What God Looks Like To Atheist and Others [Pic]

Submitted by: lllBorislll 7 years ago in Funny

Oh, so that"s what He looks like.
There are 137 comments:
Female 109
there are so many self-righteous bastards. who f ucking cares????? people will believe what they want to believe, whatever makes it easier for them to go through the harsh and cold that is life. i believe in god, but some of you people are way over the top. just shut the f uck up about religion already, we deal with it enough in modern society.
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Female 109
you knew, posting this, that you`d get a lot of people arguing over religion. guess you like to see the mayhem unfold.
good for you.
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Female 914
HAAAA!!
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Male 28
@pizzaroll: Your argument, Pascal`s Wager, is deeply flawed since you seem to believe in a god for your own sake. A god should be able to know your true intentions, even the parts that don`t appear on the surface and that you might be unaware of. I understand to an extent your idea of faith, as an ex-catholic, along with how the religion is set up to hold its followers. Anyway, why is faith a part of the equation? Does faith in God mean having faith that he exists? or that he will save you? I`m not prepared to discuss the semantics of trust and faith, but in your case it seems faith is the equivalent of leaping from a canyon and expecting to fly. Also, that mindset you despise; "...concept of absolute faith, then I feel sorry for you".You show some of it. Lastly, for many, the moral set that Abrahamic religions have don`t cut it. Therefore your situation doesn`t doesn`t apply to many. Some people have to make tougher moral decisions than others.
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Male 232
@wizard77, Oh, how true that is. It`s the exact same mindset of I must be right, and everyone who disagrees must be stupid. Btw, It`s a matter of faith. Not every thing requires scientific proof. If you are incapable of grasping the concept of absolute faith, then I feel sorry for you. Besides, I can either stick by the morals I already have and live my life devoted to a God that may exist, and when I die, reap the rewards for that, or I can live my life by the morals I already have, but not believing in god, and if it does all happen to be true, suffer for it after death. Yea lemme see.... which sounds like a better choice.
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Male 582
Every so often I run into and atheist that just can not for the life of them understand why anyone would believe in a god. It truly id beyond them. But that isn`t norm. Most atheists (including 99% of the ones posting on this site. Are as bad if not worse than the religiously devout one deals with. This form of atheist is arrogant and proud of their "advanced" understanding of things. They are no different than the over the top bible thumper that gets in your face and frankly they are just the other side of the coin.
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Male 39
@ minitimm:

thats probably beacuase theres not over half the worlds population running around devoting their lives to the tooth fairy. you FOO`!
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Male 282
repost?
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Male 82
I`ll say it again. For athiests to believe there is no God you sure spend a lot of time trying to disprove Him. I don`t believe in the tooth fairy, and don`t make a big deal of it.
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Female 535
I like what greatjob said.
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Female 143
greatjob: maybe it was God that built your house? ^^
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Female 877
a white paper? signed ©dhayway at the bottom right corner?
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Male 116
Sorry for the 42nd reply to fatpill but...here hoes:
>god loves you more than you can imagine
But you can imagine this? I`ll admit, I`m an atheist. I however have no issues with religious people. Unless they act all "holier than thou", which you just did (see what I did there?).
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Female 3,828
LOL lion. I agree! im christian, and i am NOT faring so well, atm.
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Male 32
Thats how the guy that built my house looks like, because I`ve never seen him but I still have a house hmmmm
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Male 4,793
God is an evil, sadistic, bastard of a fool. If he even exists. Thus I figure if he doesnt exist, then great! the universe is a better place. If he does exist then I want nothing to do with the evil tard.
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Female 68
OMFG I JUST PEED MY PANTS XD XD gosh that`s soo true!! and hysterical! kudos to this genious!
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Male 12,138
Without getting all evangelical... Lion, if there were more like you, I`d find religion an easier pill to swallow (see what I did there?)
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Male 8,302
> fattpill
> through all your jokes and making fun of Him He still loves you more dearly... give God a chance he will show you his love for you... open your heart to him... etc

I`m a Christian and I just vomited, dunno how you atheists are faring right now.
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Male 219
George Carlin > ALL POSSIBLE EPIC WINS
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Male 195
burning bush
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Male 12,138
"Please give God a chance he will show you his love for you and it will be more love than you have ever known."

>> If you convert now to Christianity, you`ll be A-OK. But time is running short. Those demons are already lubing up and looking forward to an eternity of blood-spotted bum-love. Please listen, God loves you, he doesn`t want to send you to the hell he created for the non-believers.

