Want to Feel Canadian? Try This [Pic]

Submitted by: madest 6 years ago in Funny

Look and feel Canadian instantly!
There are 83 comments:
Male 725
Succumb to the fantasy! Lol, that`s a perfect quotable.
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Female 5,222
lmao
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Male 38
and when you look at the spray its written "made in china"
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Male 10
No!
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Male 1
Definitely beer flavored. unlike that american piss water... beer my ass.
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Female 78
Oh yeah, I fantasize about this ALL day..
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Female 264
"The tragedy of Canada is that they could have had British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but instead they wound up with American culture, British cooking, and French technology."

Omg, WIN!!
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Male 2,199
whats the breath spray smell like? Maple syrup and Labatt Blue?
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Male 1,299
It`s Ambien and Aderol with Maple Syrup flavor!
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Female 12
Lol being canadian, its probably Cold maple syrup!!
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Female 67
"The tragedy of Canada is that they could have had British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but instead they wound up with American culture, British cooking, and French technology."

Incorrect, but hilariously so.
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Male 577
So, it makes your mouth feel really cold or something?
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Male 14
To bad it dont have a disclaimer aboot free heath care eh
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Female 56
I`ve always fantasized about being Canadian. Now my wish can come true! Yipee!
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Male 1,625
vanilla bear: You rule!
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Male 1,625
nickel_creek: actually, just the skipping and jumping part, and occassionally pressing wild flowers. lol
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Male 1,625
@phillei: It`s Monty python dude.
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Male 15,832
[quote]anada! Unfortunately, it`s peppermint flavored, not maple.[/quote]

I was thinkin` it would be like back bacon, eh?
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Female 76
Smells like Jim Carrey and Celine Dion to me.
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Male 82
I was thinking "WTF is up with that planet in the sky?" and then noticed it was a hole in the packaging....
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Male 554
LMFAO!
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Male 2,748
hahah, lol... lets just take a trip to manitoba!
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Male 36
I got that exact breath spray for my sister two years ago when she was living in Canada! Unfortunately, it`s peppermint flavored, not maple.
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Female 56
LOL but I don`t own a plaid jacket, toque, ski goggles OR naturally pepperminty fresh breath! I must fail.
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Male 321
I cannot stop laughing... Breathspray makes you look.... and feel Canadian? How do Canadians feel?
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Female 448
Why would I WANT to be a giant pansy?
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Female 275
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatoryyyyyy!
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Female 1,427
The tragedy of Canada is that they could have had British culture, French cooking, and American technology, but instead they wound up with American culture, British cooking, and French technology.
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Male 174
"Oh I`m a lumberjack and I`m ok!"

I sleep all night and I work all day!
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Male 147
I was expecting pornography pics of men...

Cmon, i dare ya.


Pussy, either way
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Male 76
@mustache

do you like to wear womens clothing
just like your dear ma-ma?
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Male 47
haha i actually bought this. it really made me feel like eating ketchup flavored chips.
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Female 1,515
Lol Breath spray made of maple syrup and bacon.

Succumb to the fantasy!! Though I`d like to know how it makes you LOOK Canadian. Maybe it`s "magic" like they advertise xD
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Male 108
@ELmustache, im guessing you are overweight?
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Female 1,589
Probably tastes like poutine and maple syrup.
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Male 1,625
Oh I`m a lumberjack and I`m ok!
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Male 621
Only manly men and butch lesbians wear plad. I`m too cute to wear plad ;) :P
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Male 91
"As used by some of the finest people!" sticker in the top made my day.
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Female 108
I live in Canada ..I`ve never seen this stuff , but I could use a little MAGIC in my life
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Male 165
Reminds me of prices in wrong side... Anal fantasy
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Male 1,371
IT TASTES LIKE MAPLE SYRUP AND MOOSE!
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Male 185
I had doubts but then I saw that it used magic, so I can guarantee it works.
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Male 757
Smells like beer and back bacon.
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Male 1,108
VV Kraft dinner.
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Male 7,611
what does it smell like?
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Male 25,416
wow. Thats all it takes ey?
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Male 205
A breath-spray that makes one LOOK Canadian hurts my head.. and from the comments, quite likely my eyes
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Female 877
i want to feel canadian!!! just because that guy on the pic look like my old bf bbbbbbbbhuhuhuhuhu x((
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Male 206
Canadians are good people. I`m sure it has a fine taste.
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Male 282
Makes you want to run over to Tim Horton`s, eh?
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Male 177
Must taste like beer and mooses, eh?
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Male 1,523
Aw... Everyone loves canadians.
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Female 3,696
this made me feel proud :D bahaha
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Male 21
I`m going to guess it`s Moose Balls Flavor.
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Male 214
oooo MAGIC life transforming breath spray...me wants.. :D
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Male 487
`as used by some of the worlds finest people`

lmfao
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Female 5
It`s Canadian people! Its got to smell like maple syrup!
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Male 2,056
@Patchouly: SSSHHHHH control yourself!!

@GuardinGnome:
Run.
(naw, kidding)
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Male 37,697
Dammit@! Our secret is revealed!!
Beer & backbacon flavour... mmmmm.
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Male 2,549
Mmmm, invigorating peppermint beer flavour.
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Male 5,194
>>what kinda taste would an american spray taste like since we agree the canadian one is beer

Crude oil. THANKS BP
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Male 698
where do i get one?
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Male 808
Wow, it is that easy-now what kinda taste would an american spray taste like since we agree the canadian one is beer
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Female 3,574
It probably smells like beer lol
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Female 9,475
lmfao, nice. In other news, I hate spammers.
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Male 15,510
I know that is many Americans dream come true!
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Male 237
@madest
were not the best hockey players in the world for nothing. Only sport where you can score a goal and knock someone the fk out
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Male 794
if used in a foreign land outside of canada, you become WALDO, you have been warned use at your own risk
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Female 4,039
@Butcher - I was just thinking that - what`s it smell like? Molson?
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Male 38,457
Stop! This is a trick!

A Canadian ploy to get U.S. to mace themselves!

I found out the hard way!
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Male 4,807
Breathspray is actually BEER
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Male 7,378
American police should use this in lieu of pepper spray. Anybody can take a Canadian.
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Male 143
Our secret is out!
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Female 118
it`s probably poison.
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Male 6,694
I don`t know about all that.
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Male 2,893
jk.
please don`t kill me.
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Female 3,574
This is perfect! My Canadian-ness hasn`t been strong enough lately.
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Male 2,893
Look like a douche,
feel like a douche.
Canadian Spray!
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Male 1,122
I feel used.
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Female 526
but...what does it smell like...?
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do i really want to know..?
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Male 4,746
That`s how I got to be Canadian. Well, that and the lessons on how to build igloos and make weapons of mass destruction out of clay, wood fiber and beaver tails.

Crap! Ignore that last part!
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Female 2,509
I want!
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Male 7,378
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