Y, R & U Are Letters Of The Alphabet [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Games

Not words, slacker.
There are 324 comments:
Male 4,807

Wow.. what an A-hole.
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Female 735
You know, he shouldn`t have used quotation marks a few times he did. Single quotes are for an example, double are for a quote someone actually said.
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Female 68
Bravo!!!
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Male 1,059
Forgot is one word, and the period should be inside the quotation marks. :-P
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Male 724
i dun care if he thinks i am stupid ,cause im gonna kick ur ass if u get on 2 me 4 my gramar

Okay, in reality, this post was spot-f*cking-on.
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Male 13
This idiot for got to capatilize I in "i can`t believe i actually had to explain this poo to you".
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Male 105
this helps... i was super mad at a stupid game that wasted my time... but now i am happy
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Male 842
tl;dr
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Female 198
I wish all teachers taught like this!
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Male 494
" Friday, June 25, 2010 11:50:19 PM
this is the best thing i`ve ever seen. it annoys me soooooo much when people dont know the difference between their, there, and they`re "

The irony is overwhelming.
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Male 94
it`s missing whether and weather, and affect and effect.
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Female 376
This is awesome.
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Male 907
Marcko98, it`s "YOU`RE like the Jeremiah Wright of Grammar Nazis..."
And you should use a period, not a comma. It looks like the reason you dislike grammar nazis is because you`re not so great with grammar yourself.
And aside from that, the person who created this typed "YOU ALWAYS WANT TO PUT A SPACE AFTER HIM WHEN YOU USE HIM A SENTENCE."
I`m not a grammar nazi btw, but I always recognize a grammar mistake when I see it.
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Male 203
Love it :`]
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Female 533
this is the best thing i`ve ever seen. it annoys me soooooo much when people dont know the difference between their, there, and they`re
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Male 301
All this coming from someone who can`t CAPITALIZE in the right places, your like the Jeremiah Wright of Grammar Nazis...
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Male 301
Dat, be sooooooOOOoo F.N cr8zy dood but y r u So000 angry about it main????
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Male 1,287
Grammar lessons with R. Lee Ermey
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Male 36
Uh, I`d guess "Down`s" syndrome is what he or she is referring to in the last example. Ironic, maybe; but he never really explained the possessive properties of the apostrophe, did he?
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Male 215
Oh my... I can`t stop laughing...

For ironic effect:

http://i49.tinypic.com/5f2r0j.png
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Male 768
when you use him IN a sentence. you forgot a word.
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Male 18
Erm, you missed a question mark at the end of your question.
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Female 54
Thank you!
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Male 24
It`s interesting that they ranted on about Y, R, and U not being letters, and yet, they have to rely on profanity to express themselves forcefully. Are they too lazy to actually come up with a serious insult? Seems a little hypocritical.
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Male 1,370
Uhm...Did I just get an English lesson?
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Female 245
so much capitalness :P the only ones that really bother me that people do is then-than and your-you`re. i dont know why its only those two
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Female 76
english teachers should be like this.
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Male 49
this kills... i have to send this to some people i know. oh damn....
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Female 914
tl;dr
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Male 440
I`m passing this on to my nephews and nieces. It`s a great memory aid for them. Its usefulness is obvious. Their grammar is not quite there yet.
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Female 27
drat off, Solastor. A grammatically correct curse-a-thon is a beautiful thing. Swearing does not equal illiteracy. You [email protected]
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Male 34
I really did not enjoy that. I am all for correct grammar, but anyone who feels the need to shove that many curse words into their rant just looks illiterate in themselves. There were certain parts that they were trying so hard it almost didn`t make sense. I felt embarrassed just reading it.
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Male 28
I would like to post this around high schools
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Female 23
this is great. i completely understand how they feel. but did anyone else notice their mistake in the comma section? they forgot a word.
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Male 907
I like this visual of dick sucking going on between a comma, and the word it is next to.

Oh jesus, I`ve created incest between `comma` and the comma!

OH GOD! Now the comma is sucking off jesus!
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Female 404
omfg diz dude has seruz prblmz

Ha ha :)
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Male 151
. . .*silence*. . .THIS REMINDS ME OF MY OLD MATH TEACHER...only less grammer-ish and more math-ish.
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Male 999
lol someone with anger management+ free time = this.
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Male 134
so many swears :(
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Male 313
I`m no grammar nazi but there are too many grammar mistakes in this rip on grammar mistakes to be funny
unless hypocrisy is the intended lol
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Male 12,365
[quote]lame
its a style of writing meant to be as fast as possible because thats wat using computers are all about
if some1 judged my intelligence simply from how i text id have to consider them to be the dumbass[/quote]

A person`s use of language is the way they communicate with other people. It`s possible for someone to be intelligent yet unable to use a language of normal complexity, but that`s rare.

