What Should You Do If You Find An Athiest [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Misc

Move with caution with those atheists, they"re a grumpy bunch.
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Male 17
Dear Rawrandmer,
I too am an atheist. They have a right to post this, like you also have a right to post your prespective. But just because they are religiously intolerant doesnt mean you should be.
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Female 277
Looks like a repost.
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Female 301
maybe mr. gruff is just lonely, hmm?
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Male 68
Why do when people see any post regarding religion or any other current issue take it upon themselves to educate the nation with theyre insight that no one really drating wants? leave that to the experts thanks
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Male 38
lol, wow that`s very stupid, like i will avoid anyone that doesnt believe in what i believe. Lol
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Female 282
There is nothing wrong with being an Atheist. If you`re allowed to be a fckuing Christian or a Catholic or a Methodist or whatever else you may wish to be, then I can be a fckuing ATHEIST IF I SO DESIRE! I`m getting tired of all these people putting down Atheists! I don`t put down any form of religion, I don`t say you`re wrong for believing what you may, and I just don`t give a damn about what you believe! What you believe is your fkcuing choice, now can I please use MY choice to be an Atheist without receiving criticism from anyone? I don`t put down your God, nor your Jesus. I don`t use your Lords name in vain. I don`t do anything to offend you. I rarely speak of my religious beliefs in public, but dammit, I am tired of being put down! How would any of you feel if I had out down your religion?! I wouldn`t think you`d be too pleased about it, so how do you think I would feel? Pretty damn pissed! I`m sorry for ranting, but fkcu! Atheism is just as much a religion as any other. FCKU!!!
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Female 78
I get grumpy when religious people ask me "Well, what if you`re wrong?"
If I`m wrong and "god" won`t let me into "heaven" because I don`t believe, then I don`t want to be in a place with someone who doesn`t understand that my way of thinking of religion as total bullcrap when I have never seen, heard, touched, tasted, or smelled "god", then I don`t want to be there anyways!
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Female 5
O.o . this was just stupid.
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Male 3
hey. we`re not that bad. oh well.
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Female 166
Very creepy.
And I`m Catholic...
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Male 71
LOL. I mistyped the URL as "objectiveministries.org/kid" (instead of "/kidz"). Their 404 page is hilarious: "Satan must have misled you here".
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Male 15,832
I only get grumpy when some arrogant jerk tries to tell me he has the Universe all figured out and I don`t. I guess that`s why they think I`m always grumpy. They ought to see me laugh at them after they`re gone.
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Female 275
Holy crap, that site also says that they found dinosaurs walking around in the Congo Basin. Their `photographic proof` is a fuzzy pic of what looks like an elephant foot.
They also think Neanderthals were people with bone growth problems and rickets caused by flood clouds. Huh.
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Male 4
this makes all sense... every day i am grumpy in the morning, drink coffee and shout at kids... but sundays i drink coffee around 20:00 - 21:00 and i have to scream at hobo`s..
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Female 275
I went to that website. It said "Jesus wants us to be hot for him, not lukewarm!"
mmmm sexy jesus
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Male 699
wtf this makes no sense
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Female 137
Have you been to the website this is from? It is amazing. Objectiveministries.org/kidz/"
Please note they made a cartoon character "Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew". He knows history because his family lived it!
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Male 188
@ zombiebish, I`m not going to assume anything yet and hope that your comment was a statement on the opinions of others and not your own.
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Male 188
@bleong, molestation isn`t a priest-only thing. but just because other people have molested children besides priest doesn`t meant they can`t be called on it. A lot of priest are child molesters. everyone already knows that. it`s been a problem that the church has been hiding for a long time.
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Female 137
They don`t want the kids to talk to atheists because children, teens and young adults are more likely to question things, and may find rationality in their words.
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Male 99
When did molestation become a priest-only thing? Sadly I have more friends who were abused by family (athiests or non-practicing believers) than by priests. It`s strange to have finger pointing when it`s a problem from all sides. And worse to use that abuse for winning a sarcastic flame war.

