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Date: 06/09/10 07:01 AM

137 Responses to What God Looks Like To Atheist and Others [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:02 am
    Link: What God Looks Like To Atheist and Others - Oh, so that`s what He looks like.
  2. Profile photo of Seem
    Seem Female 18-29
    118 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:34 am
    ..wat.
  3. Profile photo of RexBanner
    RexBanner Male 18-29
    18 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:35 am
    ...
  4. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:36 am
    huh. no beard.
  5. Profile photo of deltaumarcus
    deltaumarcus Male 18-29
    1958 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:36 am
    Uh...
  6. Profile photo of Kadinsky
    Kadinsky Male 18-29
    575 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:38 am
    Wow this is just bad.
  7. Profile photo of mervviscious
    mervviscious Male 40-49
    1793 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:38 am
    And of course backwards it`s dog...
  8. Profile photo of MikeyNiv
    MikeyNiv Male 18-29
    697 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:41 am
    is it as simple as that or am i missing something
  9. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:46 am
    Another example of high quality link *sigh*
  10. Profile photo of belunan
    belunan Male 30-39
    1507 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:47 am
    So, to atheists he`s...blurry?
  11. Profile photo of ScottSerious
    ScottSerious Male 18-29
    5316 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:48 am
    what is this
  12. Profile photo of yoiyoi
    yoiyoi Male 18-29
    89 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:48 am
    I don`t get it.
  13. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:50 am
    I need this explained to me.
  14. Profile photo of DeathToLems
    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:50 am
    god is pixels? Oh ofcourse! why didnt i think of this before! doh
  15. Profile photo of Concetra
    Concetra Male 18-29
    2050 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:51 am
    what the drat is this drating poo.
  16. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:51 am
    Ummm.. okaaay
  17. Profile photo of slayjordan
    slayjordan Male 18-29
    13 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:52 am
    Its simple....To them God is just a word....
  18. Profile photo of yeayeayea23
    yeayeayea23 Female 18-29
    142 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:52 am
    why is there a picture of the word god...
    im pretty sure the word god looks like that to everyone
  19. Profile photo of lwhoffman
    lwhoffman Male 18-29
    174 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:53 am
    Uh... *shrug* Thanks for the awesome link lllBorislll :-D
  20. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:55 am
    I don`t get it...
  21. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:55 am
    Boris...you got some splaining to do...
  22. Profile photo of Hemtroll
    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:55 am
    This is either really deep or really boring.
  23. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    796 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:56 am
    really-this passes for entertainment...yikes
  24. Profile photo of Winter_ICE_0
    Winter_ICE_0 Male 13-17
    976 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:57 am
    That`s right everyone, God is a pixelated pooty screen shot.
  25. Profile photo of mal_BB
    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:58 am
    Its suggesting that god is merely a word, a concept; a man made creation. Nothing more, nothing less. At least as a concept it can mean something different to everyone, and therefore can be interpreted in any way you like.
  26. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:07 am
    God looks like I need glasses.
  27. Profile photo of baileyabb
    baileyabb Female 18-29
    896 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:13 am
    what the f*ck, Iambored is sh*t.
  28. Profile photo of Itsalwysunny
    Itsalwysunny Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:26 am
    60-9......69???
  29. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:35 am
    )-|, what the...where`s the funny/insult in this?

    a pooty pixelated screen shot of a word, oh wait...

    OK, moving on...
  30. Profile photo of alimander
    alimander Female 18-29
    182 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:39 am
    What??
  31. Profile photo of Saskuel
    Saskuel Male 13-17
    343 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:40 am
    Come on IAB...
  32. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:55 am
    This is easily the stupidest thing I have ever seen on IAB. It seems Christians spend most of their time attacking atheists on the internet. But I thought IAB was mostly atheists anyways...
  33. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:55 am
    BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  34. Profile photo of premierwondr
    premierwondr Male 18-29
    975 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:56 am
    seriously never again man...just dont submit anymore
  35. Profile photo of chillywhack
    chillywhack Male 40-49
    161 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:58 am
    Your slipping IAB
  36. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
    719 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:59 am
    Stupid flamebait.
  37. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:01 am
    Right over my head, apparently.
  38. Profile photo of Password
    Password Male 30-39
    77 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:02 am
    i think this is what was meant to be posted ...

