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Date: 06/08/10 01:16 PM

76 Responses to Today`s Kids` Toys Officially Suck! [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18835 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:04 pm
    Link: Today`s Kids` Toys Officially Suck! - Really? People sitting? Have we officially given up?
  2. Profile photo of msieg007
    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:07 pm
    Pretty sure it`s supposed to be part of a bigger scene. Seeing as how it says "Scene Masters." And in the corner of the package it mentions toy trains...

    Weak, IAB. Weak.
  3. Profile photo of TruTenrMan
    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:09 pm
    $10.19 ?! That looks like dollar store crap-toys.
  4. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    $1.70 per person and a bench = Great deal
  5. Profile photo of beckpratt
    beckpratt Female 18-29
    204 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:10 pm
    This isn`t a kid`s toy. It`s for adults who do models. Fail.
  6. Profile photo of Brassbull
    Brassbull Male 30-39
    1610 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    They would make great civilian casualties for a kid playing GI Joe or something.
  7. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:12 pm
    WOW...Does NOBODY have a sense of humor anymore??

    *looks over to msieg007 & beckpratt*

    *shakes head*
  8. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2279 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:13 pm
    Yeah, XBOX 360, and PS3...SUCKS!
  9. Profile photo of HepaB
    HepaB Male 18-29
    43 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    not really toy, more like entourage for scaled models
  10. Profile photo of domisgood
    domisgood Male 18-29
    4868 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:18 pm
    $16.99 wtf?!
  11. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    ...its for model trainers.
  12. Profile photo of Miquaight
    Miquaight Female 18-29
    129 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:21 pm
    ... Sorry to be a kill joy but it says "Life like trains" right there on the left corner...

    So... meh?
  13. Profile photo of 66stang
    66stang Male 18-29
    225 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:22 pm
    this is more for adults than kids. They`re for making model railroad towns and such. I was in walmart picking up a gift and was impressed by the kids toys actually.
  14. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    ONLY $16.99!
  15. Profile photo of aseirinn
    aseirinn Male 70 & Over
    877 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:24 pm
    a1butcher
    Male, 40-49, Canada
    3155 Posts Tuesday, June 08, 2010 2:12:55 PM
    WOW...Does NOBODY have a sense of humor anymore??

    *looks over to msieg007 & beckpratt*

    *shakes head*


    iab post was pooe...crap joke, shootin fish!...a 4 yr old coulda come up with better...pish ;)...shakes head, rolls eyes and cups fist shakes viguorsly as in `pure wank` motion...just like this post...
  16. Profile photo of Oscola
    Oscola Male 18-29
    349 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:25 pm
    .....really IAB? Really? It says "Scale" in the top, and "Life Like trains"....not a toy. Thanks for wasting 30 seconds for me, and then thanks to me for wasting another minute by typing all this out. The longer I write this the guiltier you should feel. And that`s very guilty. Very guilty indeed. I`ll stop.
  17. Profile photo of dudeman1st
    dudeman1st Male 30-39
    1354 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:27 pm
    Not a toy, fool.
  18. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:28 pm
    That is so duuumb that you think is a toy for kids
  19. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:37 pm
    Not a toy