"Please let God love you all you have to do is received him and he will show you his Love. All God wants to do is love you. Please open your heart to him"

>> Look, God`s a nice guy. Just convert to Christianity. Before it`s too late. God doesn`t want to have to send you to hell. Please don`t make him do it.

Bollocks. I`m done. I think the late George Carlin said it better than I ever could.
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Male 12,138
FatPill, lemme break that down and translate it into cold reality. Tell me if I`ve got this wrong (as a former born-again Christian).

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"And through all your jokes and making fun of Him He still loves you more dearly than you could imagine."

>> So long as you`re not Atheist, Muslim, Hindu, Shintoist, Traditional Chinese Animist, Pagan, Buddhist, Zoroastrian, or anything other than Christian (I`ll avoid the interpretative areas of homosexuality, Judaism, Catholic vs Protestant, let`s keep it black and white for now). If you`re one of those religions, you`re going to burn in the fires of hell to be dry-butt-f*cked by demons with knobbly dicks for ETERNITY. Not just for a while, but until the end of time. And that`s painting hell nicely...
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Male 60
AHA! I KNEW IT! God IS white!!
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Male 24
Dang, I didn`t know god had (C)dhayward on the bottom right of him
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Male 4,546
Zerocyde:
" and all presidential candidates must be religiously neutral "

This is the problem.
I don`t mean this is the problem I have with you or your statement.
I mean that statement personifies everything that has ever been wrong with religion.

You only want to elect officials who are like you. That is the problem. It is prejudice and bigotry the same as any other prejudice and bigotry.

When you say "The only reason I get into arguments and whatnot with theists is because I`m scared that if I just sit back and do nothing that the dark ages might sneak up on us again", that`s why *I* get into these arguments.

You don`t even realize you are becoming the dark age bigots you vilify. If I don`t sit here constantly slapping it out of you, you`ll jump straight into persecution of those who don`t share your worldview.

This isn`t a a/theist issue. It is a mindset one. Your mindset.
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Male 1,136
Damn, God is a bamf.
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Male 1,108
I think fatpill might be a catholic priest.

That may work on the choirboys dude but don`t you be trying that sh*t here!
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Male 256
And through all your jokes and making fun of Him He still loves you more dearly than you could imagine. Please give God a chance he will show you his love for you and it will be more love than you have ever known. Please let God love you all you have to do is received him and he will show you his Love. All God wants to do is love you. Please open your heart to him
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Male 2,748
was funny the first time
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Male 141
I don`t see anything in either box!?!?!?
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Male 8,302
Re the `our own image` thing, that refers, of course, to the fact that God was only one of the aliens on board the Colony Ship...
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Male 8,302
> defiythelie
> the whole "in gods image" thing only means that humans and god share the same gift of love and other emotions

Except that`s wrong, because up until they ate of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, they possessed nothing of the kind - it was the forbidden fruit which gave them `adult` emotions and knowledge if you will. So when God talks about `his own image` (or as Davy correctly pointed out, `our` own image) he is literally referring to the physical form, not the emotional/intellectual, because that came later.
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Male 18
repost
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Male 2,591
christains and all other religions for that matter are the most naive and gullible people on the planet.
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Male 15,510
[quote]Who are these multiple gods he`s talking about, when in every other verse it`s he, him?[/quote]

Aliens of course
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Male 12,138
[quote]Genesis specifically says that God created Man IN HIS OWN IMAGE, ie to look like him, ergo, humans look like God; God is humanoid.[/quote]
To be fair, Genesis 1:26 says (quote) "Then God said, "Let us make man in OUR image, after OUR likeness..." (emphasis mine).

Yep, God talks about in "our" image (don`t believe me, look it up). Who are these multiple gods he`s talking about, when in every other verse it`s he, him? There are some scholars that suggest this lends some credence to the thesis that the Biblical account of creation was actually based on pre-existing polytheistic creation myths (the word elohim being plural, meaning gods, in the first place). I`ve heard it suggested that this may be a hangover from the original translation of much older recycled pre-Christian creation stories.
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Male 1,610
Smilinsam: Yeah, it`s one of my favorites.
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Male 418
LionHart,

If humans look like God then God wouldn`t be considered humanoid. Unless you take Him out of the context that Christianity and the Holy Bible put Him in.

