When Zombies Attacked Macs And PCs [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago Tech

You see where this is going, right?
There are 102 comments:
Female 264
lol. Macs are stupid.
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Female 418
the joke is that the zombie only eat the PC because Mac users and the mac doesnt have a brain :P
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Male 152
how did people not get this!?
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Male 6,694
Zombies are cool.
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Male 2,893
Why did the zombie eat the PC?
@Lolboy I guess that could be why. IDK.
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Male 613
i generally disagree with the majority of mac users who buy it because they get a shiny apple and it extends to other products ipod ipad etc. I don`t like the general attitude of Apple towards it`s customers as well, Iphone 4 release for example you are wrong, by a case to stop it, when that flaw should be a recall.

However i always say those in media and who have other needs for mac`s are right to buy them. The majority of mac users I know could have spent half as much on a PC. When you`re just using word and surfing the net you don`t need the specialism of a mac and its costly to get
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Female 151
Took the words right out of my mouth...er hands Jazzcakes; I agree with you a 100%. I`m in the process of building myself a PC and it`s one of the points I always bring up when people try to tell me to get a mac. You`re completely right about the virus thing too.
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Male 798
@Jazzycakes:

I believe the comic`s intent was to imply that Macs have no "brains", or in my humble interpretation, processing power.

To each his own though...
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Female 67
@Jazzycakes:

I like the way you think.
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Female 354
I`m a mac lover, and I found this to be funny. I admit, I know nothing about computers, and to me, I honestly have a Mac because of the interface and.....oh wait, that`s it.
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Male 217
Ok to settle things out.. MACS DO NOT PREVENT VIRUSES. If 90% of the population of PC users right now went and bought a MAC, in several days they would all be infected with viruses. Why you ask? Programmers would get on the bandwagon and stop writing viruses for PC`s and start with virus`s for a MAC OS. The amount of Security protect is backed up by how technical malware is, currently not much malware for MAC, thus not much security either.

Buying a MAC because "they dont get viruses" means "I won`t get a virus because i`m a minority".

As soon as sales overtake windows you will see more viruses.

I built my pc, thus why i own a pc. In years to come I am interested building a linux computer. I cannot build a mac thus why i am not interested in them or their whole nazi apple os structure.

Hence why I`d rather wait for a android phone than get the new iphone os4 crap.
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Male 87
To each their own. I`m happy with my HP laptop and couldn`t care less about Mac.
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Male 1,299
ANYWHOM! Back to the matter at hand-

This is funny.
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Male 324
@zmeace:
I wish there was a sarcasm font. I posted my take on the ignorant rants that crazy PC fans and Apple fans (and to a lesser degree, Linux fans) give in these flamewars. I wasn`t actually supporting any of the views, merely trying to mock those that do. The problem is its hard to use hyperbole when the actual rhetoric is so over-the-top.

I personally have a Macbook Pro and a PC laptop and enjoy them both. There are pros and cons to Windows and Macs, and the nyeh-nyehing back-and-forth is laughable.

The Linux bit was a shot at how much knowledge/time it can take for inexperienced users to do everything with Linux they could with Windows or Mac OS and some Linux users` sense of superiority.

So read through again - keeping in mind that these are sarcastic takes on people`s ridiculous mudslinging, and hopefully enjoy a chuckle.
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Male 1,021
How or why anyone gets upset or excited about Mac vs PC escapes me.
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Male 84
dang zmeace you seem really anti Mac, I have a Mac and I love it yes they are more expensive, but virus free and they dont break down very often. Its the computer version of a BMW, a ford focus can get you there but it will have more problems... ps chill out, what people spend there money on has nothing to do with PC losing its market share at an astounding rate
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Male 807
Any idiot who spends money on a Mac is a fanboy poser idiot and knows nothing about computers. They would buy Steve Jobs` poop if it had an apple logo on it. Macs are all style no substance, because somehow people would keep being loyal consumers to a brand that sells crappy, overpriced products. iPods suck! Zune is just as good... really. And Steve Jobs was born from the devil`s anus. PC FTW.

howler im sorry, how does this make sense. youre talking about a small minority of apple users.

i have a mac and i love it, i have no need nor will ever really want to buy the ipad, iphone, or any of those other things, im satisfied with my macbook. i know about computers and i know a lot of mac users that can program computers very easily in fact i know a mac user who is becoming a computer engineer or programmer

i agree the stuff is overpriced but not crappy at all and where did that last line come from? the steve jobs part
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Male 807
I`m sorry but Macs are good if you`re an incompetent rich business person who has other people fix simple problems with their computer because Apple won`t let you do it without voiding the warranty.


