50 Stupid Yahoo Questions.

Submitted by: Concetra 6 years ago Misc
http://www.forkparty.com/50-yahoo-answers-fails-stupid-questions/

Some of these you"ve seen, some new but all are out there.
There are 48 comments:
Female 576
yep nothing strange, its what is usually seen on yahoo answers XD
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Male 176
Seems the normal once to me, I was expecting better
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Female 4,376
lol. I want youtube to film me.
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Male 2,586
"I think the number of calories in the bogger would depend on the size... just sayin` "

Well from the other day (although most people knew already) semen is 4 calories and a `booger` is about 1000-100th the size?! - so maybe we`re talking 0.004-0.04 calories.

HOWEVER, considering the unit of measurement is abused (what we call calories are actually KILOcalories, his answer is probably quite close
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Female 198
loved the spaghetti one lol. and the last one`s funny too :P
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Female 255
I think the number of calories in the bogger would depend on the size... just sayin`
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Male 325
I got to bong lip and had to stop. Gonna save for later.
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Male 86
Chode Guy FTW.
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Male 770
and i just discovered my faith in humanity really could go lower
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Male 1,378
oh the spaghetti
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Female 136
i eat massive amounts of spaghetti. man that cracked me up
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Female 132
most of these are fake, right? ......right!?
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Female 71
Most of those were pretty funny, lol
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Male 141
I have spaghetti stains in my white cotton underwear. lol
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Male 1,523
Haha, these were clever.

And I`m a top contributor on Answers, and we get stupid questions all the time.
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Male 1,505
I, too, would like to know how to hollow out a fleshy fruit.
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Male 3,915
lmao! most of these were great!
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Male 36,536
The Vegan one, yeah,...
If you swallow your own spit... YOU`RE EATING MEAT!!!! The cells from your mouth that slough off, eh?
Oh heck, it`s probably a troll anyhow, lolz!
But Vegans sux, we`re omnivores dammit!
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Female 2,120
Massive Amounts of Spaghetti=Teaching Dogs About Sex

...I`m going to go lay down for a while.
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Female 15
ElSombrero gtfo of my iab
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Female 282
Why is my sperm so potent?
^^^^best thing I`ve heard in WEEKS
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Male 716
First One: Deserves to die and does not deserve to have Children. It`s not that I`m against abortion, it`s just that she`s so superfluous about it.

Second One: Idiot

3: Dumb dumb human

4: Okay...

5: My god.

6: You idiot

7: Oh just drop it.

8: ...

9: Ha

10: Haha

11: ...

12: It takes all kinds... not that I want to encounter them all but still...

13: Well, safe from normal people. But, you seem gullible, so I`ll tell you that the government inspects all trash for DNA to make clones of you from to serve as troops in Iraq.

14: You don`t have to.

15: I dunno actually.

16: That scares me.

17: Mystery

Okay. I just realised there were 50. I`m done.
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Male 593
"I eat massive amounts of spaghetti!" Everything about that question is hilarious, introdcuing a dog to sex and eating spaghetti! Its got the lot!
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Male 2,056
"i eat massive amounts of spaghetti"

that was so unrelated i couldn`t stop laughing for like five mins
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Male 9,306
Ahhh Y.A. Why can`t I ever find these funnier ones when I`m on there?
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Male 25,416
wow, i feel ignorant but i wasnt savvy with a chode, never heard the term before, thats internet!
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Male 2,005
i know some of these are trolls but:

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Male 15,510
Wow who would ever thought there would be stupid people on Yahoo Answers!
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Female 327
Without even reading them yet, you know that most of these are fake.
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Female 327
You can eat your own placenta and still call yourself vegan, not that I ever would. Eeeeew. The point is that no animals are harmed.
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Female 129
you actually can abort one fetus while keeping the other alive, but the rest of her question was obviously a joke.
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Female 327
Without even reading them yet, you know that most of these are fake.
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Male 105
I wish I knew which ones were real. The trolls, while funny, detract from the humor.
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Male 4,680
@lostinkorea- ...nice.

Also some of those were astounding. The 14 year old trying to get pregnant was very worrying and rather sad though.
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Male 37,897
Is he trying to keep the bacteria from the cucumber off of her or the other way around?


poor cucumber :(
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Male 503
i liked the youtube one
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Male 519
roflmfao these are awesome!
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Male 1,287
[quote] Also... "as a way to keep bacteria off the cucumber"!? Surely she`s not planning to EAT the cucumber afterwards! D: [/quote]

long long ago in a galaxy far far away an ex-girlfriend once masturbated with a carrot and then forced herself to eat it.

I don`t know how I feel about vaginal secretions as salad dressing, but I ate at the Y quite a few times.
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Male 233
oh, the sandwich one....i laugh every time i read it
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Male 258
hAhahahahahaha Spaghetti stains ahahahahahahh
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Male 85
omg i lol`d so many trolls.
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Female 3,727
And no, it`s never OK to drating masturbate to your parents having sex!

the hell???
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Female 3,727
Thanks PUI...since I had to see, I`m showing everyone else! ENJOY!


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Female 3,574
@lostinkorea you think that`s freaky, look up "Lotus Birth"
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Female 3,727
MY WIFE WANTS TO EAT HER OWN PLACENTA??? AND THE ONLY PROBLEM HE HAS IS BECAUSE IT`S MEAT AND THEY`RE VEGANS?????

the hell????
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Male 5,190
You know most of those have to be trolls. If not it`s just another reason I`m losing faith in humanity. But a few IAB people give me hope.
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Female 3,574
... why doesn`t that mom just buy her daughter a freaking dildo?

Also... "as a way to keep bacteria off the cucumber"!? Surely she`s not planning to EAT the cucumber afterwards! D:
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Male 2,050
Link: 50 Stupid Yahoo Questions. [Rate Link] - Some of these you`ve seen, some new but all are out there.
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