You choose to use a messy, simplified approximation of a language that`s been dumbed down to suit you.

I think it`s reasonable to judge your intelligence from that.
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Male 88
u mad?
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Male 327
All that grammar for such a limited vocab...
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Female 2,220
The missing question mark at the end of the very end sentance is very displeasing.
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Male 628
y and r and u such a f***ing grammar nazi!!!!!
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Male 260
Boring, if i m typing in a game i cant be bothered with 2 extra letters. same for spelling. Every sec counts gdm it XD
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Male 70
It was kind of funny at first, then about half way through I realized that it was stupid. I mean, I agree 100%, but all that language.
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Female 43
that was awsome
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Female 708
HEY DUMB poo YOU FORGOT ALL THE dratING QUESTION MARKS AFTER ALL OF YOUR dratING QUESTIONS! I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST MAKE A BIG dratING PILE OF DECLARATIVE STATEMENTS AND FRAGMENTS. FFFFFUUUUUCCKKKKK YOUUUUUUU!
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Female 1,324
that`s hilarious XD
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Male 1,351
Yes, but how does that make u feel?
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Male 55
"4. I drating hate you."

Probably the best post ever posted on I-A-B. I had to log in just to rate it.
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Male 975
lame
its a style of writing meant to be as fast as possible because thats wat using computers are all about
if some1 judged my intelligence simply from how i text id have to consider them to be the dumbass
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Male 90
"You`re means you f.ucking are" I`m no professor but i`m pretty sure its you are. : P
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Male 230
Please do not hesitate to hold back. We need to know how you really feel about this.

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Male 1,378
glad I type correctly and none of this was helpful.
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Female 120
BUCK8407, you spelled "grammar" wrong.
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Male 145
Awesome.
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Female 136
I`ve been trying to tell my sister this for years!
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Male 415
y r u so mad?
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Female 3,726
Okay and since we have posts like these...why is drat, poo and rooster still censored? Hypocritical bastards...
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Female 49
hahaha nice xD was there any way to put another cuss into that? i dont think so... lol
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Male 384
Yeah. Just yeah.
It`s as if someone was in my head every time that I have had to read a bad text message.
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Female 281
*lol* Win. :3 *favorites*
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Male 6,693
Ok. Wow. Sorry for whatever. Chill out. Take a Valium.
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Female 1,043
i`m hurt :`(
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Male 21
i didn`t even get to the end. Maybe your point would be made if you could use correct grammer along with your "education."
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Female 169
nerdrage.
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Female 4,376
I`m usually good with "then" and "than" as well as "Their, They`re and There". I also never use Y, R, or , U for the most part unless I`m texting which is rarely and I need to save space in a hurry. I will fully admit though I have never been the greatest at apostrophes or commas and probably missed like 5 opportunities to use them correctly in this paragraph.
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Male 1,547
"look out here come`s an S!"
you mean "comes", WHY THE F*CK DID YOU USE AN APOSTROPHE YOU F*CKING F*CK. DID YOU MEAN "COME IS"? WHAT THE F*CK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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Male 17
He missed an apostrophe on Down`s.
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Male 2,893
thisgo ,tb ori,gn,halfw,a ythru.
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Female 188
is that a song? well it could be. I memorize better with songs
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Male 8
y r u so gay?
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Male 201
The funny thing is, the grammar in this tirade is not all correct.
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Female 354
i couldnt reade the hole dam thang.
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Male 5,194
tl;dr
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Male 876
this is entertaining, however, for someone who is gets so irritated with improper grammar, where are the question marks after the eloquent question "what the goddamn f*ck is wrong with you" ??? as well as the lack of periods everywhere.
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Male 75
Reading this sucks.
There are no dots.
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Female 52
"What`s something smart and witty I can add to this thread?"
"Something smart and witty?"
-hits with spoon-
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Male 316
It needed more fullstops.
You know, to break up his "sentence".
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Male 164
Glad to know that you`re looking at aib during class. Hope you`re not on a Hope scholarship in GA.
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Male 451
someone has issues
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Female 614
the colors and different fonts held my attention, while the random implementation of "WHAT`S WRONG WITH YOU!?" made me accidentally laugh during class.

i think it`s safe to say this is a win, but i don`t know how many people who can`t use grammar correctly actually took the time to read all of it. or retain any of it.

