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Date: 06/21/10 11:33 AM

324 Responses to Y, R & U Are Letters Of The Alphabet [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18927 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:47 am
    Link: Y, R & U Are Letters Of The Alphabet - Not words, slacker.
  2. Profile photo of duncstar
    duncstar Male 18-29
    237 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:56 am
    Blimey. For a grammar and punctuation Nazi, there`s some pretty large howlers in that excerpt.

    Not as good The Oatmeal.
  3. Profile photo of j12araiza
    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:58 am
    I agree. haha :P
  4. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 11:58 am
    well, i dont see the point of comment censorship anymore =P

    but i lol`ed "look at these fancy-ass sons of bitches!" hahaha
  5. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:59 am
    See this? At the end of my sentence? It`s a question mark motherdrater, and you needed one at the end of "What the goddamn drat is wrong with you".
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    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:59 am
    hmmmm


    We can read such language but we cant say them in text? Kinda silly I-A-B...
  7. Profile photo of TheGax
    TheGax Male 18-29
    815 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:59 am
    oh and i couldnt agree more with duncstar...not as good as the oatmeal
  8. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:59 am
    U r rite
  9. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:59 am
    4. i f*cking hate you.

    i lol`d (or is it lold?)
  10. Profile photo of boyblunder1
    boyblunder1 Male 18-29
    31 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    y r u so angry ,yo`r more of an idiot then me.
  11. Profile photo of memorex1515
    memorex1515 Male 13-17
    90 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    why r u so gay? words get abbreviated and changed all the time.
  12. Profile photo of AnInsomniac
    AnInsomniac Female 18-29
    318 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    Too bad they didn`t use hardly any periods or maybe their statement would be slightly more valid.

    That being said, yumadbro? XD
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    strivejaylen Male 18-29
    196 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    yes finally something to get me educated on me spelling, thanks me really needed to know this stuff. ^.^
  14. Profile photo of Reggae_Dude
    Reggae_Dude Male 13-17
    73 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    This is hilarious xD
  15. Profile photo of number696969
    number696969 Male 30-39
    258 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    That pretty much summed up 5 years of secondary school english language classes with Mr Clifford, perhaps with a shade more eloquence than he ever delivered. Thanks for the headstart in life, Mr C.
  16. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    lol whoever wrote this is a moron.
  17. Profile photo of hormonella
    hormonella Male 13-17
    28 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    U Mad?
  18. Profile photo of charmingman
    charmingman Male 18-29
    146 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Good stuff! I have never noticed people getting `then` and `than` mixed up. I think that must be more of an American thing... Weak vowel dropping and all that.
  19. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    Yeah, the Oatmeal definitely does these better.
  20. Profile photo of Lukgeezy
    Lukgeezy Male 18-29
    606 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    its funny that this person cares so much about wat ppl type... u need to get a lyfe and get fuct!!
  21. Profile photo of Challenger23
    Challenger23 Female 18-29
    346 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    I shall forward this to everyone I know.
  22. Profile photo of TopperHey
    TopperHey Male 18-29
    1930 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    lol angry
  23. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:08 pm
    drat yeah.
  24. Profile photo of xhaseox
    xhaseox Male 18-29
    519 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    holy poo thats alot lol
  25. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7597 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    Oh yes!!
  26. Profile photo of holydonut
    holydonut Male 13-17
    91 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    I lol at people who really get anal about this stuff. It`s the internet, who gives a poo?
  27. Profile photo of Oscola
    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:16 pm
    So that post is allowed, and still all I can say is drat mean person piss poo, when I type in swear words. Not fair.
  28. Profile photo of Oscola
    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    Ooooooh, Piss works!
  29. Profile photo of Zebrameat
    Zebrameat Male 13-17
    107 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:18 pm
    i laughed
  30. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9253 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    Grammer Nazi is a Nazi.
  31. Profile photo of acanatane
    acanatane Female 18-29
    276 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    oh ok, now i get grammar! lolz, that was actually really dificult to read due to all the unneccesary profanity, lol, and I`m someone who likes profanity, lol.
  32. Profile photo of bigjames02
    bigjames02 Male 18-29
    121 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:19 pm
    @Challenger23: Ditto.
  33. Profile photo of green_batman
    green_batman Female 18-29
    728 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    I think it`s funny that there are a few grammatical errors in this. The author even forgot a few commas in the section dedicated to commas. And it should be "comes," not "come`s."
  34. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:24 pm
    I like this! :D
  35. Profile photo of londongrl222
    londongrl222 Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 12:25 pm
    seriously.... who cares if people mess a few words up and use u,r,and y.... I`d rather somebody abbreviate words and spell things wrong than deal with somebody who can`t express themselves without swearing and using crude language constantly every other word.
  36. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    I think somebody needs to get laid.
  37. Profile photo of zalexander
    zalexander Male 18-29
    29 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    i totally agree with this, and that`s not the grammar nazi in my speaking.
  38. Profile photo of Gluggr
    Gluggr Male 18-29
    422 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    I think it was funny...
  39. Profile photo of mattriesel
    mattriesel Male 18-29
    134 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    Misanthropic much?

    The one letter words, lack of apostrophes and other punctuation is probably due to texting. When limited to 160 characters, one will adapt to get their message across efficiently.

    But yeah, this guy just totally schooled his English Composition I class.
  40. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    Meh, people will still use all those words wrong. >.>
  41. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    s.h.i.t like that pisses me off too
    people need to read this
  42. Profile photo of nonamewillfi
    nonamewillfi Male 13-17
    1404 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:32 pm
    I don`t understand why people can`t understand why this was made. "Hurr durr its teh interwebz ppl dont need 2 kare how dey spel" Just because it`s the internet doesn`t mean you can be a drating retard. I`ve seen people use txt talk so much that they turn in essays in school with "y", "u", and "r" instead of the actual words, thinking they`re correct.
  43. Profile photo of ultimakewl
    ultimakewl Male 18-29
    833 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:33 pm
    too long, did not read!
  44. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    Y do u get so pissed about grammar?
    Get a life.
  45. Profile photo of dramaeco
    dramaeco Male 18-29
    305 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Damn, Y is this guy so angry?
  46. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    by the way it`s "I" not "i"...the post used the lower case form at least twice...just saying!
  47. Profile photo of doodlydoo727
    doodlydoo727 Male 18-29
    437 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:41 pm
    its the internet, who gives a poo
  48. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:44 pm
    Oh grammar is so goddamn easy, I just can`t see why people don`t get it. I no ppl lke 2 abbrviate 4 ritin n th web n tht ,bt rly its nt tht dfficlt. :) Spend 30 seconds more on your typing and save a grammar Nazi hours of pain! ahaha
  49. Profile photo of KeePay
    KeePay Male 18-29
    494 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    Well.

