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Date: 06/02/10 01:34 PM

64 Responses to Turtle Does It With A Croc

  1. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 12:38 pm
    Link: Turtle Does It With A Croc - Physically impossible? Not with this turtle.
  2. Profile photo of clam85
    clam85 Male 13-17
    53 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    best pr0n evar!
  3. Profile photo of willyfoofoo
    willyfoofoo Male 18-29
    17 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 1:46 pm
    that is quite disturbing in a strange way
  4. Profile photo of bridog6996
    bridog6996 Male 18-29
    571 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    yeah buddy, get some!
  5. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 1:52 pm
    brings a whole new meaning to O face lol
    and i didnt know turtles made noises haha
    i feel dumb for thinking they didnt, i suppose every animal has a voice box (maybe not fish :S) but my turtle never made noises, then again, he never did this lol
  6. Profile photo of bored-am-I
    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    So, and correct me if I`m wrong, Crocs doesn`t suck. They actually f**k...
  7. Profile photo of Tinkerbellio
    Tinkerbellio Female 18-29
    1001 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    I have quite the opposite reaction when I see a Croc..
  8. Profile photo of minimullen34
    minimullen34 Male 18-29
    179 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:02 pm
    Sweet "O" face Mr. Turtle...keep on gettin that croc.
  9. Profile photo of Nidonemo
    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9308 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    Wow, didn`t know animals had gear fetishes. o_O;
  10. Profile photo of xtreme_dude
    xtreme_dude Male 18-29
    1372 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:32 pm
    Turtles...Once again, doing it wrong.
  11. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:50 pm
    "Honey, what the hell is this?" "What?" "I stick my foot in my crocs and this nasty gooey stuff gets all over my toes. Did you put hair-gel in my crocs?" "Yeah, that`s exactly what I did..."
  12. Profile photo of BrimstoneOne
    BrimstoneOne Male 30-39
    2229 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 2:53 pm
    "So, and correct me if I`m wrong, Crocs doesn`t suck. They actually f**k..."


    I think the term is blow )-|
  13. Profile photo of TheHyra
    TheHyra Male 13-17
    211 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:01 pm
    Tortoise... not turtle... if it was a turtle the WHOLE thing would be on a beach or underwater...
  14. Profile photo of rainbowfarts
    rainbowfarts Female 18-29
    798 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:09 pm
    Is it just me or is this strangely cute in a way?
  15. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:16 pm

  16. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:20 pm
    Oh sad lonely turtle, I so know how you feel.
  17. Profile photo of Mariris
    Mariris Female 18-29
    4 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:33 pm
    Probably one of the cutest noises I`ve ever heard :3
  18. Profile photo of SherbertFizz
    SherbertFizz Female 18-29
    277 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:34 pm
    Aww that is the cutest thing ever.
  19. Profile photo of tincel1372
    tincel1372 Female 18-29
    423 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    cutest moan
  20. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 4:02 pm
    I never knew turtles make sounds! Other than hissing when they snap at your fingers and whatnot.
  21. Profile photo of MissMage
    MissMage Female 18-29
    695 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 4:06 pm
    I will never tire of tortoise sex noises.
  22. Profile photo of Porcelain93
    Porcelain93 Female 18-29
    34 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 4:13 pm
    That is not what I expected by croc.
  23. Profile photo of Neko_Sik
    Neko_Sik Female 18-29
    697 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    When I read the title, I though it was going to be a large tortoise doing it on a crocodiles back.... boy was I wrong.
  24. Profile photo of Fartacus
    Fartacus Female 50-59
    529 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    There is an even better one with a sneaker



    TAKE IT BITCH TAKE IT ALL!!!!!
  25. Profile photo of emzrok
    emzrok Female 13-17
    1306 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 4:32 pm
    awww, its so cute...and could that constitute as rape?
  26. Profile photo of AliceHolly
    AliceHolly Female 18-29
    100 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 5:00 pm
    O face
  27. Profile photo of han5nah
    han5nah Female 13-17
    735 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 5:32 pm
    turtles make noise?!
  28. Profile photo of buttsdowhat
    buttsdowhat Female 18-29
    374 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    I know it`s weird, but this turtle is making the cutest little squeaky noise ever!
  29. Profile photo of Maelstrom_x
    Maelstrom_x Male 18-29
    1883 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 5:47 pm
    I hope they throw that shoe out.
  30. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    eeh ehh eeeeh haha ive seen this so long ago
  31. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    they are both dinosaurs so its ok
  32. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    haha, love the noise!!
  33. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 7:47 pm
    that is the cutest thing i have ever seen :O
    why does it sound like a baby?
    watch the other turtle sex ones on youtube. :s weird.
  34. Profile photo of Rawrandmer
    Rawrandmer Female 13-17
    282 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 8:09 pm
    sounds like michael jackson.....
  35. Profile photo of Mimbles
    Mimbles Female 18-29
    118 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 8:25 pm
    It looks like a creepy old dude..now Im grossed out..
  36. Profile photo of Saragato
    Saragato Female 18-29
    721 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 8:47 pm
    Aww I thought `croc` meant a crocodile, not the damn shoe.
  37. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    >haha, love the noise!!
    >Now that`s just being weird.

