Turtle Does It With A Croc

Submitted by: Matwix_2004 6 years ago in Funny

Physically impossible? Not with this turtle.
There are 64 comments:
Female 87
erm, id like to point out thats a tortoise
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Male 965
"....eee.."
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Male 130
turtle power
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Male 20
you know that croc enjoyed it...
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Female 877
iab seems kinda into turtle sex
video in that link is deleted so here`s another one, not the same video but funny
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Female 803
is sex the only time turtles make sounds? i guess thats why zombie boy likes them...
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Male 532
It`s all fun and games until someone puts their shoe on and steps in tortoise jizz.
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Female 2,352
The turtle never mentioned this to his friends out of shame.
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Male 723
"Oh yeah, baby. Don`t be shy. Who`s your daddy! Who`s your daaaddyyyyy! Yeah, you know you want it. I know you like it like that. Gimme sugar. NNNPPHH!"

8-) LJ
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Male 25,416
wow, go for the win!
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Male 6,694
Must have been a while for the little guy.
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Male 163
What? No money shot??
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Male 730
*turtles
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Male 730
The internet- any type of porn since it`s creation. Including Tortoises having sex with Crocs.
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Female 751
totise sex is boring, I never would have imagined!

I always had this cartoon in my head of them slipping out of their shells and into a hot tub, wine/dine.69 or something more interesting than that! xD
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Male 198
It looks like E.T. you go little guy.
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Female 336
What not to wear around turtles/tortoises!

Also, that has to be the ugliest o-face I`ve ever seen.
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Male 4,807
gryme >>>>"How many times have I seen IAB post a picture of a tortoise and label it a turtle?"

So when you see a Vespa wasp flying around your face do you yell "Vespa wasp" and run away, or do you yell "BEE!!" and run away?

If you see a bird fly by do you say "oh look at that bird" or do you say ... "Is that and African or a European swallow"
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Female 2,509
I love the little "peeps" turtles make.
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Male 2,551
gryme - Maybe it`s because IAB doesn`t really care; it`s not that big a mistake, they look almost identical. It`s only been mentioned a few times in the thread, so either the users also dont care, or they saw the post and realised that the title was wrong.
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Male 275
turtle/tortoise, close enough. It`s not like they said it was a falcon.
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Male 29
How many times have I seen IAB post a picture of a tortoise and label it a turtle? You`d think, as a functioning company, that they`d be able to get these sort of things correct. Especially after every user leaves a comment correcting the mistake. What are you trying to tell us, IAB? Do you not listen to your members??
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Female 117
d`awwww silly little thing he`s so adorable! Maybe he can`t see very well, and just thinks it`s a lady tortoise
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Male 1,240
I also thought it would be an actual crocodile. This is not nearly as awesome.
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Male 8,302
Gay necrophiliac tortoise with a shoe fetish. You stay classy, IAB.
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Male 38,462
It`s a tortoise not a turtle.
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Female 961
what is with turtles and shoes? so strange
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Female 517
>haha, love the noise!!
>Now that`s just being weird.

I must say i didn`t press play, I understand IT without watching it thank you. and btw, EWEWWW.
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Female 721
Aww I thought `croc` meant a crocodile, not the damn shoe.
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Female 118
It looks like a creepy old dude..now Im grossed out..
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Female 282
sounds like michael jackson.....
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Female 467
that is the cutest thing i have ever seen :O
why does it sound like a baby?
watch the other turtle sex ones on youtube. :s weird.
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Male 2,748
haha, love the noise!!
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Female 1,894
they are both dinosaurs so its ok
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Female 1,894
eeh ehh eeeeh haha ive seen this so long ago
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Male 1,882
I hope they throw that shoe out.
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Female 374
I know it`s weird, but this turtle is making the cutest little squeaky noise ever!
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Female 735
turtles make noise?!
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Female 100
O face
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Female 1,306
awww, its so cute...and could that constitute as rape?
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Female 529
There is an even better one with a sneaker



TAKE IT BITCH TAKE IT ALL!!!!!
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Female 697
When I read the title, I though it was going to be a large tortoise doing it on a crocodiles back.... boy was I wrong.
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Female 34
That is not what I expected by croc.
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Female 695
I will never tire of tortoise sex noises.
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Male 1,625
I never knew turtles make sounds! Other than hissing when they snap at your fingers and whatnot.
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Female 423
cutest moan
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Female 277
Aww that is the cutest thing ever.
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Female 4
Probably one of the cutest noises I`ve ever heard :3
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Male 5,194
Oh sad lonely turtle, I so know how you feel.
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Male 15,510

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Female 798
Is it just me or is this strangely cute in a way?
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Male 211
Tortoise... not turtle... if it was a turtle the WHOLE thing would be on a beach or underwater...
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Male 2,229
"So, and correct me if I`m wrong, Crocs doesn`t suck. They actually f**k..."


I think the term is blow )-|
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Female 709
"Honey, what the hell is this?" "What?" "I stick my foot in my crocs and this nasty gooey stuff gets all over my toes. Did you put hair-gel in my crocs?" "Yeah, that`s exactly what I did..."
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Male 1,371
Turtles...Once again, doing it wrong.
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Male 9,306
Wow, didn`t know animals had gear fetishes. o_O;
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Male 179
Sweet "O" face Mr. Turtle...keep on gettin that croc.
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Male 784
So, and correct me if I`m wrong, Crocs doesn`t suck. They actually f**k...
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Female 1,001
I have quite the opposite reaction when I see a Croc..
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Female 1,190
brings a whole new meaning to O face lol
and i didnt know turtles made noises haha
i feel dumb for thinking they didnt, i suppose every animal has a voice box (maybe not fish :S) but my turtle never made noises, then again, he never did this lol
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Male 571
yeah buddy, get some!
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Male 17
that is quite disturbing in a strange way
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Male 53
best pr0n evar!
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Male 2,551
Link: Turtle Does It With A Croc [Rate Link] - Physically impossible? Not with this turtle.
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