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    fancylad Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 2:05 pm
    Link: Why You So Sexist, Women? - Once and for all ladies, that`s not what THAT means!
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    baileyabb Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 2:15 pm
    Hm, yeah..I don`t feel bad for them. Men have it easier,and women have just as much of a guilt for being small chested as small sized men.
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    Septemberex Female 13-17
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    June 30, 2010 at 2:16 pm
    -YES.
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    schecter5 Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    This made me giggle... And its true. Think about it.

    If you ever heard a comedian (male or female) say something that gives women a higher status than me, rampant applause and cheers and laughter.

    When anyone ever says something that elevates males, no one laughs, I`ve even heard slight booing and everyone all of a sudden got touchy.

    Is it because the women don`t know how to act in the real world without trying to either be victims of oppression or constantly saying they`re better for no actual reason? I mean, its not their fault men didn`t build things that actually matter in life such as culture, objectivity, morals, intelligence, and humility into a kitchen. Or maybe they just need to change their collective tampon. :O
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    ScottSerious Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    haha, yes.
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    DIETY Male 13-17
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    June 30, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    I never really understood why people automatically think people with big trucks or fast cars have small penises. I like fast cars and big trucks and my penis is above average.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Hm, yeah..I don`t feel bad for them. Men have it easier,and women have just as much of a guilt for being small chested as small sized men.

    i) I`m curious as to how you arrive at that conclusion.

    ii) How often have you heard a man deriding a woman for having small breasts *regardless of the size of her breasts* because she`s done something he doesn`t approve of or doesn`t understand? I`m confident the answer is never.

    It`s useful in a sense though - any woman who says this is conveniently making it clear she`s sexist and nasty and therefore unworthy of any man`s time.

    If you want a closer parallel, it would be a man telling a woman she`s fat and ugly solely because he wants to cause her psychological harm and knows that will work. Is that funny?
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    snap!
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    green_btrfly Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    "Or maybe they just need to change their collective tampon"

    I loled!

    but he has a point, male cheuvanists... are there female cheuvanists? Nooooo!(sp?)
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    I never really understood why people automatically think people with big trucks or fast cars have small penises.

    They don`t. They just know it`s often an effective way to cause psychological harm to a man. Maybe they`ll get really lucky and he`ll kill himself. Wow, how funny would that be?

    It`s a form of bullying, usually prompted by a combination of jealousy and sexism. Or maybe stupidity and sexism. Or just general nastiness and sexism.
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    JeffBeau Male 30-39
    180 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    @schecter: dude, forget all that garbage. Women are totally awesome. Love them. Yeah, some go off and get all combative, but bottom line is they all just want to be loved.

    @bailey: Have no guilt - `small chested` is super hot. But yeah, you`ve got a point. And men`s clothing hides it, for women they`re right out there for all to see. I love you girl.
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    HarryBalszak Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    "Hm, yeah..I don`t feel bad for them. Men have it easier,and women have just as much of a guilt for being small chested as small sized men."

    Small-chested women are easy to spot, whereas comparing a man`s choice of vehicle to the size of his endowment is, at best, an assumption. And you know what is said about those who assume.
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    malikymoo Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 2:42 pm
    thats good!
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    Webz Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    "Women have just as much of a guilt for being small chested as small sized men."

    But some guys prefer smaller breasts. Why does no girl ever prefer a smaller penis?? WHY GODDAMIT WHY?!?!?
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    liklepip Female 18-29
    136 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    I dunno actaully my freind gets teased becuase for being small chested and another gets teased for having a massive chest. I bet guys don`t get teased for that?
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    slab-of-rage Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    I always thought that there`s not much difference between between a flat-chested woman and a boy, so the guys who like them especially are just closeted.
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    The_Garuness Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:07 pm
    Ack, come on! We should all just love women and men who are awesome and nice, regardless of size of chest and junk.
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    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    yeah Webz is right. its not always about size for guys when it comes to boobs. really its the firmness that counts. but somehow when it comes to girls preferences for guys, bigger is always better
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    @The Garuness "We should all just love women and men who are awesome and nice, regardless of size of chest and junk"



    :-|




    R O F L M H A O ! good one!
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    henryhendrix Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    liklepip - Thats because we don`t let everyone see our dicks. Not being sexist at all, just saying.
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    bloodwrage Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    "I dunno actaully my freind gets teased becuase for being small chested and another gets teased for having a massive chest. I bet guys don`t get teased for that?"