    That was loud.
  50. Profile photo of NotjonGreco
    NotjonGreco Male 18-29
    350 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    Brilliant.
  51. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    . You see that GQ mothertrucker, it`s a goram period. Use it.
  52. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    hes seriouse about grammmar... he`s
  53. Profile photo of TokioKoos
    TokioKoos Female 18-29
    412 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    I teach English as a second language and you won`t believe how many times my students hand in tests using `u` for `you`. Also `wanna` and `gonna`, stuff like that. It really annoys me and I aways put a big red mark through it. >:(
  54. Profile photo of Solvent
    Solvent Male 18-29
    2842 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    Whoever made this must`ve been one helluva grammar nazi.
  55. Profile photo of Lonelycat
    Lonelycat Female 18-29
    2 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:52 pm
    *When you use him IN a sentence
  56. Profile photo of BlankTom
    BlankTom Male 30-39
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    June 21, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    Just another dumb schmuck who wants the world to know he can write at a 6th grade level.
  57. Profile photo of Eristotle
    Eristotle Male 18-29
    101 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:57 pm
    bra-drating-vo...*standing ovation*
  58. Profile photo of Ayling
    Ayling Male 13-17
    7 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    That at f-ing funny, and I totally agree with it!
  59. Profile photo of southernboy
    southernboy Male 13-17
    132 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    YRU so angry over nothing? Heres the doctors perscription for Chill Pill`s ,seriously ,this makes no sense! I hope their are no people out they`re that have there feelings hurt by this. If he needs help ,than he needs to give me a call. He`s more angry then anyone I know
  60. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 12:58 pm
    Longest run-on sentence ever.
  61. Profile photo of MetalLinx
    MetalLinx Female 13-17
    257 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:02 pm
    rofl. im guilty of alot of these and ill admit i laughed.
  62. Profile photo of Neltech
    Neltech Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:04 pm
    The grammar nazi forgot to user periods in in his sentences. And doesn`t he/she need a comma after are/r? Like "y, r, & u?"

    I`m not sayin`, I`m just sayin`.
  63. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:05 pm
    I think he`s annoyed
  64. Profile photo of ryannn24
    ryannn24 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:07 pm
    My god this is just perfect. I need to keep this and show it to every non-nice individual who can`t spell for poo.. It drives me mad. The whole `then` and `than` thing really gets to me, i mean its really not that hard to tell the difference!!
  65. Profile photo of ShadowRyder
    ShadowRyder Male 18-29
    2127 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    I laughed while reading all that. Must be because he pretty much said what I wanted to in very colorful words.
  66. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    TL;DR
  67. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    There seem to be a lot (two words, not one!) of people who were born in this country but still need ESL!
  68. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    What the f#ck is wrong with you, you lazy mother f#cker?! You couldn`t use a period? That mindless drivel is called a run on sentence. You`re a piece of sh#t and I hope you die.
  69. Profile photo of Sheilakh
    Sheilakh Male 13-17
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    If I`m ever a teacher, then I`m going to put this up on the wall.
  70. Profile photo of sgp3213
    sgp3213 Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    Look at the part about the comma. "... when you use him a sentence." What the hell is that? That is not a complete thought. Perhaps he meant "... when you use him in a sentence." Real srs grmr nazi4u rght herr
  71. Profile photo of Ando
    Ando Male 13-17
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    i think he`s mand
  72. Profile photo of Ivarvw
    Ivarvw Male 13-17
    36 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:14 pm
    Exactly.
  73. Profile photo of starfl4ke
    starfl4ke Female 18-29
    349 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    I need to marry whoever wrote this.
  74. Profile photo of mic_bastid
    mic_bastid Male 18-29
    84 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    IDK F`in grammer nazi
  75. Profile photo of riotDX
    riotDX Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:19 pm
    About time this gets posted, you`ve got no idea how badly I want to say all of that plus more sometimes.
  76. Profile photo of APJ311
    APJ311 Male 13-17
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    I love the person who wrote this.
  77. Profile photo of D3rAnG3d
    D3rAnG3d Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    That is the angriest grammar nazi... ever
  78. Profile photo of RexBanner
    RexBanner Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    *YAAAAWWWN* sorry what i got 2 the 3rd bit n stoped readin
  79. Profile photo of tvremote
    tvremote Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:25 pm
    The only thing that annoys me more than people who type poorly on the internet is people who think it`s their job to correct them. The only people who would have bothered to read that whole thing are they type that likes to think they`re superior to everyone.
  80. Profile photo of GurnBlanston
    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    And doesn`t he/she need a comma after are/r? Like "y, r, & u?"
    NO, he doesn`t. Sheesh...
  81. Profile photo of Tehorn
    Tehorn Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    this is so f`cking awesome :D
  82. Profile photo of Peebs
    Peebs Female 13-17
    30 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:31 pm
    I agree with APJ311. Whoever wrote this is a god.
  83. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:32 pm
    wow grammer nazi at its peak!
  84. Profile photo of sTuFFt
    sTuFFt Male 13-17
    72 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    If this post were a woman, I would do many, many, dirty things to her.
  85. Profile photo of genericuser
    genericuser Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:35 pm
    that was quite angry. but enjoyable.
  86. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:37 pm
    wow.... that was kind of annoying... I want my wasted time back! xD
  87. Profile photo of shappy
    shappy Male 18-29
    757 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:42 pm
    teh inturwebz r 4 teh slacurs noob1 togtfo
  88. Profile photo of Frankii
    Frankii Female 18-29
    437 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    Erm, they need capital letters for the "I"s in the bit after "then and than"
  89. Profile photo of JimboSlice
    JimboSlice Male 18-29
    149 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    OK OK... We all feel like that sometimes. I appreciate the fact that someone took the time to change fonts so many times though. i mean "tho"
  90. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    R U kidding me? WTF?

    lol
  91. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    That was long. stopped at the middle. O:
  92. Profile photo of ElSombrero
    ElSombrero Male 13-17
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    June 21, 2010 at 1:59 pm
    This is amazing.
  93. Profile photo of davidildo123
    davidildo123 Male 40-49
    143 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    The poster is a drating moron. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR PUNCTUATION IN ORDER BEFORE YOU TAKE YOUR TIME TO CRITICIZE OTHERS!!!!

