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Date: 06/23/10 03:05 PM

75 Responses to Why Cats Suck When You Need Them Most [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 2:47 pm
    Link: Why Cats Suck When You Need Them Most - The moral of this story is: Never--EVER--trust a cat.
  2. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    Proving dogs can do anything for their owner.
  3. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:11 pm
    My cat is only good if I am in need of someone to eat all of the spare cat food I have laying around... but I love her really :)
  4. Profile photo of Humunaha
    Humunaha Male 13-17
    13 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    I hate when cat`s lick them selves!!! BLECH!
  5. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    Actually, while some cats hate water, others love it. Also, there are some dogs that have a huge hydrophobia. The only dog that can (and will) save you from water instinctively is a Newfoundland, but they drool like crazy.
  6. Profile photo of unbanned
    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    stupid cats.
  7. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36656 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    cats and dogs both lick themselves. but at least cats don`t try to lick your face aftwards.
  8. Profile photo of Hellioness
    Hellioness Female 18-29
    133 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    @humunaha- yeah cause dogs never lick themselves...
  9. Profile photo of Boadicea
    Boadicea Female 18-29
    1677 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    I think it would be a little too small to be of much help anyway. Unless the cat is suicidal, there`d be no point going in.
  10. Profile photo of fnkychkn
    fnkychkn Female 40-49
    855 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    Why do cats lick themselves?
    -Because they can.
    CATS RULE
  11. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    I tried to lick my balls once, but I fell off the couch.
  12. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:59 pm
    You shouldn`t drown in the first place you twat.
  13. Profile photo of peloos12
    peloos12 Male 18-29
    3822 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    A reenactment of the incident with pmarren`s first girlfriend. Everything suddenly makes so much sense.
  14. Profile photo of chunkymonkie
    chunkymonkie Male 13-17
    670 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    and your little yappy ass dog is gonna save you?
  15. Profile photo of Hitaki318
    Hitaki318 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:23 pm
    Help me, ten pound animal who hates water! Help, darn you!
    Why didn`t you use your mighty strength to pull me through the currents and on to shore? ): <
  16. Profile photo of fxckingbored
    fxckingbored Male 13-17
    246 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    lol she`s drowning about a metre out of shore.
  17. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    LOL at peloos12`s comment.
  18. Profile photo of bloodwrage
    bloodwrage Male 18-29
    152 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    This would look like the cat`s fault, but none of you realize that it was the butterfly who pushed her in.
  19. Profile photo of vapor13
    vapor13 Male 30-39
    117 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 5:12 pm
    They got it wrong. Instead of playing with a butterfly at the end the cat would begin to eat your body.
  20. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    Its funny kos its true!
  21. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    Hitaki318 wins in my book
  22. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 5:43 pm
    This would look like the cat`s fault, but none of you realize that it was the butterfly who pushed her in.

    Because NO ONE EVER SUSPECTS THE BUTTERFLY
  23. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    lol @ Pel
  24. Profile photo of mmmmalexande
    mmmmalexande Male 18-29
    30 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    she should not have drowned. she has squid feet.
  25. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 6:39 pm
    so... its a cat... why would it be on the beach in the first place?? and everyone knows about the buddy system, it`s not her fault her only friend was a cat.
  26. Profile photo of nerdinator
    nerdinator Female 18-29
    21 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 6:43 pm
    It`s true!
  27. Profile photo of kribbe
    kribbe Male 18-29
    2006 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 6:45 pm
    ït`s her fault for not knowing how to swim
  28. Profile photo of last-iconOC
    last-iconOC Male 13-17
    152 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 7:12 pm
    see that butterfly right there...it is a sick twisted ba**ard, and it enjoyed watching the girl drown and the cat fapping in the first pannel. that is why (if any of you were wondering) it stuck around `til the last panel.
  29. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32786 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 7:29 pm
    All that starvation to make herself un-naturally thin resulted in her not being able to float on water. She brought this on herself...
    The kitty knew this and, in Zen fashion, contimplated butterflys rather than `saving` her from her own karma-destiny.
    And other bull-poo I`m too LOLing to mention...
  30. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    peloos12
    "A reenactment of the incident with pmarren`s first girlfriend. Everything suddenly makes so much sense."

    You just made me laugh my fu*kin ass off! Read my mind you did
  31. Profile photo of Alpha1971
    Alpha1971 Male 30-39
    364 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 7:39 pm
    Lol. This was perfect, I`m having the age old debate on another forum.

    DOGS RULE!
    CATS DROOL!
  32. Profile photo of YoungOola
    YoungOola Male 13-17
    325 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    um, cats dont like water
  33. Profile photo of fishgul69
    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:03 pm
    this argument would be invalid with a small dog. but peloos12 hit the nail on the head.
  34. Profile photo of DiegoDeFuego
    DiegoDeFuego Male 18-29
    239 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:07 pm
    This made me like cats even more. Yeah the dog would have swam out there, but i really hate being slobbered on while i`m drowning.
  35. Profile photo of DiegoDeFuego
    DiegoDeFuego Male 18-29
    239 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:14 pm
    This made me like cats even more. Yeah the dog would have swam out there, but i really hate being slobbered on while i`m drowning.
  36. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:15 pm
    The reason why that cat isn`t helping her is cause that girl`s a BIATCH! Pfft, asking a cat to get wet voluntarily. She deserves to drown.
  37. Profile photo of Pingas
    Pingas Male 13-17
    312 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:36 pm
    Win for the cat.
  38. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:48 pm
    its ok cuz they r so cute
  39. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 9:00 pm
    Redeemed if he eats that moth.
  40. Profile photo of LanceVance
    LanceVance Male 13-17
    46 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 9:13 pm
    She looks like one of those emo kids and she wanted to kill herself because the world doesn`t understand her and then at the last second the changed her mind but Mr. jingles didn`t give a fu*k.
  41. Profile photo of Prejudiced
    Prejudiced Female 18-29
    250 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    My dogs would do nothing to help me either. They would probably just play with each other on the beach.
  42. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 9:45 pm
    It`s a cat - they don`t give a damn about anyone!! Want to get rescued befriend a dolphin!
  43. Profile photo of hipolvr
    hipolvr Female 18-29
    12 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 9:52 pm
    why is she at the beach in the ocean if she can`t swim in the first place
  44. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:16 pm
    KITTY 8D!!!!


