freaking love The Oatmeal!
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Female 80
omg USSAIN BOLT CAN OUTRUN A POLARBEAR.
that`s the most impressed I`ve been about anything for a while.
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Male 1,287
@BADOLOG as an internet troll and complete douchebag I have to point out manatees more of a grey actually. I bet you pronounce it zoo-ology, too.
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Male 2,056
dude, you see people on their polar bears all the time heading back to their igloos in canada. this is like a normal day here

mitha is full of teh trollz
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Male 6,694
Prolly need to leave a bit early when taking the polar bear.
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Male 3,619
[quote] I should stop clicking if oatmeal is involved. These links are never funny (or anything else i expect from iab). [/quote]

dude... gtfo of my iab.
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Female 43
mitha
Male, 18-29, Europe
14 Posts Tuesday, July 13, 2010 3:17:16 AM
I should stop clicking if oatmeal is involved. These links are never funny (or anything else i expect from iab).

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dude...its not like you HAVE to go on iab...if "anything else on iab" is really that horrible, ten don`t go on. If you`re still gonna look at the "never funny" links, then don`t comment on then unless it`s a funny one. Just don`t comment if everything else is not funny beause it`s not like you absolutly HAVE to go on or you`ll die.

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in other words, shut up.
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Male 5,190
That was actually good. :O
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Male 269
I should stop clicking if oatmeal is involved. These links are never funny (or anything else i expect from iab).
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Male 1,108
This made up for the gorrila post, but only a little.
Come on Oatmeal, you used to make me lol and not just typing lol either, really lol.
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Male 176
Not Funny, Oatmeal can do better
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Female 22
Holy poo polar bars are alot bigger than i thought, now polar bears are on the top of my poo list sharks coming in at number 2.
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Female 831
According to #2, the polar bear is almost as fast as Usain Bolt. Almost.

Well drat the polar bear, I`m taking Usain Bolt.
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Male 3,482
"It takes dumps the size of your kids!"

I`m glad to know I still have my old grade-school sense of humor, `cause that made me laugh for a good ten minutes.

That, or it could be because I haven`t gotten enough sleep for the last few days...
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Male 8,302
You don`t NEED a reason to ride a polar bear to work, you just do it for the lulz.
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Male 931
ENGAGE!!!
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Male 232
That site is freaking awesome. Apparently, I can survive for 1 minute 16 seconds chained to a bed with a velociraptor.
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Male 231
@yarrrpirate

If you`re going to try to act smart, at least know what you`re talking about.
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Male 670
eh, we Canadians do it all the time.
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Male 2,148
Yarrrpirate is a faggot. It`s a funny post, despite pirate being a mean person about it.

Also, I think it`s 10 feet stand on hind legs, not 10 feet standing the way the bear is in #1.
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Male 5,314
i thought it was funny
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Male 7,611
yarrrpirate, a 3.1meter polar bear is not unthinkable. that is about 10ft, and the average height of a male polar bear is 8.5ft or 2.6meters. so really, its pretty possible.

source
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Male 394
A 3.1 meter tall polar bear doesn`t exist. Not in Human times, anyway.

The Oatmeal really isn`t as good as some people, or the author, claims. This post was particularly unfunny, and didn`t even make me smile.

Do it again, do it right.
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Male 7,611
swing and a miss
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Female 108
and yes sick of the Oatmeal posts btw
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Female 108
as a zoology snob I have to point out that manatees are pure white not brown
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Female 245
nectarines or farris wheels. lol
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Female 92
manatee armor :D
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Male 1,765
Am I the only one tired of IAB posting absolutely EVERYTHING from The Oatmeal? Seriously guys, just RSS his page or something, you know it`s pretty cool.
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Male 2,748
haha, love the manatee armor!!
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Male 1,620
Link: 6 Reasons to Ride a Polar Bear to Work [Rate Link] - Another report from The Oatmeal on why it`s so damn cool to ride a polar bear into work.
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