Twilight And The Girls That Twilight Takes Over

Submitted by: for_serious? 7 years ago in
http://thechive.com/2010/06/09/i-dont-understand-any-of-this-7-photots/

Wow, this is dedication to a book about glittery emo vampires, isn"t it?
There are 61 comments:
Female 10
The guy in twilight isn`t even attractive! (he looks gay for a start) i mean come on what`s the story some random vampire falls in love with a girl?! HA! if that was real he`d tear that B*tches neck out quicker than you can say "Twilight is gay" and trust me it`s gay ¬.¬
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Female 5
Funny, and kinda sad.. but there are worse things a person could be into. I`m not gonna worry about it
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Male 142
http://www.online-tv-episodes.com has Twilight Eclipse movie on there for free.

I actually loved the movie!
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Female 512
Well...there`s 6 people who need to get a life...sigh...
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Female 84
Some of those girls are hotter than I would have expected for twilight fans...
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Male 2,748
i wish to set all of those rooms on fire... then the people in them...
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Male 239
I want to set everything in every one of those rooms on fire.
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Male 2,229
Beatlemania, anyone?
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Male 29
WHAT IS THIS I DON`T EVEN
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Female 40
@nielzz im glad someone gets it
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Female 143
Did anyone else notice the lipstick in the Edward poster in pic 3? She must love him.
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Female 51
That`s how easy it is to market towards women, and especially pre-teen/teenage girls. Yeesh!
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Male 6,693
To each his or her own.
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Female 248
lol @ moscow
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Female 934
It`s going to suck when they get out of their Twilight phase and have to refurnish their rooms with non-Twilight decor.
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Male 509
I volunteer at the RSPCA, but I didn`t go last week cos I was ill. I came back on Monday to find two new dogs by the names Edward and Jacob. I joked to myself that this was why they were in: neglect because their owner was a Twilight fan and she (obviously she, cos no man would like it) forgot to feed them or something. This was practically confirmed when yesterday I noticed that I could see their ribs (so they`d been starved)...
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Male 75
@tiffbafb; youre kinda right, but it wont change anyones opinion. I saw the movie, the first one I thought it was okay, nothing special but why do people care so much to hate it or love it? it`s just a f*cking movie
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Female 3,001
just why? twilight is sh*t.
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Male 159
them`s are weird ass masturbation rooms
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Male 25,416
shame shame shame!
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Female 40
i dont know why everyone is on here having such drawn out discussions about twilight. people say they hate twilight because it tears apart what they believe is a real vampire whilst others defend, saying its about a love so strong that a kiss can be as passionate as making love, i may be contradicting myself by involving myself in such a discussion but they are all just opinions who gives a flying horse poo what any of us think. why hate or defend this on the internet to people we dont even know. get off of here for 5 minutes and go outside and play frisby, hang with some real friends, or read a book might i suggest twilight lol jk not getting into that conversation. basically get some lives especially to make up for the 5 min i wasted of mine to state the obvious to whoever is going to obsess and bitch over this later. peace out suckas!
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Female 2,927
twilight is the boy band of literature.
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Female 654
yea thats true, guys do tend to get that free pass with porn and what not, because chicks dont really care, im aware its going on, and i cant change you so im not even going there with you.

also, i feel like i have to clarify this a lot to peopl ei know. the story is not about vampires. its a romance that just happens to have a couple. i had a friend who was just absolutley fired up that stephanie meyer destroyed vampires. noone ever bitched about chick flicks and romance books before, im not sure why this has to be the one.
im not commendeding those ladies btw..thats just wierd..especially the last one
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Female 1,515
I`m sad to say Twilight is a guilty pleasure of mine. Because it`s so simple, it`s one of those things you can enjoy by just turning your brain off. It`s like a little retreat for my mind. These people are really embarassing though, way too old to be that crazy, and that`s why I can only admit my guilt over enjoying Twilight on the internet, where no one knows me! :P
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Female 798
bmh, first of all if you had noticed as I have and a few other people have necrobitch tends to come out of the woodwork only to comment on how "fake" or "anorexic" a woman is even if the woman she`s attacking is simply skinny or in shape. THAT is what I was commenting on. Second of all, let`s not play the gender card here.
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Male 37
@bmh

If you can point me to a picture of a guy taking a cutout of a pornstar to prom or anywhere public for that matter and you`ve sold me.
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Male 220
Whats so confusing? They just want a nice immortal abusive relationship...
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Female 3,828
when i was like 12 i had a major crush on a couple boy bands, and my room was full of posters and stuff. but they were real people, i was only 12, and it wasnt nearly this bad. do they not realize the edward pics are all fake make up and digitally altered eyes?
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Female 248
@rainbowfarts

You are kind of right, necrobitch is wrong.

