13 More Retarded Signs [Pics]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Actually, sign #3 is the most polite, well-mannered sign ever made.
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Female 5,222
:P
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Female 343
They need to put that bathroom notice in every single public bathroom I have ever seen. Seriously, people are so freaking disgusting.
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Male 173
today is under construction... oh shi
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Male 53
ROFL at #2, 9, and 5
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Male 52
canada and it`s volvo preying vultures
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Male 151
i always wondered what fruit flavored hot dog bubble gum would taste like
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Male 1,584
lol 1000s of beautiful girls and 3 ugly ones
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Male 103
#10 made me laugh so hard i spilled my beer. damn you IAB!
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Male 13
i love the hotdog bubble gum in #9, in fact im chewing some right now lolz
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Female 3,828
"today is under construction". I gotta say, i kind of feel like this is true atm.
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Female 2,352
I <3 #2.

#3 is less rapey then?
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Male 3
Why is it that in #4 the midgets and showgirls get our attention? We should obviously be paying attention to the UFO on the left!
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Male 65
"The Government Approved STD is in India, or at least they have them all over India. They are long distance phone booths, you can call anywhere in the world for super cheap."

Just to clarify: STD stands for Subscribe Trunk Dialing and is a code assigned to all cities in India. Phone booths with STD facility allow you to call from one city to another within India, which Local calling Booths won`t allow you to. However, to call International, you will have to use a phone booth with ISD facility
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Male 894
midgets!
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Male 494
DO NOT HUMP UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES.
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Male 18
"blow your lunch"
....yum?
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Male 774
Canada:

It`s dangerous.
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Female 105
The Government Approved STD is in India, or at least they have them all over India. They are long distance phone booths, you can call anywhere in the world for super cheap.
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Male 5,194
The midgets are back! The midgets are back!
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Male 225
I may not be into midget porn, but if I saw that sign I would be there later that night for the show!!!
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Female 198
uhh pretty sure alberta doesn`t have a sign like that lol. just sayin...who knows maybe it does but if yes, i`d like to see it lol
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Male 185
Must go see this Alberta sign.
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Male 154
haha 2 win
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Male 15
today is under construction? aww... it was my favorite place to go...
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Male 169
That Alberta one can`t be real... It has now become my life`s purpose to find this sign
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Male 145
I love the public shame options some judges opt for like in #13.
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Male 1,083
lol #1. i imagined old people in suits laughing their ass off on their way out of the bathroom. buncha jerks.
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Male 2,748
In soviet Russia, Lunch blow you!!
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Female 451
Why no Popsicle makers?
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Male 415
Alberta sign is amazing
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Male 159
Does anyone know where this Alberta sign is? I live in Alberta and spend a lot of time hiking and camping and never have seen anything like this. Although it`s probably fake, it would still be fun to check out.
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Male 1,371
I want the you are being monitored sign.
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Female 354
"Blow your lunch"? Sounds like cannibalistic prostitutes.
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Male 3
Love number 3!
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Female 1,380
omg...that was so creepy....either that was a repost and i was watching icarly when i saw it...or i just had deja vu (i don`t give a drat im 21 and like icarly so i dont care)
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Female 329
Moniter had me cracking up.

"""I`m not sure that the Alberta thing really happened."

omg wow typical ignorant american...."


omg wow typical teenage moron missing the point of sarcasm."

omg wow. typical 20 year old hating on teenagers.
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Female 152
blow your lunch
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Male 325
I want #2
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Male 126
lmao thats awesome. theres nothing better then some funny/retarded/questionable signs to brighten your day
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Female 676
-rofl- Some of these signs are awesome. Retarded... wtf.
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Male 1,021
No eating at the picnic tables. LOL
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Male 397
You are being monitored is fcking brilliant.
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Female 683
""I`m not sure that the Alberta thing really happened."

omg wow typical ignorant american...."


omg wow typical teenage moron missing the point of sarcasm.
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Male 9,306
Made a mess of the upholstery! Hahahaha!
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Female 697
"You are being monitored" cracked me up!
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Male 776
"I`m not sure that the Alberta thing really happened."

omg wow typical ignorant american....
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Male 22
#3 "1000`s Of Beautiful Girls And 3 Ugly Ones"

Well at least they`re honest about it.
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Male 193
"today is under construction. thank you for understanding" is kind of beautiful.
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Male 25,416
at least they have midgets :)
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Male 599
"Blow Your Lunch"
Just made my day =D
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Male 141
I`m not sure that the Alberta thing really happened.
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Female 22
haha i liked some of those
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Male 906
Yeah Alberta! Represent!
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Male 105
yeah! midgets are back !
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Male 90
lol #10 owns
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Male 246
I think I live near that Deja Vu, I`ve either seen the signs or heard them on the radio. Its somewhere in FL
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Female 94
Alberta Point of Intrest
I would have loved to see that vulture in person.
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Male 1,299
Alberta has an awesome sense of humor!
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Female 4,447
#2, 3 and 4 are full of win, and damn if I don`t want to go to Alberta now. Who knew they were so awesome?
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Male 17
#8 haha
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Female 52
@Treli.. Those aren`t hot dogs.. It`s bubble gum.
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Male 593
Lol great post
Im putting #1 up at work tomorrow
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Male 770
all of that and the only thing I want to know is why are the picnic tables even there?
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Male 249
everything about the hot dog one is wrong
Fruit flavored hot dogs? Eww..
I`m pretty sure bubblegum isn`t a fruit.
And blow your lunch...?
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Female 1,798
the Alberta sign ROCKS :D
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Female 173
I`ve never wanted to visit Alberta before, but now I do.
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Male 1,351
You are being monitored was my favorite.
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Male 10,855
#9 That`s just all kinds of wrong
#11 Uuhhhh okay...
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Female 3,727
Soooo....no masturbating while someone is bending over in front of you?????
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Female 58
i think the point of interest sign is shopped...not sure...but meh still made me chuckle anyways :)
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Female 245
AHHH giant vultures! lol I wonder what happened to the people in the car?
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Male 6,694
Point of intrest is cool.
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Male 20,131
Link: 13 More Retarded Signs [Pics] [Rate Link] - Actually, sign #3 is the most polite, well-mannered sign ever made.
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