World Cup Soccer Vs. NASCAR [Pic]

Submitted by: madest 7 years ago in Funny

Just another typical day in the south during World Cup.
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Male 69
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Rednecks

`nuff said, right?
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Female 160
@DarkFerret:

"Dumbening"? Really? Well, clearly YOU`VE never watched any NASCAR, you are so smart that you`re using words that haven`t even been invented yet.
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Male 112
I don`t like soccer for the soccer. I like soccer for the ridiculous injuries. Soccer is a fantastic way to break bones.
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Female 1,623
I`ll never understand how people get so excited about watching either of those things.
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Male 151
i`ll admit, i would watch a bit of the Cup but i would never watch Nascar races
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Male 384
@RyanHake actually, there`s a ton of really smart people that dont like either.

Nascar=watching idiots go in a circle for a long time.

soccer= watching idiots kick a ball for a long time.

there`s not enough of a difference there to matter, no?
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Male 2,690
Honestly you have to be about as bright as some redneck hillbilly to not like watching the World Cup ;)
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Male 4,793
no no, not poo, i said sh*t. stupid filter.
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Male 4,793
wait...do people actually WATCH nascar?! But really, both soccer and nascar are boring as poo.
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Male 3,915
Rally Car Racing > Nascar

Any day....
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Male 14
DarkFerret: Is now supreme ruler of the universe and now gets to decide what people should watch.

Just because you have opinions doesn`t mean hey are the right ones.
I`m not a NASCAR fan but just because you don`t appreciate it doesn`t mean it`s not enjoyable.

You pompous ass.

You need to stop thinking about how right you are and instead think about how intolerant society made you.
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Male 239
@brutalnewt

I played soccer, baseball, football, basketball, tennis, golf, and i once raced somebody in my minivan from one stop sign to another and totally won. I still hate watching all of those sports.
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Male 392
Who cares about either of these sports? How about that tennis game?
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Male 188
as you`ve all doubtlessly heard before, NASCAR is an easy sport to follow when you`re hammered.
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Male 2,748
NASCAR: The Dumbening of America.
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Male 25,416
silly!
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Male 593
I don`t usually watch the football when it comes on, but when it comes to the world cup... its all about National pride and that is why I`m watching, COME ON ENGLAND!!!
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Female 1,264
I hate soccer, but I think it`s sucks less than NASCAR. I prefer male ice skating. There are tons of hot men.
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Female 2,352
The crashes don`t even make NASCAR worth it.
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Male 999
fckin stupid
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Female 1,244
I`d rather watch nascar..I hate soccer..plus in nascar there are some cool crashes
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Male 226
"Yeah, I just don`t understand how anyone can watch cars go left for an hour or two."
Uh, have you ever seen a NASCAR race? Try 3-4 hours, not 1-2.
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Female 16
The races are only boring if you`re not drunk. There`s a reason why beer and whiskey are such staples in the South.
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Male 1,370
Yeah, I just don`t understand how anyone can watch cars go left for an hour or two.
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Male 299
@brutalnewt: Indeed. I understand why Americans find baseball so thrilling, but, as I do not know half of the rules, I find it utterly boring.

The only sports I find fun to watch even though I know almost nothing about it are Rugby and Curling.
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Male 1,583
this was in the local paper the other day. made me lolz
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Male 1,357
"it can`t get sponsors to run commercials"
LMFAO whatt??? Just because a sport doesn`t stop every 30 seconds to show commercials, doesn`t mean that it can`t get sponsors. ITV famously showed an advert, whilst England scored against the USA, proving you wrong (although that was by human error). If they can`t get sponsors, what are the names on the shirts of the clubs??
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Male 111
It has been my experience that people are typically into whatever sport they played as a child. Were you on the JV football team? You probably watch football. Play a little basketball with your friends down at the park every Saturday? You probably watch basketball. I played soccer when I was a kid and I think it`s a lot of fun to watch now.

Basically all you really need to appreciate a sport is a basic understanding of it.
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Female 1,441
OMG if you don`t like soccer than you`re missing out. The US vs. Algeria match was SO INTENSE. I feel like I`ve aged 50 years after watching it. The last bit was so incredibly rewarding, I screamed my lungs out! This is what you get for being a soccer fan and it`s glorious.