I mean, being obsessed with fake sparkly vampires is much more pathetic than being obsessed with porn stars. Wait, no. I mean, its not true that society gives a free pass to something stupid if its loved irrationally by males. Wait, no.

Actually...
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Male 1,135
#6 seriously needs help. I mean, they look like a f*cking arrow!
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Female 654
i would have a hard time with all those hypothetical eyes looking at me...just watching you everywhere you go...creepers
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Female 798
necrobitch
So did a hot chick slap you in the face with a whiffle bat or something when you were young? I`m sensing some repressed tension between you and any woman remotely attractive.
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Female 328
I can`t judge. If I were 14 in today`s society, my room would probably look much worse.
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Male 2,592
the first 4 are smoking hot. I might have to act like I give a crap about twilight
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Female 467
so what if ppl love and are obsessed with twilight?
its just the same as men being obsessed with porn stars and models who are fake.

id rather see plastic fake vamps on my wall
than plastic fake trash ANYDAY
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Male 1,610
[quote]We need to get these women therapy to boost their self-esteem and weight loss programs!![/quote]

Well, only two of those girls look like they could lose some weight, and a few hours in the sack always boosts my self-esteem!

[quote]You`re just now starting to think that?[/quote]

I`m kinda slow :(
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Male 3,332
The thing that I don`t get is this. If you`ve read the books, you know who gets Bella. How can you be on the "other" team? There is no Team Edward/Team Jake. Being on the "other" team is just stupid.
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Female 612
"I`m starting to think that this whole Twilight thing is just tons of repressed sexual energy begging to come out. We need to get these women some men, pronto!"

You`re just now starting to think that? That`s the whole purpose of those bloody books- the Mormon author wrote down her little sexual fantasy, some idiot published it, and here we are.
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Male 1,439
The sad thing is, they`re all older than 20. I figured only dumb teens would buy into it.
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Female 83
I don`t think I would be able to sleep with creepy Pattinson posters staring down at me.
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Male 58
if you ever go on a date with a girl and get invited in her home afterwards, and you are led into a room that looks like those, according to stalker avoidance handbook you should back away slowly so as not to startle the creature and in a very calm low voice state that you must go... then change your phone number bc you`ll never get that creeper to stop calling
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Female 803
@Angelmassb

Haha, yeah I saw that.
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Female 1,427
"I`m starting to think that this whole Twilight thing is just tons of repressed sexual energy begging to come out. We need to get these women some men, pronto!"

We need to get these women therapy to boost their self-esteem and weight loss programs!!

THEN men.
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Male 15,510
@kittehdee29

Also this
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Male 1,882
I used to like twilight. Then the book called "Twilight" came out.
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Male 1,610
I`m starting to think that this whole Twilight thing is just tons of repressed sexual energy begging to come out. We need to get these women some men, pronto!
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Female 803
i used to like it, too. then not only did all the little tween bitches cream their jeans over it, but i read a livejournal (a good 6 pages worth) about how horribly written is it, with every little bit of it compared to the mormon faith. the entire thing was written by an ex-mormon. (link to LJ included, for those that would like to read or re-read)

http://stoney321 .livejournal .com/317176.html

^^^had to put spaces before the periods. be sure to take them out before attempting to get to the site.
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Male 165
My sister has room just lyk this
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Male 2,034
Twilight or a real boyfriend. Pick one. You can`t have both.
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Female 1,264
Angelmassb, I completely agree with you.
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Female 798
all of those room looked horribly tacky
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Female 682
I just...uhhhh...puked a little....
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Male 15,510
Where is Buffy when we need her :-(
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Female 1,652
I used to like Twilight. Then I actually got laid.
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Male 914
some of them were hot....
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Female 119
I don`t understand! wouldn`t they rather have real boyfriends and get laid? it isn`t going to happen with a room like that.
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Male 782



That is all.
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Female 351
I pity those fools.
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Male 1,011
#3 is particularly creepy/sad ...lipstick on that sparkly idiot.

#7 most would call the police if it was a guy, since shes a freaking pedo.

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Male 4,807
Well, that sure was not interesting.
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Female 1,403
Link: Twilight And The Girls That Twilight Takes Over [Rate Link] - Wow, this is dedication to a book about glittery emo vampires, isn`t it?
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