The WTF Of The Day: Creepy Fish Edition [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Weird

There is no God!
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Female 116
it looks like a skinned guinea pig
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Male 411
De Rol Le
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Female 122
So.... Angry...
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Female 517
its like a chad-fish
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Male 415
Blob fish? does it taste good? lets find out!
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Female 467
dat is the cutest thing i have eva seen :O
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Male 25,417
still ewe!
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Male 151
awwww cute
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Male 6,694
I dont buy it.
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Male 3,619
Will it blend?
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Female 236
Yeah, but can I eat it?
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Male 988
"Ew it looks like Brittney Spears on a good day..."
Fix`d
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Female 1,593
The little one next to the dead orange fishie is cute. :>
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Female 709
Ew it looks like Brittney Spears on a bad day...
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Male 394
"so yarr.....how do we kill it?"

Bringing it to the surface should kill it. They usually tag along in bottom trawler nets.
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Female 150
aww it`s a blob fish
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Male 1,067
"Kill me"
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Male 776
so yarr.....how do we kill it?
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Male 2,748
kudos to yarr for explaining this wtf
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Male 343
i was hungry before looking at this picture.
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Female 355
Cute.
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Female 855
You rock yarrr
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Male 1,361
I love how a man with such knowledge of deep sea fish has the user name `yarrrpirate`
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Male 394
"It would be nice to have a somewhat relevant explanation for some of these pics. Like, I wonder what kind of fish that is, and why do they all look dead?"

The big one is a blobfish, Psychrolutes marcidus, a deep (really deep) sea fish. So are the other two, but I`m not sure what species they are. Because they live so deep, where the water pressure is about a dozen atmospheres, they can`t survive at the surface (the density of their bodies is less than that of water, which is how they survive that deep). Many deep-water fish that have been brought rapidly to the surface usually swell and bloat, which explain s some of these fish` appearances. Although the blobfish is just plain ugly. It`s not dangerous though, it lives of floating living matter at the sea bottom, kind of like a deep sea Roomba.

Good enough explanation?
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Female 2
It would be nice to have a somewhat relevant explanation for some of these pics. Like, I wonder what kind of fish that is, and why do they all look dead?
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Female 44
Mutanat fish much? :/
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Male 151
thats one fat fish
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Male 12,138
[quote]The eye looks so human..[/quote]
F*ck, remind me never to spend Christmas down with your folks...
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Male 333
Blobfish!
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Male 1,357
lmao! odd to say the least
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Female 170
All the fish in there look creepy :/
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Male 25,417
eye see you!
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Male 3,255
Isn`t that a lungfish?
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Male 29
The eye looks so human..
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Male 3,915
looks like some kind of hell-spawn of a catfish...
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Male 1,505
"Poor things theres not nearly enough water in there."

No, there isn`t enough olive oil...or salt and pepper, garlic cloves or sprigs of rosemary.
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Male 2
Yum! Skin it, sautee it and serve it with a fine white wine!
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Female 15,763
What is this I don`t even.
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Male 535
I would eat it. Looks like it would fry up good with a side order of cole slaw and chips.
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Male 89
LOL @ Blobfish..... stupid fish.
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Male 776
"Poor things theres not nearly enough water in there."

If you ask me, there is waaayyyy to much water in there...
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Male 787
Poor things theres not nearly enough water in there.
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Female 451
It`s looking at me!
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Female 895
I want a blob fish...any in canada per chance?
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Male 256
how does an Ugly fish relate to your not accepting God?
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Male 4,807
Oh now I see hes a Noob
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Male 4,807
Why is kinky_afro spamming his posts?
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Female 2,352
Creepy stare. >.>
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Male 350
haha, I imagine it`s saying: "Kiiiiiill meeeeeee!"

anyway, I was googling some pictures of blobfish. reminds me of the game Doom :) also WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT???????

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Male 40,375
[quote]thankyou 5cats i never realised :D[/quote]
And yet he hasn`t deleted them yet...
It`s under your icon:

[ Edit Profile ]
[ Delete Post ]
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Male 39,613
I wish he`d stop looking at me like that
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Male 699
DESCRIPTION MADE IT ALL THE BETTER
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Male 583
thankyou 5cats i never realised :D
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Male 583
sorry IAB community about the reposts my com is kinda fecked up
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Male 40,375
vv Yes it`s because you hit refresh kink_afr0, you can delete the extra posts easily though!
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Male 1,610
Just say no to smegma
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Male 583
well you should put out more frigid girl and forget all about your Russian piano teacher, get some foreskin in your diet you flecking vegan
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Female 40
im sure that fish face has to look like someones uncle
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Female 798
86% huh? Out of all the guys I`ve been with only one was circumcised and only one of those was a foreigner.
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Male 583
is it just my com or does it show my post mutiple timesssss???? maybe its the refresh button :-S
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Female 49
Holy Crap its a Blobfish....all those fish are from the depths of the ocean.
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Male 1,351
I agree, when did fish post=circumcision debate?
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Male 5,194
Blobby! ha ha it`s... wait... why is everyone talking about circumcision?
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Female 3,828
ZOMG what did i walk into? How did a post about a fish result in a heated circumcision discussion???
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Male 583
well considering 86% of all american males are circumcised(and im not 100% sure but i dont think 86% of americans are jewish i think your comment sucks big donkey testicles and as for your second statement......you are gay....that is all
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Male 15,832
[quote]@oldollie...its called circumcision I thought all you yanks had that done you un-natrual swine[/quote]
Yeah, but mine doesn`t look line THAT! :-/
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Male 1,184
Um.. no, kinky, we are NOT all Jewish. And a circumcised penis =/= a skinless penis.

Also, how is it unnatural to not remove something natural?
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Male 583
@oldollie...its called circumcision I thought all you yanks had that done you un-natrual swine
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Female 1,148
Ohai blobfish!
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Female 81
BAAAA!!! Why is it looking at me?
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Male 877
wasn me!
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Male 362
thats a blobfish. if you`ve only ever seen the head that`s probably because it`s so damn ugly that that`s all anybody photographs
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Female 3,726
Well that`s what happens if I don`t get "mine" too. :-)
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Male 203
More importantly, what`s that drating goo on the left?
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Male 15,832
[quote]It looks like a skinned penis.[/quote]
That you would know what that looks like is even creepier than the fish.
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Female 7
It appears Voldemort has come back as a fish.
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Female 3,726
It looks like a skinned penis.
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Female 349
D`awwww! Ikkle ray!
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Male 45
Meanwhile, hundreds of Japanese mouths begin to water.
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Male 2,551
It`s face looks like blobfish, but I`ve never seen if blobfish had a tail or not...
I always imagined it being shaped kind of like a pebble.
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Male 243
blobfish... actually
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Male 20,829
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