henryhendrix, im not a rich business man and why would you need other people to fix problems with your computer, 1st macs dont really have too many problems, they hardly ever get viruses and 2 why couldnt the owner just fix the computer himself if needed to do so, sorry im just trying to understand
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Female 28
hahahaha
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Male 2,868
And Linux isn`t there because he was smart enough to hole himself up in a bunker with 3-foot thick reinforced concrete walls and enough food to last until all the zombies die off.
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Male 2,748
all looks and no processing power... yea, i see what you did there
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Male 605
@Tratheyas No, i`m pretty sure it was ten minutes, but still, yeah, poo.
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Male 5,190
Hahahaha.
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Male 32
THIS IS VERY SAD..
I own both, I use PC only if I want so play some games (so, not so often) I use the Mac for everything else (so, everyday)..
There`s not a big difference between them..they are computers..nothing more........
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Male 2,486
"You got it all wrong! People with brains know that PCs are poo!"

I was gonna laugh at you, and then I saw your screen name says you`re a vegan. I just felt sorry and understood completely. I guess the veganism wasn`t your only bad decision.
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Male 322
To add to the below statement, there was actually a benchmark for how fast a -decent- hacker could get in to a Mac OS X. The record was around ten seconds, if I recall.

Virus protection? Since when?
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Male 52
@rogerlakes
"Mac > at virus prevention "

Mac is not better at virus protection. No-one simply wants to bother with it as there are more PC users (ie; more chances to infect).

PC`s have been described as an apartment in a city with bars on the windows, and Macs as a farm in the country with the door open.

If you check up on the news, you`ll see Macs have begun "tidying up holes" that PCs have plugged long ago.

http://money.cnn.com/2010/06/17/technology/apple_security/
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Male 37
Generally I find:

Windows - Hardcore gamer, uses a lot of professional software, and uses latest high performing hardware. Most games are developed by taking advantage of MS graphics technologies (DirectX).Many professional software works best under windows (may cost). Polished hardware such as Wacom writing tablets will works more efficiently under windows.

Mac - Artist or/and inexperience user. The mac interface is friendly to those who never used a computer. The software it provides are very supportive to various artists. I find that people who enjoy Macs are the very same people who don`t use the computer a lot.

Linux - Developing, General stuff, and customization.Practically anything on the Linux OS can be customized to your needs from GUI design to special desktop effects. Linux provides a tidy environment well suited for software developers.There are free software in photoshopping (GIMP), video editing (kdenlive), CAD (PyCad), and Office Suites (OO). <
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Male 13
PC = Apple
Windows = Mac OS X
Bill Gates wants to rule the world.
Steve Jobs got fired from his own company for being a douche nozzle.

Win > at games
Mac > at virus prevention

Each has the same amount of cons and pros. It`s just a matter of preference. Get over yourselves.
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Male 3,440
I like how PC users say something along the lines of: Mac users have no brains.
While the Mac users say: I can survive a zombie apocalypse.

Personally, I prefer PC for personal use; while I would prefer Mac for computer labs.

But what it really comes down to is 1. does it work? 2. does it do what you need it too? 3. Can it look at porn?
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Female 199
indifferent

I joke about how terrible Macs are, but it all comes down to peen size in the end
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Female 250
Howler, you forgot post type four, which would be the "I don`t give a drat what you or anyone else uses" response.
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Male 500
Yawn, oldest flame war on the web.
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Male 15,832
CP/M! FTW!
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Female 373
My fave Mac quote. "What is the only thing that Apple uses can`t do? Shutup." Personally I care neither way.
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Male 147
I own a PC and have the best anti-virus of all, Common F***ing Sense 3.0. It didn`t cost me a cent
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Male 456
@Howler81

You hit the nail on the head.
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Male 324
Here, I`ll summarize the three posts on this so people don`t have to read them:

Post type 1: Windows is just a big, stupid virus-laden program that only a fool would use! I switched from Windows 95 to a Mac and haven`t sullied my hands with a PC since then. No one could possibly get anything done with a PC, despite the fact that Windows has somehow dominated the market for years on end. Macs are magically virus-proof, and I want to marry Steve Jobs.

Post type 2: Any idiot who spends money on a Mac is a fanboy poser idiot and knows nothing about computers. They would buy Steve Jobs` poop if it had an apple logo on it. Macs are all style no substance, because somehow people would keep being loyal consumers to a brand that sells crappy, overpriced products. iPods suck! Zune is just as good... really. And Steve Jobs was born from the devil`s anus. PC FTW.