    .....not drating words. <----period

    ... is wrong with you? <---- question mark

    Seriously, periods and question marks are just as important as commas and apostrophes. Douche
  94. Profile photo of ajackmanuk
    ajackmanuk Male 18-29
    36 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    Wow, that was educational.
  95. Profile photo of Itsumo
    Itsumo Female 18-29
    295 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    I lol`d so much XD
  96. Profile photo of Trumple07
    Trumple07 Male 13-17
    422 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    wutf r u kidd`in me ,i know ow to use one of dem keyboards.`
  97. Profile photo of MagicPaul
    MagicPaul Male 18-29
    653 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    Firstly, my eyes. Whoever wrote this needs to spend less time on their vitriolic rants and more time on their typography skills. Secondly, and this is important, If you`re going to criticise people for their lack of basic English, it helps if you have a rudimentary grasp of it yourself. Punctuation marks are there for a reason.
  98. Profile photo of RyanHake
    RyanHake Male 18-29
    2690 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    I loled
  99. Profile photo of ThatWasFunny
    ThatWasFunny Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Something tells me he should be using "!" and not "."
  100. Profile photo of WolfStar
    WolfStar Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    This is a thing of beauty.
  101. Profile photo of BigWaFuu
    BigWaFuu Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:23 pm
    that was hilarious. But I get the feeling a lot of grammar-tards will go "TLDR"
  102. Profile photo of ruthless1990
    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    cba 2 read it, 2 fkin long ;)
  103. Profile photo of onefallswoop
    onefallswoop Male 30-39
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    This. Was. Stupid. Excessive periods applied for the purpose of making up for all the punctuation this d-bag f*ckin` missed. What a waste. Oh, and excessive use of profanity doesn`t replace wit. When you`re not funny, just accept you aren`t funny and avoid broadcasting your idiocy; you know, to preserve your well-being and what not.
  104. Profile photo of FriskyRonnie
    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    bits and pieces of this are scattered everywhere over the Internets

    also, nice heads up on the NSFW part bro
  105. Profile photo of IkeRay
    IkeRay Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    I know I read a typo, he missed a word, but I can`t seem to find it after re-reading, and I can`t be bothered to read it anymore, the cursing was unnecessary
  106. Profile photo of ILikeApples
    ILikeApples Male 18-29
    503 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    i don`t think some of those cuss words were even considered cuss words
  107. Profile photo of KingDragon
    KingDragon Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:49 pm
    Love it love it love it
  108. Profile photo of aninred
    aninred Female 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    I love this so much.

    He should have also noted that 2 is not "to, too" and 4 is not "for."
    The English language is not a license plate, so use all letters (mainly vowels) when spelling, "Got Tht?"
  109. Profile photo of Space_girl
    Space_girl Female 18-29
    627 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 2:55 pm
    This person should have removed the section on commas. Comma use can be complicated if not taught well. It`s not simply that it goes directly after a word.
  110. Profile photo of Crabcakes
    Crabcakes Male 30-39
    226 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    "that was hilarious. But I get the feeling a lot of grammar-tards will go "TLDR""

    This should not surprise anyone.

    I wholeheartedly endorse the use of heavy artillery on anyone who makes these stupid mistakes, by the way.

    Also, I printed a copy of that and handed it to my niece. She was not amused, but at least her latest Facebook entry doesn`t read like a hockey-helmeted drool monkey wrote it anymore.
  111. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    So close until the end. It is called "Down Syndrome," not "Downs"
  112. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:05 pm
    uuhh. my brain hurts.
  113. Profile photo of mali22
    mali22 Male 18-29
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    June 21, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    While reading I was just waiting to find a mistake, and there it was :D
    ...put a space after him when you use him IN a sentence.
    Also, commas aren`t live beings, so it should be it, not him.
  114. Profile photo of Dad4Life
    Dad4Life Male 50-59
    2086 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    Jeez, someone has sand in their vagina.
  115. Profile photo of Kobrazorz
    Kobrazorz Male 13-17
    28 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    The text forgot one equally common mistake: punctuation. Although, i loved it too much to bitch about it.
  116. Profile photo of KannaLilly
    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    My other favorite grammar failure, one I`ve noticed a lot recently, is the word `thru`. `Thru` isn`t really a word at all.
    Thru =/= Through.
  117. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    I lol`e...sorry laughed out loud.
  118. Profile photo of KP707
    KP707 Male 18-29
    2 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    Y so serious?
  119. Profile photo of assassinfrek
    assassinfrek Male 18-29
    28 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    god that was vile
  120. Profile photo of xiquiripat
    xiquiripat Male 18-29
    2422 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:16 pm
    This should be used in every english class.
  121. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    Right below "then and than", this non-nice individual decided not to capitalize the "I" in his sentence.

    Maybe he goes over it earlier, but grammar nazi rants are meant to be skimmed for potential errors, and then ignored.
  122. Profile photo of Shadowsnipr
    Shadowsnipr Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    tl;dr
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    Discobiscuit Male 18-29
    542 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    Chuckled off and on
  124. Profile photo of jamesrs
    jamesrs Male 18-29
    85 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:25 pm
    a bit much but very funny. i hate people on facebook who shorten words, i just want to burn them
  125. Profile photo of trippyhippy9
    trippyhippy9 Male 18-29
    559 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:43 pm

    Thru is listed in the dictionary as an informal, simplified spelling of the word t-h-r-o-u-g-h.

    It is a word, but you probably shouldn`t use it in your Thesis.
  126. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    I have an Android phone and they have voice recognition and I tried to use it once. It spit out, "I will be there to night" as, "I will b there 2 nite." I was like WTf!? I proceeded to delete the stupidity and type my message out so I did not look like a tard barge.
  127. Profile photo of abby0315
    abby0315 Female 30-39
    1246 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    I felt like I was being yelled at by a drill sergeant.
  128. Profile photo of addler
    addler Male 13-17
    777 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    "a bit much but very funny. i hate people on facebook who shorten words, i just want to burn them"

    the burning part really highlights the nazi part of grammar-nazi, guess that explains everything
  129. Profile photo of zerengi
    zerengi Male 18-29
    14 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    Missing a good deal of punctuation, especially those at the end of sentences.
  130. Profile photo of LillianDulci
    LillianDulci Female 18-29
    2674 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 3:57 pm
    i tink dis guy has anger prblms srsly
  131. Profile photo of Valynn
    Valynn Female 18-29
    71 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    I should link my entire list of Facebook friends to this page.
  132. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:03 pm
    I rather like the kick-in-the-face style of this.