    it`s for models.
  20. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    Theres one black guy and the ginger doesnt even get a spot on the bench, he sits on the ground
  21. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:56 pm
    its prolly for like model trains and stuff.silly
  22. Profile photo of Hedanito
    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    Its for trains idiot.
  23. Profile photo of Tr4shman
    Tr4shman Male 18-29
    105 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:29 pm
    lol ginger and negro, wonder who the fag is.. maybe the worker to the right, oh no wait ITS A LESBIAN GRANDMA!!
  24. Profile photo of Dfaulted
    Dfaulted Male 13-17
    1920 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:31 pm
    YOUR NOT EVEN SITTING ON THE BENCH! THATS AIR YOU IDIOTS. Jeeze
  25. Profile photo of CreweAlex
    CreweAlex Male 18-29
    76 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:35 pm
    I`m worried that, that crap could cost $10.19. That had better be Australian dollars!
  26. Profile photo of rawryness
    rawryness Female 13-17
    111 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:44 pm
    It says Life-like Trains in the corner and it is called Scene Master. Put two and two together and what do you get?
  27. Profile photo of sheaton319
    sheaton319 Male 18-29
    560 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    As others have said this stuff is for trains. It might cost that much if this was a model train expo and this particular item is no longer in production. Also this kind of stuff is built with more quality than most children`s toys, so it is worth more.
  28. Profile photo of slayer50515
    slayer50515 Male 18-29
    988 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    Hehe. Token black guy.
  29. Profile photo of billy66bare
    billy66bare Male 18-29
    289 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 4:05 pm
    It`s probably built for model trains and scale models.
  30. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 4:08 pm
    wow, thats to fun for me!
  31. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 4:10 pm
    Ok ok.. everyone stating the obvious (it`s for model trains cause it says so in the corner)

    Please PLEASE read the 20+ other comments say exactly that.

    Oh, and by the way. It`s for model trains... it says so right there on the package.
    Geez IAB ...Fail!! Get your crap together will you! Stop trying to entertain us with misinformation.

    yes.. that is sarcasm.
  32. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 4:11 pm
    Add computers and desks - NOW it`s "Life Like"!
  33. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 4:17 pm
    I think there are a way lots of more interesting links and cool websites out there that could be better to post here for IAB to just post a picture with a silly caption "just for the lolz"
  34. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 4:33 pm
    why cant I click Angelmassb`s profile?

    Woah... wait a minute...Is he banned?
  35. Profile photo of Rauron
    Rauron Male 13-17
    563 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 4:46 pm
    hei gaiz i think dis is 4 trayn modlz
  36. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 5:08 pm
    Rauron takes the win... These are train set scene figures...
  37. Profile photo of SmilinSam
    SmilinSam Female 18-29
    3599 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 5:39 pm
    $10.19!?!? for some figurines of people sitting!? holy poo!
  38. Profile photo of douchebagger
    douchebagger Male 13-17
    27 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 6:00 pm
    They even have ones labeled, "People Mooning."
  39. Profile photo of DMoneys36
    DMoneys36 Male 13-17
    221 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 6:05 pm
    I was thinking the same Rauron. I used to built model trains and we would fine trees and people and stuff like this.
  40. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 6:30 pm
    why cant I click Angelmassb`s profile?

    Woah... wait a minute...Is he banned?

    Beats me, I asked once Fancy about it but I got no reason from him, I think its been like 2 years that way now, I just decided to live with that. No I havent been banned and if you wanted to check how many links I have submitted, I had a couple there before my profile mysteriously disappeared. Even like that I kept trying submitting stuff but I just gave up with that
  41. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 6:37 pm
    you could make one sit on barbies face XD
  42. Profile photo of Tdogg111
    Tdogg111 Male 13-17
    473 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    it`s for a train set =0
  43. Profile photo of TNoussis
    TNoussis Male 18-29
    63 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 7:08 pm
    Its a model train kit. Not kids toys. One can even see the label on the box, life-like trains.
  44. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9237 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 7:15 pm
    That`s for the people obsessed with train sets. I see stuff like that at the hobby story all the time.
  45. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 7:22 pm
    Holy sh*it! It comes with a bench!!! Where do I get it?!?!?!
  46. Profile photo of Crucible
    Crucible Male 18-29
    1815 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 7:36 pm
    I bet you could buy a set almost identical to this back in the 50`s.
    fail post is fail post
  47. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36677 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    It`s segregation!

