11 Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial

Submitted by: eugenius 7 years ago in Funny

Has it been a year already, I-A-B? Seems like we were watching the 10th Annual commercial last week...
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Male 2,591
its like dying and going to white trash heaven. haha but seriously I went to one in illinios, it was pretty f-in fresh. this one looks like a 90`s flashback fest. well, it could be the last time you can ever see these people all in one place.
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Male 12
Vanilla Ice and Midget Wrestling? I`m there!
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Female 80
I watched 2 minutes and nineteen seconds into it and got tired off watching "dj clay" not watching where he was driving, "the one and only awesome dre" sitting quietly in the back, and "sweet sugar slam" being just. . . icky. Should probably be taking care of her kids somewhere. . .
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Male 31
lol yeah baracus you`re such a "non-nice person" xD and they wonder why we make fun of them..
and juggulette or what ever you call the thing that you claim to be... this video was obviously posted to make fun of them not to actually have us care about the white trash feast... so gtfo cause I know no sane person would like to see your tits so you have no other use here...
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Male 1,299
Wow...

drattards; How do they work?

Spoiler alert. They don`t.
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Male 394
Seminars? Magnets: How do they work?
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Male 255
Seminars on being a clown...I`m in...hope they show you how to make a balloon dog.
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Male 695
Dude, Vanilla Ice?! Oh, I`m so going!
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Female 1,380
lol @ baracus....people like me? wtf....this world needs less people like you who are nothing but intolerant non-nice individuals...like really, wtf does it matter if someone likes a different type of music. grow the drat up.
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Male 38
@JUGGALETTEx0= please go and get your GED, an STD, and a tubal ligation ASAP. The world needs much, MUCH less of people like you.
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Female 202
Method man and redman... really?
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Male 2
Comradery, how does that work?
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Female 448
I feel like if I watch anymore of this...I might contract something.
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Female 1,380
ugh....i`m so pissed I can`t go this year :( and @ tedweird why do you think the people in the car aren`t going? lol they`re there almost every year...I don`t understand what people hate about it so much...like seriously, it`s not like it effects any of you guys at all so why do you even care? we`re not hurting anyone so just let us have our fun. About them "laughing their way to the bank" wtf...they`re a drating rap group, of course they`re going to make money off their music. It`s not like $150 for a ticket to a 4 day long festival is anywhere near expensive. We`re not hurting you so I really don`t understand what the problem is. You don`t like it, don`t drating go simple as that.
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Male 1,378
OH THE MAGIC IN THE AIR
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Male 16
This makes me wanna poop..... :(
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Male 46
Dear Terrorists if you`re reading this,listen up. If you wanna hit America where it`s stupid, I give you: The annual gathering of the juggalos. Please please take into consideration.
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Male 432
this sounds like a perfect place to test an atom bomb.
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Male 133
Oh my god! I just about lost my poo when i saw the Waffle house in the background.
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Female 1,062
Wait a minute...this is real?

LOL.
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Male 593
I need reminding... do people actually like ICP? I prefer to pummel my eardrums with death metal thank you very much and to be honest it is a more intelligent music genre :)
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Female 1,148
I tried listening to ICP once...just to see what the craze was about. I think I lost a portion of my intelligence doing so.
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Female 2,352
This is a joke right?

Please tell me this is a terrible joke.

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Male 321
i say the u.s. government should blanket Cave in Rock, Illinois with napalm august 12, 13, 14, and 15.
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Male 119
4 A.M. Fleshlight wrestling..... I think I`ll skip that.
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Male 282
Quick.....someone call FEMA and tell them to fence in that whole area with barbed razor wire pointing inward!!!
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Male 19
Be sure to catch the memorial service for Ass Dan


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Male 19
Wow, this was.... something.

"And if you like midgets, we got midgets!"

"and don`t miss a very special encore performance by Mrs. Potato Dick."