    Also, why is this one in games? This is becoming a trend.
  133. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:04 pm
    one that i see ALL THE dratING TIME is people spelling "lose" as "loose".
  134. Profile photo of Max13007
    Max13007 Male 18-29
    200 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    thank you!! i love this rant
  135. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    *stands and applauds*
  136. Profile photo of Elriuhilu
    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    it may have been deliberate but there shouldn`t be an apostrophe in "come`s".
    Also, why do the forums get censored but the links posted can have whatever cursing and potty mouth they want?
  137. Profile photo of Nytewulf
    Nytewulf Male 30-39
    513 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    Apparently mommy didn`t hug this one enough.
  138. Profile photo of jayme21
    jayme21 Male 18-29
    585 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    I think somebody wants attention.....
  139. Profile photo of Reilly_guy
    Reilly_guy Male 18-29
    24 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:15 pm
    In the second rant about apostrophes in the quote it should be `comes` not `come`s` MAJOR FAIL
  140. Profile photo of qquuaacckk
    qquuaacckk Male 18-29
    332 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    TL:DR
  141. Profile photo of Seastone
    Seastone Female 18-29
    612 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    Hmmm. He definitely could have stood to throw in several question marks and periods, but it got the point across.
  142. Profile photo of oxyl
    oxyl Male 30-39
    915 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    as i have said before, the mods on this site are double-standard champs of fail
  143. Profile photo of sarahruth
    sarahruth Female 18-29
    48 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:25 pm
    the importance of a comma:
    "man, boobs!" vs "man boobs!"
  144. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4916 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    But Y he is so enraged ?Can U explain to me pls? Maybe if U explain 2 me THAN i can understand.
    BTW lol THEIR R funny.
  145. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    "TL:DR"

    I want to hit you people so hard...
  146. Profile photo of kiriluv
    kiriluv Female 18-29
    203 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:43 pm
    Yes....this is amazing!!!!
  147. Profile photo of akijade
    akijade Female 18-29
    1006 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    Lame. I get the point but it`s just not amusing.
  148. Profile photo of doopliss75
    doopliss75 Male 13-17
    74 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 4:53 pm
    OMG it`s the English Teacher from Hell!
  149. Profile photo of helix25
    helix25 Male 18-29
    165 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    lol awesome
  150. Profile photo of xxlimelightx
    xxlimelightx Female 13-17
    21 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 5:10 pm
    there`s not supposed to be an apostrphe in "look out here come`s an s"
    grammar non-nice individual fails at grammar.
  151. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    I think someone has anger management issues.

    Of course, that does not make this any less amazing.
  152. Profile photo of astrogirl
    astrogirl Female 18-29
    169 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    LMFAO thank you!
  153. Profile photo of mitha
    mitha Male 18-29
    269 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    wow awesome, he explained some common mistakes with lots of swearwords. English is not my first language, so i`m not exactly sure... but aren`t there some mistakes in this? Not that i mind, but if you write something like this, correct punctuation would be a nice start.
  154. Profile photo of philippic
    philippic Male 18-29
    1704 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    couldnt be bothered to read threw it all but was prettty funny!

    plus shouldnt he/she used full stops and/or ! marks
  155. Profile photo of mjfoxman
    mjfoxman Male 18-29
    336 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    wait wait wait, You`re means you drating are. so this ` means, drating. never new that. U R smart.
  156. Profile photo of dkstudios
    dkstudios Male 18-29
    130 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    @ limelight and mitha:

    That was intentional. He was giving examples of dumbassery.

    That said, swears are fine but an overabundance just comes off as trying too hard for attention. o.<
  157. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 5:48 pm
    ...i see his point, but i get spelling wrong all the time when i type, im sure it`s the same for grammar...

    when type `for` sometimes i look back and see `fro`...maybe im a c u n t bag but am not aware that i am...with my lower case `i` fro `I`...
  158. Profile photo of Quik2TheStab
    Quik2TheStab Male 18-29
    661 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 5:59 pm
    Could someone please stop putting these stupid pic links in the games section?
  159. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 6:02 pm
    It`s astounding to see how dumbed down we`ve become. For example, letters from Abraham Lincoln were so eloquent, to go from multi-syllabic words to using base letters for words as indicated here is apalling.
  160. Profile photo of alexander_xx
    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    know what i love? when someone makes a big thing like this then everyone on the net scours though it for any mistakes and rips the piss out of the person that wrote it, theres a certain sense of irony to it that assures me the world keeps on spinning

    (btw i know i have terrible grammar and/or typos, dont worry i dont mind :D )
  161. Profile photo of seeks_love
    seeks_love Female 18-29
    428 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    I love this! My inner english teacher, who also swears like a sailor, finds this very entertaining! This just makes my day! It`s not about unintentional miss spellings and the general typos that will pop up when typing; it`s about the fact that so many people seem to have failed english class and couldn`t spell properly to save their lives.
  162. Profile photo of OrangeCrow
    OrangeCrow Female 18-29
    1199 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    Needs moar periods.

    But anyway, I agree with this. It pisses me off when people use letters instead of words. >_<; I can tolerate it when grammar is a little off, because hey no one is perfect (and that definitely includes me). :P But dammit people, stop using letters AND numbers to replace whole freakin` words! @%&$
  163. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    He/she didn`t capitalize the "I" after "Then & than" so props to you writer.
  164. Profile photo of GreyYes
    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 7:09 pm
    You make too many run on sentences and use CAPS LOCK when not needed, you god damn drating whore of an image. :D
  165. Profile photo of argon8
    argon8 Male 18-29
    60 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    Here`s a very popular one you forgot: The Oxford Comma. No one really cares about it (except Stephen Colbert) that I know of, but the Oxford Comma is placed after the penultimate (next-to-last) item in a list. An example would be "why, are, and you".

    I can live without it (and I have for many years). However, I get really aggravated about people trying to pass off non-words as words. I commend you for pointing this out.
  166. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    this teaches grammar lol way
  167. Profile photo of fivezones
    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 7:20 pm
    Way too long and boring...Why does I-A-B allow profanity in the posting, but not in the comments. That makes no sense to me. Also Y R U ROFL COS Zzzz KNIM or ? LIC WTFE
  168. Profile photo of boredest1
    boredest1 Male 18-29
    556 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 7:25 pm
    "...You always want to put a space after him when you use him a sentence."

    I think you mean "use him IN a sentence," you f*cking retard.

    What the godd*mn f*ck is wrong with you?!
  169. Profile photo of thecurt
    thecurt Male 18-29
    411 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    amazing
  170. Profile photo of gshockx21
    gshockx21 Male 18-29
    100 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    This is why I always use proper grammar even if i`m on IM, sure it takes a little longer to right but I have a drating education.
  171. Profile photo of HWNS08
    HWNS08 Male 18-29
    23 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    RAGEEEEE!


    He does have a point though...lol.
  172. Profile photo of piiink1
    piiink1 Female 13-17
    179 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    Yeah that pisses me off too. Sucks though since everyone I know types like that.
  173. Profile photo of CoffeeDiiva
    CoffeeDiiva Female 40-49
    1604 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    That would`ve been funny if he didn`t swear every other word
  174. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    It`s so angry. Me no likey :(
  175. Profile photo of xtkm1x
    xtkm1x Male 13-17
    432 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    sorry, there`s just too much crap written down for me to pay attention. but i know how to properly use all this stuff.
  176. Profile photo of Tweetness
    Tweetness Male 18-29
    292 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    @gshockx21
    Monday, June 21, 2010 7:28:50 PM
    "This is why I always use proper grammar even if i`m on IM, sure it takes a little longer to right but I have a drating education."

