This Is Why You`re Fat: Thanks Jimmy Dean! [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

As if meat on a stick weren"t bad enough already...
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Female 961
so... yea a lot of people these days are over weight... but i think this is a SEMI good idea.. at least it keeps your breakfast to a serving size... most people will sit and have 3 pancakes and like 4 pieces of meat... at least this is smaller, right?
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Male 3,369
So, Stelly...Just because you`re lazy means every other fat person is lazy too? Way to justify your pitiful existence, Skippy.
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Female 1,324
pigs in a blanket. whether you get it on a stick or not, it`s not healthy >> and think about it, a normal breakfast at a restaraunt and for some kids is pancakes, eggs and sausage/bacon. so really it`s just a bit more convenient
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Male 317
NO, you are fat because you are lazy. Dammit, fat people in denial piss me off... The ONLY excuse for being fat is laziness, thats it, nothing else!
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Female 113
I need to tell my friend that there is, indeed, the breakfast corndog. She will be pleased.
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Male 25,417
o yeah!
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Male 3,915
omg i love those! lol
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Male 14,331
@TR-Wolf

So every food made from where your from is healthy? I seem to recall the deep fried candy bar being invented in the UK.
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Female 635
this is what they give in school for breakfast

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Female 40
what is wrong with pancakes and sausage on a stick? same thing most people eat for breakfast just in stick form, and we all know that everything is better on a stick, right ladies? ;)
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Male 78
Wasn`t this on Colbert Report a few years ago?
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Male 112
They also come with chocolate chips. lol
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Male 197
Umm I`ve eaten these a long time ago. They are good with syrup. Now go forth and prosper
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Male 111
OH MY GOD, ISNT THAT JUST A GOD DAMN DAGWOOD DOG OR A PLUTO PUP??
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Female 160
I...don`t see the point. Convenient sausage and pancake on a stick that`s been around for a while? What?
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Male 275
wow! I hope they bring these to Australia. It sounds awesome.
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Male 590
god i love those
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Male 439
mmmm! panmeatcake on a stick!
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Male 89
Everything tastes better when wrapped in a pancake.
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Male 126
ITS CALLED A POGO!!!!
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Male 15,832
The need to come with a portion pack of maple syrup for dipping. Mmmmmmmm.....
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Male 8,302
Yep its all Jimmy Dean`s fault. Because, you know, they stand over you with a gun to your head and force you to eat it, don`t they?
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Female 299
My elementary school used to serve these for breakfast. Good stuff. These are hardly new. I was in elementary school 15-20 years ago.
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Female 133
Besides...that isn`t why people are fat. People are fat because they have no self control and eat the whole box in one sitting then sit on their arses all day.
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Male 120
Easy to do, just cook a sausage link, stick a toothpick in the end of it, dip it in a thick pancake batter, coat, and cook for 1- 2 minutes in 350 degree oil till golden brown (I add maple syrup to my pancake batter to sweeten it). Deep fryers work best cause you can completely submerge them. I make these all the time at work, AND HAVE DONE SO FOR THE LAST 5 YEARS. F U jimmy dean, stealing my idea. that i never copyrighted. or patented. so i really have no one to blame. meh.
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Female 171
everything fried and on a stick is delicious lol
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Male 1,557
@McGovern1981 No, Americans make THAT kind of food. THAT was my point.
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Female 81
ON A STICK!!!! Sticks make everything both healthy and delish. God bless sticks!
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Female 202
I want... soooo badly...
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Female 674
I love Pancakes on a Stick. They used to have them at Sonic`s. They were nomnom. These are a good substitute.
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Female 7
I`ve been buying those every month for, like, the last six or seven months.
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Female 224
they serve those for breakfast at my school... probably offbrand though...
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Female 1,386
I prefer greek yogurt+ fresh fruit for breakfast with a good brand of whole bean coffee (freshly ground).

