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Date: 06/23/10 07:33 AM

55 Responses to We Should All Have A Stack Of These Cards [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of LittleMissQT
    LittleMissQT Female 18-29
    1277 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 7:34 am
    Link: We Should All Have A Stack Of These Cards - Oh, how many times have I wished I`ve had a business card just like this while I was out looking for parking at the mall
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    thirrteen Male 40-49
    230 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 7:40 am
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36866 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 7:44 am
    If I catch the guy who put that on my car I`ll kick is Smart Car driving A$$!
  4. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:04 am
    Im glad it came with a warning!
  5. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:04 am
    Sometimes people really deserve those though. Mostly the non-nice individuals with really expensive cars that park in 3 spaces at once, really close to the entrance.
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    test-user564 Male 18-29
    490 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:18 am
    something tells me whoever took this picture sucks at parking.
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    Norris Male 18-29
    1011 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 8:28 am
    inaria..thats why you key the everliving poo outta their cars...

    same people who park in handicapped spots without a placard.
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    fivezones Male 40-49
    1021 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 9:06 am
    Somepeople park badly because they want to take 2 spaces and they are jerks. The "key" comment applies to them. Other bad parking jobs come from old or stupid people who have trouble controlling their car that well. I kinda feel sorry for them.
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 9:08 am
    I need a sticky-note pad full of these for sure!
  10. Profile photo of naturalblue
    naturalblue Female 30-39
    73 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 9:11 am
    FOR REAL! I totally need these!
  11. Profile photo of ticketfan
    ticketfan Male 40-49
    28 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Those are awesome!
  12. Profile photo of shaboinkin
    shaboinkin Male 18-29
    456 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 10:02 am
    Want. Now.
  13. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 10:02 am
    I had a pad of one`s similar to these but they said something along the line of "Thanks A$$hole for parking so close! Next time, leave me a fu(king can opener so I can get in my car out!" Clearly I went though them pretty quick.
  14. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 10:07 am
    Dammit I don`t trust all this sign stuff. The increase in popularity of it lately makes me feel people just stick it down, take a picture then pick it back up again.

    We need someone recording the victems reaction to the sign! You don`t take a photo of a bucket of water over the door alone, because the prank/revenge isn`t finished yet. Same with this.
  15. Profile photo of Same4Walls
    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 10:07 am
    I`m sure you can make your own...just print it on thicker paper and cut them out...but all that ink...could be a lil pricey. Awesome cards!!
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    jayme21 Male 18-29
    587 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 10:08 am
    HAHA awesome I just ordered some from a online print shop XD
  17. Profile photo of shneeblefish
    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 10:48 am
    you could always just write them out on post-its...
  18. Profile photo of Bioshocker
    Bioshocker Male 13-17
    593 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:06 am
    I can see what you mean Evil_Eye, how do we know this guy didn`t just stroll outside and stick it on his own car?
  19. Profile photo of FriskyRonnie
    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:07 am
    "you are doing things wrong, this is not how we do things"
  20. Profile photo of badname_001
    badname_001 Female 18-29
    130 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:26 am
    If you live in a major city you often dont have to walk more than a block to find a car that looks like it was parked by someone having a stroke.
  21. Profile photo of dreadqueen00
    dreadqueen00 Female 18-29
    331 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 12:10 pm
    I love this. I love this oh so much. Where I live there are some self-important twats who think their time is more valuable than everyone else`s. They upset me.
  22. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    I`d rather just key the message onto the car the fist time.
  23. Profile photo of brutalnewt
    brutalnewt Male 30-39
    111 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 12:39 pm
    I think bad parking should result in an automatic license suspension. If you can`t even park a car correctly, no way should you be allowed to drive it. And this absolutely includes douchebags that park across two spaces.
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    Alpha-Leader Male 18-29
    8 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    I have a pooload of these... I made them myself, something from the O.T. Forums
  25. Profile photo of Siyanor
    Siyanor Male 18-29
    1184 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 12:46 pm
    brutal, isn`t parking harder than driving...?

    I don`t drive, so I honestly don`t know, but I always thought parking was more difficult.
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    hahaha amazing
  27. Profile photo of deyv87
    deyv87 Male 18-29
    302 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    "Isn`t parking harder than driving...?"

    No. No it isn`t. If you screw up while parking, you can try again. If you screw up while driving, you die.
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    ZackDark Male 18-29
    299 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    I managed to only scratch/dent my car inside my own garage, even though I usually do many of the considered dangerous things to do while driving.