Also I completely agree with Davymid. I AM SO IMPRESSED with the way the US played today. Way to not take a defeatist attitude and score in the LAST 4 MINUTES OF THE GAME. WOOOOOOOOOT!
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Male 50
My family won`t abide even the idea of soccer except to get mad about the disallowed goal vs. Slovenia. Two points that were made: 1. Soccer is so dull and so few people like it that it can`t get sponsors to run commercials and 2. People in Mali hate America. No offense to NASCAR as a sport, but those are the people that watch it.
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Male 587
@Yokel1337 that is kinda the definition of a sport man.
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Male 1,195
All sports are boring if all you do is watch.
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Male 12,138
It`s THAT kind of drama that makes World Cup soccer so great to watch, more Americans should give it a chance!

Oh, yeah, well done England too.
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Male 12,138
Oh, who cares about Nascar... Heartfelt "well done" to the US for scoring the WINNING GOAL with about 60 seconds of their World Cup left to play. Beautiful goal from Landon Donovan, which sees the US go through to the final round! And all that, after being denied TWO goals (this match and the last one) by BS referee decisions. Did they give up and whimper and whine about it being unfair? No way man, they did the American thing, pulled their socks up and got straight back in the fight with courage and conviction. They fought and fought until they prevailed at (literally) the last minute! Their "us-against-the-world" attitude makes them the most unified team in the entire World Cup IMO, they`re determined to prove their many bitchy detractors wrong... Donovan was in tears after the match, he was so proud of his team, his country and what they had achieved today. I know who I`ll be supporting for the rest of this world cup!
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Male 17,511
SumRandom1: NASCAR competes on more than just oval tracks. If you don`t think it`s a sport, Might I suggest some seat time at a training track. You`ll see just how hard it is and the endurance it takes.
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Male 143
soccer isnt a sport, its just a bunch of people running around chasing a ball.
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Male 794
nascar is not a sport, its traffic, i get it it takes skill to turn the car in one direction for 5 hours going really fast, and there are crashes, but that poo is more boring than watching grass grow, im waiting for when nascar has a second passenger as a navigator, then it will be worth watching, just imagine "left turn coming up 45% angle with a slope, hhhmmm how strange there is a very similar turn almost the whole race" oh and they have sippy straws for when they get thirsty, wtf nascar, wtf
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Male 392
Hey hey hey, people wreck in soccer all the time.
Seriously.
Seriously guys...

Seriously.
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Male 17,511
Volsunga: That`s not the reason I watch and it`s definitely a sport. A sport of endurance, concentration, and skills.
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Male 76
choonma i feel ur pain

by the way world cup is sometimes full of controversy, have any of u guys watched the serbia-us game?
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Male 142
"Any sport is boring to watch.

Except maybe ice hockey. "
- Fazerella

I personally think Curling is fascinating, but I may be in the minority on that one...
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Male 1,547
NASCAR isn`t a sport. This is because the reason you watch is to see them fail (crash).
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Male 17,511
At least NASCAR has the chance of a wreck happening.
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Male 40,728
It takes 91 minutes to score a goal in soccer... Boooooring!
(lolz! joke! I love the World Cup! Go Camaroon! Oh wait...)
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Male 132
I hate Nascar with passion, why?
Nascar: It`s just a bunch of left turns and it doesn`t take 500 laps aroud speedways across America to figure out that Jimmie Johnson`s gonna win everything

And believe me, I live in in the South!
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Male 29
ok, but i still can`t figure out how two completely different sports can be compared. It`s not a question of superiority because there is a lack of things by which you can establish the greater one. I`ve just blown my own mind.
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Male 196
Ha ha! Redneck, uneducated Americans are the only ones who hate the beautiful game of soccer!

No, soccer AND NASCAR suck. It doesn`t have to be either or.
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Male 392
And it also makes me laugh that people chastise professional athletes (although calling NASCAR drivers "athletes" is a stretch) because they are OBVIOUSLY better than you and me. You can`t turn left at 200+ mph and neither could I. You can`t run across a soccer pitch and kick a goal past one of the highest ranking players and neither could I.