Which one`s the parody?
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Female 134
Is this a joke? D:
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Male 29
i just watched the entire 17 minute video, and that was the lamest drating infomercial i`ve ever seen. they should have got some actual juggalos at that least know how to swear without sounding like complete tools, though they`d probably have to be able to read the cue cards. ICP are drating geniuses. Their followers may be dumb as hell but if i could charge people $150 to camp out for 3 days and buy my merchandise including my brand new straight to dvd movie, then listen to me perform the poo that they do I would laugh all the way to the bank. Listen to the way that girl says "underground freshness" at 9:30 its almost an oxymoron
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Male 52
getting laid at any insane clown posse related event is like getting laid in a shady neighborhood in thailand, paid for in cash and resulting in venereal disease.
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Female 250
I loved the wooshing sound. I kinda stoped paying attention after like 10 seconds.
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Male 549
it seems to me that "juggalos" whatever that means, want to belong to a group as long as it has no place in developed society. instead of just being themselves they become part of a herd of these idiots, what`s wrong with being a normal drating person? i dont know how you think you have a perceived friendship with all other jugalos just because you listen to the same music (which by the way is just utter garbage). you know there are people out there that make good music, and might make good friends too and they dont tun around looking like a bunch of rejected douchebags. for drat`s sake what are you doin!? to say your a juggalo already makes me never want to know you
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Male 298
Anyone else notice how obvious it was that the 3 in the car would never be caught dead at the actual festival?
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Female 4,376
"you`ll probably get laid".

Orly.
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Male 84
Ton Loc is going HEEEELLLLLLLLL YEEEEAAAHHHHHHH sign me up
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Male 72
WOO WOO
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Male 795
Gatherings.. how do they work?
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Male 8
Good Ol Fashion (promote ignorance then reap the profits from said ignorance) M`erican Marketing at is Finest.
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Male 92
So if they are a big family... and you`ll probably get laid... bah never-mind
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Male 99
i thought that this video was a well performed joke

i had to click on the video to check the youtube page to check... and i was saddened by what i found
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Male 243
ye ye juggalos for life...

I dont think natural selection works anymore
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Male 5,189
17 minutes....yeeea.....nope
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Male 6,694
Why are these people breathing our air?
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Male 10,338
That`s a miracle yo.
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Male 301
Rednecks that are rappers?? Am i close??
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Male 110
Yet another reason why America should re-submit to British rule -lol who am I kidding?
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Male 130
Well to anyone defending the juggalos, My brother once simply said he just wasn`t really into their music, and as punishment, a 30 some year old juggalo came up to him with a group of teenagers and threatened to smash his head through my grandmothers windshield while my grandmom was picking my brother up.

Did I mention my brother was 10 at the time?
Yeah
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Male 211
imagine everything bad in the world, put it in one place, add a bunch of poo, unthought through music, a couple of porn stars who think they`re cool but they`re not. times all the poo by 10 and you have this thing
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Male 792
Hmm...maybe someone should inform the Al Qaeda that the western world would be absolutely devastated if something happened to these people, then give them the location, and perhaps some anthrax or something.
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Male 4,680
"I can`t wait to go :3 Its so fun. Its so funny how people hate on us so much for liking certain music. Hilarious. I didn`t realize because some people are like something that means ALL of them are either. Whoops :3 I also forgot most people are stereotypical, contradictory idiots now a days. But please, continue on my dears. It only amuses me how angry and heated you get when you hear about Juggalos. Kind of pathetic though I hope you know :/ "
Further proof that the best juggalos are the ones who are in denial about why everyone hates them and assume that it`s everyone else who is the problem, rather than themselves.
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Male 6,737
I have no idea what a juggalo is, but I don`t think that I want to know either.
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Female 1,006
... God damn I hate Juggalos. This is once a year too often.
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Male 514
All rap music sounds the same.....
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Male 2,159
"Has it been a year already, I-A-B? Seems like we were watching the 10th Annual commercial last week..."

