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Date: 06/11/10 01:33 PM

56 Responses to When`s Satan`s Birthday? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18830 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    Link: When`s Satan`s Birthday? - You know, love him or hate him, what`s up with the devil not getting his due with a birth date? Why not let it be today?
  2. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    I sure hope it`s chocolate!
  3. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 1:45 pm
    Merry Antichristmas!
  4. Profile photo of SgtFunny
    SgtFunny Male 18-29
    38 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    @ syke22

    Not just chocolate, DARK chocolate...
  5. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    Devil`s food cake... with a hint of sinful delight.

    Happy B-Day, Lord Lucifer! :D
  6. Profile photo of gothmo
    gothmo Female 18-29
    1324 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    It`s Devil`s Food Cake ahahahaha >>;
  7. Profile photo of Squircifer
    Squircifer Male 40-49
    49 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:03 pm
    poor satan, he is always getting shafted. i mean hell, what did he actually do according to the bible? apparently enough that his family is now jehovah`s witnesses.-
  8. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:08 pm
    That`s what I call dark chocolate...
  9. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    This is a blasphemous cake.
  10. Profile photo of router52000
    router52000 Male 18-29
    613 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    MMmmmmmm Sacrilicious..... Argggghhhhhhhhhhhh
  11. Profile photo of crax
    crax Male 18-29
    55 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    You missed it by 5 days. Today`s 6/11/10
  12. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    See you in hell, cake
  13. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    what a bad looking cake!
  14. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    I guess that gluttony
  15. Profile photo of mithraela
    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    A true Satanic Cake should look more sophisticated, so as to intimidate with its mere chocolaty presence. I bet this cake gets wedgies, swirlies, and purple nurples all the time. It probably never gets laid, either.
  16. Profile photo of auburnjunky
    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:29 pm
    Satan was never born, so he doesn`t get a birthday.

    By the way, if you believe in Satan, you believe in God.

    CATCH 22 FTW!
  17. Profile photo of DrKitty
    DrKitty Female 13-17
    532 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    lol @bored-am-i and
    poop green frosting?
  18. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    "MMmmmmmm Sacrilicious..... Argggghhhhhhhhhhhh"

    lol
  19. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:35 pm
    "By the way, if you believe in Satan, you believe in God."

    DUH
  20. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS
  21. Profile photo of gothgirl69
    gothgirl69 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:48 pm
    fail cake...
  22. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    Ghawsh, I-A-B, everyone knows that Satan`s birthday is 6/6/XX at 6 AM!
  23. Profile photo of Pooptart19
    Pooptart19 Male 18-29
    2441 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 3:21 pm
    By the way, if you believe in Satan, you believe in God.
    *facepalm*

    auburnjunky, did you eat a big bowl of stupid for breakfast?
  24. Profile photo of Hitaki318
    Hitaki318 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 3:22 pm
    "By the way, if you believe in Satan, you believe in God. "
    It`s good that you know what`s what about religion and who believes in who.
    ./facepalm
  25. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7468 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    the devils birthday is october 30, the same as mine.
  26. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    lol @ pooptart19. Awesome.
  27. Profile photo of southernboy
    southernboy Male 13-17
    132 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:31 pm
    And of course on the top of his guest list was Jack Black (yes, this does make sense)
  28. Profile photo of Paul1582
    Paul1582 Male 13-17
    670 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:42 pm
    "By the way, if you believe in Satan, you believe in God."

    *facepalm*

    auburnjunky, did you eat a big bowl of stupid for breakfast?
    To be fair, it could have been a grammatical error.
  29. Profile photo of TheNineXXX
    TheNineXXX Male 18-29
    395 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    Thursday.
  30. Profile photo of tiffbafb
    tiffbafb Female 18-29
    40 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 5:25 pm
    that cake looks yummy!
  31. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 5:57 pm
    25 december isnt it?

