US Marines Do the Yes Dance

Submitted by: regalia13 7 years ago in Funny

And they said "Don"t ask, don"t tell" didn"t work...
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Female 934
:/
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Male 1,598
Please shut the hell up about gay rights or whatever the hell you are trying to preach.
This is meant to be funny. It`s funny... laugh! Quite over analyzing poo.
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Male 3
Don`t ask, don`t tell... GAY!
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Male 415
The marines have some time on their hands to do stuff like this
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Female 961
Dont ask dont tell huh? They shouted it all over the place.
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Female 49
:-) Hahaha pretty funny, can`t help but have a little fun. The marines are badass.
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Female 134
Uncle Sam Wants YOU...to YES!
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Male 9
lol marines will and always have been crazy semper fi
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Female 15
Here`s the original Yes Dance!
http://tiny.cc/1l0m3
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Male 12,365
[quote]The fcuked up thing is, lowering standards to make it easier for women to get jobs in the military, FDs or PDs is the most anti-feminist thing I can think of doing.[/quote]

Huh? It`s perfect feminism - preferential treatment for women and everyone ordered to pretend it`s sexual equality. Which adds another good thing for feminism - it strengthens the idea that discriminating against men is sexual equality. Doubleplusgood equality, citizen!

You`re not thinking that feminism has anything to do with real sexual equality, are you? If you are, here`s a simple challenge - find any evidence to support that. It`s a hoax, a lie, propaganda. Feminism is a biological group advocacy ideology, just like all the others only more successful.
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Female 1,172
Hilarious. lol
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Male 1,598
Please shut the hell up about gay rights or whatever the hell you are trying to preach.
This is meant to be funny. It`s funny... laugh! Quite over analyzing poo.
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Male 2,868
So what`s next- a student who gets straight D`s in science suing a Medical School because their high standards are discriminatory, and preventing them from realizing their dream of becoming a doctor? If you`re not equipped to do the job, you shouldn`t do it, case closed. A vagina doesn`t prevent someone from being a good soldier- neither does having a d*ck and liking to fcuk dudes. But having lower strength, stamina or endurance does. That being said, I can`t see why anyone, gay or straight, would want to be in the US military and fight for the interests of the corporations that hijacked our government decades ago. Just sayin`.
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Male 2,868
"I could give a crap less about Don`t Ask Don`t Tell. The problem with the military is the Double Standard Set for Men and Women. Women don`t have to meet the same Physical Standards as men which is utter crap."

Agreed. Same thing happened in fire departments years back. Women sued- and won- because they said the standards set by fire departments "discriminated" against women because most women can`t meet them. Gloria Allred was their attorney, and she actually said, when asked what happens if a woman who only was able to meet the lowered female standard, isn`t able to carry a person over her shoulder to get them down a flight of stairs in a burning building- you`d actually be better getting dragged down the stairs because "there`s less smoke down there." The fcuked up thing is, lowering standards to make it easier for women to get jobs in the military, FDs or PDs is the most anti-feminist thing I can think of doing.
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Male 9,305
"i don`t get it too, what is "yes dance?" ..."

Oh honey, take a look at this already.
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Female 4,039
Is it bad that I watched this like five times in a row? XD The guy on the right is so cute.
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Female 4,376
I sing that song all the time actually. It`s amazing.
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Female 517
Mkay.
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Female 225
I feel uncomfortable. Its the camo wear
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Male 195
oh hell drat it all.
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Male 1,598
Please shut the hell up about gay rights or whatever the hell you are trying to preach.
This is meant to be funny. It`s funny... laugh! Quite over analyzing poo.
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Male 1,222
Why would i watch this?
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Female 212
calm down hot heads, calm down. Just a video
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Male 3,431
Ahhh while I`m bitching, WTF is the deal, I can`t even be openly HETERO SEXUAL. If I tell a Girl I think she`s fine, it`s Sexual Harassment. But you can be OPENLY GAY and it`s supposed to not be an issue?! If I act like a NORMAL GODDAMN DUDE I`m a pig or a scum bag, I`m expected to act like some panty waste d-bag even though my occupation is KILLING PEOPLE.

Yes, that`s the Point of the Military. It`s an Organization of People that are trained to Fight and Kill other People. Did we somehow forget that? If you can do that, then sign up, if you can`t then STFU and Stand Aside while business gets done.

All the rest of the fluff and Nutter is pointless bull crap. The military is for warriors. if you can be a warrior and still choose sodomy over good old fashioned coitus then go for it, but when the sirens are going off and mortars are rocking your goddamn tent, you`d better be ready for action.
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Male 353
i don`t get it too, what is "yes dance?" ...
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Male 3,431
I could give a crap less about Don`t Ask Don`t Tell. The problem with the military is the Double Standard Set for Men and Women. Women don`t have to meet the same Physical Standards as men which is utter crap. It`s a Standard, set in place for a Damned Reason. Are we going to allow Gay Men to meet the Female Standard? Or Wear the Female Uniform? Or use the Female bathroom?! It`s Bull Crap.