    old anyhoo
  39. Profile photo of Raisin_Hell
    Raisin_Hell Male 18-29
    277 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:02 am
    I`ve been going to this site daily for over 4 years now, and this is by far the worst post I have seen to date.
  40. Profile photo of ohplease
    ohplease Male 50-59
    567 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:03 am
    there we go, thnx password
  41. Profile photo of skine
    skine Male 18-29
    719 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:05 am
    Ah, so it`s stupid, flamebait AND a repost.
  42. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:23 am
    How did this make it on IAB? Lame.
  43. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:26 am
    ????????? I must have missed something.
  44. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36831 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:29 am
    I`m even more bored than before I looked at this.


    FAIL
  45. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36831 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:30 am
    I tried to rate this but couldn`t.

    where`s the Zero?
  46. Profile photo of iceblack
    iceblack Male 18-29
    551 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:31 am
    So... No flying spaghetti monster? =[
  47. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:36 am

  48. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:36 am
    IAB goading a religion fight again, What a surprise. <sarcasm>
  49. Profile photo of Loveabye
    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:38 am
    still kind of a silly post...
  50. Profile photo of solobueno
    solobueno Female 18-29
    134 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:52 am
    What is this?? f*kin lame thats what

    but LOVE the bunny picture lol
  51. Profile photo of dax2009
    dax2009 Female 50-59
    322 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:13 am
    Thank you Angelmassb - roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
  52. Profile photo of sulfox
    sulfox Male 13-17
    15 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:13 am
    I get it, although it`s really not that funny.
  53. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:13 am
    This is drating stupid.
  54. Profile photo of Norris
    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:14 am



  55. Profile photo of Silvodia
    Silvodia Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:16 am
    I`m sorry iceblack. No flying spaghetti monster. I`m glad to see that you`ve accepted Sarah Palin as the reincarnate of our lord and savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Be forever protected and embraced by its noodly appendages. Ramen.
  56. Profile photo of almightybob1
    almightybob1 Male 18-29
    4290 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:17 am
    Um... I think someone`s put the thumbnail as the content. But yeah, it does look like what Password posted is what`s meant to be here.
  57. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:21 am
    I`m so confused... O.e
  58. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:42 am
    It`s so good to see them finally agreeing on something.
  59. Profile photo of Hitaki318
    Hitaki318 Female 13-17
    193 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:45 am
    I`m atheist but to me god looks like Hermes from Hercules... Wut.
  60. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33085 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:48 am
    Angelmassb is the Oolong bunny? Lolz! Oolong pre-dates LOLcats even, rest his little bunneh soul!
  61. Profile photo of Emirox
    Emirox Female 13-17
    112 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:50 am
    i get it!
  62. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:06 am
    Angelmassb is the Oolong bunny? Lolz! Oolong pre-dates LOLcats even, rest his little bunneh soul!

    It still pretty much alive and kicking it in the cyberworld tough!
  63. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:09 am
    I have seen this so many times on various different sites. I still picture God as the 4th long lost member of ZZ Top.
  64. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:11 am
    k?
  65. Profile photo of mcmonkeyman
    mcmonkeyman Male 13-17
    243 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:12 am
    i swear i saw him chilling on a blank sheet of paper yesterday, but then, when i went to draw on him, he left
  66. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:13 am
    WTF really? just a repost?