    Is that some kind of sick joke?
    1. I`m
    2. write... I mean come on.

    i never really type properly in texts but if you are going to go on some righteous crusade for grammar purification.. you might as well use the right write.
  177. Profile photo of Stodogs
    Stodogs Female 13-17
    301 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 8:17 pm
    at least I`ll remember it
  178. Profile photo of Jasonbobdude
    Jasonbobdude Male 18-29
    1598 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    I wish I had an English teacher like this. THAT would make people pay attention.
  179. Profile photo of AmberJayne
    AmberJayne Female 30-39
    56 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 8:39 pm
    Haha, this made me giggle. Did youtube user jpmetz write this? :)

    Typos and the occasional spelling or grammatical error don`t really bother me, but these commonly abused examples make me want to break things. ^.^
  180. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 8:46 pm
    This is brilliant. Too bad it`s too long to put on a t-shirt!
  181. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    This is what goes through my head when I see the relentless and deliberate drive to dumb English down to a level where it ceases to be a useful language. It`s Orwellian. The point of Newspeak was to limit thought by making language too limited to express complex thoughts and that is exactly what is being done.
  182. Profile photo of bonzoello
    bonzoello Male 18-29
    228 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    Now..... what I don`t understand is how you can have content like this with that many "profane" words in it, at a font size 6 to 8 times the size of the text in the comments section, yet........ you cannot write drat, poo, piss, mean person, jerk, motherdrater, tits in the comments section on this site and have it come through uncensored.

    In the words of the 90s : What up wit dat?
  183. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    "What the goddamn f*ck is wrong with you" I am totally using that on xbox live
  184. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 9:34 pm
    yes, we mods think the swear filter is a bit silly too. We don`t have anything to do with the under-the-bonnet workings of the site, I`m afraid, we just keep the spammers, trolls, racists etc off the site and occassionally approve content from the submissions list (fancy does about 80% of that himself, as a guesstimate). The site, including its swear filter, was coded back in the days of Buddy, and hasn`t been changed much since.

    OT, I thought this was funny - for the same reasons I find Maddox funny with all his profanities. Maybe it`s just my base sense of humour...
  185. Profile photo of Unbreakable
    Unbreakable Female 18-29
    327 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 9:38 pm
    hmm...isn`t "what the Goddamn f*ck is wrong with you" supposed to have a question mark at the end? As in, put a f*cking question mark at the end of your questions, you dumb grammar Nazi...what the Goddamn f*ck is wrong with you?
  186. Profile photo of amayagab
    amayagab Male 18-29
    18 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 9:39 pm
    Lotta grammar Nazi in here.
  187. Profile photo of LanceVance
    LanceVance Male 13-17
    46 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    Somebody owes a lot of money to the swear jar.
  188. Profile photo of nellerbear
    nellerbear Female 18-29
    105 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 9:50 pm
    Oh my god, this made my day. Though it saddens me knowing some people may read this and go, "Wuzzat?"
  189. Profile photo of N70
    N70 Female 18-29
    32 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 9:53 pm
    I`m keeping this for when I have to teach English later in life.
  190. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 9:59 pm
    Amusing.
  191. Profile photo of Perseus
    Perseus Female 18-29
    222 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:17 pm
    YES!YES! YES!
  192. Profile photo of sleepyjoey
    sleepyjoey Male 18-29
    122 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    I loved this.
  193. Profile photo of daniellee_x
    daniellee_x Female 18-29
    451 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    So much anger :(
  194. Profile photo of izzielee
    izzielee Female 18-29
    94 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:28 pm
    I think I flat-lined about half way through.
  195. Profile photo of funky123
    funky123 Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    dude.... either somebody just got a text message, it was writen incorrectly and had a two way meaning, the meaning that seemed most likely was a bad one, and from you mistaking it, you may have gotten dumped, or somebody has finally made a post to teach dumb people.

    either way, i`ll choose choice two and thanks dude
  196. Profile photo of 600R3d
    600R3d Male 18-29
    144 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:30 pm
    damn, that`s one angry grammar nazi. If he`s going to be so mean he should at least do it properly. That rant was filled with run-ons.
  197. Profile photo of xohbkxo
    xohbkxo Male 18-29
    15 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:45 pm
    so sad, letting people make you angry because they can`t spell
  198. Profile photo of PhantomX9
    PhantomX9 Male 13-17
    78 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:45 pm
    tl:dr
  199. Profile photo of shamille
    shamille Female 18-29
    831 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:46 pm
    i love the anger.

    but hey, was this supposed to be funny? missing a few periods there. and what is this "here come`s an S" bullpoo? did the writer do that on purpose?
  200. Profile photo of CallofKtulu
    CallofKtulu Male 18-29
    245 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:50 pm
    I was pleased they got into then and than. Those are probably the least mentioned of all the words people have serious issues using.
  201. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:53 pm
    I agree 600R3d, he`s missing many periods.

    While apparently having one.
  202. Profile photo of LuckyDave
    LuckyDave Male 18-29
    675 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    I think someone needs to get laid.
  203. Profile photo of Vipablaz
    Vipablaz Male 13-17
    191 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 10:56 pm
    Grammar Hitler
  204. Profile photo of querty11
    querty11 Male 18-29
    7 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    This reminds me of a teacher i had.
  205. Profile photo of LazShissou
    LazShissou Female 13-17
    29 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:05 pm
    i love this guy/girl/transexual.
  206. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:08 pm
    lol @ Smash... like it!

    Also, while we`re on the subject, aloud/allowed, a lot/alot, affect/effect, lose/loose, who`s/whose, regardless/irregardless, i.e./e.g., different from/different than, could of/could have, and finally my personal pet peeve of all time (showing my true inner Grammar Nazi colours now): "I could care less". Couldn`t, goddamit!

    /sympathetic rant
  207. Profile photo of MrHughJass
    MrHughJass Male 13-17
    45 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:08 pm
    its funny how ever1`s grammar is correct in they`re comments. But I seriously dont understand y he is so mad.
  208. Profile photo of CitizenXt99
    CitizenXt99 Female 18-29
    80 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:15 pm
    He has a typo...and left out punctuation. He should kick his own ass.
  209. Profile photo of iCyborg
    iCyborg Male 18-29
    176 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    Mother Fuhrer ...
  210. Profile photo of handeman77
    handeman77 Male 40-49
    240 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:32 pm
    OK I like
  211. Profile photo of yogi2200
    yogi2200 Male 18-29
    43 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:33 pm
    tl:dr
  212. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    he is missing a lot of periods
    I think he failed
  213. Profile photo of korras
    korras Male 18-29
    4 posts
    June 21, 2010 at 11:45 pm
    i really hope you`re being sarcastic hughjass (ohharharhar the name is really funny.)
  214. Profile photo of jeffcomedy
    jeffcomedy Male 30-39
    178 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:09 am
    yeahbitches

    -um-

    yeah! bitche`s!