GOOD EFFORT :D
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Female 1,070
I`m pretty sure this should be titled "What the Goddamn drat is Wrong with You?"

Lol.
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Male 1,129
When you are calling someone a retard like, "You retard." It is in fact an independent clause.
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Female 62
Y SO SRYS?
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Female 129
This would have been funny if the person writing it had used the correct punctuation and placed words in an easy to read order. "it is drating not that difficult"??

Surely "is it not that drating difficult"?

Oh well.
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Male 61
@fatex. Hate to correct people, but `you retard`cannot stand alone as an independent clause. It has no verb. Therefore it is a correct usage of the comma. Though you did use the comma and semi colon correctly.
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Female 66
I can understand how this would be annoying if done in excess, but when it comes to the internet and texts I don`t care if people want to short hand it.

I write and expect others to write properly when it matters. This means work, school, or other important exchanges. The way I talk with co-workers is different than how I talk with friends at happy hour. It`s the same thing as far as I`m concerned.

I also love it when two people are having an argument online and the debate stops to correct each other`s grammar. It proves absolutely nothing.




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Male 1,129
Actually the comma was used improperly. "He`s a motherdrating comma, you retard." Those are in fact two independent clauses; they must be separated by either a period, or a semi colon. Now my use of the comma and semi colon in the previous sentence were correct.
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Male 38
grammer nazi`s suck, it took me till college to learn the difference between there they`re and their... i`m bound to still get it wrong now and again, because surely it`s more important that the other person understands what you mean then be capable of wining a politicize prize on spelling
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Male 1
This duchebag does not know how to use a FLIPPING PERIOD!!!! EPIC FAIL!!!!!
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Female 236
Well, I would agree but not ALL people in the world are born English speaking. We have other grammar rules and therefore find it difficult. The only thing I have learned about English grammar is what I have been able to pick up over the excessive amounts of internet rantings about the subject. The rules and sentence constructions in English is NOTHING like my native language.
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Female 170
I love this. Epic win.
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Male 143
If he used poor grammar and punctuation to exaggerate his point, then he is more retarded than I thought. The whole point of the rant is to show the proper use of grammar and punctuation, which he then used to put down those who use them improperly.
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Male 27
The missing punctuation and capitalization is done on purpose to blatantly exaggerate, please stop arguing about it.
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Male 338
y u mad tho?
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Male 395
This made my day!
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Female 249
aserinn - `periods` or `full stops` are puncuation not grammar...seems we`re all guilty of bad english.


Lol wikipedia time. "In linguistics, grammar is the set of structural rules that govern the composition of sentences, phrases, and words in any given natural language. "

I would assume punctuation is part of the rules of sentence construction/grammar? IDK.

IDK, as long as it is readable, reasonably well phrased and you type out your words the majority of the time, I`m happy.
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Male 3
Also note the missing capitalization of "I" near the end of the rand. I agree with the other posters; if you`re going to rant about spelling and grammar, you shouldn`t throw punctuation out the window.
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Female 13
Man, what a ridiculous amount of effort to put into something that doesn`t matter at all.
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Male 877

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Male 442
I never knew it`s contained a swear word before
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Male 877
rakoonhat
Female, 18-29, Eastern US
235 Posts Tuesday, June 22, 2010 12:32:06 AM
yea, the entire time I was reading this, and said, "Where are the periods? If it is so freaking important to spell correctly and use correct grammar, why not include some periods there angry author?"


`periods` or `full stops` are puncuation not grammar...seems we`re all guilty of bad english.
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Female 111
I agree wholeheartedly with this.
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Female 75
As an English teacher I love this. However, he didn`t capitalise his "I" multiple times, nor did he use periods or question marks. (The latter of which has been gratuitously pointed out by everyone here already.) That sort of makes the whole point useless.
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Female 116
Dear whomever made this, I love you. I, too, am irked by people who do this.
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Female 654
yea, the entire time I was reading this, and said, "Where are the periods? If it is so freaking important to spell correctly and use correct grammar, why not include some periods there angry author?"
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Male 178
yeahbitches

-um-

yeah! bitche`s!

-no-

yeah bitches!

their it is!

*damn, this is hard*

(that`s what she said)
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Male 4
i really hope you`re being sarcastic hughjass (ohharharhar the name is really funny.)
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Male 559
he is missing a lot of periods
I think he failed
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Male 43
tl:dr
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Male 240
OK I like
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Male 176
Mother Fuhrer ...
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Female 80
He has a typo...and left out punctuation. He should kick his own ass.
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Male 45
its funny how ever1`s grammar is correct in they`re comments. But I seriously dont understand y he is so mad.
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Male 12,138
lol @ Smash... like it!