    I must say i didn`t press play, I understand IT without watching it thank you. and btw, EWEWWW.
  38. Profile photo of YLE
    YLE Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 9:47 pm
    what is with turtles and shoes? so strange
  39. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    It`s a tortoise not a turtle.
  40. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 11:00 pm
    Gay necrophiliac tortoise with a shoe fetish. You stay classy, IAB.
  41. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    June 2, 2010 at 11:11 pm
    I also thought it would be an actual crocodile. This is not nearly as awesome.
  42. Profile photo of Squinky
    Squinky Female 18-29
    117 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:49 am
    d`awwww silly little thing he`s so adorable! Maybe he can`t see very well, and just thinks it`s a lady tortoise
  43. Profile photo of gryme
    gryme Male 18-29
    29 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 4:18 am
    How many times have I seen IAB post a picture of a tortoise and label it a turtle? You`d think, as a functioning company, that they`d be able to get these sort of things correct. Especially after every user leaves a comment correcting the mistake. What are you trying to tell us, IAB? Do you not listen to your members??
  44. Profile photo of Elriuhilu
    Elriuhilu Male 18-29
    275 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 5:04 am
    turtle/tortoise, close enough. It`s not like they said it was a falcon.
  45. Profile photo of Matwix_2004
    Matwix_2004 Male 18-29
    2551 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 5:37 am
    gryme - Maybe it`s because IAB doesn`t really care; it`s not that big a mistake, they look almost identical. It`s only been mentioned a few times in the thread, so either the users also dont care, or they saw the post and realised that the title was wrong.
  46. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 7:23 am
    I love the little "peeps" turtles make.
  47. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 7:38 am
    gryme >>>>"How many times have I seen IAB post a picture of a tortoise and label it a turtle?"

    So when you see a Vespa wasp flying around your face do you yell "Vespa wasp" and run away, or do you yell "BEE!!" and run away?

    If you see a bird fly by do you say "oh look at that bird" or do you say ... "Is that and African or a European swallow"
  48. Profile photo of dooflotchie
    dooflotchie Female 30-39
    336 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 7:46 am
    What not to wear around turtles/tortoises!

    Also, that has to be the ugliest o-face I`ve ever seen.
  49. Profile photo of spartanman
    spartanman Male 13-17
    198 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 8:35 am
    It looks like E.T. you go little guy.
  50. Profile photo of green_btrfly
    green_btrfly Female 18-29
    751 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 8:49 am
    totise sex is boring, I never would have imagined!

    I always had this cartoon in my head of them slipping out of their shells and into a hot tub, wine/dine.69 or something more interesting than that! xD
  51. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 10:19 am
    The internet- any type of porn since it`s creation. Including Tortoises having sex with Crocs.
  52. Profile photo of SebastianLam
    SebastianLam Male 13-17
    730 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 10:19 am
    *turtles
  53. Profile photo of BigPappa
    BigPappa Male 40-49
    163 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 10:44 am
    What? No money shot??
  54. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 12:07 pm
    Must have been a while for the little guy.
  55. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:29 pm
    wow, go for the win!
  56. Profile photo of Lord_Jereth
    Lord_Jereth Male 40-49
    725 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 3:28 pm
    "Oh yeah, baby. Don`t be shy. Who`s your daddy! Who`s your daaaddyyyyy! Yeah, you know you want it. I know you like it like that. Gimme sugar. NNNPPHH!"

    8-) LJ
  57. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 7:04 pm
    The turtle never mentioned this to his friends out of shame.
  58. Profile photo of VAJENGA
    VAJENGA Male 30-39
    532 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 7:24 pm
    It`s all fun and games until someone puts their shoe on and steps in tortoise jizz.
  59. Profile photo of kittehdee29
    kittehdee29 Female 18-29
    803 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 10:25 pm
    is sex the only time turtles make sounds? i guess thats why zombie boy likes them...
  60. Profile photo of kimkio
    kimkio Female 18-29
    877 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 12:56 am
    iab seems kinda into turtle sex
    video in that link is deleted so here`s another one, not the same video but funny
  61. Profile photo of iToisBored
    iToisBored Male 18-29
    20 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 4:15 am
    you know that croc enjoyed it...
  62. Profile photo of panzerlancer
    panzerlancer Male 18-29
    130 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 8:45 am
    turtle power
  63. Profile photo of Skythe
    Skythe Male 18-29
    965 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    "....eee.."
  64. Profile photo of izzylovesian
    izzylovesian Female 18-29
    87 posts
    June 5, 2010 at 6:56 am
    erm, id like to point out thats a tortoise

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