    -no-

    yeah bitches!

    their it is!

    *damn, this is hard*

    (that`s what she said)
  215. Profile photo of rakoonhat
    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:32 am
    yea, the entire time I was reading this, and said, "Where are the periods? If it is so freaking important to spell correctly and use correct grammar, why not include some periods there angry author?"
  216. Profile photo of Aluciel
    Aluciel Female 18-29
    116 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:56 am
    Dear whomever made this, I love you. I, too, am irked by people who do this.
  217. Profile photo of Hisshou
    Hisshou Female 18-29
    75 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 1:17 am
    As an English teacher I love this. However, he didn`t capitalise his "I" multiple times, nor did he use periods or question marks. (The latter of which has been gratuitously pointed out by everyone here already.) That sort of makes the whole point useless.
  218. Profile photo of rawryness
    rawryness Female 13-17
    111 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 1:49 am
    I agree wholeheartedly with this.
  219. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 1:52 am
    rakoonhat
    Female, 18-29, Eastern US
    235 Posts Tuesday, June 22, 2010 12:32:06 AM
    yea, the entire time I was reading this, and said, "Where are the periods? If it is so freaking important to spell correctly and use correct grammar, why not include some periods there angry author?"


    `periods` or `full stops` are puncuation not grammar...seems we`re all guilty of bad english.
  220. Profile photo of Freelop
    Freelop Male 18-29
    442 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 1:56 am
    I never knew it`s contained a swear word before
  221. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 2:02 am

  222. Profile photo of ShadyJaney
    ShadyJaney Female 18-29
    13 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 2:03 am
    Man, what a ridiculous amount of effort to put into something that doesn`t matter at all.
  223. Profile photo of AQXauror
    AQXauror Male 18-29
    3 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 2:38 am
    Also note the missing capitalization of "I" near the end of the rand. I agree with the other posters; if you`re going to rant about spelling and grammar, you shouldn`t throw punctuation out the window.
  224. Profile photo of Prejudiced
    Prejudiced Female 18-29
    250 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 3:01 am
    aserinn - `periods` or `full stops` are puncuation not grammar...seems we`re all guilty of bad english.


    Lol wikipedia time. "In linguistics, grammar is the set of structural rules that govern the composition of sentences, phrases, and words in any given natural language. "

    I would assume punctuation is part of the rules of sentence construction/grammar? IDK.

    IDK, as long as it is readable, reasonably well phrased and you type out your words the majority of the time, I`m happy.
  225. Profile photo of TheNineXXX
    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    395 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 3:02 am
    This made my day!
  226. Profile photo of kingdomCome
    kingdomCome Male 18-29
    338 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 3:02 am
    y u mad tho?
  227. Profile photo of dezzik
    dezzik Male 18-29
    27 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 3:27 am
    The missing punctuation and capitalization is done on purpose to blatantly exaggerate, please stop arguing about it.
  228. Profile photo of davidildo123
    davidildo123 Male 40-49
    143 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 3:49 am
    If he used poor grammar and punctuation to exaggerate his point, then he is more retarded than I thought. The whole point of the rant is to show the proper use of grammar and punctuation, which he then used to put down those who use them improperly.
  229. Profile photo of tuesdayfool
    tuesdayfool Female 13-17
    170 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 3:55 am
    I love this. Epic win.
  230. Profile photo of GirlieMutant
    GirlieMutant Female 18-29
    236 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 4:30 am
    Well, I would agree but not ALL people in the world are born English speaking. We have other grammar rules and therefore find it difficult. The only thing I have learned about English grammar is what I have been able to pick up over the excessive amounts of internet rantings about the subject. The rules and sentence constructions in English is NOTHING like my native language.
  231. Profile photo of BigLittleDog
    BigLittleDog Male 40-49
    1 post
    June 22, 2010 at 4:59 am
    This duchebag does not know how to use a FLIPPING PERIOD!!!! EPIC FAIL!!!!!
  232. Profile photo of zepth
    zepth Male 18-29
    38 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 5:05 am
    grammer nazi`s suck, it took me till college to learn the difference between there they`re and their... i`m bound to still get it wrong now and again, because surely it`s more important that the other person understands what you mean then be capable of wining a politicize prize on spelling
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    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 5:09 am
    Actually the comma was used improperly. "He`s a motherdrating comma, you retard." Those are in fact two independent clauses; they must be separated by either a period, or a semi colon. Now my use of the comma and semi colon in the previous sentence were correct.
  234. Profile photo of geek_kittie
    geek_kittie Female 30-39
    66 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 5:17 am
    I can understand how this would be annoying if done in excess, but when it comes to the internet and texts I don`t care if people want to short hand it.

    I write and expect others to write properly when it matters. This means work, school, or other important exchanges. The way I talk with co-workers is different than how I talk with friends at happy hour. It`s the same thing as far as I`m concerned.

    I also love it when two people are having an argument online and the debate stops to correct each other`s grammar. It proves absolutely nothing.




  235. Profile photo of slickrstickr
    slickrstickr Male 13-17
    61 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 5:31 am
    @fatex. Hate to correct people, but `you retard`cannot stand alone as an independent clause. It has no verb. Therefore it is a correct usage of the comma. Though you did use the comma and semi colon correctly.
  236. Profile photo of Miquaight
    Miquaight Female 18-29
    129 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 5:35 am
    This would have been funny if the person writing it had used the correct punctuation and placed words in an easy to read order. "it is drating not that difficult"??

    Surely "is it not that drating difficult"?

    Oh well.
  237. Profile photo of ThisIsMe2
    ThisIsMe2 Female 18-29
    62 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 5:52 am
    Y SO SRYS?
  238. Profile photo of fatex52986
    fatex52986 Male 18-29
    1129 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 5:58 am
    When you are calling someone a retard like, "You retard." It is in fact an independent clause.
  239. Profile photo of DrkAng3LxNat
    DrkAng3LxNat Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 6:09 am
    I`m pretty sure this should be titled "What the Goddamn drat is Wrong with You?"

    Lol.
  240. Profile photo of samidoll
    samidoll Female 18-29
    615 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 6:33 am
    the colors and different fonts held my attention, while the random implementation of "WHAT`S WRONG WITH YOU!?" made me accidentally laugh during class.

    i think it`s safe to say this is a win, but i don`t know how many people who can`t use grammar correctly actually took the time to read all of it. or retain any of it.