    If a guy has a massive chest, he would probably be teased.
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    AlANeptune Female 18-29
    264 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:27 pm
    "Women have just as much of a guilt for being small chested as small sized men."

    But some guys prefer smaller breasts. Why does no girl ever prefer a smaller penis?? WHY GODDAMIT WHY?!?!?"

    Newsflash: Men use boobs for grabbing and teasing, and don`t need ones larger or smaller for that, and women use penises as a way of being filled. Feeling dumb, yet?
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    GothicQueen Male 13-17
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    YES!! lmao
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    DrMambo Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    At the risk of asking a stupid question, what comic is this from?
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    DiegoDeFuego Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    @alaneptune

    i think you missed a joke there.
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    Aus10816 Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:32 pm
    Let`s say I have a somewhat larger than average penis.

    Does that mean I`m not allowed to own a luxury sports car?
    I can`t afford one now, and probably won`t for a while, but if some guy with a small penis was sick of the stereotyping and decided to hand me the title I don`t think I would object.
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    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    women drive hummers, and they just look f`n stupid, regardless of breast size.
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    AppleBlue Female 18-29
    119 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    women who`s partners have smaller penises report a higher level of sexual satisfaction.
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    deyv87 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    "Newsflash: Men use boobs for grabbing and teasing, and don`t need ones larger or smaller for that, and women use penises as a way of being filled. Feeling dumb, yet?"

    Newsflash: I can think of at least two ways for men to use chesticles that require larger breasts. Also I can think of one that requires smaller breasts. There are youngins around, so I won`t go into too much detail; but if you`re perverted enough, I`m sure you can think of them. Feeling bitchy, yet?
  30. Profile photo of CaptainPat
    CaptainPat Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    lol. its true, theres a double standard to everything.
    Women can be sexist and it`s ok. But if men are they`re worthless pooty scum.
    If white people are racist they are terrible awful people, yet any other race can make fun of any other race (especially when they are making fun of whites) and not even a single head is turned.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:45 pm
    Men are pigs, women are bitches. I`m making a t-shirt.
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    mysticalrose Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 3:55 pm
    "At the risk of asking a stupid question, what comic is this from?" This is from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

    "Men have it easier,and women have just as much of a guilt for being small chested as small sized men." Um, no I don`t. I`m quite thankful that I don`t have a large chest. Seems rather uncomfortable and inconvenient to me--They can`t get away with going bra-less and still looking good.
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    akijade Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    Now we`re ripping off Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal?

    This site is becoming a list of highlights from all of the sites I already visit.
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    KannaLilly Female 13-17
    635 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    IM YELLING BECAUSE I HAVE NO PENIS.
    Wait...

    Regardless, I try not to hate on guys for being guys, as long as they`re cool with me having some typical woman things about me (like worrying about weight, for example). It`s hard sometimes, as the guys I hang out with talk about boobs a lot. It`s a teenager thing, I`ve been told.
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    iceblack Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 4:07 pm
    @AppleBlue

    Then you and those girls need to get
    a boyfriend with a medium/large size
    who actually knows what he`s doing
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    this is true. there is a huge double standard in this country. TV shows, commercials, women all slam men on a daily basis and it is okay. flip it around and women lose their damn poo. women also yell and complain about medical issues way more than men despite medical facts that prove men die of more diseases and more often than women do.

    W@Appleblue-I hghly doubt what you are saying considering one survey after another shows the opposite to be true.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    @Kannalilly

    boys grow up at some point but talking about boobs never stops.
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    Morrigann Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    You want an example of this? Watch the new Corona Commercials with the couple on the beach.
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    Only fat and/or ugly chicks make a big deal about sexism.
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    madest Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    Me and my penis drive a tiny slow car so it must be true.
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    britt566 Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 4:40 pm
    har har har
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    JTheGreat Female 13-17
    285 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    I thought the way to tell was by the guy`s shoe-size (divide by two then add two), not by their car. And besides, I know plenty of male comedians (Mr. Daniel Tosh, anyone?) who criticize women by their chest size. All of the women in the audience and watching at home are too amused to be offended anyway.
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    LOL awesome.
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    lerie Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 5:05 pm
    "Only fat and/or ugly chicks make a big deal about sexism."