    It was better when we all were arguing to a pixelated pic
  67. Profile photo of jamie76
    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2345 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:20 am
    Athiest...we get it you have zero desire or ability to believe in something bigger than yourselves...so umm you can chill the hell out now.

    seriously, you idiots have become your own religion. you have a die hard belief, you preach it constantly, you convert, and you have your own temples where you meet to discuss your beliefs (yep church). OH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, you have ID another religion to HATE and attack constantly thus meaning you have reach full fledged religion status!

    congrats you morons of believing in non-belief!
  68. Profile photo of ZNaught
    ZNaught Male 13-17
    351 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:30 am
    So you decided to post this again in like 2 months just to cause argument? Fail.
  69. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:32 am
    Lol.

    Something is seriously wrong with your brain cells, jamie. It`s like most of them don`t exist.

    Like they`re God or something.
  70. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:41 am
    man at least Mohammad has a face........were just not allowed to see it, oh im a non believer by the way, let the bashing begin
    HOWEVER, you can only mock me if you read the bible, Koran(translation of, cuz i cant read arabic), and the Torah, cuz i have and i reject them all
  71. Profile photo of AlishaLovesU
    AlishaLovesU Female 13-17
    88 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:44 am
    XDDD
  72. Profile photo of Sock1122
    Sock1122 Male 18-29
    274 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:58 am
    Athiest...we get it you have zero desire or ability to believe in something bigger than yourselves...so umm you can chill the hell out now.

    seriously, you idiots have become your own religion. you have a die hard belief, you preach it constantly, you convert, and you have your own temples where you meet to discuss your beliefs (yep church). OH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, you have ID another religion to HATE and attack constantly thus meaning you have reach full fledged religion status!

    congrats you morons of believing in non-belief!
    shhh shhh shhh shhh shh. it`s all good and well discussing/arguing beliefs but lets not resort to steryotyping now.
  73. Profile photo of lakerzz8
    lakerzz8 Male 18-29
    366 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:59 am
    Jamie, so you agree a regular religion is full of idiots who are fanatical, try to convert others even if they don`t want it, and constantly attack other religions? Good to know!
  74. Profile photo of krisley
    krisley Male 18-29
    525 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 12:00 pm
    Mohammad is Islam`s Jesus.... Jesus has a face... Just throwing that out there.
  75. Profile photo of util
    util Male 18-29
    136 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    @krisley

    you can keep it, no one here has an use for that.
  76. Profile photo of Stelly
    Stelly Male 30-39
    317 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 12:05 pm
    see those ads to the right? yea, well IAB realized long ago that race, religion, and politics bring in the most hits. I wouldn`t be surprised if this comes up again in another 2 months....
  77. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 12:13 pm
    That was dumb
  78. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 12:17 pm
    SumRandom1, I shall mock.
    "man at least Mohammad has a face........were just not allowed to see it, oh im a non believer by the way, let the bashing begin
    HOWEVER, you can only mock me if you read the bible, Koran(translation of, cuz i cant read arabic),"

    ....and you can`t write in English.

    Muslims worship Allah. That is all.

    How`s that for falling on your own sword. Failing troll is failing.
  79. Profile photo of Ace_Mazta
    Ace_Mazta Male 13-17
    699 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    haaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa
  80. Profile photo of lllBorislll
    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:08 pm
    I`m sorry, I`m just stoked that my first post made it on here :D... granted I think I`ve submitted better ones than this. I find it funny.
  81. Profile photo of atm
    atm Female 13-17
    127 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:11 pm
    Yup, thats how he looks.

    :)
  82. Profile photo of toplak666
    toplak666 Male 18-29
    22 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:20 pm
    @Fatninja01: Welcome to I-Am-Bored...
  83. Profile photo of jib
    jib Male 18-29
    314 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:21 pm
    lol @random1 trolling is bad!
  84. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    "Lol.

    Something is seriously wrong with your brain cells, jamie. It`s like most of them don`t exist.

    Like they`re God or something."


    I just laughed my little Italian @ss off. Ahahahaha.
  85. Profile photo of vorpalsword
    vorpalsword Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    flew right over fatninja`s head
  86. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    I thought god looks like a homeless hippy with white hair... What happened to that?
  87. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    The only reason I get into arguments and whatnot with theists is because I`m scared that if I just sit back and do nothing that the dark ages might sneak up on us again.

