Why You So Sexist, Women? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Once and for all ladies, that"s not what THAT means!
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Male 812
He`s mad because.. you know..
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Female 914
riotDX, there`s more to it than that. a lot of Black people don`t like saying/hearing it either, but it`s even worse for a non-Black person to say it because of the the word`s history in america pertaining race relations and years of physical/emotional abuse. so the whole "you can`t say that word, it`s OUR word" argument is really bull poo.
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Male 12
Women say all that poo because they are on their periods.
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Male 119
i love smbc. one of the greatest comics.
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Male 130
riotDX: that is exactly why white people aren`t allowed to use the "N" word
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Female 2,352
I have to agree with the guy in the comic.
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Male 599
It`s not just sexism, there are many double standards like this. Race for example. IE It`s not ok for anybody non-black to make fun of a black person for any reason because the black person takes it as a racist remark, but the black person can say whatever he/she wants.
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Male 575
I don`t have a car does that mean I win?
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Male 5,194
"Probably cause you`re too busy complaining on internet forums about life`s double standards. Stop being sanctimonious and you might get laid"

cart <> horse
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Male 87
Same poo about racism. If white people say "hey, you seen the black guy?" or something like that, they scream racism. If they`re taken out from clubs or whatever, it`s cause the bouncer is a racist.

But when it`s the other way around then it`s not racsist. People need to stop pulling the racist card every damn time, geez.

(I just used blacks to prove my point, so don`t get all "you drating racist, you hate blacks" on me, hahaha)
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Male 20
it is kind of true about the sexist double standards
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Male 1,629
i love this comic
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Female 199
I drive a Volkswagen Beetle...

LADIES ;D
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Male 247
GreyYes - you mean, like, if it`s TOO big?
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Male 2,893
The guy who invented the Gremlin must have the biggest penis in the world.
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Male 3,842
Freud said that women who choose phallic symbols (like guns or big cars) have penis envy, just like how a man with a small penis will choose a big car or threaten to shoot people with his gun.

Of course Freud smoked cigars non-stop while telling us how anything remotely penis-like is a phallic symbol
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Female 418
i think men have yet to realize women dont actually care unless its REALLY small or REALLY big
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Female 305
i bet the guy who wrote this comic has a small penis
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Male 203
I Lol`d.
but still quite sexist.
D: Dick + Car = ??????????????
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Male 12
So....is his tongue white because he has a small penis?
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Female 249
Kinda true though. I can be a sexist dick to a man and it`s cool, but if he says something `anti-woman` he is the devil.

At times like this, drat I LOVE BEING A CHICK IAB. <3
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Male 1,313
Ahh, all women really care about is.. er.. *looks down*
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Male 30
i always thought people that drive huge trucks for no reason were the ones with small dicks.
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Female 63
I suppose I should get back to sammich making now?
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Male 196
"..and I`ve got NOBODY in the kitchen making me a sandwich." Probably cause you`re too busy complaining on internet forums about life`s double standards. Stop being sanctimonious and you might get laid
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Male 9,305
"Good point, we live in a society of BS and double-standards where women are sexist and objectify men and get away with it."

Well our country was founded by the puritans, what did you expect? :P
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Male 131
Women are just plain crazy, but I`m not a fan of the alternative either. They go out wearing clothes with less cotton than an Aspirin bottle and have the audacity to get upset if they catch you stealing a glimpse of their jubblies. What`s up with that?
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Male 1,299
That`s why I drive a small 4 Cylinder Hatchback...


...laydeezzz. -.o
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Male 5,194
Good point, we live in a society of BS and double-standards where women are sexist and objectify men and get away with it. I can`t say anything about them, and I`ve got NOBODY in the kitchen making me a sandwich.
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Male 2,893
SMBC!!!!!!!
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Male 2,220
Quote "Cars are designed for aerodynamics."

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Male 2,220
Ginger and a small penis. Poor bloke.
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Male 1,067
Best thing I`ve seen on I-A-B in a while :D This made me seriously laugh.
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Male 698
lol
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Male 184
@belunan You`re absolutely right!

If men buy cars to compensate for their penises what about women and expensive shoes? Because shoes are basically shiny leather holes. So they must be insecure about their vaginas right?
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Male 3,076
haha
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Male 683
The white Christian male the last acceptable target in modern society.

And exactly almighty bob, anyone think people might buy sports cars as a status symbol (i can afford this) or the thrill of driving fast like why you`d ride a roller coaster.
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Male 4,290
[quote]I`ve heard that the higher your post-count is on IAB, the smaller your penis is. [/quote]
That explains why opie is a girl!

