We Should All Have A Stack Of These Cards [Pic]

Submitted by: littlemissqt 6 years ago in Funny

Oh, how many times have I wished I"ve had a business card just like this while I was out looking for parking at the mall
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Female 5,222
YES
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Female 1,148
They definitely sell those at that store `Spencer`s`.
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Male 11,740
I`m getting some of these, I could use them every day. Once I was in an old car and someone pulled in so close I couldn`t get out. I backed out and put a scratch all the way down their new Cadillac. They said they were calling the cops but I drove away and never heard from anyone. There wasn`t a scratch on my car so they couldn`t prove it was me anyway.
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Female 509
Man...where can I order those?
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Male 2,159
"After 3 of these cards, if you still park like sh*t, I`ll cover your whole car in vinyl wrap that says WARNING. I CAN`T PARK, including the windows and door shutlines so you can`t get in. I warn you, it`s really sticky!!!!"
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Male 3,915
i bring sticky notes in my car....

once i had a guy bring his trailer-hitched luggage-thing to a restaurant and i sh*t-you-not...took up three or four spaces sideways....i left a sticky note on it that i think said "Way to be a prick" and parked on one side of him blocking him in.....i left the restaurant and he said he had called the cops because of "what i called him" i just laughed and drove away....
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Male 2,868
This would be perfect for the douchebags who park their luxury cars diagonally in two spots to avoid getting dinged by people opening their doors too quickly. That poo made me want to kill motherfcukers when I was looking for a space in a crowded lot. Thankfully, I ride a bike now and don`t feel the need to rage nearly as much.
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Male 894
i should get like a million business cards and write all sorts of random pooe on them. "im doctor rockzo! i do cocaine! c-c-c-cc-c-c-c-yea!"
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Female 1,048
Mind you - the Mr (and Mrs) Magoos of the world who park that bad probably won`t be able to read the card. Suggest you make them big enough to cover the whole windscreen!
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Male 15,832
[quote]Where can I get a stack of these?[/quote]
Try your printer. Get some card stock and use the template in Word.
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Male 139
Where can I get a stack of these? ;]
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Male 14
I wish I weren`t asian...
My car is going to be covered in these now that everyone`s printing them out...
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Female 94
Screw mall parking, I need this for one of my neighbors.
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Male 189
I`m printing some of these out right now!
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Male 1,629
http://yousuckatparking.com/ has bumper stickers. you get to let the person know they suck and if it stays there long enough it will take pain with it when it gets taken off. BONUS!
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Male 50
>mogman45
>How do you justify putting a card if the reason you parked so crappy was because the guy next to you parked so crappy and he left?

Very easily. Other peoples` crappy parking doesn`t excuse my own crappy parking, unless there`s absolutely no other spots to be had.

Even in that case, how would I be able to park at all? If there`s one spot open and someone`s parked halfway into it, there isn`t enough room for me to fit my car in that spot anyway. Unless, I suppose, I shove the other cars down a ways to make room for myself in the last spot, but in that case I think I deserve the card.
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Female 477
haha id buy these
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Male 2,748
i want those cards... i want them sooo bad
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Female 517
SO TRUE OMG
But i`ma girl, so..
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Male 72
@mogman45
Maybe just in case, one should have these cards for the first person who parked crappy, along with another card apologizing for the resulting crap parking for one`s self.
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Male 999
i used these http://www.mcclure411.com /2006/05/general/take-a-stand- against-bad- parking
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Female 1,244
I want those cards
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Male 224
How do you justify putting a card if the reason you parked so crappy was because the guy next to you parked so crappy and he left?
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Female 2,352
I wish I had some of these cards.
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Male 2,506
I NEEEEEED SOMEEEEE
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Male 1,371
haha I need to make some of these now.
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Male 299
I managed to only scratch/dent my car inside my own garage, even though I usually do many of the considered dangerous things to do while driving.

Granted, my garage is a maze with very little margin for error, but nonetheless, parking in one shot is harder than driving for me.
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Male 302
"Isn`t parking harder than driving...?"

No. No it isn`t. If you screw up while parking, you can try again. If you screw up while driving, you die.
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Male 1,357
hahaha amazing
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Male 1,184
brutal, isn`t parking harder than driving...?

I don`t drive, so I honestly don`t know, but I always thought parking was more difficult.
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Male 8
I have a pooload of these... I made them myself, something from the O.T. Forums
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Male 111
I think bad parking should result in an automatic license suspension. If you can`t even park a car correctly, no way should you be allowed to drive it. And this absolutely includes douchebags that park across two spaces.
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Male 1,195
I`d rather just key the message onto the car the fist time.
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Female 331
I love this. I love this oh so much. Where I live there are some self-important twats who think their time is more valuable than everyone else`s. They upset me.
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Female 130
If you live in a major city you often dont have to walk more than a block to find a car that looks like it was parked by someone having a stroke.
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Female 199
"you are doing things wrong, this is not how we do things"
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Male 593
I can see what you mean Evil_Eye, how do we know this guy didn`t just stroll outside and stick it on his own car?
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Male 509
you could always just write them out on post-its...
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Male 623
HAHA awesome I just ordered some from a online print shop XD
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Female 351
I`m sure you can make your own...just print it on thicker paper and cut them out...but all that ink...could be a lil pricey. Awesome cards!!
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Male 1,442
Dammit I don`t trust all this sign stuff. The increase in popularity of it lately makes me feel people just stick it down, take a picture then pick it back up again.

We need someone recording the victems reaction to the sign! You don`t take a photo of a bucket of water over the door alone, because the prank/revenge isn`t finished yet. Same with this.
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Male 953
I had a pad of one`s similar to these but they said something along the line of "Thanks A$$hole for parking so close! Next time, leave me a fu(king can opener so I can get in my car out!" Clearly I went though them pretty quick.
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Male 456
Want. Now.
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Male 28
Those are awesome!
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Female 73
FOR REAL! I totally need these!
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Male 2,552
I need a sticky-note pad full of these for sure!
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Male 1,021
Somepeople park badly because they want to take 2 spaces and they are jerks. The "key" comment applies to them. Other bad parking jobs come from old or stupid people who have trouble controlling their car that well. I kinda feel sorry for them.
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Male 1,011
inaria..thats why you key the everliving poo outta their cars...

same people who park in handicapped spots without a placard.
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Male 5,190
I could use a few of those.
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Male 490
something tells me whoever took this picture sucks at parking.
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Female 1,515
Sometimes people really deserve those though. Mostly the non-nice individuals with really expensive cars that park in 3 spaces at once, really close to the entrance.
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Male 15,510
Im glad it came with a warning!
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Male 38,480
If I catch the guy who put that on my car I`ll kick is Smart Car driving A$$!
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Male 230
Awesome.
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Female 1,338
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