Also, while we`re on the subject, aloud/allowed, a lot/alot, affect/effect, lose/loose, who`s/whose, regardless/irregardless, i.e./e.g., different from/different than, could of/could have, and finally my personal pet peeve of all time (showing my true inner Grammar Nazi colours now): "I could care less". Couldn`t, goddamit!

/sympathetic rant
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Female 29
i love this guy/girl/transexual.
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Male 7
This reminds me of a teacher i had.
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Male 191
Grammar Hitler
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Male 675
I think someone needs to get laid.
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Male 3,755
I agree 600R3d, he`s missing many periods.

While apparently having one.
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Male 245
I was pleased they got into then and than. Those are probably the least mentioned of all the words people have serious issues using.
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Female 831
i love the anger.

but hey, was this supposed to be funny? missing a few periods there. and what is this "here come`s an S" bullpoo? did the writer do that on purpose?
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Male 15
so sad, letting people make you angry because they can`t spell
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Male 78
tl:dr
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Male 144
damn, that`s one angry grammar nazi. If he`s going to be so mean he should at least do it properly. That rant was filled with run-ons.
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Male 4
dude.... either somebody just got a text message, it was writen incorrectly and had a two way meaning, the meaning that seemed most likely was a bad one, and from you mistaking it, you may have gotten dumped, or somebody has finally made a post to teach dumb people.

either way, i`ll choose choice two and thanks dude
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Female 94
I think I flat-lined about half way through.
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Female 451
So much anger :(
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Male 122
I loved this.
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Female 222
YES!YES! YES!
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Female 509
Amusing.
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Female 32
I`m keeping this for when I have to teach English later in life.
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Female 105
Oh my god, this made my day. Though it saddens me knowing some people may read this and go, "Wuzzat?"
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Male 46
Somebody owes a lot of money to the swear jar.
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Male 18
Lotta grammar Nazi in here.
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Female 327
hmm...isn`t "what the Goddamn f*ck is wrong with you" supposed to have a question mark at the end? As in, put a f*cking question mark at the end of your questions, you dumb grammar Nazi...what the Goddamn f*ck is wrong with you?
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Male 12,138
yes, we mods think the swear filter is a bit silly too. We don`t have anything to do with the under-the-bonnet workings of the site, I`m afraid, we just keep the spammers, trolls, racists etc off the site and occassionally approve content from the submissions list (fancy does about 80% of that himself, as a guesstimate). The site, including its swear filter, was coded back in the days of Buddy, and hasn`t been changed much since.

OT, I thought this was funny - for the same reasons I find Maddox funny with all his profanities. Maybe it`s just my base sense of humour...
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Male 1,135
"What the goddamn f*ck is wrong with you" I am totally using that on xbox live
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Male 228
Now..... what I don`t understand is how you can have content like this with that many "profane" words in it, at a font size 6 to 8 times the size of the text in the comments section, yet........ you cannot write drat, poo, piss, mean person, jerk, motherdrater, tits in the comments section on this site and have it come through uncensored.

In the words of the 90s : What up wit dat?
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Male 12,365
This is what goes through my head when I see the relentless and deliberate drive to dumb English down to a level where it ceases to be a useful language. It`s Orwellian. The point of Newspeak was to limit thought by making language too limited to express complex thoughts and that is exactly what is being done.
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Female 336
This is brilliant. Too bad it`s too long to put on a t-shirt!
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Female 56
Haha, this made me giggle. Did youtube user jpmetz write this? :)

Typos and the occasional spelling or grammatical error don`t really bother me, but these commonly abused examples make me want to break things. ^.^
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Male 1,598
I wish I had an English teacher like this. THAT would make people pay attention.
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Female 301
at least I`ll remember it
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Male 5,189
I c meny typos in theyre. Lawl.
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Male 292
@gshockx21
Monday, June 21, 2010 7:28:50 PM
"This is why I always use proper grammar even if i`m on IM, sure it takes a little longer to right but I have a drating education."

Is that some kind of sick joke?
1. I`m
2. write... I mean come on.

i never really type properly in texts but if you are going to go on some righteous crusade for grammar purification.. you might as well use the right write.
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Male 432
sorry, there`s just too much crap written down for me to pay attention. but i know how to properly use all this stuff.
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Female 798
It`s so angry. Me no likey :(
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Female 1,604
That would`ve been funny if he didn`t swear every other word
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Female 179
Yeah that pisses me off too. Sucks though since everyone I know types like that.
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Male 23
RAGEEEEE!