Interesting thought. I have no idea what we would call ourselves. Godly in image only?
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Female 901
how many times do we have to see this repost.....
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Female 3,598
OH ok, haha i just watched that episode like two weeks ago (i`ve got all the southparks on DVD) :) love that one.
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Male 230
@lionhart2

That is true but i have been told that the whole " in gods image" thing only means that humans and god share the same gift of love and other emotions, at least thats what the crazy dude with a bible and cross of the street corner says.
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Male 1,610
Smilinsam; I know, but that`s what I want God to look like, and God can be anything to anyone.
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Female 3,598
Brassbull that`s not God that`s Moses
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Male 8,302
Its not rocket science. Genesis specifically says that God created Man IN HIS OWN IMAGE, ie to look like him, ergo, humans look like God; God is humanoid.
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Female 351
This made me lol, I want it on a T-shirt.
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Male 1,610
This is always what I`ve imagined God to look like:

...well, at least since SP made this episode.
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Male 383
Repost? So true though.
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Male 7
Random thought, but are ninjas gods, or is god a ninja because this looks similar to the picture of the ninjas.
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Male 1,371
Bwahahaha, so true.
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Male 3,255
The only reason I get into arguments and whatnot with theists is because I`m scared that if I just sit back and do nothing that the dark ages might sneak up on us again.

Lets just make a law that religion can have ZERO place in government and government law making and all presidential candidates must be religiously neutral and then we won`t fight anymore. :P
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Male 3,255
I thought god looks like a homeless hippy with white hair... What happened to that?
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Male 1,452
flew right over fatninja`s head
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Female 934
"Lol.

Something is seriously wrong with your brain cells, jamie. It`s like most of them don`t exist.

Like they`re God or something."


I just laughed my little Italian @ss off. Ahahahaha.
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Male 314
lol @random1 trolling is bad!
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Male 22
@Fatninja01: Welcome to I-Am-Bored...
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Female 127
Yup, thats how he looks.

:)
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Male 443
I`m sorry, I`m just stoked that my first post made it on here :D... granted I think I`ve submitted better ones than this. I find it funny.
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Male 699
haaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa
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Male 1,108
SumRandom1, I shall mock.
"man at least Mohammad has a face........were just not allowed to see it, oh im a non believer by the way, let the bashing begin
HOWEVER, you can only mock me if you read the bible, Koran(translation of, cuz i cant read arabic),"

....and you can`t write in English.

Muslims worship Allah. That is all.

How`s that for falling on your own sword. Failing troll is failing.
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Male 25,417
That was dumb
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Male 317
see those ads to the right? yea, well IAB realized long ago that race, religion, and politics bring in the most hits. I wouldn`t be surprised if this comes up again in another 2 months....
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Male 136
@krisley

you can keep it, no one here has an use for that.
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Male 526
Mohammad is Islam`s Jesus.... Jesus has a face... Just throwing that out there.
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Male 365
Jamie, so you agree a regular religion is full of idiots who are fanatical, try to convert others even if they don`t want it, and constantly attack other religions? Good to know!
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Male 274
[quote]Athiest...we get it you have zero desire or ability to believe in something bigger than yourselves...so umm you can chill the hell out now.

seriously, you idiots have become your own religion. you have a die hard belief, you preach it constantly, you convert, and you have your own temples where you meet to discuss your beliefs (yep church). OH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, you have ID another religion to HATE and attack constantly thus meaning you have reach full fledged religion status!

congrats you morons of believing in non-belief![/quote]
shhh shhh shhh shhh shh. it`s all good and well discussing/arguing beliefs but lets not resort to steryotyping now.
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Female 88
XDDD
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Male 794
man at least Mohammad has a face........were just not allowed to see it, oh im a non believer by the way, let the bashing begin
HOWEVER, you can only mock me if you read the bible, Koran(translation of, cuz i cant read arabic), and the Torah, cuz i have and i reject them all
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Male 1,184
Lol.

Something is seriously wrong with your brain cells, jamie. It`s like most of them don`t exist.

Like they`re God or something.
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Male 351
So you decided to post this again in like 2 months just to cause argument? Fail.
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Male 2,345
Athiest...we get it you have zero desire or ability to believe in something bigger than yourselves...so umm you can chill the hell out now.

seriously, you idiots have become your own religion. you have a die hard belief, you preach it constantly, you convert, and you have your own temples where you meet to discuss your beliefs (yep church). OH AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, you have ID another religion to HATE and attack constantly thus meaning you have reach full fledged religion status!

congrats you morons of believing in non-belief!
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Male 15,510
WTF really? just a repost?