    No, only idiots don`t make a big deal about it.


    But yeah, I do think that there is a lot of sexism against men. It`s wrong.
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    inaria Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    Woot double standards!! *thumbs up*
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    Aceyblob Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 5:41 pm
    anything to get `em to shut up about it.
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    OmgZelda Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    I thought the way to tell was by the guy`s shoe-size (divide by two then add two), not by their car. And besides, I know plenty of male comedians (Mr. Daniel Tosh, anyone?) who criticize women by their chest size. All of the women in the audience and watching at home are too amused to be offended anyway.

    ---

    Actually, there was a post on IAB a few days back about a man`s peen being 3x his thumb length. I can`t find it, but it`s there!!
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 5:50 pm
    Me and my penis drive a tiny slow car so it must be true.

    I have a bicycle. I`m one of the few people in this country who don`t have a car at all - no need for one, no reason to pay for one.

    So obviously I have a penis so large I use it as a belt and horses stare in amazement.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    I thought the way to tell was by the guy`s shoe-size (divide by two then add two)

    Various women think all sorts of methods work, but none of them do. The only way to tell is to see it erect. Can`t tell from flaccid size, can`t tell from any part of the body. You might be able to get a rough idea, but you can get an equally (in)accurate rough idea just by assuming average.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    And besides, I know plenty of male comedians (Mr. Daniel Tosh, anyone?) who criticize women by their chest size.

    An example would be useful. "I don`t like something you do, therefore you have the wrong size breasts" would be rather a strange thing to say.
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    belunan Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    He`s not yelling because he has a small penis. He`s yelling because he can`t ever seem to get the women around him to stfu long enough for the shrill ringing of their complaining voices out of his head long enough to have a coherent thought.
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    LemonTarte Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    I think the difference between sexist jokes against women and sexist jokes against men is that the ones against men were probably made in backlash to the ones against women. "Oh, I`m an airhead because of my big tits? Well then, you`re a douchebag overcompensating for his Fun Size equipment." It`s more of a petulant "take that!" than a widespread oppressive idea ingrained into most people from birth.

    That doesn`t make it right, but it`s not as wrong.
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    Loew Female 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    This is just payback for the "Oh, you`re not really upset. It`s probably just that time of the month" crap that men pull.

    Plus I get to say `penis` on the intertubes. Penis.
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    thelonious Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    Hmm, I seem to get along good with women. Men too for that matter. Maybe sexist comments are just another type of insult directed at the person that pissed you off and not really some blanket statement about the entire gender.
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    ElMustache Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 6:44 pm
    Lerie: My point exactly.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 6:46 pm
    "I thought the way to tell was by the guy`s shoe-size (divide by two then add two)"

    The only remotely true comparison is to measure from the base of their palm to the tip of the middle finger. This isn`t 100% accurate, but it`s a generalized proportion. However, no person is 100% perfectly proportionate (i.e. length of foot should equal length of forearm, etc) so these measurements could be WAY off, thus giving those who haven`t read my comment completely through a reason to call me wrong.
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    Micktrex Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    Haha.
  58. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 7:17 pm
    I think the difference between sexist jokes against women and sexist jokes against men is that the ones against men were probably made in backlash to the ones against women.

    Two points:

    i) A backlash against a person is revenge. A backlash against several billion people who have some minor aspect of biology in common with that person is bigotry. You can`t do that unless you`re a bigot in the first place.

    ii) Nowadays in the "west", it would be more accurate to put it the other way around. Either way, all it does is cause more of the same. Which is true of any irrational prejudice. Unless, of course, you believe men are superior to women and that therefore no men would react to sexism with sexism. Which I don`t.

    It also opens the argument that prehistoric "matriarchies" existed and that therefore all "patriarchal" sexism was a backlash to that and therefore no so wrong.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    June 30, 2010 at 7:26 pm
    taylor_stone:

    What sample size was used to assess the accuracy of the method you describe?

    Were the test subjects representative of humanity in general or more localised?
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    ThreeEdge Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    That`s what I`ve been saying for years! Why can women get away with being sexist!
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    Solvent Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 7:51 pm
    Real men don`t care about sexism because they aren`t women.
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    xKiesix Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 7:53 pm
    Mid-life Crisis.
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    Antithet Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    My Classics teacher was really sexist but whenever me or any of the other lads complained she said it wasn`t sexist, hypocrite.
    I can`t stand double standards. Why can`t people just seek equality rather than have constant struggles for power over others.