I don`t give a damned if most Women *can`t* meet the Established Physical Standard. I can`t play Basketball worth a Crap, do I expect the NBA to lower it`s standards to Accommodate me?! Hell No! And what`s more, the NBA is Entertainment, the Military is EFFING WAR!

That`s what`s screwed up about the Military. If you want to Serve, Meet the Requirements and prepare to be a SOLDIER. That`s is all.
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Female 99
What`s a yes dance?
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Female 467
very gay
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Female 4,447
The Fork in the Garbage Disposal was priceless!
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Female 1,963
That looks like fun.
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Male 12,365
[quote]The U.S. military`s policy about gays and lesbians is outdated, ridiculous, and discriminatory.[/quote]

It`s better than what came before, though.

The UK military used to have a don`t ask don`t tell kind of policy. They quietly dropped it a while back and...nothing happened. It had already become a non-issue.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I feel so safe knowing these guys are protecting me




NOT[/quote]

If it was a situation in which you needed protecting, they`d behave very differently. Soldiers need to let off steam. It`s good that they mess about when it`s safe to do so.
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Male 1,598
Please shut the hell up about gay rights or whatever the hell you are trying to preach.
This is meant to be funny. It`s funny... laugh! Quite over analyzing poo.
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Male 12,365
[quote]I looks like two guys who lost a bet, lolz!![/quote]

Or maybe won a bet by doing it.
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Male 2,345
and yet gays have served with distinction since this country became a country...wonder if they would make fun of them if and when a gay person saves their life?

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Male 40,277
I looks like two guys who lost a bet, lolz!!
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Male 153
what the eff?......
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Female 423
well said kalimata
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Male 661
Canada doesn`t have any stupid rules like this "don`t ask, don`t tell". I`ve known quite a few gay infantrymen and soldiers in my day.

IMHO, any man or woman who offers to put that which they hold most dear, themselves, between harm and their beloved country, including those that hate them, should be able to love whomever they want, and not have to hide who they are.

The U.S. military`s policy about gays and lesbians is outdated, ridiculous, and discriminatory.
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Male 15,510
Marines doing what they do best?
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Female 527
i love bored military videos. :D
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Male 1,625
Id rather see vids of our troops doing sh*t like this rather than the one i saw of a soilder throwing a puppy off a cliff.
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Male 7,378
Anyone surprised don`t ask don`t tell isn`t working?
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Male 3,326
Don`t ask. Don`t tell.
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Female 857
You see a photo on the news with an explaination that `\joe bloggs` aged 19 died in Helmand Afghanistan and this film just reminds me how young these Guys really are. Army uses young men in their late teens and early twenties in battle situations, because at that age, your quick, strong and you have no point of reference. Older career soliders are much more cautious. I`m glad they are protecting me (or the UK version) and I just hope they are well trained and keep as safe as they can.
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Male 577
I`m confused. They are acting unlike any marine I`ve ever known. Also, I just don`t know what they`re doing.
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Female 1,604
you don`t feel safe because they are human and just having fun?? would you rather have them have no emotion and not have any fun? those are usually the people that start killing sprees
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Female 203
Hahaha, I LOVE dating a marine. They`re so INSANE.
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Male 189
Nothing to worry about people, marines do this poo all the time. It`s their way of staying "sane"
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Male 432
I did the Yes Dance for a Variety Show at my school last month, and had all talent shows banned for the next year..
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Male 39,531
I feel so safe knowing these guys are protecting me




NOT
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Female 212
Plus, anything with the yes dance makes me laugh because of my gay friend Jeremy and colorguard... So my inside jokes probably make this even funnier...
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Male 9,305
DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING! XD Hahahaha!
But yeah, I like my soldiers a lot more masculine than that. XD
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Female 212
actually, other than the one soldier of the telephone soldiers, I found that video rather boring. Only the one guy made me laugh
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Male 165
They`re over 9.000
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Female 547
Not as epic as the "Telephone" soldiers.
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Female 212
I just enjoyed "macho" men acting gay
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Male 174
This is kind of embarrassing to watch... Those are some out-of-shape-looking Marines.
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Female 2,509
yes. no. ye... no. definitely no.
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Male 25,417
What just happened? it wasnt funny it wasnt interesting it wasnt sexy! it wasnt the quality of IAB im used to!
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Male 75
I`ts number 50.000!!!! WOOOOOT
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Male 141
its FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABulous!!!!
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Female 212
Link: US Marines Do the Yes Dance [Rate Link] - And they said `Don`t ask, don`t tell` didn`t work...
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