And I`m pretty sure IAB will always put these atheist/believer posts in. It probably generates more hits and comments than anything else thats SFW.
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Female 999
I vote no more religious stuff on iab. Let`s replace them all with Kettehs, random NSFW pics off Fancy`s drive and The Oatmeal stuff.
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Female 236
Can I use not believing in god as an excuse for being grumpy? Nice!
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Female 22
SumRandom1.... Because I`m Christian my dad hit my mom, and my priest molested kids?? hmmmmmm I wonder how i missed all that the past 24 years...
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Male 239
this is iab`s pro religion post? some childrens cartoon off of a church website to be used as fodder for anti religious people to say that all christians are ignorant brainwashing child molesters? gee... thanks.
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Female 1
For those of you that are wondering, this is from objectiveministries.org/kidz

The `z` is for Zealousness!
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Male 794
LMAO, thats right kids, stay away from those grumpy atheists, go tell a child molester priest, or wife abuser dad to go have a word with them, IGNORANCE IS BLISS NO MATTER HOW YOU SLICE IT
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Male 215
TGCP, try the first page, there`s a link there.

Heh, I`ve always wanted to take part in one of these for some reason. Almost since I came to IAB.

That giraffe was worse than this. I`m still in shock about the herbivore t-rexes.
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Female 614
there was a giraffe from the same book. i think they made him a homoxesual. he was my favorite.
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Male 86
Can anyone explain to me why they chose a goat? Is that `cause of the underlying affiliation with Satan, or something like that?
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Male 166
I-Am-Bored really needs to start linking to sources, I want to know where this came from and what context.
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Male 723
ravensky,

In fact, atheism and agnosticism are mutually exclusive. The atheist will not entertain the concept of the existence of a god. The agnostic entertains the concept of the existence of a god but can not/will not define what or who that god is.

One is a believer or one is not. One can not be both.

9-) LJ
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Male 422
Ts.. I`m not staying home on sunday! I`m going out to play some D`n`D :P
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Male 17,511
TKD_Master: #1 [quote]2. Be prepared to get looked down upon for no apparent reason. This is normal, they think they are better than everybody else.[/quote]

#2 [quote]Really I shouldnt say `they` cause thats grouping all atheists with that definition.[/quote]

You really shouldn`t say Quote #1 cause that`s grouping all Christians with that definition either.
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Male 590
oh everyone knows you need to be at least a level 35 Proselytizer with at least +15 witnessing ability to talk to a grumpy atheist
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Male 2,033
I routinely lash out at children.

Down with god and down with anyone under the age of majority! Rargh!
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Male 1,067
"they may even try to trick you into neglecting God`s Word"
What the hell?!?!
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Female 106
Atheist and Theist are terms to do with belief

Agnostic and gnostic and terms to do with knowledge

if you are an atheist you don`t believe in god,

if you are agnostic about something you don`t know about it

i am an atheist, i don`t believe in god

i and also agnostic towards god, i don`t know if he exists or not.

a/theism and a/gnostisism are not related
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Male 577
"Please tell me this is a joke website. Please."

Hard call. When I was a kid, I went to the creation museum, because it was across from Dinosaur Valley. It was that stupid. My dad had to give all of us several warnings, about how we aren`t allowed to laugh until we get inside the car. It would have been rude to laugh where they could hear us.
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Male 187
"Oh no! Someone who uses logic and reason to observe the universe, rather than just accepting whatever explainations people give him! Keep back!"
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Male 285
TxP, you mean how they used a goat, as in "separating the sheep from the goats"? Yeah.
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Male 571
I love how religious people feel compelled to convert everyone else to their way of thinking. Who cares if someone else doesn`t share your beliefs? As long as you believe it, that`s all that matters.
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Male 2,332
I`m thinking about reading the Bible sometime, I hear it has great fantasy stories!
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Female 1,190
haha wooooow
well i havent skimmed through the comments so ignore me if someone already said it, but anyone else notice the animal they chose to represent the atheist?
just...wow....
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Male 20
@TKD Master
You`re thinking of someone who is agnostic.
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Male 583
I`m a catholic and all I want to do is your mum
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Male 18
TKD, that sounds a bit more like an agnostic than an atheist. I mean, I don`t know for sure, but as far as I understand, atheism specifically denies the existence of God (or any god, for that matter).
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Male 4,793
"A nihilist doesn`t believe in anything. An Atheist simply doesn`t believe in God."

