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Date: 06/28/10 07:31 AM

83 Responses to Want to Feel Canadian? Try This [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 5:15 am
    Link: Want to Feel Canadian? Try This - Look and feel Canadian instantly!
  2. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:33 am
    I want!
  3. Profile photo of patchouly
    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:35 am
    That`s how I got to be Canadian. Well, that and the lessons on how to build igloos and make weapons of mass destruction out of clay, wood fiber and beaver tails.

    Crap! Ignore that last part!
  4. Profile photo of NotAllowed
    NotAllowed Female 18-29
    526 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:36 am
    but...what does it smell like...?
    .
    ..
    ...
    do i really want to know..?
  5. Profile photo of RPossum
    RPossum Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:36 am
    I feel used.
  6. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:37 am
    Look like a douche,
    feel like a douche.
    Canadian Spray!
  7. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:37 am
    This is perfect! My Canadian-ness hasn`t been strong enough lately.
  8. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:37 am
    jk.
    please don`t kill me.
  9. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:39 am
    I don`t know about all that.
  10. Profile photo of Seem
    Seem Female 18-29
    118 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:45 am
    it`s probably poison.
  11. Profile photo of GullCull
    GullCull Male 18-29
    143 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:46 am
    Our secret is out!
  12. Profile photo of madest
    madest Male 40-49
    7379 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:58 am
    American police should use this in lieu of pepper spray. Anybody can take a Canadian.
  13. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4812 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 8:03 am
    Breathspray is actually BEER
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36172 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 8:11 am
    Stop! This is a trick!

    A Canadian ploy to get U.S. to mace themselves!

    I found out the hard way!
  15. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4033 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 8:24 am
    @Butcher - I was just thinking that - what`s it smell like? Molson?
  16. Profile photo of SumRandom1
    SumRandom1 Male 18-29
    794 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 8:29 am
    if used in a foreign land outside of canada, you become WALDO, you have been warned use at your own risk
  17. Profile photo of boNeymiZz
    boNeymiZz Male 18-29
    237 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 8:46 am
    @madest
    were not the best hockey players in the world for nothing. Only sport where you can score a goal and knock someone the fk out
  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 9:02 am
    I know that is many Americans dream come true!
  19. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9183 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 9:37 am
    lmfao, nice. In other news, I hate spammers.
  20. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3575 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 9:41 am
    It probably smells like beer lol
  21. Profile photo of canusuck
    canusuck Male 30-39
    776 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 9:50 am
    Wow, it is that easy-now what kinda taste would an american spray taste like since we agree the canadian one is beer
  22. Profile photo of bigbangbilly
    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:02 am
    where do i get one?
  23. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:11 am
    >>what kinda taste would an american spray taste like since we agree the canadian one is beer

    Crude oil. THANKS BP
  24. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:14 am
    Mmmm, invigorating peppermint beer flavour.
  25. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31759 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:36 am
    Dammit@! Our secret is revealed!!
    Beer & backbacon flavour... mmmmm.
  26. Profile photo of SomeShoes
    SomeShoes Male 13-17
    2056 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:37 am
    @Patchouly: SSSHHHHH control yourself!!

    @GuardinGnome:
    Run.
    (naw, kidding)
  27. Profile photo of ZombieDomo
    ZombieDomo Female 18-29
    5 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:37 am
    It`s Canadian people! Its got to smell like maple syrup!
  28. Profile photo of K3vin
    K3vin Male 18-29
    487 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:54 am
    `as used by some of the worlds finest people`

    lmfao
  29. Profile photo of j12araiza
    j12araiza Male 18-29
    214 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 11:29 am
    oooo MAGIC life transforming breath spray...me wants.. :D
  30. Profile photo of DrChocolate
    DrChocolate Male 18-29
    21 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 11:43 am
    I`m going to guess it`s Moose Balls Flavor.
  31. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 11:44 am
    this made me feel proud :D bahaha
  32. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 11:58 am
    Aw... Everyone loves canadians.
  33. Profile photo of campofclay
    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:12 pm
    Must taste like beer and mooses, eh?
  34. Profile photo of rifter
    rifter Male 30-39
    282 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    Makes you want to run over to Tim Horton`s, eh?
  35. Profile photo of DrunkStepdad
    DrunkStepdad Male 40-49
    206 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    Canadians are good people. I`m sure it has a fine taste.
  36. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    878 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    i want to feel canadian!!! just because that guy on the pic look like my old bf bbbbbbbbhuhuhuhuhu x((
  37. Profile photo of Delos
    Delos Male 18-29
    205 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:23 pm
    A breath-spray that makes one LOOK Canadian hurts my head.. and from the comments, quite likely my eyes
  38. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25405 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:33 pm
    wow. Thats all it takes ey?
  39. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7423 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:34 pm
    what does it smell like?
  40. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:50 pm
    VV Kraft dinner.
  41. Profile photo of erikthevikin
    erikthevikin Male 30-39
    757 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    Smells like beer and back bacon.
  42. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    I had doubts but then I saw that it used magic, so I can guarantee it works.
  43. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 1:55 pm
    IT TASTES LIKE MAPLE SYRUP AND MOOSE!
  44. Profile photo of -acceptance-
    -acceptance- Male 18-29
    165 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    Reminds me of prices in wrong side... Anal fantasy
  45. Profile photo of BADOLDOG
    BADOLDOG Female 40-49
    108 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    I live in Canada ..I`ve never seen this stuff , but I could use a little MAGIC in my life
  46. Profile photo of Nintenutts
    Nintenutts Male 13-17
    91 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 2:58 pm
    "As used by some of the finest people!" sticker in the top made my day.
  47. Profile photo of KtySpix
    KtySpix Male 18-29
    621 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    Only manly men and butch lesbians wear plad. I`m too cute to wear plad ;) :P
  48. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 4:12 pm
    Oh I`m a lumberjack and I`m ok!
  49. Profile photo of the_windy
    the_windy Female 18-29
    1589 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    Probably tastes like poutine and maple syrup.
  50. Profile photo of Phillei
    Phillei Male 18-29
    108 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    @ELmustache, im guessing you are overweight?
  51. Profile photo of inaria
    inaria Female 18-29
    1515 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 5:29 pm
    Lol Breath spray made of maple syrup and bacon.