    Other than that, funny comic :o)

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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
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    June 30, 2010 at 8:01 pm
    "It also opens the argument that prehistoric "matriarchies" existed and that therefore all "patriarchal" sexism was a backlash to that and therefore no so wrong."

    +10 points for the intelligent debate point...

    "What sample size was used to assess the accuracy of the method you describe?

    Were the test subjects representative of humanity in general or more localised?"

    Truth is, I haven`t tested this theory on my own, but I know MINE is proportionate to the length of my hand, as well as a few friends of mine whom I challenged to try it. As well, my foot size is equal to the length of my forearm, and this was taught to us in high school science class... And with the exception of 2 kids out of the 25 in the class, it fell true. (both kids it didn`t fit were built like houses, so its possible that the proportion gets thrown off as a person grows past a certain size.)
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
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    June 30, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    I`ve heard that the higher your post-count is on IAB, the smaller your penis is.


    (Yes, I know I have 3k posts. There`s people on here with 3 times that amount; For them I have greatest sympathy.)
  66. Profile photo of Bilburn
    Bilburn Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 8:11 pm
    "Real men don`t care about sexism because they aren`t women." Agreed, real men can just suck it up
  67. Profile photo of GlooStikk
    GlooStikk Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 8:35 pm
    aw is the poor rich white man upset because it`s unfair??
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    Xerasia Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    i drive sports cars because they go fast. i`m a girl, so i guess this comic doesn`t apply to me anyway, because if i was a guy i`d be freakin` huge.
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    gatorade777 Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 9:02 pm
    This girl was saying today about how sexist *against woman* it is that if a woman rapes a guy its not trialed as rape but high degree of sexual harassment.
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    sparrowpants Female 13-17
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    June 30, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    i concur with gloostick.
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    JTheGreat Female 13-17
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    June 30, 2010 at 9:44 pm
    Various women think all sorts of methods work, but none of them do. The only way to tell is to see it erect. Can`t tell from flaccid size, can`t tell from any part of the body. You might be able to get a rough idea, but you can get an equally (in)accurate rough idea just by assuming average.

    Meh, the more accurate the method, the more suspicious the guy is going to get.
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    FeistyAni Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    lololol I`d think it too, poor sucker :p
  73. Profile photo of TehTy
    TehTy Male 13-17
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    June 30, 2010 at 9:48 pm
    GorGak2000 is just making excuses.
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    Puddingbrood Male 13-17
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    June 30, 2010 at 9:54 pm
    @gorgack: that would mean it would shrink every day
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    JTheGreat Female 13-17
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:12 pm
    An example would be useful. "I don`t like something you do, therefore you have the wrong size breasts" would be rather a strange thing to say.

    I don`t watch him enough to get an exact quote, but he was talking about how he only buys good drinks for women with large chests, and then he said something along the lines of, "All of you flat-chested women can laugh, because those other girls are too dumb to get the joke!" And yes, they laughed.
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    Avalessa Female 13-17
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    Teehee
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    TypicalJerk Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 10:44 pm
    and he couldn`t even comment on her small bewbs...
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    Lamiacraor Female 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    That depends on the person. But, with males, I have noticed that they have a fascination with their own penises when it comes to buying: swords, knives, guns, cars, condoms, anything that is phallic.
    What would frustrate me more is that a male would not be willing to admit it. At least my husband is willing to admit it, as well as a few others males I have spoken to. Why can`t everyone else?
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 11:30 pm
    lol... so... a guy just can`t have a nice car??
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    martinikene Male 18-29
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    June 30, 2010 at 11:37 pm
    Damn right!
  81. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    July 1, 2010 at 12:01 am
    That depends on the person. But, with males, I have noticed that they have a fascination with their own penises when it comes to buying: swords, knives, guns, cars, condoms, anything that is phallic.
    What would frustrate me more is that a male would not be willing to admit it. At least my husband is willing to admit it, as well as a few others males I have spoken to. Why can`t everyone else?

    Almost all males are unable to communicate abstract thoughts, obviously. That`s limited to humans only.

    I like the way you assume that every "male" who doesn`t conform to your frankly rather bizarre beliefs is lying.