    Lets just make a law that religion can have ZERO place in government and government law making and all presidential candidates must be religiously neutral and then we won`t fight anymore. :P
  88. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    Bwahahaha, so true.
  89. Profile photo of querty11
    querty11 Male 18-29
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    June 9, 2010 at 3:37 pm
    Random thought, but are ninjas gods, or is god a ninja because this looks similar to the picture of the ninjas.
  90. Profile photo of xxxveganxxx
    xxxveganxxx Male 13-17
    383 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    Repost? So true though.
  91. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
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    June 9, 2010 at 3:49 pm
    This is always what I`ve imagined God to look like:

    ...well, at least since SP made this episode.
  92. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    This made me lol, I want it on a T-shirt.
  93. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
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    June 9, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    Its not rocket science. Genesis specifically says that God created Man IN HIS OWN IMAGE, ie to look like him, ergo, humans look like God; God is humanoid.
  94. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    Brassbull that`s not God that`s Moses
  95. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    Smilinsam; I know, but that`s what I want God to look like, and God can be anything to anyone.
  96. Profile photo of defiythelie
    defiythelie Male 18-29
    230 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 5:02 pm
    @lionhart2

    That is true but i have been told that the whole " in gods image" thing only means that humans and god share the same gift of love and other emotions, at least thats what the crazy dude with a bible and cross of the street corner says.
  97. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 5:14 pm
    OH ok, haha i just watched that episode like two weeks ago (i`ve got all the southparks on DVD) :) love that one.
  98. Profile photo of tangello
    tangello Female 13-17
    901 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 5:31 pm
    how many times do we have to see this repost.....
  99. Profile photo of Ryan22158
    Ryan22158 Male 18-29
    418 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 5:34 pm
    LionHart,

    If humans look like God then God wouldn`t be considered humanoid. Unless you take Him out of the context that Christianity and the Holy Bible put Him in.

    Interesting thought. I have no idea what we would call ourselves. Godly in image only?
  100. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 5:49 pm
    Smilinsam: Yeah, it`s one of my favorites.
  101. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
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    June 9, 2010 at 6:09 pm
    Genesis specifically says that God created Man IN HIS OWN IMAGE, ie to look like him, ergo, humans look like God; God is humanoid.
    To be fair, Genesis 1:26 says (quote) "Then God said, "Let us make man in OUR image, after OUR likeness..." (emphasis mine).

    Yep, God talks about in "our" image (don`t believe me, look it up). Who are these multiple gods he`s talking about, when in every other verse it`s he, him? There are some scholars that suggest this lends some credence to the thesis that the Biblical account of creation was actually based on pre-existing polytheistic creation myths (the word elohim being plural, meaning gods, in the first place). I`ve heard it suggested that this may be a hangover from the original translation of much older recycled pre-Christian creation stories.
  102. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:07 pm
    Who are these multiple gods he`s talking about, when in every other verse it`s he, him?

    Aliens of course
  103. Profile photo of keith2
    keith2 Male 30-39
    2589 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:19 pm
    christains and all other religions for that matter are the most naive and gullible people on the planet.
  104. Profile photo of WarX
    WarX Male 13-17
    18 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:33 pm
    repost
  105. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    > defiythelie
    > the whole "in gods image" thing only means that humans and god share the same gift of love and other emotions

    Except that`s wrong, because up until they ate of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, they possessed nothing of the kind - it was the forbidden fruit which gave them `adult` emotions and knowledge if you will. So when God talks about `his own image` (or as Davy correctly pointed out, `our` own image) he is literally referring to the physical form, not the emotional/intellectual, because that came later.
  106. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    Re the `our own image` thing, that refers, of course, to the fact that God was only one of the aliens on board the Colony Ship...
  107. Profile photo of -LuckyDucky-
    -LuckyDucky- Male 18-29
    141 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    I don`t see anything in either box!?!?!?
  108. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:43 pm
    was funny the first time
  109. Profile photo of fattpill
    fattpill Male 30-39
    255 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:45 pm
    And through all your jokes and making fun of Him He still loves you more dearly than you could imagine. Please give God a chance he will show you his love for you and it will be more love than you have ever known. Please let God love you all you have to do is received him and he will show you his Love. All God wants to do is love you. Please open your heart to him
  110. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 8:57 pm
    I think fatpill might be a catholic priest.