He does have a point though...lol.
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Male 100
This is why I always use proper grammar even if i`m on IM, sure it takes a little longer to right but I have a drating education.
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Male 411
amazing
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Male 556
"...You always want to put a space after him when you use him a sentence."

I think you mean "use him IN a sentence," you f*cking retard.

What the godd*mn f*ck is wrong with you?!
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Male 1,021
Way too long and boring...Why does I-A-B allow profanity in the posting, but not in the comments. That makes no sense to me. Also Y R U ROFL COS Zzzz KNIM or ? LIC WTFE
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Male 698
this teaches grammar lol way
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Male 60
Here`s a very popular one you forgot: The Oxford Comma. No one really cares about it (except Stephen Colbert) that I know of, but the Oxford Comma is placed after the penultimate (next-to-last) item in a list. An example would be "why, are, and you".

I can live without it (and I have for many years). However, I get really aggravated about people trying to pass off non-words as words. I commend you for pointing this out.
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Female 418
You make too many run on sentences and use CAPS LOCK when not needed, you god damn drating whore of an image. :D
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Male 987
He/she didn`t capitalize the "I" after "Then & than" so props to you writer.
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Female 1,199
Needs moar periods.

But anyway, I agree with this. It pisses me off when people use letters instead of words. >_<; I can tolerate it when grammar is a little off, because hey no one is perfect (and that definitely includes me). :P But dammit people, stop using letters AND numbers to replace whole freakin` words! @%&$
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Female 428
I love this! My inner english teacher, who also swears like a sailor, finds this very entertaining! This just makes my day! It`s not about unintentional miss spellings and the general typos that will pop up when typing; it`s about the fact that so many people seem to have failed english class and couldn`t spell properly to save their lives.
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Male 339
know what i love? when someone makes a big thing like this then everyone on the net scours though it for any mistakes and rips the piss out of the person that wrote it, theres a certain sense of irony to it that assures me the world keeps on spinning

(btw i know i have terrible grammar and/or typos, dont worry i dont mind :D )
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Male 1,625
It`s astounding to see how dumbed down we`ve become. For example, letters from Abraham Lincoln were so eloquent, to go from multi-syllabic words to using base letters for words as indicated here is apalling.
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Male 658
Could someone please stop putting these stupid pic links in the games section?
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Male 877
...i see his point, but i get spelling wrong all the time when i type, im sure it`s the same for grammar...

when type `for` sometimes i look back and see `fro`...maybe im a c u n t bag but am not aware that i am...with my lower case `i` fro `I`...
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Male 130
@ limelight and mitha:

That was intentional. He was giving examples of dumbassery.

That said, swears are fine but an overabundance just comes off as trying too hard for attention. o.<
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Male 336
wait wait wait, You`re means you drating are. so this ` means, drating. never new that. U R smart.
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Male 1,704
couldnt be bothered to read threw it all but was prettty funny!

plus shouldnt he/she used full stops and/or ! marks
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Male 269
wow awesome, he explained some common mistakes with lots of swearwords. English is not my first language, so i`m not exactly sure... but aren`t there some mistakes in this? Not that i mind, but if you write something like this, correct punctuation would be a nice start.
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Female 169
LMFAO thank you!
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Female 1,264
I think someone has anger management issues.

Of course, that does not make this any less amazing.
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Female 21
there`s not supposed to be an apostrphe in "look out here come`s an s"
grammar non-nice individual fails at grammar.
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Male 165
lol awesome
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Male 74
OMG it`s the English Teacher from Hell!
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Female 1,006
Lame. I get the point but it`s just not amusing.
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Female 203
Yes....this is amazing!!!!
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Male 9,305
"TL:DR"

I want to hit you people so hard...
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Male 5,164
But Y he is so enraged ?Can U explain to me pls? Maybe if U explain 2 me THAN i can understand.
BTW lol THEIR R funny.
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Female 48
the importance of a comma:
"man, boobs!" vs "man boobs!"
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Male 914
as i have said before, the mods on this site are double-standard champs of fail
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Female 612
Hmmm. He definitely could have stood to throw in several question marks and periods, but it got the point across.
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Male 332
TL:DR
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Male 24
In the second rant about apostrophes in the quote it should be `comes` not `come`s` MAJOR FAIL
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Male 680
I think somebody wants attention.....
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Male 513
Apparently mommy didn`t hug this one enough.
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Male 275
it may have been deliberate but there shouldn`t be an apostrophe in "come`s".
Also, why do the forums get censored but the links posted can have whatever cursing and potty mouth they want?
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Male 2,436
*stands and applauds*
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Male 200
thank you!! i love this rant
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Male 669
one that i see ALL THE dratING TIME is people spelling "lose" as "loose".
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Male 562
I rather like the kick-in-the-face style of this.