    Maybe the "males" who say they conform to your weird beliefs are just humouring you. Maybe you choose the "males" you know well on the basis that they do conform to your beliefs - after all, you`d certainly want some degree of compatibility with your husband, at least.

    But your beliefs are very weird
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    bonzoello Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 12:01 am
    Sexism only exists in subtlety anymore.
  83. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
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    July 1, 2010 at 12:08 am
    I am curious now...do you have similarly strange beliefs about women (do you call them "females"?) making strange connections between body parts and things they buy? Do you think all women are fascinated with their own vaginas when it comes to buying cars? Clothes? Handbags? Maybe you think handbags are symbolic of vaginas? If cars are symbolic of penises (huh?), they hey, why not?

    I think some people are overly obsessed with penises and that nearly all such people are women.
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    grahamm Male 18-29
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    July 1, 2010 at 12:25 am
    at least he can park it
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    belunan Male 30-39
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    July 1, 2010 at 12:43 am
    "At least my husband is willing to admit it, as well as a few others males I have spoken to. Why can`t everyone else?"

    Anything feminists don`t like is classified as a phallic obsession and any man that won‘t buy into this mentality and learn to piss sitting down has a penis obsession. Everything they look at has to do with a dick. Is it long? It`s a dick issue. Is it round? It`s a testicle issue. Is it square? It`s a testicle issue waiting to become round. You like TV? The remote is long and hard, therefore it`s phallic. Having the remote is then a penis issue. You want a man to admit something real? I admit that I’m sick of this quasipsychobabble crap. I admit that I just want peace and quiet. I admit that all I want in life is a cold beer, a hot steak and some silence.
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    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:53 am
    and I still won`t leave the drating lid down.
  87. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:49 am
    effing A right belunan!!!!!
  88. Profile photo of Pandabee
    Pandabee Female 40-49
    857 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 2:16 am
    Small willy and ginger...bless.
  89. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 2:26 am
    effing A right belunan!!!!!
  90. Profile photo of themightybox
    themightybox Male 13-17
    76 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:15 am
    so true...
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    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:29 am
    I`ve heard that the higher your post-count is on IAB, the smaller your penis is.
    That explains why opie is a girl!

    with males, I have noticed that they have a fascination with their own penises when it comes to buying: swords, knives, guns, cars, condoms, anything that is phallic.
    Swords and knives take their shape from the earliest weapons, which were blunt objects occuring naturally like tree limbs. Are branches phallic? That shape is just efficient for hitting people and fighting, so it is used for swords.

    If you can design a gun that doesn`t require a straight barrel in order to accurately aim, you would become a billionaire. This is again a requirement of the weapon.

    Cars are designed for aerodynamics. And incidentally, my car looks nothing like my penis. If your husband`s does, take him to the doctor.

    A condom is designed to GO ON A PENIS. So it HAS to be phallic. If it wasn`t, it would be useless.
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    jayme21 Male 18-29
    579 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:39 am
    The white Christian male the last acceptable target in modern society.

    And exactly almighty bob, anyone think people might buy sports cars as a status symbol (i can afford this) or the thrill of driving fast like why you`d ride a roller coaster.
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    SvampeBob Male 18-29
    3076 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:23 am
    haha
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    radoinc Male 18-29
    184 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:25 am
    @belunan You`re absolutely right!

    If men buy cars to compensate for their penises what about women and expensive shoes? Because shoes are basically shiny leather holes. So they must be insecure about their vaginas right?
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    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:32 am
    lol
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    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:03 am
    Best thing I`ve seen on I-A-B in a while :D This made me seriously laugh.
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    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:08 am
    Ginger and a small penis. Poor bloke.
  98. Profile photo of MattPrince
    MattPrince Male 40-49
    2220 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:13 am
    Quote "Cars are designed for aerodynamics."

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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:25 am
    SMBC!!!!!!!
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:35 am
    Good point, we live in a society of BS and double-standards where women are sexist and objectify men and get away with it. I can`t say anything about them, and I`ve got NOBODY in the kitchen making me a sandwich.
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    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:07 am
    That`s why I drive a small 4 Cylinder Hatchback...


    ...laydeezzz. -.o
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    yepimbored Male 30-39
    131 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 7:22 am
    Women are just plain crazy, but I`m not a fan of the alternative either. They go out wearing clothes with less cotton than an Aspirin bottle and have the audacity to get upset if they catch you stealing a glimpse of their jubblies. What`s up with that?
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 8:00 am
    "Good point, we live in a society of BS and double-standards where women are sexist and objectify men and get away with it."