Not that this dosn`t look tasty, but I like to start my day feeling like I`m treating myself.
I realized when I go on holiday/vacation, the resorts always have fresh fruit bowls on the breakfast menu and I always get it. Eating cateloupe,berries,pineapple, etc for breakfast feels ...luxurious for some reason.
I reflected on it a bit... fruit isn`t expensive. Why don`t I do this at home?
I couldn`t come up with a good reason not to, so I do. :)
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Female 467
EWWWWW!!!!
what kind of food is it :O im shocked.
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Male 16
These have been around forever and they`re really good.
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Female 2,352
I think I`d just eat a corn dog instead.
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Female 173
it`s like a breakfast corndog...i`d totally eat that
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Male 55
Lmao @ DarkFerret. +1.
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Female 160
I...don`t see the point. Convenient sausage and pancake on a stick that`s been around for a while? What?
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Male 776
disgusting???? only if you eat them by the truckload like I do
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Female 1,604
It`s the same thing as a mcgriddle and that is actually less than a breakfast with eggs and bacon or pancakes and bacon. this is one small pancake and a sasuage
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Male 1,351
Yeah, all I can think about is Jon Stuart fake gagging on one of these babies when I see this.
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Male 2,748
i love food thats on a stick!! rat on a stick, fish on a stick, a stick of butter dunked in sugar...
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Female 470
These things are awesome! My mom used to buy them when we were little, and they also served mini, stickless versions for breakfast in school. They were always a huge hit in the cafeteria and delicious with or without syrup! I miss these.
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Female 21
Mmm they have one with chocolate chip pancake too! that one is yummy. and im not fat im like 113 lbs and 5`6"
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Male 2,841
Anybody who thinks this is disgusting has no idea what they are missing.
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Female 1,264
Looks good. Just needs bacon. Everything is better with bacon, even this.
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Male 185
Is this a trick food? Like, to weed out people who would actually eat this?
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Female 901
Corpsecrank.... I don`t think I`ve ever seen anyone farther from the message on the internet than I have reading your post.... oh lordy wow....
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Female 843
Pigglesticks! We had those for breakfast in school
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Male 833
what about baconaise? or baconaise lite?
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Male 5,314
not interesting at all
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Male 928
So the fact that these are convenient means they will instantly make you fat because you no longer have to do any work to make them? Sorry if I am confused. I just think that turning everything that makes life easier means you will be lazy and just get fat from not having to do mundane tasks anymore is absurd.

All it really means is that now you can eat your breakfast and move on to more important things sooner. Sounds like a good thing actually hey imagine that.
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Female 1,306
My friend has a case of these at her house.

We, too, are amazed she isn`t a whale.
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Female 3,598
so... if i eat a pancake on a plate and a piece of sausage seperately then i won`t be fat? but put them together and now it`s bad? i don`t get it? i mean it`s not like you`re supposed to eat the whole box... because THEN you`ll be fat. and i guess some people do that, sorry saps.
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Female 4,447
pancakes + sausage = omgomnomnom And yes, I do find McGriddles to be completely delicious as well.
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Male 145
Those things rock!
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Female 798
@Angelmassb
The dream of every average South American learn English better?

What a troll
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Female 247
OMG! I had no idea these things even existed! I want one!
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Female 223
OM NOM NOM
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Male 208
Isn`t this kind of late? These things came out years ago, where you been? I`ve never bought them though...they kind of sound disgusting...maybe that`s just me.
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Male 314
Hey, those are freaking delicious!
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Female 2,289
a corn dog?
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Female 3,726
That`s drating disgusting; it`s amazing at what people eat...
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Male 1,357
drat off jimmy dean.
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Male 807
can they make homer simpson moon waffles next?
waffle batter burned till its black, wrapped around a whole stick of butter and placed on a toothpick.

If thats not an artery clogger or a heart attack on a stick, nothing is
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Male 294
they`re much better fresh
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Male 15,510
[quote]@Angelmassb

Was that question or statement?[/quote]

Just pick the one more appealing to you
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Male 168
I`ve got some of those in my freezer right now, so suck it :)
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Female 132
oh man. those are soooooo good
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Male 1,313
Gimmie my... F`KING MCGRIDDLE, SCRAWNY MAN!!!!!
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Male 3,842
I`m sorry, but I don`t see anything wrong with this.
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Male 14,331
@Angelmassb

Was that question or statement?
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Male 14,331


V V V V
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Male 784
Jeebes, what next? Bacon pancakes?
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Male 15,510
The dream of every average American is a machine that chew food for them?
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Male 1,085
How about pancake batter wrapped in sausage...