An atheist believes there is no way to possibly know that a god or God exists. It`s not that they don`t believe in god, they just don`t see any reason to devote their time to something that may or may not be. Really I shouldnt say `they` cause thats grouping all atheists with that definition. but I read that definition a while ago somewhere.
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Male 4,793
what to do if you encounter a christian :

1. Tighten your belt and double check your zipper, they just might be catholic.
2. Be prepared to get looked down upon for no apparent reason. This is normal, they think they are better than everybody else.
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Female 3,696
Oh my god!!!! I remember this website! It was from a website designed for children and some of the information was so ludicrous for a long time we thought it was fake but I think it`s very possible it wasnt. The main character was a Lamb named Lambert or something but it was really funny it was so bad!

I wish I could find it again .__.
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Male 2,868
"Bah! I don`t believe in anything!" A nihilist doesn`t believe in anything. An Atheist simply doesn`t believe in God.
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Female 1,101
I don`t think most athesists would have a pamphlet that targeted children, but I could be wrong.
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Male 798
"Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let adults handle them."

This makes me wonder. If a children`s witnessing pamphlet contains stereotypes that are mostly lies, would an atheist pamphlet contain mostly truths?
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Female 1,101
Bahaha! I bet this came straight out of a christian child brainwash pamphlet!

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Male 1,666
"but then why are they always so sad?"

Opposite of "ignorance is bliss"
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Male 17,511
Maelstrom_x: You do need to well informed, But I wouldn`t call it Jesus-Jitsu or Christian Karate.
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Female 106
lololol my ex boyfriend was a grumpy athiest :) but as for the rest of this... Jesus-fu O.O lulz
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Male 321
I am an atheist/wiccan, atheist due to meself, and wiccan due to me mum, I am perfectly happy, except for the ways human kind continues to p*ss me off, but other than that, I am fine!
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Male 1,882
"Advanced Witnessing Techniques"

So what, you have to have a blackbelt in Jesus-fu to fight an Atheist?
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Male 582
The noisy atheists are like the noisy theists. Two sides of the same coin that the vast majority of us wish would be learn some tolerance. Believe in God? Great. Awesome. Good on you and may all the wonders of the universe become known to you through your faith and relationship with the almighty. Don`t believe in God? Super. Enjoy it and may science provide every answer to all your questions and problems. Now both of you, please, shut the hell up.
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Male 591
Wow, we are disease now.

What gives people the right to tell me if im happy or not in my life choosing?
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Male 215
There you are, overgeneralizing. Atheists are in no way looked down upon except by a few extremist Christians. The majority of scientists are either atheists or at least have a unique ideological system, as opposed to Christianity.

As for the website... This had better be a troll website. Seriously. Dinosaurs still walk around? They were HERBIVOTES? Fossils are evil people that died in a flood? Cain married one of his sisters and his children lives without inbreeding? Neanderthals were humans with abnormal bone growth despite their completely different DNA? The bombardier beetle was given the power to shoot chemicals in order to fight off Evolutionists?

Please tell me this is a joke website. Please.
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Female 187
"atheist are more religious then a lot of religious people I know. they`re usually trying to preach their non-religion..."

"I think you`re making the toupee fallacy there. There are plenty of silent atheists out there, you just don`t notice them because of the noisy ones."

I feel you there...it seems that the loud minority ruins it for everyone all across the board.
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Male 1,455
"I was one way before it became popular to be atheist"

It`s not popular. It`s an extreme minority, and one that is really looked down upon, more so than any other religion in the US (save, perhaps, Islam).
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Male 249
why cant we all get along and mock scientology together?
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Male 2,591
it isn`t even a question for me. people are seriously calling it a fad now? go universe!
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Male 936
an athiest preaching non-religion is not religous...
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Male 734
"atheist are more religious then a lot of religious people I know. they`re usually trying to preach their non-religion..."

