Why Cats Suck When You Need Them Most [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

The moral of this story is: Never--EVER--trust a cat.
There are 75 comments:
Male 1,299
DOGS FTW!
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Male 76
you know if you take proper care of your cat the only thing that differs from cats is their barking
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Female 257
Dogs suck too you know. Always having to clean its poo, always having to give it baths cause it rolls around in the mudd, having to give it walks, always having to listen to barking...the list can go on
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Male 165
@OmgZelda

have you ever seen garfield?

Btw, say: I love lasagna
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Female 296
world didn`t need her anyway.
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Female 3
how is a fuggin cat gonna save you from drowning anyway?
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Female 1,593
Does this mean that all women who have an orange cat have to be anorexic?
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Female 40
*shrug*
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Male 177
Soooo, IAB does lame now?
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Female 151
-_- it wasn`t that funny
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Female 839
why does this only have 2 stars?! it`s brilliant!
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Male 336
I say the same thing, she`s a cat by design, but a dog by nature.
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Male 4,012
If you depend on your cat to save you from drowning...

Drown faster please.
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Male 253
razordragon, if your cat does all that, its not a cat, its a dog.
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Male 6,693
Then when it gets hungry it will eat your eyes.
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Male 336
Cats are great. I wouldn`t expect it to save my life sure, but I`m like 15 times heavier than it. Mine always wakes me up on time (for food), plays fetch, and can scare off anything that isn`t a crow.
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Male 4,593
Entirely accurate. Cats really do suck... BIG time. And guess what? They don`t always land on their feet.
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Male 703
@shizzamX - yes, they do.
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Male 1,085
it`s eating its self out, or giving a felatio....
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Male 11
Heh, Women
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Female 2,695
yeah well my dad`s dog woke me up at 5 30 this morning by peeing in my room, cat`s don`t do that
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Male 91
i trust my cat with my life.
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Male 907
@Mikeado

Infinite doesn`t mean it includes everything. For example, if a person was immortal, but didn`t celebrate his third, fourth, and fifth birthday, he would still have an infinite amount of birthdays to celebrate.
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Male 363
"DOGS RULE!
CATS DROOL!"

Dogs have owners, cats own!
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Male 2,159
Well it`s not quite infinite then, is it?
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Male 3,915
How bout you learn to f*cking swim you idiot!

Things i can do without knowing how to swim: Infinite

Things i can`t do because i can`t swim:
Go swimming
Play next to the Ocean
Boat Fish or
Shore Fish (if you have also have standing/sitting problems)
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Female 3,696
You don`t like a cartoon character because she has dark hair? That`s a whole new low in prejudice...

I`m actually joking if it makes you feel any better?
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Male 4,793
but look how CUTE it is!!!
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Male 1,067
Even if the cat tried to help her, what could it even do? It`s not like it could swim and drag her out, and it`d probably have to give her mouth to mouth or something. And anyways, cats don`t like water?
Everything about this comic seems wrong to me, except the girls haircut.
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Male 224
"KITTY 8D!!!!


...who invited that emo b itch?"

You don`t like a cartoon character because she has dark hair? That`s a whole new low in prejudice...
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Female 1,435
Cats dont need humans to survive. the cat probably pushed her in the water to begin with. cat 1 - human 0
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Female 3,696
KITTY 8D!!!!


...who invited that emo b itch?
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Female 12
why is she at the beach in the ocean if she can`t swim in the first place
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Female 1,048
It`s a cat - they don`t give a damn about anyone!! Want to get rescued befriend a dolphin!
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Female 249
My dogs would do nothing to help me either. They would probably just play with each other on the beach.
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Male 46
She looks like one of those emo kids and she wanted to kill herself because the world doesn`t understand her and then at the last second the changed her mind but Mr. jingles didn`t give a fu*k.
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Male 185
Redeemed if he eats that moth.
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Female 1,893
its ok cuz they r so cute
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Male 312
Win for the cat.
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Female 1,515
The reason why that cat isn`t helping her is cause that girl`s a BIATCH! Pfft, asking a cat to get wet voluntarily. She deserves to drown.
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Male 239
This made me like cats even more. Yeah the dog would have swam out there, but i really hate being slobbered on while i`m drowning.
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Male 239
This made me like cats even more. Yeah the dog would have swam out there, but i really hate being slobbered on while i`m drowning.
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Female 914
this argument would be invalid with a small dog. but peloos12 hit the nail on the head.
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Male 325
um, cats dont like water
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Male 363
Lol. This was perfect, I`m having the age old debate on another forum.

DOGS RULE!
CATS DROOL!
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Male 4,807
peloos12
"A reenactment of the incident with pmarren`s first girlfriend. Everything suddenly makes so much sense."

You just made me laugh my fu*kin ass off! Read my mind you did
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Male 41,114
All that starvation to make herself un-naturally thin resulted in her not being able to float on water. She brought this on herself...
The kitty knew this and, in Zen fashion, contimplated butterflys rather than `saving` her from her own karma-destiny.
And other bull-poo I`m too LOLing to mention...
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Male 151
see that butterfly right there...it is a sick twisted ba**ard, and it enjoyed watching the girl drown and the cat fapping in the first pannel. that is why (if any of you were wondering) it stuck around `til the last panel.
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Male 2,004
ït`s her fault for not knowing how to swim
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Female 21
It`s true!
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Male 2,748
so... its a cat... why would it be on the beach in the first place?? and everyone knows about the buddy system, it`s not her fault her only friend was a cat.
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Male 30
she should not have drowned. she has squid feet.
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Male 12,138
lol @ Pel
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Male 3,842
[quote]This would look like the cat`s fault, but none of you realize that it was the butterfly who pushed her in.[/quote]

Because NO ONE EVER SUSPECTS THE BUTTERFLY
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Female 2,289
Hitaki318 wins in my book
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Male 25,416
Its funny kos its true!
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Male 117
They got it wrong. Instead of playing with a butterfly at the end the cat would begin to eat your body.
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Male 152
This would look like the cat`s fault, but none of you realize that it was the butterfly who pushed her in.
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Female 1,264
LOL at peloos12`s comment.
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Male 246
lol she`s drowning about a metre out of shore.
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Female 193
Help me, ten pound animal who hates water! Help, darn you!
Why didn`t you use your mighty strength to pull me through the currents and on to shore? ): <
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Male 669
and your little yappy ass dog is gonna save you?
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Male 3,819
A reenactment of the incident with pmarren`s first girlfriend. Everything suddenly makes so much sense.
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Male 397
You shouldn`t drown in the first place you twat.
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Male 206
I tried to lick my balls once, but I fell off the couch.
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Female 855
Why do cats lick themselves?
-Because they can.
CATS RULE
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Female 1,677
I think it would be a little too small to be of much help anyway. Unless the cat is suicidal, there`d be no point going in.
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Female 133
@humunaha- yeah cause dogs never lick themselves...
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Male 40,246
cats and dogs both lick themselves. but at least cats don`t try to lick your face aftwards.
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Male 999
stupid cats.
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Female 448
Actually, while some cats hate water, others love it. Also, there are some dogs that have a huge hydrophobia. The only dog that can (and will) save you from water instinctively is a Newfoundland, but they drool like crazy.
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Male 13
I hate when cat`s lick them selves!!! BLECH!
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Male 593
My cat is only good if I am in need of someone to eat all of the spare cat food I have laying around... but I love her really :)
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Female 9,584
Proving dogs can do anything for their owner.
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Male 21,006
Link: Why Cats Suck When You Need Them Most [Pic] [Rate Link] - The moral of this story is: Never--EVER--trust a cat.
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