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48 Responses to 50 Stupid Yahoo Questions.

  1. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2051 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 3:28 am
    Link: 50 Stupid Yahoo Questions. - Some of these you`ve seen, some new but all are out there.
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    ... why doesn`t that mom just buy her daughter a freaking dildo?

    Also... "as a way to keep bacteria off the cucumber"!? Surely she`s not planning to EAT the cucumber afterwards! D:
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    MY WIFE WANTS TO EAT HER OWN PLACENTA??? AND THE ONLY PROBLEM HE HAS IS BECAUSE IT`S MEAT AND THEY`RE VEGANS?????

    the hell????
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    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    @lostinkorea you think that`s freaky, look up "Lotus Birth"
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 12:20 pm
    Thanks PUI...since I had to see, I`m showing everyone else! ENJOY!


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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 12:22 pm
    And no, it`s never OK to drating masturbate to your parents having sex!

    the hell???
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    clearskies Male 18-29
    85 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    omg i lol`d so many trolls.
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    Terminal88 Male 18-29
    259 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    hAhahahahahaha Spaghetti stains ahahahahahahh
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    unlk Male 18-29
    233 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    oh, the sandwich one....i laugh every time i read it
  10. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 12:59 pm
    Also... "as a way to keep bacteria off the cucumber"!? Surely she`s not planning to EAT the cucumber afterwards! D:

    long long ago in a galaxy far far away an ex-girlfriend once masturbated with a carrot and then forced herself to eat it.

    I don`t know how I feel about vaginal secretions as salad dressing, but I ate at the Y quite a few times.
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    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    roflmfao these are awesome!
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    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    i liked the youtube one
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36199 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    Is he trying to keep the bacteria from the cucumber off of her or the other way around?


    poor cucumber :(
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    @lostinkorea- ...nice.

    Also some of those were astounding. The 14 year old trying to get pregnant was very worrying and rather sad though.
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    jakeamadude Male 18-29
    105 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    I wish I knew which ones were real. The trolls, while funny, detract from the humor.
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    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    Without even reading them yet, you know that most of these are fake.
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    KMeatPiLover Female 18-29
    129 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    you actually can abort one fetus while keeping the other alive, but the rest of her question was obviously a joke.
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    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    You can eat your own placenta and still call yourself vegan, not that I ever would. Eeeeew. The point is that no animals are harmed.
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    lololeela Female 30-39
    327 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Without even reading them yet, you know that most of these are fake.
  20. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    Wow who would ever thought there would be stupid people on Yahoo Answers!
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    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    i know some of these are trolls but:

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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 2:59 pm
    wow, i feel ignorant but i wasnt savvy with a chode, never heard the term before, thats internet!
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    Ahhh Y.A. Why can`t I ever find these funnier ones when I`m on there?
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    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    "i eat massive amounts of spaghetti"

    that was so unrelated i couldn`t stop laughing for like five mins
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    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    "I eat massive amounts of spaghetti!" Everything about that question is hilarious, introdcuing a dog to sex and eating spaghetti! Its got the lot!
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    ElSombrero Male 13-17
    716 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    First One: Deserves to die and does not deserve to have Children. It`s not that I`m against abortion, it`s just that she`s so superfluous about it.

    Second One: Idiot

    3: Dumb dumb human

    4: Okay...

    5: My god.

    6: You idiot

    7: Oh just drop it.

    8: ...

    9: Ha

    10: Haha

    11: ...

    12: It takes all kinds... not that I want to encounter them all but still...

    13: Well, safe from normal people. But, you seem gullible, so I`ll tell you that the government inspects all trash for DNA to make clones of you from to serve as troops in Iraq.

    14: You don`t have to.

    15: I dunno actually.

    16: That scares me.

    17: Mystery

    Okay. I just realised there were 50. I`m done.
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    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    Why is my sperm so potent?
    ^^^^best thing I`ve heard in WEEKS
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    MyPenIsBig Female 18-29
    15 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    ElSombrero gtfo of my iab
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    SPARTAKITTY Female 18-29
    2123 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    Massive Amounts of Spaghetti=Teaching Dogs About Sex

    ...I`m going to go lay down for a while.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 4:57 pm
    The Vegan one, yeah,...
    If you swallow your own spit... YOU`RE EATING MEAT!!!! The cells from your mouth that slough off, eh?
    Oh heck, it`s probably a troll anyhow, lolz!
    But Vegans sux, we`re omnivores dammit!
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    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    lmao! most of these were great!
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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    I, too, would like to know how to hollow out a fleshy fruit.
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    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    Haha, these were clever.

    And I`m a top contributor on Answers, and we get stupid questions all the time.
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    -LuckyDucky- Male 18-29
    141 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    I have spaghetti stains in my white cotton underwear. lol
  35. Profile photo of Major-K
    Major-K Female 13-17
    71 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    Most of those were pretty funny, lol
  36. Profile photo of crazyfangirl
    crazyfangirl Female 18-29
    132 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:14 pm
    most of these are fake, right? ......right!?
  37. Profile photo of mrbear10
    mrbear10 Female 13-17
    136 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 6:47 pm
    i eat massive amounts of spaghetti. man that cracked me up
  38. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    oh the spaghetti
  39. Profile photo of inversegrav
    inversegrav Male 30-39
    770 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    and i just discovered my faith in humanity really could go lower
  40. Profile photo of Kurogan7
    Kurogan7 Male 18-29
    86 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 8:44 pm
    Chode Guy FTW.
  41. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 9:12 pm
    I got to bong lip and had to stop. Gonna save for later.
  42. Profile photo of CrzyWhtGrl
    CrzyWhtGrl Female 18-29
    255 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    I think the number of calories in the bogger would depend on the size... just sayin`
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    stephg08 Female 18-29
    198 posts
    July 30, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    loved the spaghetti one lol. and the last one`s funny too :P
  44. Profile photo of beternal
    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 2:12 am
    "I think the number of calories in the bogger would depend on the size... just sayin` "

    Well from the other day (although most people knew already) semen is 4 calories and a `booger` is about 1000-100th the size?! - so maybe we`re talking 0.004-0.04 calories.

    HOWEVER, considering the unit of measurement is abused (what we call calories are actually KILOcalories, his answer is probably quite close
  45. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 7:45 am
    lol. I want youtube to film me.
  46. Profile photo of iCyborg
    iCyborg Male 18-29
    176 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 10:29 am
    Seems the normal once to me, I was expecting better
  47. Profile photo of omggilyy
    omggilyy Female 13-17
    576 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 5:45 pm
    yep nothing strange, its what is usually seen on yahoo answers XD

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