[quote] with males, I have noticed that they have a fascination with their own penises when it comes to buying: swords, knives, guns, cars, condoms, anything that is phallic.[/quote]
Swords and knives take their shape from the earliest weapons, which were blunt objects occuring naturally like tree limbs. Are branches phallic? That shape is just efficient for hitting people and fighting, so it is used for swords.

If you can design a gun that doesn`t require a straight barrel in order to accurately aim, you would become a billionaire. This is again a requirement of the weapon.

Cars are designed for aerodynamics. And incidentally, my car looks nothing like my penis. If your husband`s does, take him to the doctor.

A condom is designed to GO ON A PENIS. So it HAS to be phallic. If it wasn`t, it would be useless.
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Male 76
so true...
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Male 1,313
effing A right belunan!!!!!
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Female 856
Small willy and ginger...bless.
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Male 1,313
effing A right belunan!!!!!
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Male 1,505
and I still won`t leave the drating lid down.
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Male 1,505
"At least my husband is willing to admit it, as well as a few others males I have spoken to. Why can`t everyone else?"

Anything feminists don`t like is classified as a phallic obsession and any man that won‘t buy into this mentality and learn to piss sitting down has a penis obsession. Everything they look at has to do with a dick. Is it long? It`s a dick issue. Is it round? It`s a testicle issue. Is it square? It`s a testicle issue waiting to become round. You like TV? The remote is long and hard, therefore it`s phallic. Having the remote is then a penis issue. You want a man to admit something real? I admit that I’m sick of this quasipsychobabble crap. I admit that I just want peace and quiet. I admit that all I want in life is a cold beer, a hot steak and some silence.
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Male 249
at least he can park it
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Male 12,365
I am curious now...do you have similarly strange beliefs about women (do you call them "females"?) making strange connections between body parts and things they buy? Do you think all women are fascinated with their own vaginas when it comes to buying cars? Clothes? Handbags? Maybe you think handbags are symbolic of vaginas? If cars are symbolic of penises (huh?), they hey, why not?

I think some people are overly obsessed with penises and that nearly all such people are women.
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Male 228
Sexism only exists in subtlety anymore.
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Male 12,365
[quote]That depends on the person. But, with males, I have noticed that they have a fascination with their own penises when it comes to buying: swords, knives, guns, cars, condoms, anything that is phallic.
What would frustrate me more is that a male would not be willing to admit it. At least my husband is willing to admit it, as well as a few others males I have spoken to. Why can`t everyone else?[/quote]

Almost all males are unable to communicate abstract thoughts, obviously. That`s limited to humans only.

I like the way you assume that every "male" who doesn`t conform to your frankly rather bizarre beliefs is lying.

Maybe the "males" who say they conform to your weird beliefs are just humouring you. Maybe you choose the "males" you know well on the basis that they do conform to your beliefs - after all, you`d certainly want some degree of compatibility with your husband, at least.

But your beliefs are very weird
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Male 306
Damn right!
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Male 2,748
lol... so... a guy just can`t have a nice car??
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Female 231
That depends on the person. But, with males, I have noticed that they have a fascination with their own penises when it comes to buying: swords, knives, guns, cars, condoms, anything that is phallic.
What would frustrate me more is that a male would not be willing to admit it. At least my husband is willing to admit it, as well as a few others males I have spoken to. Why can`t everyone else?
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Male 533
and he couldn`t even comment on her small bewbs...
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Female 491
Teehee
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Female 285
[quote]An example would be useful. "I don`t like something you do, therefore you have the wrong size breasts" would be rather a strange thing to say.[/quote]

I don`t watch him enough to get an exact quote, but he was talking about how he only buys good drinks for women with large chests, and then he said something along the lines of, "All of you flat-chested women can laugh, because those other girls are too dumb to get the joke!" And yes, they laughed.
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Male 75
@gorgack: that would mean it would shrink every day
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Male 112
GorGak2000 is just making excuses.
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Female 106
lololol I`d think it too, poor sucker :p
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Female 285
[quote]Various women think all sorts of methods work, but none of them do. The only way to tell is to see it erect. Can`t tell from flaccid size, can`t tell from any part of the body. You might be able to get a rough idea, but you can get an equally (in)accurate rough idea just by assuming average.[/quote]

Meh, the more accurate the method, the more suspicious the guy is going to get.
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Female 58
i concur with gloostick.
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Male 1,193
This girl was saying today about how sexist *against woman* it is that if a woman rapes a guy its not trialed as rape but high degree of sexual harassment.
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Female 1,181
i drive sports cars because they go fast. i`m a girl, so i guess this comic doesn`t apply to me anyway, because if i was a guy i`d be freakin` huge.
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Male 1,297
aw is the poor rich white man upset because it`s unfair??
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Male 68
"Real men don`t care about sexism because they aren`t women." Agreed, real men can just suck it up
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Male 4,680
I`ve heard that the higher your post-count is on IAB, the smaller your penis is.