    GOOD EFFORT :D
  241. Profile photo of DGbME
    DGbME Male 40-49
    451 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 6:50 am
    someone has issues
  242. Profile photo of Earlyman
    Earlyman Male 30-39
    164 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 7:04 am
    Glad to know that you`re looking at aib during class. Hope you`re not on a Hope scholarship in GA.
  243. Profile photo of Torizo
    Torizo Male 18-29
    316 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 7:14 am
    It needed more fullstops.
    You know, to break up his "sentence".
  244. Profile photo of vampyre459
    vampyre459 Female 18-29
    52 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 7:16 am
    "What`s something smart and witty I can add to this thread?"
    "Something smart and witty?"
    -hits with spoon-
  245. Profile photo of Puddingbrood
    Puddingbrood Male 13-17
    75 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 7:27 am
    Reading this sucks.
    There are no dots.
  246. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 7:37 am
    this is entertaining, however, for someone who is gets so irritated with improper grammar, where are the question marks after the eloquent question "what the goddamn f*ck is wrong with you" ??? as well as the lack of periods everywhere.
  247. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 7:53 am
    tl;dr
  248. Profile photo of KIKENI
    KIKENI Female 13-17
    354 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 8:23 am
    i couldnt reade the hole dam thang.
  249. Profile photo of Sonsglow
    Sonsglow Male 18-29
    201 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 8:55 am
    The funny thing is, the grammar in this tirade is not all correct.
  250. Profile photo of dabananalove
    dabananalove Male 13-17
    8 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 9:03 am
    y r u so gay?
  251. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 9:07 am
    is that a song? well it could be. I memorize better with songs
  252. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 9:19 am
    thisgo ,tb ori,gn,halfw,a ythru.
  253. Profile photo of quasihickory
    quasihickory Male 18-29
    17 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 9:29 am
    He missed an apostrophe on Down`s.
  254. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 9:47 am
    "look out here come`s an S!"
    you mean "comes", WHY THE F*CK DID YOU USE AN APOSTROPHE YOU F*CKING F*CK. DID YOU MEAN "COME IS"? WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
  255. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 10:41 am
    I`m usually good with "then" and "than" as well as "Their, They`re and There". I also never use Y, R, or , U for the most part unless I`m texting which is rarely and I need to save space in a hurry. I will fully admit though I have never been the greatest at apostrophes or commas and probably missed like 5 opportunities to use them correctly in this paragraph.
  256. Profile photo of lemonstand
    lemonstand Female 18-29
    169 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 10:42 am
    nerdrage.
  257. Profile photo of BUCK8407
    BUCK8407 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 11:03 am
    i didn`t even get to the end. Maybe your point would be made if you could use correct grammer along with your "education."
  258. Profile photo of daisy822
    daisy822 Female 13-17
    1043 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 11:08 am
    i`m hurt :`(
  259. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 11:30 am
    Ok. Wow. Sorry for whatever. Chill out. Take a Valium.
  260. Profile photo of SkyeDragon
    SkyeDragon Female 18-29
    281 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 11:40 am
    *lol* Win. :3 *favorites*
  261. Profile photo of screwzlooose
    screwzlooose Male 30-39
    385 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 11:53 am
    Yeah. Just yeah.
    It`s as if someone was in my head every time that I have had to read a bad text message.
  262. Profile photo of OCCA
    OCCA Female 13-17
    49 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 11:54 am
    hahaha nice xD was there any way to put another cuss into that? i dont think so... lol
  263. Profile photo of lostinkorea
    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    Okay and since we have posts like these...why is drat, poo and rooster still censored? Hypocritical bastards...
  264. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:06 pm
    y r u so mad?
  265. Profile photo of liklepip
    liklepip Female 18-29
    136 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:14 pm
    I`ve been trying to tell my sister this for years!
  266. Profile photo of JimmyRocks
    JimmyRocks Male 30-39
    145 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:23 pm
    Awesome.
  267. Profile photo of rawrarrg
    rawrarrg Female 18-29
    120 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    BUCK8407, you spelled "grammar" wrong.
  268. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    glad I type correctly and none of this was helpful.
  269. Profile photo of thirrteen
    thirrteen Male 40-49
    230 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    Please do not hesitate to hold back. We need to know how you really feel about this.

  270. Profile photo of kouish
    kouish Male 13-17
    90 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    "You`re means you f.ucking are" I`m no professor but i`m pretty sure its you are. : P
  271. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 12:55 pm
    lame
    its a style of writing meant to be as fast as possible because thats wat using computers are all about
    if some1 judged my intelligence simply from how i text id have to consider them to be the dumbass
  272. Profile photo of Nick513
    Nick513 Male 18-29
    55 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 1:00 pm
    "4. I drating hate you."

    Probably the best post ever posted on I-A-B. I had to log in just to rate it.
  273. Profile photo of howlingwolf
    howlingwolf Male 18-29
    1351 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 1:13 pm
    Yes, but how does that make u feel?
  274. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    that`s hilarious XD
  275. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    HEY DUMB poo YOU FORGOT ALL THE dratING QUESTION MARKS AFTER ALL OF YOUR dratING QUESTIONS! I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST MAKE A BIG dratING PILE OF DECLARATIVE STATEMENTS AND FRAGMENTS. FFFFFUUUUUCCKKKKK YOUUUUUUU!
  276. Profile photo of ziestan
    ziestan Female 18-29
    43 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    that was awsome
  277. Profile photo of tvhargon
    tvhargon Male 18-29
    70 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    It was kind of funny at first, then about half way through I realized that it was stupid. I mean, I agree 100%, but all that language.
  278. Profile photo of darkhawk
    darkhawk Male 70 & Over
    260 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Boring, if i m typing in a game i cant be bothered with 2 extra letters. same for spelling. Every sec counts gdm it XD
  279. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    y and r and u such a f***ing grammar nazi!!!!!
  280. Profile photo of Willowpuff
    Willowpuff Female 18-29
    2220 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    The missing question mark at the end of the very end sentance is very displeasing.
  281. Profile photo of dfcrackhead
    dfcrackhead Male 13-17
    327 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 3:26 pm
    All that grammar for such a limited vocab...
  282. Profile photo of louisecstasy
    louisecstasy Male 18-29
    88 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    u mad?
  283. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    lame
    its a style of writing meant to be as fast as possible because thats wat using computers are all about
    if some1 judged my intelligence simply from how i text id have to consider them to be the dumbass

    A person`s use of language is the way they communicate with other people. It`s possible for someone to be intelligent yet unable to use a language of normal complexity, but that`s rare.

    You choose to use a messy, simplified approximation of a language that`s been dumbed down to suit you.