It was better when we all were arguing to a pixelated pic
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Male 243
i swear i saw him chilling on a blank sheet of paper yesterday, but then, when i went to draw on him, he left
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Female 3,574
k?
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Female 934
I have seen this so many times on various different sites. I still picture God as the 4th long lost member of ZZ Top.
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Male 15,510
[quote]Angelmassb is the Oolong bunny? Lolz! Oolong pre-dates LOLcats even, rest his little bunneh soul![/quote]

It still pretty much alive and kicking it in the cyberworld tough!
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Female 112
i get it!
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Male 40,375
Angelmassb is the Oolong bunny? Lolz! Oolong pre-dates LOLcats even, rest his little bunneh soul!
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Female 193
I`m atheist but to me god looks like Hermes from Hercules... Wut.
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Male 2,549
It`s so good to see them finally agreeing on something.
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Female 709
I`m so confused... O.e
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Male 4,290
Um... I think someone`s put the thumbnail as the content. But yeah, it does look like what Password posted is what`s meant to be here.
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Male 6
I`m sorry iceblack. No flying spaghetti monster. I`m glad to see that you`ve accepted Sarah Palin as the reincarnate of our lord and savior, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Be forever protected and embraced by its noodly appendages. Ramen.
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Male 1,011



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Female 1,172
This is drating stupid.
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Male 15
I get it, although it`s really not that funny.
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Female 322
Thank you Angelmassb - roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Female 134
What is this?? f*kin lame thats what

but LOVE the bunny picture lol
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Female 163
still kind of a silly post...
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Male 17,512
IAB goading a religion fight again, What a surprise. <sarcasm>
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Male 15,510

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Male 551
So... No flying spaghetti monster? =[
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Male 39,614
I tried to rate this but couldn`t.

where`s the Zero?
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Male 39,614
I`m even more bored than before I looked at this.


FAIL
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Male 11,739
????????? I must have missed something.
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Male 2,552
How did this make it on IAB? Lame.
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Male 719
Ah, so it`s stupid, flamebait AND a repost.
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Male 566
there we go, thnx password
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Male 277
I`ve been going to this site daily for over 4 years now, and this is by far the worst post I have seen to date.
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Male 77
i think this is what was meant to be posted ...

old anyhoo
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Male 901
Right over my head, apparently.
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Male 719
Stupid flamebait.
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Male 161
Your slipping IAB
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Male 975
seriously never again man...just dont submit anymore
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Male 975
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Male 537
This is easily the stupidest thing I have ever seen on IAB. It seems Christians spend most of their time attacking atheists on the internet. But I thought IAB was mostly atheists anyways...
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Male 343
Come on IAB...
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Female 182
What??
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Male 2,229
)-|, what the...where`s the funny/insult in this?

a pooty pixelated screen shot of a word, oh wait...

OK, moving on...
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Male 1,375
60-9......69???
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Female 895
what the f*ck, Iambored is sh*t.
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Female 4,039
God looks like I need glasses.
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Male 1,231
Its suggesting that god is merely a word, a concept; a man made creation. Nothing more, nothing less. At least as a concept it can mean something different to everyone, and therefore can be interpreted in any way you like.
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Male 976
That`s right everyone, God is a pixelated pooty screen shot.
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Male 808
really-this passes for entertainment...yikes
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Male 363
This is either really deep or really boring.
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Male 456
Boris...you got some splaining to do...
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Male 397
I don`t get it...
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Male 174
Uh... *shrug* Thanks for the awesome link lllBorislll :-D
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Female 142
why is there a picture of the word god...
im pretty sure the word god looks like that to everyone
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Male 13
Its simple....To them God is just a word....
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Male 4,807
Ummm.. okaaay
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Male 2,049
what the drat is this drating poo.
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Female 1,435
god is pixels? Oh ofcourse! why didnt i think of this before! doh
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Male 3,842
I need this explained to me.
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Male 89
I don`t get it.
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Male 5,314
what is this
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Male 1,505
So, to atheists he`s...blurry?
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Male 15,510
Another example of high quality link *sigh*
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Male 697
is it as simple as that or am i missing something
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Male 1,793
And of course backwards it`s dog...
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Male 575
Wow this is just bad.
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Male 1,958
Uh...
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Male 6,694
huh. no beard.
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Male 18
...
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Female 118
..wat.
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Male 443
Link: What God Looks Like To Atheist and Others [Pic] [Rate Link] - Oh, so that`s what He looks like.
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