    Succumb to the fantasy!! Though I`d like to know how it makes you LOOK Canadian. Maybe it`s "magic" like they advertise xD
  52. Profile photo of Dbrown907
    Dbrown907 Male 18-29
    47 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 5:30 pm
    haha i actually bought this. it really made me feel like eating ketchup flavored chips.
  53. Profile photo of Nickel_Creek
    Nickel_Creek Male 18-29
    76 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    @mustache

    do you like to wear womens clothing
    just like your dear ma-ma?
  54. Profile photo of CBFLATLINE
    CBFLATLINE Male 40-49
    147 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    I was expecting pornography pics of men...

    Cmon, i dare ya.


    Pussy, either way
  55. Profile photo of vanillabear
    vanillabear Male 18-29
    174 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    "Oh I`m a lumberjack and I`m ok!"

    I sleep all night and I work all day!
  56. Profile photo of simim23
    simim23 Female 18-29
    1429 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    The tragedy of Canada is that they could have had British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but instead they wound up with American culture, British cooking, and French technology.
  57. Profile photo of mmill928
    mmill928 Female 18-29
    275 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 6:52 pm
    I cut down trees, I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatoryyyyyy!
  58. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:49 pm
    Why would I WANT to be a giant pansy?
  59. Profile photo of katluver
    katluver Male 18-29
    321 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    I cannot stop laughing... Breathspray makes you look.... and feel Canadian? How do Canadians feel?
  60. Profile photo of AmberJayne
    AmberJayne Female 30-39
    56 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 8:42 pm
    LOL but I don`t own a plaid jacket, toque, ski goggles OR naturally pepperminty fresh breath! I must fail.
  61. Profile photo of jhutch38
    jhutch38 Male 18-29
    36 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 9:05 pm
    I got that exact breath spray for my sister two years ago when she was living in Canada! Unfortunately, it`s peppermint flavored, not maple.
  62. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:10 pm
    hahah, lol... lets just take a trip to manitoba!
  63. Profile photo of jeepjones
    jeepjones Male 30-39
    554 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    LMFAO!
  64. Profile photo of Sharky19
    Sharky19 Male 18-29
    82 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    I was thinking "WTF is up with that planet in the sky?" and then noticed it was a hole in the packaging....
  65. Profile photo of RandomRamen
    RandomRamen Female 18-29
    76 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 10:24 pm
    Smells like Jim Carrey and Celine Dion to me.
  66. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    anada! Unfortunately, it`s peppermint flavored, not maple.

    I was thinkin` it would be like back bacon, eh?
  67. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 11:16 pm
    @phillei: It`s Monty python dude.
  68. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 11:17 pm
    nickel_creek: actually, just the skipping and jumping part, and occassionally pressing wild flowers. lol
  69. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 11:18 pm
    vanilla bear: You rule!
  70. Profile photo of VaJayJay
    VaJayJay Female 30-39
    56 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 12:05 am
    I`ve always fantasized about being Canadian. Now my wish can come true! Yipee!
  71. Profile photo of Curtisisthe1
    Curtisisthe1 Male 18-29
    14 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 12:16 am
    To bad it dont have a disclaimer aboot free heath care eh
  72. Profile photo of bram
    bram Male 18-29
    577 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 3:43 am
    So, it makes your mouth feel really cold or something?
  73. Profile photo of IThePrincess
    IThePrincess Female 13-17
    67 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 6:56 am
    "The tragedy of Canada is that they could have had British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but instead they wound up with American culture, British cooking, and French technology."

    Incorrect, but hilariously so.
  74. Profile photo of bettiexpunk
    bettiexpunk Female 13-17
    12 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 8:01 am
    Lol being canadian, its probably Cold maple syrup!!
  75. Profile photo of DickenMcHunt
    DickenMcHunt Male 18-29
    1299 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    It`s Ambien and Aderol with Maple Syrup flavor!
  76. Profile photo of Mantistador
    Mantistador Male 18-29
    2200 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 12:37 pm
    whats the breath spray smell like? Maple syrup and Labatt Blue?
  77. Profile photo of AlANeptune
    AlANeptune Female 18-29
    264 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 11:46 pm
    "The tragedy of Canada is that they could have had British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but instead they wound up with American culture, British cooking, and French technology."

    Omg, WIN!!
  78. Profile photo of Zaokii
    Zaokii Female 18-29
    78 posts
    June 30, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    Oh yeah, I fantasize about this ALL day..
  79. Profile photo of RogueManiac
    RogueManiac Male 18-29
    1 post
    July 2, 2010 at 2:52 pm
    Definitely beer flavored. unlike that american piss water... beer my ass.
  80. Profile photo of portertk421
    portertk421 Male 30-39
    10 posts
    July 4, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    No!
  81. Profile photo of NeoDarkHunt
    NeoDarkHunt Male 30-39
    38 posts
    July 5, 2010 at 1:15 am
    and when you look at the spray its written "made in china"
  82. Profile photo of BunnyNaku
    BunnyNaku Female 18-29
    5224 posts
    July 16, 2010 at 1:49 am
    lmao
  83. Profile photo of 17945
    17945 Male 18-29
    725 posts
    July 17, 2010 at 3:50 pm
    Succumb to the fantasy! Lol, that`s a perfect quotable.

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