    That may work on the choirboys dude but don`t you be trying that sh*t here!
  111. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    Damn, God is a bamf.
  112. Profile photo of Baalthazaq
    Baalthazaq Male 18-29
    4548 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    Zerocyde:
    " and all presidential candidates must be religiously neutral "

    This is the problem.
    I don`t mean this is the problem I have with you or your statement.
    I mean that statement personifies everything that has ever been wrong with religion.

    You only want to elect officials who are like you. That is the problem. It is prejudice and bigotry the same as any other prejudice and bigotry.

    When you say "The only reason I get into arguments and whatnot with theists is because I`m scared that if I just sit back and do nothing that the dark ages might sneak up on us again", that`s why *I* get into these arguments.

    You don`t even realize you are becoming the dark age bigots you vilify. If I don`t sit here constantly slapping it out of you, you`ll jump straight into persecution of those who don`t share your worldview.

    This isn`t a a/theist issue. It is a mindset one. Your mindset.
  113. Profile photo of d30f2n
    d30f2n Male 18-29
    24 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    Dang, I didn`t know god had (C)dhayward on the bottom right of him
  114. Profile photo of eggmaster
    eggmaster Male 13-17
    60 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:02 pm
    AHA! I KNEW IT! God IS white!!
  115. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    FatPill, lemme break that down and translate it into cold reality. Tell me if I`ve got this wrong (as a former born-again Christian).

    --------------------

    "And through all your jokes and making fun of Him He still loves you more dearly than you could imagine."

    >> So long as you`re not Atheist, Muslim, Hindu, Shintoist, Traditional Chinese Animist, Pagan, Buddhist, Zoroastrian, or anything other than Christian (I`ll avoid the interpretative areas of homosexuality, Judaism, Catholic vs Protestant, let`s keep it black and white for now). If you`re one of those religions, you`re going to burn in the fires of hell to be dry-butt-f*cked by demons with knobbly dicks for ETERNITY. Not just for a while, but until the end of time. And that`s painting hell nicely...
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:06 pm
    "Please give God a chance he will show you his love for you and it will be more love than you have ever known."

    >> If you convert now to Christianity, you`ll be A-OK. But time is running short. Those demons are already lubing up and looking forward to an eternity of blood-spotted bum-love. Please listen, God loves you, he doesn`t want to send you to the hell he created for the non-believers.

    "Please let God love you all you have to do is received him and he will show you his Love. All God wants to do is love you. Please open your heart to him"

    >> Look, God`s a nice guy. Just convert to Christianity. Before it`s too late. God doesn`t want to have to send you to hell. Please don`t make him do it.

    Bollocks. I`m done. I think the late George Carlin said it better than I ever could.
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    axeman929 Male 30-39
    195 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:27 pm
    burning bush
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    Tachiinii Male 13-17
    219 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:48 pm
    George Carlin > ALL POSSIBLE EPIC WINS
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    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    > fattpill
    > through all your jokes and making fun of Him He still loves you more dearly... give God a chance he will show you his love for you... open your heart to him... etc