I think you`re making the toupee fallacy there. There are plenty of silent atheists out there, you just don`t notice them because of the noisy ones.
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Female 547
This is so silly; I`m an atheist, but I don`t drink coffee!
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Female 583
Er...I actually kind of agree that it`s a fad, despite the fact that I am one myself. Of course, I was one way before it became popular to be atheist, but I seriously wish people would stop saying they are just because they think it`s `cool` not to believe in God.
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Male 2,703
deadmeat, that would be called an agnostic theist, there is also me, agnostic atheist. we are in the same group, I`m not going to dismiss a higher power altogether, but as of now I don`t believe in any gods.

atheist are more religious then a lot of religious people I know. they`re usually trying to preach their non-religion. agnostics have more of the attitude atheists should, most agnostics couldn`t care less what you believe in
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Male 191
I don`t go to church doesn`t mean I don`t believe in god (I do) I just don`t have a religion yet
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Male 1,351
The More You Know
*Cue sentimental music sound byte.

Also, I now want coffee.
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Female 3,598
MMM coffee!!!
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Male 225
atheism seriously is a fad..
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Male 273
atheism is a fad

just ask half of facebook
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Male 149
Ok, im not athiest because I believe in a higher power, not necessarily god (or gods) but just a higher power. I also don`t believe in ANY of those rules and restrictions that religions put on you. Im a ginger. :)
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Male 734
What`s the source on this one?
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Male 1,610
Angilion (cont.)

I read long books,
I go to school,
I de-bate philosophyyyyyy
I watch the discovery channel
and lots of science on TVeeeeeee.
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Female 1,264
hehehe...

Funny I just received a visit from the ladies who like talking about the Bible. I like atheists more. They don`t force me out of the shower so they`ll stop knocking.
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Male 226
I`m an apathetic agnostic, and really don`t care.
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Male 12,365
The lumberjack song, atheist edition!

I`m an atheist and I`m OK
I do good deeds
but I don`t pray.

Next verse?
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Male 768
christian`s are a grumpy bunch, if you find a christian in your neighborhood tell an atheist right away! christians are often grumpy and bitter and will lash out and sexually molest children. they may even try to trick you into superstitions where "belief" is the foundation of their "proof." let the adults handle them!
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Male 877
the clergy are often grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick them into beliving mans word...
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Male 1,312
Seriously, AVOID TALKING TO ME, because I have no interest in what you`re saying
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Male 32
I`m an atheist and I`m not grumpy in the slightest =P
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Male 593
I`m an atheist and I`m as jolly as peter griffin :)
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Male 503
hahaha more christians need to know this because im sick of people trying to get jesus in my life.
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Female 288
It`s ok Jamie76. You can say whatever you want as long as it doesn`t get read by any hipsters or smart people.
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Female 855
bible thumping FREAKS... leave people alone!
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Male 2
Those damned athiests...
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Male 312
*facepalm* Whoever made this must burn.
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Male 23
ALL HAIL SATAN!!!
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Female 16
Im a realist NOT an atheist!!!
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Male 25,416
Wow, but so many athiests are vegitarians so its dumb either way!
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Male 1,610
Wait, so this was taken from a childrens website, and this one piece to brainwash kids that atheists are mean people who should be avoided? OK, that`s not funny, it`s pathetic.
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Male 422
The reason atheists are always unhappy when YOU see them is because you`re all sodding crazy bible bashers...
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Female 1,181
i`m an atheist cause i`m smarter than the religious sheeple out there. and that makes me happy, not grumpy.
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Female 247
Atheists are also known to be goats that like to drink coffee.
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Male 317
I`m a grumpy atheist because all my christian friends look down on me for not believing in something no one can prove. But believing in something that can`t be proven is somehow better.....
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Female 3,562
I`d give my kids the same advice about avoiding Christians.
This doesn`t bother me really, at least it`s cute.
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Male 87
@jamie76 It sounds as if all the atheists you run into are unhappy. Have you ever considered no one likes you?
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Female 134
this cartoon is 100% true!! i sent this to my atheist friend, she was in a bathrobe drinking coffee, and grumpy. I might be grumpy and drink coffee but i would never wear a bathrobe around!
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Male 601
Yes, Atheists are extremely grumpy /sarcasm
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Male 566
hahaha "why are they always so sad?" because they`re surrounded by superstitious chuckleheads
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Male 111
Ok, I just checked out that website deathxtra posted and it has got to be some kind of joke. Someone should just post a link to that site on the main page.
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Female 2,352
Well that`s crap.
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Male 111
A Wild Atheist appears!

