When`s Satan`s Birthday? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Misc

You know, love him or hate him, what"s up with the devil not getting his due with a birth date? Why not let it be today?
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Female 5,222
i would think his cake would be more epic than that
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Female 188
a dark green cake?
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Male 101
Thats a pretty crappily done happy bday Satan cake
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Female 22
ew that looks nastttyy
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Male 1,045
kitten cereal

what kind of proof do you want, a freaking picture?
you know it`s gonna be shopped anyway.
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Female 1,380
you guys don`t believe that a man named jesus walked the earth and claimed to be the son of god? wow...
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Female 1,380
i`m def not a christian....i know jesus existed...and hell, he was prob a really cool nice person. messiah i don`t know about that but yeah....(sorry i`m a little incoherent atm)
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Female 1,894
woahhh my friend alex had this same cake for his graduation party hahahahahaha his mom made it!
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Female 956
actually Juggs, ahem excuse me, juggalette, there is no solid proof that Jesus Christ was an actual person. There is only documentation written by `witnesses`. Yeah. TOTALLY solid proof. o.O
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Female 304
You know, that`s a pretty tasty lookin` cake.
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Male 2,748
there was a man named Jesus... but he didn`t have any "powers". and that cake blows... they could have done a way better job then that
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Male 4,807
Spider_sol >> 20 years after you die, No one will even remember you let alone 2000 years.

I think Jesus existed more than you do.
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Male 1,451
Oh sure, post this on my birthday. And juggalette, prove it. I`ve heard the arguement that we can prove he really existed and I`ve heard the arguement that we can`t. So show me definitive proof (read: not just a website) that he was a real person.
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Female 1,380
@irockyeah I don`t believe in god either but saying that Jesus was mythical is kind of stupid....there is PLENTY of proof of him walking this earth he was def a real person.....was he the messiah...idk but he really lived, he wasn`t mythical...
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Male 284
What`s even more retarded that having a cake, is that satanists (and the whole world seem to) think that the number 666 is the "mark of the beast" when the actual translation is 616...
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Male 603
hmmmm posted on the Queens Official Birthday Coincidence.......
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Male 2,332
"I could make a better cake."

Go on woman!
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Female 336
Well, that cake looks like it`ll make some really evil-looking poop...
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Male 271
Well if you ascribe to the Christian concept of Satan, he couldn`t possibly have a birthday as he is a fallen angel, and has existed for as long as God has, which, if you ascribe to the Christian concept of God, is without beginning and without end. So the whole thing is BULLSH*T
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Male 5,194
Bleah - olive drab, barf orange and black frosting? Definitely LOOKS like Satan`s birthday cake.
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Male 149
to reach Satan just call 666-666-665 (666-666-666 was taken by pedo bear)
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Female 895
I could make a better cake.
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Male 7,585
znaught, unless you dont believe that a god created everything, but you do believe in there being an evil and good source. in which case you can believe that satan is the evil source, but it doesnt necessarily have to be "God" who is the good source.
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Male 351
@auburnjunky:

You would be correct. Either you believe in nothing supernatural (God, satan etc.) or you cannot possibly rule out any of it.
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Female 1,593
The frosting looks yucky :(
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Male 2,619
25 december isnt it?

Oh wait thats saNta

Or is it Jesus?
I dont know. Both mythical anyway
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Female 40
that cake looks yummy!
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Male 395
Thursday.
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Male 670
[quote]"By the way, if you believe in Satan, you believe in God."

*facepalm*

auburnjunky, did you eat a big bowl of stupid for breakfast?[/quote]
To be fair, it could have been a grammatical error.
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Male 132
And of course on the top of his guest list was Jack Black (yes, this does make sense)
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Male 1,505
lol @ pooptart19. Awesome.
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Male 7,585
the devils birthday is october 30, the same as mine.
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Female 193
"By the way, if you believe in Satan, you believe in God. "
It`s good that you know what`s what about religion and who believes in who.
./facepalm
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Male 2,440
[quote]By the way, if you believe in Satan, you believe in God.[/quote]
*facepalm*

auburnjunky, did you eat a big bowl of stupid for breakfast?
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Male 383
Ghawsh, I-A-B, everyone knows that Satan`s birthday is 6/6/XX at 6 AM!
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Female 423
fail cake...
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Female 4,376
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS
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Female 934
"By the way, if you believe in Satan, you believe in God."

DUH
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Female 934
"MMmmmmmm Sacrilicious..... Argggghhhhhhhhhhhh"

lol
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Female 531
lol @bored-am-i and
poop green frosting?
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Male 10,339
Satan was never born, so he doesn`t get a birthday.

By the way, if you believe in Satan, you believe in God.

CATCH 22 FTW!
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Female 535
A true Satanic Cake should look more sophisticated, so as to intimidate with its mere chocolaty presence. I bet this cake gets wedgies, swirlies, and purple nurples all the time. It probably never gets laid, either.
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Male 25,416
I guess that gluttony
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Male 25,416
what a bad looking cake!
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Male 15,510
See you in hell, cake
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Male 55
You missed it by 5 days. Today`s 6/11/10
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Male 612
MMmmmmmm Sacrilicious..... Argggghhhhhhhhhhhh
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Female 934
This is a blasphemous cake.
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Male 784
That`s what I call dark chocolate...
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Male 49
poor satan, he is always getting shafted. i mean hell, what did he actually do according to the bible? apparently enough that his family is now jehovah`s witnesses.-
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Female 1,324
It`s Devil`s Food Cake ahahahaha >>;
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Male 2,440
Devil`s food cake... with a hint of sinful delight.

Happy B-Day, Lord Lucifer! :D
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Male 38
@ syke22

Not just chocolate, DARK chocolate...
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Male 1,195
Merry Antichristmas!
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Male 1,136
I sure hope it`s chocolate!
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Male 19,855
Link: When`s Satan`s Birthday? [Pic] [Rate Link] - You know, love him or hate him, what`s up with the devil not getting his due with a birth date? Why not let it be today?
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