Post type 3: You pitiful tiny-brained morons. Linux is the best. Now I have to go program for 7 hours...
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Male 722
zmeace - I`m sorry but Macs are good if you`re an incompetent rich business person who has other people fix simple problems with their computer because Apple won`t let you do it without voiding the warranty.
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Female 1,515
Bwahaha that was funny. I have no problem with either (though I choose to use PC, because Windows is what i`m familiar with, and Windows 7 = <3 ), but Mac fan people are simply annoying, so it gives me a certain distaste for apple products :\
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Female 1,190
zmeace-
its because macs limit customization and modification
i have a mac because i dont care about it and am unwilling to pay for decent anti-virus so i just bit the lazy bullet
i wasnt a fan of them before but anything is better than my old compaq so i cant gripe :P
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Female 28
LOL they are saying MACS DONT HAVE BBBRAINS :3

But I like Mac and Pc ... o-o Is it wrong ?
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Male 807
could i ask all of you mac haters a question...


why do you hate mac? because its so much better than a pc? im sorry but it really is
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Male 249
I have an apple laptop and I have a pc with windows 7 on it. I love my windows 7 pc. I rarely ever even use my mac anymore because of the ease of use in windows 7.
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Male 2,034
Steve Jobs is evil incarnate.
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Male 1,184
Saott...

Are you alive? Because you shouldn`t be, if you are.
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Male 316
Haaaaaa!
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Male 3,482
[quote]Also, who wouldn`t trust this guy?[/quote]
I`d trust him before I`d trust the con-man that is Steve Jobs...

I mean, just look at the man, he has the look of a man that would do whatever it takes to sell you what you don`t want in the first place... The sad thing is... People fall victim to his scams daily...
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Male 15,510
[quote] I used to own a PC now I have a linux. [/quote]

*facepalm*

A correct phrase would be more like; I used to use Windows Vista, but now I use one of the Linux distros
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Male 774
Cajun247

/applause

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Female 1,803
@Saott

I upgrade my Mac desktops just fine. I`ve changed motherboards, hard drives, ram, ethernet, etc. Very easy to do. And all of the things I upgraded were non-Apple parts. You just don`t know what you are talking about.
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Female 1,803
@ bophus (plus, fixing a mac is like fixing your tv....you cant do it. )

hmm, I just fixed my tv (replaced bad capacitors) and I can easily upgrade things on my mac. guess only YOU can`t do it
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Male 185
Fair enough, but then again, when I had a P.C. I didn`t do anything to upkeep it either. My Mac still works though...
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Female 1,803
@Saott

I upgrade my Mac desktops just fine. I`ve changed motherboards, hard drives, ram, ethernet, etc. Very easy to do. And all of the things I upgraded were non-Apple parts. You just don`t know what you are talking about.
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Male 1,195
I thought mac users were already zombies...

Also, who wouldn`t trust this guy?
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Male 7,599
cajun, and what does your linux run on?
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Male 10,854
I used to own a PC now I have a linux.
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Male 16
@Chelseaelsie

Mac computers themselves are a waste: they`re hard or outright impossible to upgrade, don`t generally support third-party hardware, are more expensive for lower overall specs, and are no better designed than anything else. The only good part of it is Apple`s OS, which you can quite easily load onto a PC, and that`s the smart route. Spend half the money for the same specs, or better yet, spend the same amount of money for something twice as good, and just load it on.

Though, to be fair, the only reason the Apple OS is less prone to failures is because it`s more restrictive. 9 times out of 10, a problem on Windows is the user`s fault somehow, not the OS itself.
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Male 38
@ thenakedant

I couldn`t agree more
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Male 47
all i`m going to say is, I can play games on PC and you don`t see a new Zune advertised every 6 months with mediocre upgrades for an insane price.
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Female 452
"but he created windows. which is the pootiest operating system ever"

Honestly, I`ve always used windows and never had any problems with it whatsoever. I don`t get why people think it sucks.
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Male 38
"People get so snobby about this subject..."

Exactly
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Male 1,195
"They are the computer of the future... And PC users say Steve Jobs is a brainwasher."