(Yes, I know I have 3k posts. There`s people on here with 3 times that amount; For them I have greatest sympathy.)
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Male 2,688
"It also opens the argument that prehistoric "matriarchies" existed and that therefore all "patriarchal" sexism was a backlash to that and therefore no so wrong."

+10 points for the intelligent debate point...

"What sample size was used to assess the accuracy of the method you describe?

Were the test subjects representative of humanity in general or more localised?"

Truth is, I haven`t tested this theory on my own, but I know MINE is proportionate to the length of my hand, as well as a few friends of mine whom I challenged to try it. As well, my foot size is equal to the length of my forearm, and this was taught to us in high school science class... And with the exception of 2 kids out of the 25 in the class, it fell true. (both kids it didn`t fit were built like houses, so its possible that the proportion gets thrown off as a person grows past a certain size.)
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Male 41
My Classics teacher was really sexist but whenever me or any of the other lads complained she said it wasn`t sexist, hypocrite.
I can`t stand double standards. Why can`t people just seek equality rather than have constant struggles for power over others.

Other than that, funny comic :o)

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Female 448
Mid-life Crisis.
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Male 2,841
Real men don`t care about sexism because they aren`t women.
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Female 59
That`s what I`ve been saying for years! Why can women get away with being sexist!
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Male 12,365
taylor_stone:

What sample size was used to assess the accuracy of the method you describe?

Were the test subjects representative of humanity in general or more localised?
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Male 12,365
[quote]I think the difference between sexist jokes against women and sexist jokes against men is that the ones against men were probably made in backlash to the ones against women.[/quote]

Two points:

i) A backlash against a person is revenge. A backlash against several billion people who have some minor aspect of biology in common with that person is bigotry. You can`t do that unless you`re a bigot in the first place.

ii) Nowadays in the "west", it would be more accurate to put it the other way around. Either way, all it does is cause more of the same. Which is true of any irrational prejudice. Unless, of course, you believe men are superior to women and that therefore no men would react to sexism with sexism. Which I don`t.

It also opens the argument that prehistoric "matriarchies" existed and that therefore all "patriarchal" sexism was a backlash to that and therefore no so wrong.
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Male 141
Haha.
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Male 2,688
"I thought the way to tell was by the guy`s shoe-size (divide by two then add two)"

The only remotely true comparison is to measure from the base of their palm to the tip of the middle finger. This isn`t 100% accurate, but it`s a generalized proportion. However, no person is 100% perfectly proportionate (i.e. length of foot should equal length of forearm, etc) so these measurements could be WAY off, thus giving those who haven`t read my comment completely through a reason to call me wrong.
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Male 1,625
Lerie: My point exactly.
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Male 3,310
Hmm, I seem to get along good with women. Men too for that matter. Maybe sexist comments are just another type of insult directed at the person that pissed you off and not really some blanket statement about the entire gender.
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Female 68
This is just payback for the "Oh, you`re not really upset. It`s probably just that time of the month" crap that men pull.

Plus I get to say `penis` on the intertubes. Penis.
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Female 1,441
I think the difference between sexist jokes against women and sexist jokes against men is that the ones against men were probably made in backlash to the ones against women. "Oh, I`m an airhead because of my big tits? Well then, you`re a douchebag overcompensating for his Fun Size equipment." It`s more of a petulant "take that!" than a widespread oppressive idea ingrained into most people from birth.

That doesn`t make it right, but it`s not as wrong.
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Male 1,505
He`s not yelling because he has a small penis. He`s yelling because he can`t ever seem to get the women around him to stfu long enough for the shrill ringing of their complaining voices out of his head long enough to have a coherent thought.
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Male 12,365
[quote]And besides, I know plenty of male comedians (Mr. Daniel Tosh, anyone?) who criticize women by their chest size.[/quote]

An example would be useful. "I don`t like something you do, therefore you have the wrong size breasts" would be rather a strange thing to say.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I thought the way to tell was by the guy`s shoe-size (divide by two then add two)[/quote]

Various women think all sorts of methods work, but none of them do. The only way to tell is to see it erect. Can`t tell from flaccid size, can`t tell from any part of the body. You might be able to get a rough idea, but you can get an equally (in)accurate rough idea just by assuming average.
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Male 12,365
[quote]Me and my penis drive a tiny slow car so it must be true.[/quote]

I have a bicycle. I`m one of the few people in this country who don`t have a car at all - no need for one, no reason to pay for one.