Christian used Prayer!

But, it`s not very effective...

Atheist used Religious Argument!

It`s super-annoying!

Seriously, stop it with this poo.
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Male 326
This post gave me a bad case of brainhurt
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Male 74
Hooray for brainwashing children, but not to worry, the majority of them will grow up to resent their parents for crap just like this.
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Male 139
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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Male 118
I don`t know what your talking about but Jesus is real He brings me presents every year ON HIS BIRTHDAY how cool is that, plus we always blaze together :) I LOVE YOU JESUS!
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Male 1,610
Jamie76 - Atheism: Not a religion.

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Female 8,045
I hope some of you are joking! Since when have atheist been grumpy or bigoted? If you take your judgement from an internet forum it would be very strange. I know quite a few religious people, but they are not the norm- most people I know are atheists- and without actually knowing which was which - they are all much the same as any other random group of people.
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Male 807
@ Jamie 76

Wow, you really are clueless-we athiests are merely unplugged from the Matrix of religion and free to see the world as it is, sure as a whole the world is depressing but it is what you do with your piece of it that makes a difference, being a good/happy person isn`t the sole domain of religion
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Male 75
LOL those Christians, you never now what funny things they will do next!
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Male 88
wow wtf is this trash?
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Male 645
And religious folks use their faithful followers to slaughter millions, molest children, and burn witches.
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Male 177
At least you`re not on any one side, IAB.
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Male 118
I don`t know what your talking about but Jesus is real He brings me presents every year ON HIS BIRTHDAY how cool is that, plus we always blaze together :) I LOVE YOU JESUS!
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Male 1,313
The hell with all your religions, and all your non religions, which in turn means the hell with me well; but also means F#ck you all just the same... which I suppose means f#ck me too.. none the less. I hate us all.
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Male 1,184
The reason I`m grumpy has nothing to do with my atheism. In has to do with my high intelligence. It just so happens that most intelligent people are atheists, because, you know, that`s the intelligent thing to do. Listening to stupid people (like jamie76 here) is utterly infuriating, whether it`s about religion or not.
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Male 147
@jamie76 I smell BS or did you not just complain and rant about atheists whom you claim do exactly the same? The pot calling the kettle black if ever there was.

I know atheists that are very happy and atheists that are sometimes depressed as well as atheists that are simply chill. The only thing that`s common among them is that they don`t feel the need to delude themselves into thinking they are loved by a mythical god. They`re fine with the love they get from their friends and family, and aren`t constantly in a euphoric cross-eyed high because they would rather have their mind on reality than thinking about how a fictional god loves them all day.
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Male 327
I`m an atheist but I`m not a grouch, in fact I`m usually the life of the group, the only thing that gets me "grouchy" is when people try to push their religion on me, sometimes that doesn`t even work, I just laugh at them and their omnipotent imaginary friends
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Male 134
"honestly though, the more atheist I encounter in life the more I realize, they really are a hugely unhappy group. Now, I don`t think this is because they don;t have religon in their life or anything like that but because they are a naturally countrary type...that is whatever is popular, they hate, whatever eveyone likes, they are against, whatever people are into at the time, they detest. They tend to complain ABOUT EVERYTHING not just God and religious people."

it`s obviously because our superior intellects have a hard time processing the garbage that is in fact made popular by religious and other various groups of idiots
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Male 185
Witnessing? That sounds like some weird ritual in that sense.
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Male 17,511
Oh geesh, Not again.
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Male 3,330
I`m sure glad that the kids who read this won`t come witnessing to me.
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Male 914
you mods are BS
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Male 2,344
the most powerful weapon for the religion of Atheism-brainwashing kids...funny how that worls both ways.