Also, why is this one in games? This is becoming a trend.
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Female 71
I should link my entire list of Facebook friends to this page.
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Female 2,674
i tink dis guy has anger prblms srsly
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Male 14
Missing a good deal of punctuation, especially those at the end of sentences.
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Male 776
"a bit much but very funny. i hate people on facebook who shorten words, i just want to burn them"

the burning part really highlights the nazi part of grammar-nazi, guess that explains everything
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Female 1,329
I felt like I was being yelled at by a drill sergeant.
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Male 418
I have an Android phone and they have voice recognition and I tried to use it once. It spit out, "I will be there to night" as, "I will b there 2 nite." I was like WTf!? I proceeded to delete the stupidity and type my message out so I did not look like a tard barge.
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Male 559

Thru is listed in the dictionary as an informal, simplified spelling of the word t-h-r-o-u-g-h.

It is a word, but you probably shouldn`t use it in your Thesis.
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Male 85
a bit much but very funny. i hate people on facebook who shorten words, i just want to burn them
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Male 542
Chuckled off and on
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Male 7
tl;dr
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Male 776
Right below "then and than", this non-nice individual decided not to capitalize the "I" in his sentence.

Maybe he goes over it earlier, but grammar nazi rants are meant to be skimmed for potential errors, and then ignored.
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Male 2,422
This should be used in every english class.
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Male 28
god that was vile
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Male 1
Y so serious?
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Male 782
I lol`e...sorry laughed out loud.
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Female 635
My other favorite grammar failure, one I`ve noticed a lot recently, is the word `thru`. `Thru` isn`t really a word at all.
Thru =/= Through.
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Male 28
The text forgot one equally common mistake: punctuation. Although, i loved it too much to bitch about it.
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Male 2,085
Jeez, someone has sand in their vagina.
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Male 4
While reading I was just waiting to find a mistake, and there it was :D
...put a space after him when you use him IN a sentence.
Also, commas aren`t live beings, so it should be it, not him.
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Female 250
uuhh. my brain hurts.
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Male 3,842
So close until the end. It is called "Down Syndrome," not "Downs"
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Male 226
"that was hilarious. But I get the feeling a lot of grammar-tards will go "TLDR""

This should not surprise anyone.

I wholeheartedly endorse the use of heavy artillery on anyone who makes these stupid mistakes, by the way.

Also, I printed a copy of that and handed it to my niece. She was not amused, but at least her latest Facebook entry doesn`t read like a hockey-helmeted drool monkey wrote it anymore.
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Female 627
This person should have removed the section on commas. Comma use can be complicated if not taught well. It`s not simply that it goes directly after a word.
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Female 113
I love this so much.

He should have also noted that 2 is not "to, too" and 4 is not "for."
The English language is not a license plate, so use all letters (mainly vowels) when spelling, "Got Tht?"
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Female 159
Love it love it love it
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Male 503
i don`t think some of those cuss words were even considered cuss words
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Male 2,703
I know I read a typo, he missed a word, but I can`t seem to find it after re-reading, and I can`t be bothered to read it anymore, the cursing was unnecessary
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Female 199
bits and pieces of this are scattered everywhere over the Internets

also, nice heads up on the NSFW part bro
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Male 39
This. Was. Stupid. Excessive periods applied for the purpose of making up for all the punctuation this d-bag f*ckin` missed. What a waste. Oh, and excessive use of profanity doesn`t replace wit. When you`re not funny, just accept you aren`t funny and avoid broadcasting your idiocy; you know, to preserve your well-being and what not.
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Female 3,001
cba 2 read it, 2 fkin long ;)
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Male 1,162
that was hilarious. But I get the feeling a lot of grammar-tards will go "TLDR"
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Female 455
This is a thing of beauty.
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Male 701
Something tells me he should be using "!" and not "."
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Male 2,690
I loled
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Male 651
Firstly, my eyes. Whoever wrote this needs to spend less time on their vitriolic rants and more time on their typography skills. Secondly, and this is important, If you`re going to criticise people for their lack of basic English, it helps if you have a rudimentary grasp of it yourself. Punctuation marks are there for a reason.
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Male 422
wutf r u kidd`in me ,i know ow to use one of dem keyboards.`
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Female 295
I lol`d so much XD
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Male 36
Wow, that was educational.
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Male 143
The poster is a drating moron. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR PUNCTUATION IN ORDER BEFORE YOU TAKE YOUR TIME TO CRITICIZE OTHERS!!!!