    I`m a Christian and I just vomited, dunno how you atheists are faring right now.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:12 pm
    Without getting all evangelical... Lion, if there were more like you, I`d find religion an easier pill to swallow (see what I did there?)
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    AmberMichele Female 13-17
    68 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:22 pm
    OMFG I JUST PEED MY PANTS XD XD gosh that`s soo true!! and hysterical! kudos to this genious!
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    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:46 pm
    God is an evil, sadistic, bastard of a fool. If he even exists. Thus I figure if he doesnt exist, then great! the universe is a better place. If he does exist then I want nothing to do with the evil tard.
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    greatjob Male 18-29
    32 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 1:46 am
    Thats how the guy that built my house looks like, because I`ve never seen him but I still have a house hmmmm
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    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:22 am
    LOL lion. I agree! im christian, and i am NOT faring so well, atm.
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    Valonqar Male 13-17
    116 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 3:30 am
    Sorry for the 42nd reply to fatpill but...here hoes:
    >god loves you more than you can imagine
    But you can imagine this? I`ll admit, I`m an atheist. I however have no issues with religious people. Unless they act all "holier than thou", which you just did (see what I did there?).
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    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 8:04 am
    a white paper? signed ©dhayway at the bottom right corner?
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    ippa Female 18-29
    143 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 9:28 am
    greatjob: maybe it was God that built your house? ^^
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    mithraela Female 18-29
    535 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 5:18 pm
    I like what greatjob said.
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    minitimm Male 18-29
    82 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    I`ll say it again. For athiests to believe there is no God you sure spend a lot of time trying to disprove Him. I don`t believe in the tooth fairy, and don`t make a big deal of it.
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    Thepwnsher Male 13-17
    283 posts
    June 10, 2010 at 7:27 pm
    repost?
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    cazzy1001 Male 18-29
    39 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 4:04 am
    @ minitimm:

    thats probably beacuase theres not over half the worlds population running around devoting their lives to the tooth fairy. you FOO`!
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    Wizard77 Male 40-49
    582 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 7:40 am
    Every so often I run into and atheist that just can not for the life of them understand why anyone would believe in a god. It truly id beyond them. But that isn`t norm. Most atheists (including 99% of the ones posting on this site. Are as bad if not worse than the religiously devout one deals with. This form of atheist is arrogant and proud of their "advanced" understanding of things. They are no different than the over the top bible thumper that gets in your face and frankly they are just the other side of the coin.
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    pizzaroll Male 18-29
    232 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    @wizard77, Oh, how true that is. It`s the exact same mindset of I must be right, and everyone who disagrees must be stupid. Btw, It`s a matter of faith. Not every thing requires scientific proof. If you are incapable of grasping the concept of absolute faith, then I feel sorry for you. Besides, I can either stick by the morals I already have and live my life devoted to a God that may exist, and when I die, reap the rewards for that, or I can live my life by the morals I already have, but not believing in god, and if it does all happen to be true, suffer for it after death. Yea lemme see.... which sounds like a better choice.
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    Vega Male 13-17
    28 posts
    June 13, 2010 at 4:57 am
    @pizzaroll: Your argument, Pascal`s Wager, is deeply flawed since you seem to believe in a god for your own sake. A god should be able to know your true intentions, even the parts that don`t appear on the surface and that you might be unaware of. I understand to an extent your idea of faith, as an ex-catholic, along with how the religion is set up to hold its followers. Anyway, why is faith a part of the equation? Does faith in God mean having faith that he exists? or that he will save you? I`m not prepared to discuss the semantics of trust and faith, but in your case it seems faith is the equivalent of leaping from a canyon and expecting to fly. Also, that mindset you despise; "...concept of absolute faith, then I feel sorry for you".You show some of it. Lastly, for many, the moral set that Abrahamic religions have don`t cut it. Therefore your situation doesn`t doesn`t apply to many. Some people have to make tougher moral decisions than others.
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    June 14, 2010 at 12:35 am
    HAAAA!!
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    kittkatkatie Female 18-29
    109 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 8:04 pm
    you knew, posting this, that you`d get a lot of people arguing over religion. guess you like to see the mayhem unfold.
    good for you.
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    kittkatkatie Female 18-29
    109 posts
    July 28, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    there are so many self-righteous bastards. who f ucking cares????? people will believe what they want to believe, whatever makes it easier for them to go through the harsh and cold that is life. i believe in god, but some of you people are way over the top. just shut the f uck up about religion already, we deal with it enough in modern society.

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