What with all the reposting that goes on, chances are you probably were.
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Male 391
oh my god...this is real? i saw snl make fun of it i though they were just messing around but OMG i died a bit inside
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Male 120
I`m sorry but I nearly feel off the bed laughing when I saw Vanilla Ice

...Tone Loc?
...Afroman?
Do they call up these people because they know they`ll be desperate enough to play this thing?
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Male 1
Could not believe this was real, until I checked the web site. We are all doomed
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Female 84
It...just all makes me kind of sad...
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Male 68
6 mins of this tripe is all i can take. initially icp and juggaloes were pretty amusing, but by now i actually find it somewhat depressing.
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Male 44
holy poo 17 mins I`m out!
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Male 294
This just sounds like a real bad infomercial. You know, the kind that they do on `Who`s Line is it Anyways` with Ryan Styles and Colin Mocherie. Especially when they were all in the car with the green screen background going by.
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Male 533
one other thing that makes this festival distinguished from all the others... the smell. BUY SOME fudgeING DEODORANT JUGGALOS
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Female 355
"...With no corporate sponsorship"

"The gathering of the juggalo`s is put on by psychopathic records..."
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Male 795
ICP loves all the hatred. They are intentionally making themselves into internet memes, and it`s clearly working. They are masters of business and are making more than 10 million dollars a year in ICP alone. Mind you, on their own label, with no sponsorship. Genius.
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Male 108
I hope that right in the middle the show a tornado appears and takes them all out.
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Male 121
They`re holding seminars.
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Female 75
ICP are the greatest trolls in the drating world. I mean think about it, have you ever read some of the stuff they write? I`ll bet you anything that at night when they are counting their cash, they sit there laughing at all the idiots who are giving them money.
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Male 2,345
so this is all about family, love, and friendships, yet half of ICP`s lyrics are about committing violence...

the name of the record label is PSYCHOPATHIC RECORDS...

yep sounds like rainbow bright herself will be there!
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Female 275
I saw an ICP hat in my little brother`s room the other day and asked him what the hell he thought he was doing. Apparently, he just liked the design and had no idea what it was about until all of his friends gave him crap for it :)
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Female 4,447
Does that Anybody Killa guy have a Sid the Sloth lisp? That...is adorable. And I hate to admit this, but I kind of almost want to go. I`d like to see quite a few of these acts, mostly the old school performers. And Hacksaw Jim Duggin. I love that guy!
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Female 1,427
How the drat is this 17 minutes long?
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Male 181
All those juggalos in one place -- our nation`s IQ bell-curve deserves a plan!
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Female 1,963
Ok, we do not get all "angry and heated" when people mention juggalos. We (or at least I) get amused and simultaneously a little sad.

It isn`t the music. It isn`t that we think you`re violent (frankly I would be surprised.)

It`s that you literally dress and act like clowns while taking yourself way, way too seriously. You act like listening to these bands and painting your faces is some kind of lifestyle as opposed to just a pretty lame way to spend your time. I would be completely cool with it if you just said "Well, I enjoy doing this. It`s fun, I meet people, I like the music".
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Male 225
"You don`t get it. We don`t hate on people for liking certain music. We hate on people for wearing bad make-up, bad clothes, copping huge attitudes and being mostly brain dead, which encapsulates the Juggalo lifestyle."
I don`t act that way at all, I`m a nice, educated Juggalo. Not all the `Los and `Lettes are idiots. Most of my juggalo family are the smartest in the class.
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Female 209
I`m not even going to lie... I would go to see Vanilla Ice and Warren G.
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Male 787
Actually looks pretty fun.
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Male 203
This poo is Mad Wicked Gay
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Female 305
*sigh* Missing this GOTJ this year again ;-;
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Male 124
a minute and a half in: i`m done with this poo.
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Male 2,796
"I can`t wait to go :3 Its so fun. Its so funny how people hate on us so much for liking certain music. Hilarious. I didn`t realize because some people are like something that means ALL of them are either. Whoops :3 I also forgot most people are stereotypical, contradictory idiots now a days. But please, continue on my dears. It only amuses me how angry and heated you get when you hear about Juggalos. Kind of pathetic though I hope you know :/"

You don`t get it. We don`t hate on people for liking certain music. We hate on people for wearing bad make-up, bad clothes, copping huge attitudes and being mostly brain dead, which encapsulates the Juggalo lifestyle.

I mean, I enjoy Elton John`s music, but I don`t dress in a pink tu-tu and go scouting for dudes. If I did, I would deserve to be hated on a little.
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Male 48
Seminars?
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Male 592
i wanna go i wanna go i wanna go i wanna go i wanna go i wanna go i wanna go
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Male 292
This is a joke, right?