So obviously I have a penis so large I use it as a belt and horses stare in amazement.
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Female 1,593
I thought the way to tell was by the guy`s shoe-size (divide by two then add two), not by their car. And besides, I know plenty of male comedians (Mr. Daniel Tosh, anyone?) who criticize women by their chest size. All of the women in the audience and watching at home are too amused to be offended anyway.

---

Actually, there was a post on IAB a few days back about a man`s peen being 3x his thumb length. I can`t find it, but it`s there!!
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Female 91
anything to get `em to shut up about it.
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Female 1,515
Woot double standards!! *thumbs up*
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Female 1,264
"Only fat and/or ugly chicks make a big deal about sexism."

No, only idiots don`t make a big deal about it.


But yeah, I do think that there is a lot of sexism against men. It`s wrong.
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Female 3,828
LOL awesome.
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Female 285
I thought the way to tell was by the guy`s shoe-size (divide by two then add two), not by their car. And besides, I know plenty of male comedians (Mr. Daniel Tosh, anyone?) who criticize women by their chest size. All of the women in the audience and watching at home are too amused to be offended anyway.
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Female 2,289
har har har
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Male 7,378
Me and my penis drive a tiny slow car so it must be true.
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Male 1,625
Only fat and/or ugly chicks make a big deal about sexism.
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Male 480
You want an example of this? Watch the new Corona Commercials with the couple on the beach.
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Male 2,344
@Kannalilly

boys grow up at some point but talking about boobs never stops.
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Male 2,344
this is true. there is a huge double standard in this country. TV shows, commercials, women all slam men on a daily basis and it is okay. flip it around and women lose their damn poo. women also yell and complain about medical issues way more than men despite medical facts that prove men die of more diseases and more often than women do.

[email protected] hghly doubt what you are saying considering one survey after another shows the opposite to be true.
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Male 551
@AppleBlue

Then you and those girls need to get
a boyfriend with a medium/large size
who actually knows what he`s doing
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Female 635
IM YELLING BECAUSE I HAVE NO PENIS.
Wait...

Regardless, I try not to hate on guys for being guys, as long as they`re cool with me having some typical woman things about me (like worrying about weight, for example). It`s hard sometimes, as the guys I hang out with talk about boobs a lot. It`s a teenager thing, I`ve been told.
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Female 1,006
Now we`re ripping off Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal?

This site is becoming a list of highlights from all of the sites I already visit.
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Female 157
"At the risk of asking a stupid question, what comic is this from?" This is from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

"Men have it easier,and women have just as much of a guilt for being small chested as small sized men." Um, no I don`t. I`m quite thankful that I don`t have a large chest. Seems rather uncomfortable and inconvenient to me--They can`t get away with going bra-less and still looking good.
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Male 9,305
Men are pigs, women are bitches. I`m making a t-shirt.
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Male 1,583
lol. its true, theres a double standard to everything.
Women can be sexist and it`s ok. But if men are they`re worthless pooty scum.
If white people are racist they are terrible awful people, yet any other race can make fun of any other race (especially when they are making fun of whites) and not even a single head is turned.
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Male 302
"Newsflash: Men use boobs for grabbing and teasing, and don`t need ones larger or smaller for that, and women use penises as a way of being filled. Feeling dumb, yet?"

Newsflash: I can think of at least two ways for men to use chesticles that require larger breasts. Also I can think of one that requires smaller breasts. There are youngins around, so I won`t go into too much detail; but if you`re perverted enough, I`m sure you can think of them. Feeling bitchy, yet?
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Female 119
women who`s partners have smaller penises report a higher level of sexual satisfaction.
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Male 669
women drive hummers, and they just look f`n stupid, regardless of breast size.
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Male 639
Let`s say I have a somewhat larger than average penis.

Does that mean I`m not allowed to own a luxury sports car?
I can`t afford one now, and probably won`t for a while, but if some guy with a small penis was sick of the stereotyping and decided to hand me the title I don`t think I would object.
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Male 239
@alaneptune

i think you missed a joke there.
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Male 30
At the risk of asking a stupid question, what comic is this from?
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Female 4,376
YES!! lmao
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Female 263
"Women have just as much of a guilt for being small chested as small sized men."