honestly though, the more atheist I encounter in life the more I realize, they really are a hugely unhappy group. Now, I don`t think this is because they don;t have religon in their life or anything like that but because they are a naturally countrary type...that is whatever is popular, they hate, whatever eveyone likes, they are against, whatever people are into at the time, they detest. They tend to complain ABOUT EVERYTHING not just God and religious people.

think I am wrong, call up your nearest athiest and mention something you don`t like...sit back and watch them run off on a rant that never ends and turns from one subject to another.

all hail the religon of atheism!
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Male 1,451
Haha, I`m an athiest and I am MUCH happier than the Jehovah`s Witness with whom I work (unless there`s a natural disaster, then he gets very excited for the end of the world).

PS: disaster is a weird word. It doesn`t look right, but is.
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Female 8,045
Ha! I want a grumpy goat with a dressing gown! Just how I feel- but on a Monday. Sorry kids- I`ll try not to growl and scare you!
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Male 95
There does seem to be a good dose of bitterness in Atheists.

At least a good does of them.

I`m not sure which is worse, really, their bitterness or the misplaced self-righteousness of the Christian Reich, er, Right.

The Christians, I guess. After all, they are organized in their arrogance, while there really isn`t a Church of the Atheists...
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Female 222
I`m an atheist and I`m not grumpy :(
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Female 1,148
Fail-tastic!
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Female 4,039
That grumpy goat is sort of cute.
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Male 131
Oh wow... That is just pathetic.
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Male 218
Wow... that was dumb. FAIL
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Male 306
LOL
Most powerful weapon for religious people. Brainwashing kids.
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Female 49
No Atheist`s are the same as everyone else, and they need to stop trying to change there beliefs.
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Male 27
This is the failest fail that someone has ever failed.
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Male 467
This is so true, all atheists are goats. Grumpy sexy goats.
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Male 1,958

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Male 4,014
derrrrrr

3002-3038 - I disagree, I think athiests are grumpy because once we die, we don`t delude ourselves with dreams of candy mountain. So the ever impending specter of death hangs over our heads, while the religious can content themselves that once they die they will be off to Valhalla.
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Male 1,231
Lol is all i can say to this
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Male 397
Lol.
That is all.
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Male 268
WOW JUST WOW
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Female 198
Im a Christian and even I think this is LAME!!!!!!!!!
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Male 500
Hmmn, I don`t actually stay at home being grumpy. Sundays I like to go scuba diving, a run, some kickboxing with friends or maybe a walk on the downs or check out the vibe on Brighton seafront, followed by a pint of ale, which is I might add the only thing that I am willing to wash my brain with on a Sunday.
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Female 1,199
"Am I missing the joke or is this really boring?"

Oh, it`s boring.
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Female 631
...honestly most atheists i meet are quite happy...
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Female 121
....I feel like this was stuck inside some Watchtower pamphlet. Christians should stop trying to attempt humor. This is what happens. Cartoon goats. With coffee mugs.
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Male 774
skine

You`re comment made my day. :)
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Male 62
Sounds more and more like the church is an evil cult
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Male 363
Am I missing the joke or is this really boring?
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Male 719
NOOOOOOO!

NOT COMIC SANS!
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Female 58
Crotchety is such a weird word.. Does it imply his crotch is old? Or something else?
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Female 525
oh fancy you dirty bastard!
i submitted a link that contained this (and the link to the actual site) like 3 weeks ago.
you just ripped me off!

i wish you a painful death.
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Male 255
panth753: Are you serious! Jews have been ridculed and joked about for years, as have muslims and hindus. The difference is that they were openly persecuted and viciously attacked as well. You Christians have it easy...
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Male 214
Should I of sliced the car I seen a few weeks ago that had the license plate "ATH3IST" on the back? Give the car owner a reason to be grumpy :-D
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Male 2,841
This comic must`ve been created by an atheist.
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Male 537
"Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed"... haha, this is awesome.
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Male 881
Be careful of those tricky Atheists who might free your mind!
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Female 9,572
I can`t wait until the day all religions will be made fun of and not just Christians.
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Female 803
@Wundt, it`s real. My friends and I were actually talking about it last night. It`s from objectiveministries. com/kidz