    ...who invited that emo b itch?
  45. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 1:11 am
    Cats dont need humans to survive. the cat probably pushed her in the water to begin with. cat 1 - human 0
  46. Profile photo of Fealiks
    Fealiks Male 18-29
    224 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 2:09 am
    "KITTY 8D!!!!


    ...who invited that emo b itch?"

    You don`t like a cartoon character because she has dark hair? That`s a whole new low in prejudice...
  47. Profile photo of paddyt07
    paddyt07 Male 18-29
    1067 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 2:31 am
    Even if the cat tried to help her, what could it even do? It`s not like it could swim and drag her out, and it`d probably have to give her mouth to mouth or something. And anyways, cats don`t like water?
    Everything about this comic seems wrong to me, except the girls haircut.
  48. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 2:44 am
    but look how CUTE it is!!!
  49. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 2:56 am
    You don`t like a cartoon character because she has dark hair? That`s a whole new low in prejudice...

    I`m actually joking if it makes you feel any better?
  50. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 2:59 am
    How bout you learn to f*cking swim you idiot!

    Things i can do without knowing how to swim: Infinite

    Things i can`t do because i can`t swim:
    Go swimming
    Play next to the Ocean
    Boat Fish or
    Shore Fish (if you have also have standing/sitting problems)
  51. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:40 am
    Well it`s not quite infinite then, is it?
  52. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:41 am
    "DOGS RULE!
    CATS DROOL!"

    Dogs have owners, cats own!
  53. Profile photo of PayN8tention
    PayN8tention Male 18-29
    907 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:54 am
    @Mikeado

    Infinite doesn`t mean it includes everything. For example, if a person was immortal, but didn`t celebrate his third, fourth, and fifth birthday, he would still have an infinite amount of birthdays to celebrate.
  54. Profile photo of dioxin
    dioxin Male 18-29
    91 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:15 am
    i trust my cat with my life.
  55. Profile photo of shizzamX
    shizzamX Female 18-29
    2695 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:26 am
    yeah well my dad`s dog woke me up at 5 30 this morning by peeing in my room, cat`s don`t do that
  56. Profile photo of AlexBel
    AlexBel Male 18-29
    11 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:13 am
    Heh, Women
  57. Profile photo of AtomicSkier9
    AtomicSkier9 Male 18-29
    1085 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:33 am
    it`s eating its self out, or giving a felatio....
  58. Profile photo of eskimo9
    eskimo9 Male 18-29
    703 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:57 am
    @shizzamX - yes, they do.
  59. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:16 am
    Entirely accurate. Cats really do suck... BIG time. And guess what? They don`t always land on their feet.
  60. Profile photo of razordragon
    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:20 am
    Cats are great. I wouldn`t expect it to save my life sure, but I`m like 15 times heavier than it. Mine always wakes me up on time (for food), plays fetch, and can scare off anything that isn`t a crow.
  61. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:41 am
    Then when it gets hungry it will eat your eyes.
  62. Profile photo of shadowtube
    shadowtube Male 13-17
    253 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:42 am
    razordragon, if your cat does all that, its not a cat, its a dog.
  63. Profile photo of Pabasa
    Pabasa Male 18-29
    4012 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 8:56 am
    If you depend on your cat to save you from drowning...

    Drown faster please.
  64. Profile photo of razordragon
    razordragon Male 18-29
    336 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 10:27 am
    I say the same thing, she`s a cat by design, but a dog by nature.
  65. Profile photo of kerryfairy82
    kerryfairy82 Female 18-29
    839 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:34 am
    why does this only have 2 stars?! it`s brilliant!
  66. Profile photo of NewYorkHippi
    NewYorkHippi Female 13-17
    151 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:15 pm
    -_- it wasn`t that funny
  67. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    Soooo, IAB does lame now?
  68. Profile photo of sarhamac
    sarhamac Female 18-29
    40 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    *shrug*
  69. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    Does this mean that all women who have an orange cat have to be anorexic?
  70. Profile photo of antdavidsn90
    antdavidsn90 Female 18-29
    3 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:11 am
    how is a fuggin cat gonna save you from drowning anyway?
  71. Profile photo of lee-schizo
    lee-schizo Female 18-29
    296 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 3:54 am
    world didn`t need her anyway.
  72. Profile photo of -acceptance-
    -acceptance- Male 18-29
    165 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:56 pm
    @OmgZelda

    have you ever seen garfield?

    Btw, say: I love lasagna
  73. Profile photo of MetalLinx
    MetalLinx Female 13-17
    257 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 7:50 pm
    Dogs suck too you know. Always having to clean its poo, always having to give it baths cause it rolls around in the mudd, having to give it walks, always having to listen to barking...the list can go on
  74. Profile photo of Nickel_Creek
    Nickel_Creek Male 18-29
    76 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 8:51 pm
    you know if you take proper care of your cat the only thing that differs from cats is their barking
  75. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    DOGS FTW!

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