    they made the ginger sit on the ground!
  48. Profile photo of mbor
    mbor Male 30-39
    269 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 8:28 pm
    Hey, now we probably will eventually end up on failblog.org. Yeah, just great!
  49. Profile photo of xamilo
    xamilo Male 18-29
    128 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    Of course its a train model set, but its hilarious to think bout it as a toy!
  50. Profile photo of jen00384
    jen00384 Female 18-29
    229 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    Wait a minute... They can`t all fit on that bench!
  51. Profile photo of DubleU
    DubleU Male 18-29
    165 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 9:06 pm
    10 dollars for THAT?? I could buy an Xbox Live Arcade game for less than that.
  52. Profile photo of mcfudge
    mcfudge Male 18-29
    537 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 9:10 pm
    Its for the model train nerds... not really directed towards kids. Look up in the left corner, "life like trains"...
  53. Profile photo of hatotter
    hatotter Male 18-29
    24 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 9:28 pm
    they`re not toys, they`re models/figurines for characters in roll playing games, dumbass
  54. Profile photo of hatotter
    hatotter Male 18-29
    24 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 9:29 pm
    or for whatever else you want to do with them, im not here to pass judgement
  55. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 9:35 pm
    It`s from Hobby Lobby. They used to sell "Fat People" too.
  56. Profile photo of FairlyOrdina
    FairlyOrdina Male 18-29
    3 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 9:41 pm
    Lazy toys for lazy children.
  57. Profile photo of CmdrBittles
    CmdrBittles Female 18-29
    1172 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 9:56 pm
    I assume they are for model train towns...
  58. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    These aren`t kids toys. They are scenery for model trains. Scenery is supposed to be stationary.
  59. Profile photo of ironlionzion
    ironlionzion Female 18-29
    34 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    i laughed so hard when i saw this
  60. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 1:53 am
    Almost as awesome as these Star Wars action figures

    http://www.mcmorran.org/pages.php?page_id=15
  61. Profile photo of TKD_Master
    TKD_Master Male 18-29
    4794 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 2:36 am
    Are you guys retarded? have you never been in a hobby lobby? MODEL TRAINS TOWNS, PEOPLE!
  62. Profile photo of tyrannus
    tyrannus Male 18-29
    201 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 2:49 am
    Not toys. Models. Get your facts straight, IAB.
  63. Profile photo of goldspot7
    goldspot7 Male 13-17
    174 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 3:22 am
    11 bucks! wtF?
  64. Profile photo of littlepete50
    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1358 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 6:46 am
    $10 lmao!!!
  65. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:04 am
    Angelmassb "I think its been like 2 years that way now"

    Geez.. that`s weird man. Kinda sucks.

  66. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 7:32 am
    $10.00 from $17.00 wow doesn`t seem like much of a clearance to me.
  67. Profile photo of togoth
    togoth Male 13-17
    129 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 9:30 am
    wow im in heaven,,,
  68. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 10:43 am
    I`d love to spend my 11 dollars on useless figurines of siting people! You have no idea how useful that could be!
  69. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 11:08 am
    I actually think they are pretty cool. Next time I`m at a hobby shop, I`m going to buy one - HA!
  70. Profile photo of DDBDYMN
    DDBDYMN Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    those are actually for middle-aged, single, childless male virgins to fill the void in their lives...
  71. Profile photo of GinnyRenee
    GinnyRenee Female 18-29
    129 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    My mom had a Christmas village with little people like this, and I got was always stoked about them.
  72. Profile photo of thename
    thename Female 13-17
    74 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 2:20 pm
    `Natural Poses`. I believe I`ve never sat in them positions before.
  73. Profile photo of ipwnmw2
    ipwnmw2 Male 18-29
    41 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 3:58 pm
    really $10 for that hahah i wouldent give you my dogs left nut for that
  74. Profile photo of smo
    smo Female 18-29
    351 posts
    June 9, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    Im hoping this is for a train set. Liking the diversity efforts there.
  75. Profile photo of romanwho
    romanwho Male 13-17
    119 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 1:06 pm
    They aren`t toys....unless Hobby Lobby sells something other than arts and crafts
  76. Profile photo of Ninnie
    Ninnie Female 18-29
    106 posts
    June 12, 2010 at 7:54 pm
    smo: it says in the top left corner, "life-like trains".

    If someone had a serious train set, I could see them getting very excited over these. An injection of life into an otherwise mechanical setting, like when they buy cows to place on the "grass verges" near the rails.

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