Lol.
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Male 964
@chelseaelsie

Now I am no person to have a debate over something as retarded as Mac Vs. PC, but really you think that you would rather pay a crap load more money for less?! That`s ludicrous!
I`m going to go play some Games...I`d ask you to join me but i would just be wasting my breath!
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Male 698
i own a pc
and the Mac is named after the mackintosh apple
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Male 224
People get so snobby about this subject...
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Female 17
And yes, I know that Bill Gates doesn`t make computers, but he created windows. which is the pootiest operating system ever, so yes. I stand by my last statement.
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Female 17
Mac`s are better. They are the computer of the future, for the mere fact that you get more done my doing less. You won`t ever find a computer that is as efficient as a mac is. And PC users say Steve Jobs is a brainwasher... well look at Bill Gates. He has convinced you all to pay money for a mediocre product. Good job. At least they are cheaper than a mac...if I was going to pay for poo, then I wouldn`t want to pay that much either...
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Male 1,357
well then, in the zombiepocalypse, i will be fine. sucks to be you pcs
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Male 36
I like both..

My PC plays games better, my Mac does everything else better, dual citizenship has its benefits.
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Male 91
well my mac would survive a zombie acopolypse, yay
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Male 485
macs are trash. the only thing macs have over pcs are virus`. and like pointed out before, who would go to the trouble to make a virus to infect up to 8 percent of the computer world, when they could make the same virus and infect up to 92 percent?

plus, fixing a mac is like fixing your tv....you cant do it. unlike a pc, where you could buy most parts you need at walmart, lol.

though, if you have a pc from walmart, you need to set yourself on fire.
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Male 730

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Male 351
@buscompany: But that is not true. There are just not as many viruses for Unix based operating systems because they are less used. If you are writing a virus you want to infect as many people as possible and frankly, who would buy a Mac? See, like 10 people to infect.
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Male 18
i zombie.. ipod... very well played sir.
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Male 1,623
"I get it! Since Macs don`t get viruses, the zombie couldn`t infect him anyways."

PCs don`t get viruses, idiots do.

Besides, PCs run with both Linux and Windows operating systems. Linux shares the virus immunity.

Your issue is with Windows, not PCs.
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Male 106
@Heureux
Don`t worry, I got it. It`s kinda obvious by the way the zombie says, "brains....".
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Male 1,054
"I get it! Since Macs don`t get viruses, the zombie couldn`t infect him anyways."

You must be a mac person.

So, slowly for all of the Apple fans:

Zombies

eat

brains.

Zombie

did

not

attack

Mac

because

the Mac

had

nothing

for

the zombie

to

eat.
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Male 7,599
buscompany, pretty nice deflection.
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Male 2,056
XD!
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Male 106
I get it! Since Macs don`t get viruses, the zombie couldn`t infect him anyways.
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Male 257
Macs>Windows, period, always.
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Male 3,255
Funny, but kind of inaccurate. Just because you`re not very good with computers doesn`t mean you don`t have any brains.
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Male 7,599
hilarious, i wonder if the mac people get it?
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Male 25,416
ha ha ha!
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Female 15,763
Something relevant to my interests! AND my picture!

Though I couldn`t give less sh*ts about the Mac vs PC debate.
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Male 268
Macs are a disease and addiction and the computer gods have told me it my goal to help all mac users see the light of a PC screen please help the poor insane mac users buy sending only $200 a person we can start the road of recovery for some poor lost soul that the devil Steve Jobs has corrupted you can send your donations to !@#$ funny street Michigan and remember the computer gods love hot computer girls..

Sorry I could not resist doing that
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Male 69
And now, the inevitable crapstorm of mac fans!
(But who cares? It`s not like they`re smart enough to argue their point.)
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Female 49
haha soo the mac wants to be eaten right... never going to happen
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Male 1,148
Got it, not funny. The only difference between pc and mac, is people admit pc`s are poo.
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Female 697
HA HA!!
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Male 541
no i don`t see where this is going
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Male 591
lol..

Macs... real computers, now I see why the zombie ate only the PC.

Just build your own computer, then your better then macs or PC`s.
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Female 9,434
meh.
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Male 1,765
Is that so, vegan? Because last time I checked I could buy a PC about 3 times as powerful as a Mac for any given price range.
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Male 1,625
Well it looks like all my planning to survive the inevitable zombie apocalypse could easily be curtailed by becoming a mac user. I guess this machete will have to go to another purpose. Now where`s that damned neighbors cat...
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Male 27
I don`t see where this is going.
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Male 117
Hi. I`m a Mac. And I`m a real computer.
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Male 383
You got it all wrong! People with brains know that PCs are poo!
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Male 185
Get it? Because, you know, Mac users don`t have any brains.
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Male 192
First I was like: Huh? Then I was like: LOLOLOLOLOL
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Male 19,981
Link: When Zombies Attacked Macs And PCs [Pic] [Rate Link] - You see where this is going, right?
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