    Well our country was founded by the puritans, what did you expect? :P
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    liberalirony Male 18-29
    196 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 8:22 am
    "..and I`ve got NOBODY in the kitchen making me a sandwich." Probably cause you`re too busy complaining on internet forums about life`s double standards. Stop being sanctimonious and you might get laid
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    raggz2009 Female 18-29
    63 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 8:23 am
    I suppose I should get back to sammich making now?
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    mmmmalexande Male 18-29
    30 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 8:35 am
    i always thought people that drive huge trucks for no reason were the ones with small dicks.
  107. Profile photo of Ripper398
    Ripper398 Male 18-29
    1310 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 9:23 am
    Ahh, all women really care about is.. er.. *looks down*
  108. Profile photo of Prejudiced
    Prejudiced Female 18-29
    250 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 10:16 am
    Kinda true though. I can be a sexist dick to a man and it`s cool, but if he says something `anti-woman` he is the devil.

    At times like this, drat I LOVE BEING A CHICK IAB. <3
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    Roflmaos Male 18-29
    12 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 10:42 am
    So....is his tongue white because he has a small penis?
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    Floupe Male 13-17
    203 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 11:10 am
    I Lol`d.
    but still quite sexist.
    D: Dick + Car = ??????????????
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    mulan182 Female 18-29
    305 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    i bet the guy who wrote this comic has a small penis
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    GreyYes Female 18-29
    418 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    i think men have yet to realize women dont actually care unless its REALLY small or REALLY big
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    Freud said that women who choose phallic symbols (like guns or big cars) have penis envy, just like how a man with a small penis will choose a big car or threaten to shoot people with his gun.

    Of course Freud smoked cigars non-stop while telling us how anything remotely penis-like is a phallic symbol
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 3:54 pm
    The guy who invented the Gremlin must have the biggest penis in the world.
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    GurnBlanston Male 40-49
    247 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    GreyYes - you mean, like, if it`s TOO big?
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    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    I drive a Volkswagen Beetle...

    LADIES ;D
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    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 6:11 pm
    i love this comic
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    jsnoopy10 Male 18-29
    20 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 8:00 pm
    it is kind of true about the sexist double standards
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    DogSoldier Male 18-29
    87 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    Same poo about racism. If white people say "hey, you seen the black guy?" or something like that, they scream racism. If they`re taken out from clubs or whatever, it`s cause the bouncer is a racist.

    But when it`s the other way around then it`s not racsist. People need to stop pulling the racist card every damn time, geez.

    (I just used blacks to prove my point, so don`t get all "you drating racist, you hate blacks" on me, hahaha)
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 11:44 pm
    "Probably cause you`re too busy complaining on internet forums about life`s double standards. Stop being sanctimonious and you might get laid"

    cart <> horse
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    Dr4k Male 18-29
    575 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:11 am
    I don`t have a car does that mean I win?
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    riotDX Male 18-29
    600 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 9:41 am
    It`s not just sexism, there are many double standards like this. Race for example. IE It`s not ok for anybody non-black to make fun of a black person for any reason because the black person takes it as a racist remark, but the black person can say whatever he/she wants.
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    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2354 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    I have to agree with the guy in the comic.
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    WhamPowBang Male 18-29
    130 posts
    July 2, 2010 at 11:47 pm
    riotDX: that is exactly why white people aren`t allowed to use the "N" word
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    someguy83 Male 18-29
    119 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 10:11 pm
    i love smbc. one of the greatest comics.
  126. Profile photo of Kludge
    Kludge Male 18-29
    12 posts
    July 6, 2010 at 8:47 am
    Women say all that poo because they are on their periods.
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    July 20, 2010 at 10:44 am
    riotDX, there`s more to it than that. a lot of Black people don`t like saying/hearing it either, but it`s even worse for a non-Black person to say it because of the the word`s history in america pertaining race relations and years of physical/emotional abuse. so the whole "you can`t say that word, it`s OUR word" argument is really bull poo.
  128. Profile photo of Intaresting
    Intaresting Male 18-29
    812 posts
    July 31, 2010 at 2:47 am
    He`s mad because.. you know..

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