My favorite (and most disgusting) is Habu`s Corner, for reasons you will see when you go to the site.
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Female 63
Psh, I`m the most happy-go-lucky/nice person you`ll ever meet, and I`m an athiest. Just because you don`t have God to guide you, doesn`t mean you can`t have morals of your own.
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Male 2,796
I truly think this is real. It sounds like something a Babtist or Nondenomination chruch would give to it`s youth group. When I was an idiot, er... I mean, Christian, I remember getting told similar things.
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Male 85
I sense a religues debate comming.
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Male 333
Touché Christians...
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Male 409
The real question is, "is this parody? or is it real?" Any more, it is hard to tell what is poe and what isn`t. Take a look at the Chick Tracks that are routinely passed out by churches, they are no less ridiculous than this, and they are certainly `real`.
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Male 219
I feel isolated :(
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Female 1,441
We should all just resist Fancy`s efforts to turn everything into a flame war.
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Male 167
They used the goat, to show that athiests are equal to satanists.
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Male 363
I hope you don`t take this as a pro-religion link by Fancy. It`s not.
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Female 133
Vicious Liar: I see what you did there, kids...kids. Corny and yet HA!

rainbowfarts: I`m fairly certain it`s harder to find material to satisfy your pro-religion post needs that still try to be funny. Instead of whining about it, submit your own.
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Male 314
meh...at least fancy`s trying right?
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Female 160
Athiests - the new syringe.
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Male 976
Mr. Gruff FTW!
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Male 833
i dont know how to feel about this... so ill just ignore it
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Male 1,442
Friendly bunch untill someone posts about religion. Then a grumpy flame waring bunch!
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Male 931
haha, aww, were a friendly bunch :D :P
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Male 3,255
"They think they`ve got it all figured out."

"How dumb of them, WE have it all figured out!"

Watch this ASAP
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Male 20
I`m an atheist and i think that`s funny
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Male 39,893
ha! I like this one

Athiests, Christians, and Politicians should all come with warning labels!
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Male 9,305
"I can never tell if it`s just mocking religion or not."

After looking at the website deathxtra posted...he doesn`t have to do squat. It makes fun of itself.
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Female 448
Fancy...we get it. You`re atheist.
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Female 177
lol Im a happy atheist? Maybe this just meant evil myspace blogging atheists who like to argue for fun
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Male 1,226
"Old man Gruff is drunk again.
" You kids keep off my lawn" !"

*Waves with cane*
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Male 4,807
Funny cause it true.. well in my mind it is anyway.
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Male 1,610
Excellent advice! Just leave atheists be.
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Male 5
I was actually part of a comedy troupe that wrote a play based on this exact crazy religious kids website like 7 years ago. Never thought I`d be seeing old mr. gruff again. Though I have to say, the best character is definitely "Hopsiah the Kanga-Jew".
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Male 6,693
Old man Gruff is drunk again.
" You kids keep off my lawn" !
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Female 798
wow, a half-assed attempt at being "fair"
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Male 776
Oh Mr. Gruff, all he really wants is feet.
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Female 299
i`m a happy atheist who goes out on sundays. MYTH BUSTED.
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Male 730
Lulz every time Fancy tries to do a pro-religion post I can never tell if it`s just mocking religion or not.
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Male 519
hey I am not like that I am always in a good mood and actually encourage people to stick to thei beliefs.
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Male 2,788
Nevermind, I found it.
http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/
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Male 2,788
Saw this a long while ago on a christian website for kids. If anyone remembers what it was, please post it for all too see.
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Female 305
Is this...serious?
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Male 350
Lol. Witty.
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Male 281
wtf lol
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Male 9,305
Love thy neighbor my furry fox ass.
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Male 20,901
Link: What Should You Do If You Find An Athiest [Pic] [Rate Link] - Move with caution with those atheists, they`re a grumpy bunch.
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