    Granted, my garage is a maze with very little margin for error, but nonetheless, parking in one shot is harder than driving for me.
  29. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 2:34 pm
    haha I need to make some of these now.
  30. Profile photo of Boredered
    Boredered Male 18-29
    2506 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:00 pm
  31. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:06 pm
    I wish I had some of these cards.
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    mogman45 Male 18-29
    224 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    How do you justify putting a card if the reason you parked so crappy was because the guy next to you parked so crappy and he left?
  33. Profile photo of Shortone0726
    Shortone0726 Female 18-29
    1244 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:40 pm
    I want those cards
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    unbanned Male 13-17
    999 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    i used these /2006/05/general/take-a-stand- against-bad- parking
  35. Profile photo of initiald013
    initiald013 Male 18-29
    73 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Maybe just in case, one should have these cards for the first person who parked crappy, along with another card apologizing for the resulting crap parking for one`s self.
  36. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 4:51 pm
    But i`ma girl, so..
  37. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 6:01 pm
    i want those cards... i want them sooo bad
  38. Profile photo of iiiihatejmac
    iiiihatejmac Female 18-29
    477 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 6:03 pm
    haha id buy these
  39. Profile photo of Armond
    Armond Male 18-29
    50 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 6:07 pm
    >How do you justify putting a card if the reason you parked so crappy was because the guy next to you parked so crappy and he left?

    Very easily. Other peoples` crappy parking doesn`t excuse my own crappy parking, unless there`s absolutely no other spots to be had.

    Even in that case, how would I be able to park at all? If there`s one spot open and someone`s parked halfway into it, there isn`t enough room for me to fit my car in that spot anyway. Unless, I suppose, I shove the other cars down a ways to make room for myself in the last spot, but in that case I think I deserve the card.
  40. Profile photo of dragosal
    dragosal Male 18-29
    1630 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 6:24 pm has bumper stickers. you get to let the person know they suck and if it stays there long enough it will take pain with it when it gets taken off. BONUS!
  41. Profile photo of sender02
    sender02 Male 18-29
    189 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    I`m printing some of these out right now!
  42. Profile photo of izzielee
    izzielee Female 18-29
    94 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    Screw mall parking, I need this for one of my neighbors.
  43. Profile photo of kuman424
    kuman424 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    I wish I weren`t asian...
    My car is going to be covered in these now that everyone`s printing them out...
  44. Profile photo of Ninja-Nerd
    Ninja-Nerd Male 18-29
    139 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 9:49 pm
    Where can I get a stack of these? ;]
  45. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 10:58 pm
    Where can I get a stack of these?
    Try your printer. Get some card stock and use the template in Word.
  46. Profile photo of Kiwigirl2
    Kiwigirl2 Female 30-39
    1048 posts
    June 23, 2010 at 11:29 pm
    Mind you - the Mr (and Mrs) Magoos of the world who park that bad probably won`t be able to read the card. Suggest you make them big enough to cover the whole windscreen!
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    sourkrauter Male 18-29
    894 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:17 am
    i should get like a million business cards and write all sorts of random pooe on them. "im doctor rockzo! i do cocaine! c-c-c-cc-c-c-c-yea!"
  48. Profile photo of sbeelz
    sbeelz Male 30-39
    2868 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 12:27 am
    This would be perfect for the douchebags who park their luxury cars diagonally in two spots to avoid getting dinged by people opening their doors too quickly. That poo made me want to kill motherfcukers when I was looking for a space in a crowded lot. Thankfully, I ride a bike now and don`t feel the need to rage nearly as much.
  49. Profile photo of idiotfilter
    idiotfilter Male 18-29
    3916 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:05 am
    i bring sticky notes in my car....

    once i had a guy bring his trailer-hitched luggage-thing to a restaurant and i sh*t-you-not...took up three or four spaces sideways....i left a sticky note on it that i think said "Way to be a prick" and parked on one side of him blocking him in.....i left the restaurant and he said he had called the cops because of "what i called him" i just laughed and drove away....
  50. Profile photo of Mikeado
    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:47 am
    "After 3 of these cards, if you still park like sh*t, I`ll cover your whole car in vinyl wrap that says WARNING. I CAN`T PARK, including the windows and door shutlines so you can`t get in. I warn you, it`s really sticky!!!!"
  51. Profile photo of MizzMe
    MizzMe Female 18-29
    509 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    Man...where can I order those?
  52. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 9:32 pm
    I`m getting some of these, I could use them every day. Once I was in an old car and someone pulled in so close I couldn`t get out. I backed out and put a scratch all the way down their new Cadillac. They said they were calling the cops but I drove away and never heard from anyone. There wasn`t a scratch on my car so they couldn`t prove it was me anyway.
  53. Profile photo of Hiromi
    Hiromi Female 18-29
    1149 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 8:11 am
    They definitely sell those at that store `Spencer`s`.
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    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    August 6, 2010 at 4:08 am

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