    Oh wait thats saNta

    Or is it Jesus?
    I dont know. Both mythical anyway
  32. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    The frosting looks yucky :(
  33. Profile photo of ZNaught
    ZNaught Male 13-17
    351 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    @auburnjunky:

    You would be correct. Either you believe in nothing supernatural (God, satan etc.) or you cannot possibly rule out any of it.
  34. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7468 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    znaught, unless you dont believe that a god created everything, but you do believe in there being an evil and good source. in which case you can believe that satan is the evil source, but it doesnt necessarily have to be "God" who is the good source.
  35. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    I could make a better cake.
  36. Profile photo of deadmeat553
    deadmeat553 Male 18-29
    149 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 7:43 pm
    to reach Satan just call 666-666-665 (666-666-666 was taken by pedo bear)
  37. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 10:19 pm
    Bleah - olive drab, barf orange and black frosting? Definitely LOOKS like Satan`s birthday cake.
  38. Profile photo of mrtatulas
    mrtatulas Male 18-29
    271 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 10:41 pm
    Well if you ascribe to the Christian concept of Satan, he couldn`t possibly have a birthday as he is a fallen angel, and has existed for as long as God has, which, if you ascribe to the Christian concept of God, is without beginning and without end. So the whole thing is BULLSH*T
  39. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    Well, that cake looks like it`ll make some really evil-looking poop...
  40. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 1:03 am
    "I could make a better cake."

    Go on woman!
  41. Profile photo of jayme21
    jayme21 Male 18-29
    585 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 3:10 am
    hmmmm posted on the Queens Official Birthday Coincidence.......
  42. Profile photo of Sinn
    Sinn Male 18-29
    284 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 4:16 am
    What`s even more retarded that having a cake, is that satanists (and the whole world seem to) think that the number 666 is the "mark of the beast" when the actual translation is 616...
  43. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 5:10 am
    @irockyeah I don`t believe in god either but saying that Jesus was mythical is kind of stupid....there is PLENTY of proof of him walking this earth he was def a real person.....was he the messiah...idk but he really lived, he wasn`t mythical...
  44. Profile photo of Spider_sol
    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 7:41 am
    Oh sure, post this on my birthday. And juggalette, prove it. I`ve heard the arguement that we can prove he really existed and I`ve heard the arguement that we can`t. So show me definitive proof (read: not just a website) that he was a real person.
  45. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 7:55 am
    Spider_sol >> 20 years after you die, No one will even remember you let alone 2000 years.

    I think Jesus existed more than you do.
  46. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 9:05 am
    there was a man named Jesus... but he didn`t have any "powers". and that cake blows... they could have done a way better job then that
  47. Profile photo of beenyweeny
    beenyweeny Female 18-29
    304 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 10:15 am
    You know, that`s a pretty tasty lookin` cake.
  48. Profile photo of KittenCereal
    KittenCereal Female 18-29
    956 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 10:30 am
    actually Juggs, ahem excuse me, juggalette, there is no solid proof that Jesus Christ was an actual person. There is only documentation written by `witnesses`. Yeah. TOTALLY solid proof. o.O
  49. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 2:38 pm
    woahhh my friend alex had this same cake for his graduation party hahahahahaha his mom made it!
  50. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    i`m def not a christian....i know jesus existed...and hell, he was prob a really cool nice person. messiah i don`t know about that but yeah....(sorry i`m a little incoherent atm)
  51. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 5:56 pm
    you guys don`t believe that a man named jesus walked the earth and claimed to be the son of god? wow...
  52. Profile photo of Edgarska19
    Edgarska19 Male 18-29
    1045 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 10:31 pm
    kitten cereal

    what kind of proof do you want, a freaking picture?
    you know it`s gonna be shopped anyway.
  53. Profile photo of 710281
    710281 Female 13-17
    22 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 11:33 pm
    ew that looks nastttyy
  54. Profile photo of Eristotle
    Eristotle Male 18-29
    101 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 1:16 pm
    Thats a pretty crappily done happy bday Satan cake
  55. Profile photo of elbat
    elbat Female 18-29
    188 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 1:13 am
    a dark green cake?
  56. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 25, 2010 at 8:23 pm
    i would think his cake would be more epic than that

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