Now THATS breakfast.
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Male 112
Man, I ate two of those, dipped in syrup, for like three weeks. I`m 240 lbs. today because of eating habits like that, but it`s okay since I`m 6`4 anyways. Tall people get to be fat since you can`t tell cuz it`s spread out over much more man.
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Male 3,327
What`s the difference between one of these and a piece of sausage and a pancake?
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Male 2,893
those things are f*cking good
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Male 39,551
where can I get some?

num num num num
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Female 1,001
"Tinkerbellio - sausage wrapped in blueberry pancakes.

It`s just an easier quicker way of eating pancakes and sausage"

saves time I guess...
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Male 560
iab failed

should have posted the chocolate chip ones
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Male 678
This isn`t why you`re fat. You`re fat because you have no self-control.
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Female 1,190
okay, i get it, grammar mistakes happen but i really feel like it happens a little too often here on the captions at IAB
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Male 216
you also get censored when you strike a cord with the wrong people on the internet too.
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Male 216
The internet, where you can post a picture of frozen food and think you`re funny/clever!
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Female 1,095
I`m not normally a fan of sausage, but when you`re starving those things are delicious.
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Male 132
I`ve known bout these things since I was born, just thinking about them makes my heart shiver in fear

BTW: Recently, Jon Stewart had one of these dipped in Baconaise
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Male 3,819
I thought everybody ate these... or were at least familiar with them. They`re loads better if they`re homemade.
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Male 537
I don`t see you ripping on corndogs... These things are amazing.
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Male 606
mmmmmmmmmm..America is great!
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Male 106
This is why you`re unoriginal... They should call this site "Things fancylad thinks are funny"
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Female 133
Tinkerbellio - sausage wrapped in blueberry pancakes.

It`s just an easier quicker way of eating pancakes and sausage.
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Female 4,039
I`m all for food on a stick. Bring it Jimmy D.
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Male 336
I`m confused, how is this surprising or interesting.
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Male 199
@xxPinkxx
These are so frickin amazing, please try one and dip it in some maple syrup, mouthgasm
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Female 190
Isn`t this, like, really really old? The version I saw a couple of years ago had chocolate chips in it too.
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Male 191
I wanna see a comparison of this (prices taste etc) and a regular corndog...
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Male 14,331
@TR-Wolf

Yes TR Americans make food your point?
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Female 1,001
"i remember getting these in middle school for breakfast. the blueberry ones are SOOOO much better"

Sausage wrapped in blueberries?? Eww...
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Female 133
Dude...those have been around forever, and are completely delicious.
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Female 3,828
Ive never heard of these, but they look freaking gross.
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Male 199
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA makes me sad they dont do them near me
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Male 1,023
I have some in my freezer. I have no self respect now.
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Male 1,557
Ah Americans.
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Male 151
for the next 4 years of student accommodation this is what i am living on
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Male 72
wow are people just realizing these exsist they been around for ever and a day, and they are dratin delish
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Female 798
Colbert had the chocolate chip ones on his show like...oh...3 years ago.

Seriously, these things were being served for breakfast in my elementary school and I`m 23 now.
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Male 2,085
Jimmy Dean`s frozen breakfast suck.
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Male 289
i remember getting these in middle school for breakfast. the blueberry ones are SOOOO much better
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Male 953
FU(K YEAH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Male 1,598
I like pancakes... I like sausage.... Sounds like a win to me :P
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Male 260
AWESOME!
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Male 554
corn-dog ripoffs
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Male 12,138
ON A STICK!
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Male 103
theyre delicious. its like having breakfast... on a stick.
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Female 857
How about a deep fried Mars bar?
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Male 249
I`ve had those before, they taste so good with syrup.
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Male 277
We carry those where I work, I`m scared to try them.
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Male 10,338
@pmarren:

It`s delectable.
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Male 1,958
As untasty as that product looks, I want to try it >_>
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Male 20
These have been out for about 10 years now and they are very tasty. i highly recommend you buy some and try them.
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Male 7
These things are delicious, don`t hate. Also, why is meat on a stick inherently bad? Do you hate shish-kebab?
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Male 4,867
not gonna lie you fat fu- i mean americans. i`m kinda jealous
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Male 2,591
oh come on this already got played out like last year or something
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Male 6,694
Nasty. Yuck.
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Male 1,136
Wtf no syrup?
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Male 4,593
Something tells me that product isn`t very tasty.
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Male 20,827
Link: This Is Why You`re Fat: Thanks Jimmy Dean! [Pic] [Rate Link] - As if meat on a stick weren`t bad enough already...
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