And 1837? That doesn`t sound right to me.
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Male 2,700
Funny how there are so many Juggalo haters out there. Yet, at the end of the day, all of the bands connected with Psychopathic records all reference and use each other`s matireal and NO ONE is sueing each other. Gatherings and concerts for the most part go off without a fight or riot (except when 105.7 the point here in STL decided to o back on their word, can we say TIP THE VAN!!!).

All in all I would rather hang with 1000 juggalos rather than some jockstrap or Feminem fan
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Male 633
woah woah woah, black people are allowed to be juggalos???
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Male 418
thank you phantom, Im not being sarcastic. that saved me like 17 minutes of crap
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Male 2,344
And on the day that 100,000 juggalo`s met to unify, no event brought them closer together than the moment they all figured out how to use a magnet.
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Female 14
INANE Clown Posse.
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Male 1,625
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!
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Male 510
best lines so you dont haev to watch this:

MUTHERdratIN HIZZUK

"You`ll probably get laid!!!"

"I`m glad you picked me up, it`d been a long walk from Milwaukee but if you didn`t, I`d have did it because the gathering`s worth it every year"

guy to another guy: "...tellin stories about slangin` dicks and all them f**kin pussy jokes" [men start laughing]
girl: [clearly uncomfortable] "...he does have good dick jokes" (referring to ron jeremy}
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Male 1,011



/wishful thinking :)
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Female 1,682
I can`t wait to go :3 Its so fun. Its so funny how people hate on us so much for liking certain music. Hilarious. I didn`t realize because some people are like something that means ALL of them are either. Whoops :3 I also forgot most people are stereotypical, contradictory idiots now a days. But please, continue on my dears. It only amuses me how angry and heated you get when you hear about Juggalos. Kind of pathetic though I hope you know :/
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Female 231
I did not watch the whole thing either. I have been a fan of The Insane Clown Posse for quite a wile, but I do not condone such a pathetic display.
These people go way too far with it. I would never attend one of these things, even if my life depended on it.
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Male 490
Anyone else find it strange that "you`ll probably get laid" comes soon after "a gathering of the family" ?

I suppose for many of these individuals, that`s not a new concept.
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Male 3,327
"No Corporate Sponsors"...."Brought to you by Psychopathic Records"
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Male 13
R.I.P. Ass Dan!
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Female 1,386
17 minutes? Did anyone watch the whole thing? :x
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Male 3,482
[quote]So all the idiots in the US will be there? If the Government were smarter they would throw a fuel bomb on that site.[/quote]
Unfortunately, not ALL. I`d say just enough to warrant a small nuke, though.
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Male 3,482
[quote]All I wanna know is where it is so I can stay WAY the hell away from it![/quote]
A place called Cave-in-Rock Illinois.

I hate Juggalos and ICP and Psychopathic Records and whole deal, but one thing does interest me...

One of their comedians, is Ron Jeremy. Yeah, THAT Ron Jeremy.
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Male 2,796
So all the idiots in the US will be there? If the Government were smarter they would throw a fuel bomb on that site.
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Male 519
yeah 17 minutes is way to long
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Male 17
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Male 15,510
Not the Onion? holy cow!
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Male 39,613
I made it to 1:23 .... BOOOOOOORIIIIIIING!
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Male 333
This is real dude haha i just saw this earlier. There`s a lot of good artists going (well to me anyways) but I just genuinely don`t like juggalos or Illinois...so I`ll pass. :)
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Male 594
SNL?!~

ROFL Terrible
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Male 740
the only dude i like is tech n9ne
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Male 1,540
Are you SURE this is real?

Also, why is the background for the car videotaped to the front and played on rewind?
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Male 7,378
17minute commercial?!? And the Juggalo comedians should pay roalties to Yucko the Clown.
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Female 192
All I wanna know is where it is so I can stay WAY the hell away from it!
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Male 371
gay
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Male 5,314
i got about 1 minute in, until i realized they were in fact being serious. and i would know serious.
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Male 554
wtf of the year?
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Male 13
who gives a poo!
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Female 121
Ew. It must smell.
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Male 1,620
Link: 11 Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos Infomercial [Rate Link] - Has it been a year already, I-A-B? Seems like we were watching the 10th Annual commercial last week...
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