.....not drating words. <----period

... is wrong with you? <---- question mark

Seriously, periods and question marks are just as important as commas and apostrophes. Douche
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Male 716
This is amazing.
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Female 517
That was long. stopped at the middle. O:
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Male 39,913
R U kidding me? WTF?

lol
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Male 149
OK OK... We all feel like that sometimes. I appreciate the fact that someone took the time to change fonts so many times though. i mean "tho"
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Female 437
Erm, they need capital letters for the "I"s in the bit after "then and than"
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Male 756
teh inturwebz r 4 teh slacurs noob1 togtfo
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Female 751
wow.... that was kind of annoying... I want my wasted time back! xD
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Female 317
that was quite angry. but enjoyable.
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Male 72
If this post were a woman, I would do many, many, dirty things to her.
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Male 25,416
wow grammer nazi at its peak!
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Female 30
I agree with APJ311. Whoever wrote this is a god.
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Male 53
this is so f`cking awesome :D
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Male 247
[quote]And doesn`t he/she need a comma after are/r? Like "y, r, & u?"[/quote]
NO, he doesn`t. Sheesh...
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Male 447
The only thing that annoys me more than people who type poorly on the internet is people who think it`s their job to correct them. The only people who would have bothered to read that whole thing are they type that likes to think they`re superior to everyone.
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Male 18
*YAAAAWWWN* sorry what i got 2 the 3rd bit n stoped readin
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Male 1,598
That is the angriest grammar nazi... ever
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Male 748
I love the person who wrote this.
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Male 599
About time this gets posted, you`ve got no idea how badly I want to say all of that plus more sometimes.
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Male 84
IDK F`in grammer nazi
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Female 349
I need to marry whoever wrote this.
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Male 36
Exactly.
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Male 373
i think he`s mand
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Male 1
Look at the part about the comma. "... when you use him a sentence." What the hell is that? That is not a complete thought. Perhaps he meant "... when you use him in a sentence." Real srs grmr nazi4u rght herr
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Male 56
If I`m ever a teacher, then I`m going to put this up on the wall.
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Male 1,313
What the f#ck is wrong with you, you lazy mother f#cker?! You couldn`t use a period? That mindless drivel is called a run on sentence. You`re a piece of sh#t and I hope you die.
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Male 6,077
There seem to be a lot (two words, not one!) of people who were born in this country but still need ESL!
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Male 15,510
TL;DR
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Male 2,125
I laughed while reading all that. Must be because he pretty much said what I wanted to in very colorful words.
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Male 83
My god this is just perfect. I need to keep this and show it to every non-nice individual who can`t spell for poo.. It drives me mad. The whole `then` and `than` thing really gets to me, i mean its really not that hard to tell the difference!!
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Female 961
I think he`s annoyed
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Male 7
The grammar nazi forgot to user periods in in his sentences. And doesn`t he/she need a comma after are/r? Like "y, r, & u?"

I`m not sayin`, I`m just sayin`.
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Female 257
rofl. im guilty of alot of these and ill admit i laughed.
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Male 1,195
Longest run-on sentence ever.
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Male 132
YRU so angry over nothing? Heres the doctors perscription for Chill Pill`s ,seriously ,this makes no sense! I hope their are no people out they`re that have there feelings hurt by this. If he needs help ,than he needs to give me a call. He`s more angry then anyone I know
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Male 7
That at f-ing funny, and I totally agree with it!
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Male 101
bra-drating-vo...*standing ovation*
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Male 1,674
Just another dumb schmuck who wants the world to know he can write at a 6th grade level.
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Female 2
*When you use him IN a sentence
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Male 2,841
Whoever made this must`ve been one helluva grammar nazi.
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Female 412
I teach English as a second language and you won`t believe how many times my students hand in tests using `u` for `you`. Also `wanna` and `gonna`, stuff like that. It really annoys me and I aways put a big red mark through it. >:(
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Female 1,893
hes seriouse about grammmar... he`s
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Male 1,451
. You see that GQ mothertrucker, it`s a goram period. Use it.
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Male 349
Brilliant.
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Male 493
Well.