And the US did indeed place higher than England.
Kindly suck my hairy balls, those of you who said our team isn`t worthy.
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Male 392
@zalexander: because soccer is played in more places. There`s no denying that soccer is the more popular sport, that does NOT make it superior.
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Female 106
Any sport is boring to watch.

Except maybe ice hockey.
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Male 1,442
Amazing so many crashs happen in NASCAR. Do they get lost and go right?

Also USA got higher then England! You should be happy and supporting about it, not calling it boring!
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Male 55
I am very amused at the irony of people saying soccer is only boring for you because you don`t "get it". Then in the next sentence going on to call out other sports as being boring.
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Male 314
@Luniz
Except not even Americans like Nascar, just the rednecks lol
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Male 122
And if you watch it for the crashes, F1 crashes are far better. Really, NASCAR is like poo F1. Really poo.
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Male 587
Soccer and Nascar are both boring sports to watch. Lots of sports are Boring to watch.. Golf, Baseball, Tennis, basketball, anything in a pool. But Sports regardless of what it is are fun and good times. Just watching some of them is not so fun.
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Female 448
I find both pretty terrible. I`d take football and baseball any day.
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Male 587
LOL Nascar is Americas Soccer. does that mean the rest of the worlds soccer fans are like out Nascar fans? Whoa just send chills down my back PLEASE DON`T LET IT BE SO!!!
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Male 29
OK, i`d be glad to hear an explanation about how three quarters of the world knows who Pele, Eusebio and Maradona are and anyone outside U.S. borders doesn`t know (or even heard of) Dale Earnhardt or Jeff Gordon.
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Male 392
Besides, can`t we all agree that golf is drating stupid to watch and not play?
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Male 392
Honestly, I don`t find either of those sports boring. I don`t watch soccer much, because it`s not really... My thing. But it`s not boring by any means.
As far as NASCAR goes, it is mostly all left turns... At 200 MPH. And crashing, also at 200 mph.

And don`t drat with baseball. It might not be as fast paced, but it`s the "buildup that makes it interesting"
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Male 191
@dave32891,

In Nascar you don`t get to listen thousands of people blowing vuvuzela at same time!
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Male 2,034
I honestly believe that anyone who thinks soccer is boring just doesn`t understand how the game works. It`s the build-up that`s the most interesting. That`s if you understand it, though.

NASCAR on the other hand... (don`t worry NASCAR, baseball`s worse)
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Male 191
Everyone I know who likes NASCAR say they watch it for the crashes
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Male 541
honestly Id rather watch NASCAR. In soccer you don`t have people crasing at 200 mph
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Male 975
Nascar is the worst. no wait...the fans
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Male 2,688
How can ANYONE find constant left turns entertaining?
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Male 131
I don`t watch sports. But I do enjoy watching the World Cup.
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Male 1,021
Hell for me would be 2 channels. One is NASCAR and the orther is World Cup - but I am forced to watch TV
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Male 516
my uncle watches NASCAR. i don`t get it...
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Female 9,572
As much as I don`t like NASCAR, it`s less boring then Soccer.
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Female 248
XD
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Male 333
NHRA ftw!!!
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Female 301
stupid rednecks
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Male 1,011
Hmmmm I dont watch Nascar..

the only organized sport I even bother to watch is Sumo :)
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Male 6,693
Cant stand Nascar .
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Male 15,510
Any sport or hobby is boring if you are not into it
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Male 10,338
LOL NASCAR is better when the crashes result in injury. 95% of the time, world cup is better.
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Male 143
dam straight
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Male 351
Both are boring, however I would chose the world cup over nascar, but then again soccer has no crashes.
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Male 250
see its true for the average moment in each sport but when poo hits the fan, the roles change and nascar becomes cooler and the footy just becomes pretentious acting
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Male 442
there are no car crashes in nascar though
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Male 131
hehehe, that`s awesome :`)
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Male 7,378
Link: World Cup Soccer Vs. NASCAR [Pic] [Rate Link] - Just another typical day in the south during World Cup.
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