    I think it`s reasonable to judge your intelligence from that.
  284. Profile photo of WRNKLDTITFUZ
    WRNKLDTITFUZ Male 18-29
    313 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    I`m no grammar nazi but there are too many grammar mistakes in this rip on grammar mistakes to be funny
    unless hypocrisy is the intended lol
  285. Profile photo of longhornsfan
    longhornsfan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 5:28 pm
    so many swears :(
  286. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 6:53 pm
    lol someone with anger management+ free time = this.
  287. Profile photo of last-iconOC
    last-iconOC Male 13-17
    152 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 8:33 pm
    . . .*silence*. . .THIS REMINDS ME OF MY OLD MATH TEACHER...only less grammer-ish and more math-ish.
  288. Profile photo of adlinbaby
    adlinbaby Female 18-29
    404 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    omfg diz dude has seruz prblmz

    Ha ha :)
  289. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    I like this visual of dick sucking going on between a comma, and the word it is next to.

    Oh jesus, I`ve created incest between `comma` and the comma!

    OH GOD! Now the comma is sucking off jesus!
  290. Profile photo of vickster8929
    vickster8929 Female 18-29
    23 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 9:46 pm
    this is great. i completely understand how they feel. but did anyone else notice their mistake in the comma section? they forgot a word.
  291. Profile photo of J3llyd0nut
    J3llyd0nut Male 18-29
    28 posts
    June 22, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    I would like to post this around high schools
  292. Profile photo of Solastor
    Solastor Male 18-29
    34 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 1:44 am
    I really did not enjoy that. I am all for correct grammar, but anyone who feels the need to shove that many curse words into their rant just looks illiterate in themselves. There were certain parts that they were trying so hard it almost didn`t make sense. I felt embarrassed just reading it.
  293. Profile photo of alwaysright
    alwaysright Female 30-39
    27 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:00 am
    drat off, Solastor. A grammatically correct curse-a-thon is a beautiful thing. Swearing does not equal illiteracy. You [email protected]
  294. Profile photo of Creabhain
    Creabhain Male 40-49
    440 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:33 am
    I`m passing this on to my nephews and nieces. It`s a great memory aid for them. Its usefulness is obvious. Their grammar is not quite there yet.
  295. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:51 am
    tl;dr
  296. Profile photo of Squircifer
    Squircifer Male 40-49
    49 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:56 am
    this kills... i have to send this to some people i know. oh damn....
  297. Profile photo of tazmania435
    tazmania435 Female 13-17
    76 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    english teachers should be like this.
  298. Profile photo of krazyfreak58
    krazyfreak58 Female 13-17
    245 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 2:36 pm
    so much capitalness :P the only ones that really bother me that people do is then-than and your-you`re. i dont know why its only those two
  299. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:08 pm
    Uhm...Did I just get an English lesson?
  300. Profile photo of Keeten
    Keeten Male 18-29
    24 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 5:37 pm
    It`s interesting that they ranted on about Y, R, and U not being letters, and yet, they have to rely on profanity to express themselves forcefully. Are they too lazy to actually come up with a serious insult? Seems a little hypocritical.
  301. Profile photo of rachcake1
    rachcake1 Female 18-29
    54 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 2:07 am
    Thank you!
  302. Profile photo of Brucie76
    Brucie76 Male 30-39
    18 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:05 am
    Erm, you missed a question mark at the end of your question.
  303. Profile photo of dude21862004
    dude21862004 Male 18-29
    768 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 8:46 am
    when you use him IN a sentence. you forgot a word.
  304. Profile photo of Qwertyuiop95
    Qwertyuiop95 Male 18-29
    215 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    Oh my... I can`t stop laughing...

    For ironic effect:

    http://i49.tinypic.com/5f2r0j.png
  305. Profile photo of nonickforme
    nonickforme Male 30-39
    36 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 7:41 am
    Uh, I`d guess "Down`s" syndrome is what he or she is referring to in the last example. Ironic, maybe; but he never really explained the possessive properties of the apostrophe, did he?
  306. Profile photo of Fuego
    Fuego Male 40-49
    1287 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:54 pm
    Grammar lessons with R. Lee Ermey
  307. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 6:13 pm
    Dat, be sooooooOOOoo F.N cr8zy dood but y r u So000 angry about it main????
  308. Profile photo of Marcko98
    Marcko98 Male 18-29
    301 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    All this coming from someone who can`t CAPITALIZE in the right places, your like the Jeremiah Wright of Grammar Nazis...
  309. Profile photo of teampink27
    teampink27 Female 18-29
    533 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    this is the best thing i`ve ever seen. it annoys me soooooo much when people dont know the difference between their, there, and they`re
  310. Profile photo of Floupe
    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 7:45 am
    Love it :`]
  311. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 8:10 pm
    Marcko98, it`s "YOU`RE like the Jeremiah Wright of Grammar Nazis..."
    And you should use a period, not a comma. It looks like the reason you dislike grammar nazis is because you`re not so great with grammar yourself.
    And aside from that, the person who created this typed "YOU ALWAYS WANT TO PUT A SPACE AFTER HIM WHEN YOU USE HIM A SENTENCE."
    I`m not a grammar nazi btw, but I always recognize a grammar mistake when I see it.
  312. Profile photo of polkafromny
    polkafromny Female 18-29
    376 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    This is awesome.
  313. Profile photo of DrRitchie
    DrRitchie Male 18-29
    94 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    it`s missing whether and weather, and affect and effect.
  314. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    " Friday, June 25, 2010 11:50:19 PM
    this is the best thing i`ve ever seen. it annoys me soooooo much when people dont know the difference between their, there, and they`re "

    The irony is overwhelming.
  315. Profile photo of BRITATTACK
    BRITATTACK Female 13-17
    198 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 8:26 pm
    I wish all teachers taught like this!
  316. Profile photo of Djer
    Djer Male 18-29
    842 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 9:13 am
    tl;dr
  317. Profile photo of panda4298
    panda4298 Male 13-17
    106 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 9:21 pm
    this helps... i was super mad at a stupid game that wasted my time... but now i am happy
  318. Profile photo of ateddybear0
    ateddybear0 Male 13-17
    13 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 11:09 pm
    This idiot for got to capatilize I in "i can`t believe i actually had to explain this poo to you".
  319. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 6:32 pm
    i dun care if he thinks i am stupid ,cause im gonna kick ur ass if u get on 2 me 4 my gramar

    Okay, in reality, this post was spot-f*cking-on.
  320. Profile photo of coolthing97
    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1057 posts
    August 3, 2010 at 12:56 pm
    Forgot is one word, and the period should be inside the quotation marks. :-P
  321. Profile photo of Facehooker
    Facehooker Female 30-39
    68 posts
    August 19, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    Bravo!!!
  322. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    January 27, 2011 at 6:25 pm
    You know, he shouldn`t have used quotation marks a few times he did. Single quotes are for an example, double are for a quote someone actually said.
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    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 5, 2011 at 7:15 pm

    Wow.. what an A-hole.

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