That was loud.
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Male 1,357
Oh grammar is so goddamn easy, I just can`t see why people don`t get it. I no ppl lke 2 abbrviate 4 ritin n th web n tht ,bt rly its nt tht dfficlt. :) Spend 30 seconds more on your typing and save a grammar Nazi hours of pain! ahaha
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Male 437
its the internet, who gives a poo
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Male 2,344
by the way it`s "I" not "i"...the post used the lower case form at least twice...just saying!
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Male 305
Damn, Y is this guy so angry?
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Male 397
Y do u get so pissed about grammar?
Get a life.
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Male 833
too long, did not read!
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Male 1,403
I don`t understand why people can`t understand why this was made. "Hurr durr its teh interwebz ppl dont need 2 kare how dey spel" Just because it`s the internet doesn`t mean you can be a drating retard. I`ve seen people use txt talk so much that they turn in essays in school with "y", "u", and "r" instead of the actual words, thinking they`re correct.
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Female 477
s.h.i.t like that pisses me off too
people need to read this
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Female 1,515
Meh, people will still use all those words wrong. >.>
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Male 134
Misanthropic much?

The one letter words, lack of apostrophes and other punctuation is probably due to texting. When limited to 160 characters, one will adapt to get their message across efficiently.

But yeah, this guy just totally schooled his English Composition I class.
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Male 422
I think it was funny...
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Male 29
i totally agree with this, and that`s not the grammar nazi in my speaking.
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Male 2,034
I think somebody needs to get laid.
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Female 2
seriously.... who cares if people mess a few words up and use u,r,and y.... I`d rather somebody abbreviate words and spell things wrong than deal with somebody who can`t express themselves without swearing and using crude language constantly every other word.
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Female 1,593
I like this! :D
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Female 728
I think it`s funny that there are a few grammatical errors in this. The author even forgot a few commas in the section dedicated to commas. And it should be "comes," not "come`s."
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Male 121
@Challenger23: Ditto.
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Female 276
oh ok, now i get grammar! lolz, that was actually really dificult to read due to all the unneccesary profanity, lol, and I`m someone who likes profanity, lol.
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Female 9,572
Grammer Nazi is a Nazi.
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Male 107
i laughed
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Male 349
Ooooooh, Piss works!
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Male 349
So that post is allowed, and still all I can say is drat mean person piss poo, when I type in swear words. Not fair.
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Male 91
I lol at people who really get anal about this stuff. It`s the internet, who gives a poo?
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Female 8,051
Oh yes!!
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Male 519
holy poo thats alot lol
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Male 4,745
drat yeah.
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Male 1,929
lol angry
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Female 346
I shall forward this to everyone I know.
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Male 605
its funny that this person cares so much about wat ppl type... u need to get a lyfe and get fuct!!
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Female 3,574
Yeah, the Oatmeal definitely does these better.
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Male 146
Good stuff! I have never noticed people getting `then` and `than` mixed up. I think that must be more of an American thing... Weak vowel dropping and all that.
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Male 28
U Mad?
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Female 3,574
lol whoever wrote this is a moron.
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Male 73
This is hilarious xD
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Male 258
That pretty much summed up 5 years of secondary school english language classes with Mr Clifford, perhaps with a shade more eloquence than he ever delivered. Thanks for the headstart in life, Mr C.
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Male 196
yes finally something to get me educated on me spelling, thanks me really needed to know this stuff. ^.^
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Female 318
Too bad they didn`t use hardly any periods or maybe their statement would be slightly more valid.

That being said, yumadbro? XD
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Male 90
why r u so gay? words get abbreviated and changed all the time.
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Male 31
y r u so angry ,yo`r more of an idiot then me.
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Male 5,314
4. i f*cking hate you.

i lol`d (or is it lold?)
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Male 15,510
U r rite
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Male 815
oh and i couldnt agree more with duncstar...not as good as the oatmeal
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Male 1,011
hmmmm


We can read such language but we cant say them in text? Kinda silly I-A-B...
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Male 4,546
See this? At the end of my sentence? It`s a question mark motherdrater, and you needed one at the end of "What the goddamn drat is wrong with you".
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Male 815
well, i dont see the point of comment censorship anymore =P

but i lol`ed "look at these fancy-ass sons of bitches!" hahaha
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Male 213
I agree. haha :P
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Male 237
Blimey. For a grammar and punctuation Nazi, there`s some pretty large howlers in that excerpt.

Not as good The Oatmeal.
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