But some guys prefer smaller breasts. Why does no girl ever prefer a smaller penis?? WHY GODDAMIT WHY?!?!?"

Newsflash: Men use boobs for grabbing and teasing, and don`t need ones larger or smaller for that, and women use penises as a way of being filled. Feeling dumb, yet?
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Male 152
"I dunno actaully my freind gets teased becuase for being small chested and another gets teased for having a massive chest. I bet guys don`t get teased for that?"

If a guy has a massive chest, he would probably be teased.
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Male 721
liklepip - Thats because we don`t let everyone see our dicks. Not being sexist at all, just saying.
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Male 39,920
@The Garuness "We should all just love women and men who are awesome and nice, regardless of size of chest and junk"



:-|




R O F L M H A O ! good one!
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Male 541
yeah Webz is right. its not always about size for guys when it comes to boobs. really its the firmness that counts. but somehow when it comes to girls preferences for guys, bigger is always better
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Male 931
Ack, come on! We should all just love women and men who are awesome and nice, regardless of size of chest and junk.
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Male 769
I always thought that there`s not much difference between between a flat-chested woman and a boy, so the guys who like them especially are just closeted.
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Female 136
I dunno actaully my freind gets teased becuase for being small chested and another gets teased for having a massive chest. I bet guys don`t get teased for that?
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Male 541
"Women have just as much of a guilt for being small chested as small sized men."

But some guys prefer smaller breasts. Why does no girl ever prefer a smaller penis?? WHY GODDAMIT WHY?!?!?
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Female 2,026
thats good!
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Male 1,590
"Hm, yeah..I don`t feel bad for them. Men have it easier,and women have just as much of a guilt for being small chested as small sized men."

Small-chested women are easy to spot, whereas comparing a man`s choice of vehicle to the size of his endowment is, at best, an assumption. And you know what is said about those who assume.
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Male 180
@schecter: dude, forget all that garbage. Women are totally awesome. Love them. Yeah, some go off and get all combative, but bottom line is they all just want to be loved.

@bailey: Have no guilt - `small chested` is super hot. But yeah, you`ve got a point. And men`s clothing hides it, for women they`re right out there for all to see. I love you girl.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I never really understood why people automatically think people with big trucks or fast cars have small penises.[/quote]

They don`t. They just know it`s often an effective way to cause psychological harm to a man. Maybe they`ll get really lucky and he`ll kill himself. Wow, how funny would that be?

It`s a form of bullying, usually prompted by a combination of jealousy and sexism. Or maybe stupidity and sexism. Or just general nastiness and sexism.
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Female 751
"Or maybe they just need to change their collective tampon"

I loled!

but he has a point, male cheuvanists... are there female cheuvanists? Nooooo!(sp?)
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Male 25,416
snap!
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Male 12,365
[quote]Hm, yeah..I don`t feel bad for them. Men have it easier,and women have just as much of a guilt for being small chested as small sized men.[/quote]

i) I`m curious as to how you arrive at that conclusion.

ii) How often have you heard a man deriding a woman for having small breasts *regardless of the size of her breasts* because she`s done something he doesn`t approve of or doesn`t understand? I`m confident the answer is never.

It`s useful in a sense though - any woman who says this is conveniently making it clear she`s sexist and nasty and therefore unworthy of any man`s time.

If you want a closer parallel, it would be a man telling a woman she`s fat and ugly solely because he wants to cause her psychological harm and knows that will work. Is that funny?
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Male 196
I never really understood why people automatically think people with big trucks or fast cars have small penises. I like fast cars and big trucks and my penis is above average.
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Male 5,314
haha, yes.
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Male 406
This made me giggle... And its true. Think about it.

If you ever heard a comedian (male or female) say something that gives women a higher status than me, rampant applause and cheers and laughter.

When anyone ever says something that elevates males, no one laughs, I`ve even heard slight booing and everyone all of a sudden got touchy.

Is it because the women don`t know how to act in the real world without trying to either be victims of oppression or constantly saying they`re better for no actual reason? I mean, its not their fault men didn`t build things that actually matter in life such as culture, objectivity, morals, intelligence, and humility into a kitchen. Or maybe they just need to change their collective tampon. :O
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Female 646
-YES.
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Female 895
Hm, yeah..I don`t feel bad for them. Men have it easier,and women have just as much of a guilt for being small chested as small sized men.
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Male 20,911
Link: Why You So Sexist, Women? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Once and for all ladies, that`s not what THAT means!
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