The Perfect IT Guy Business Card [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

This business card is going to save cranky IT guys so many stupid conversations.
There are 54 comments:
Female 108
All I`ve dated in my life are nerds. Dating Moss would complete me.
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Male 1,232
It`s actually "Have you tried turning it off and on again". ("and" rather than "then back")
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Female 163
IT Crowd <3
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Female 5
I`ve got a flipping gun!
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Male 104
ITS TOO REAL ROY ITS TOO REAL!
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Male 184
Now they need one quoting Moss :D
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Male 177
My guess is the customers aren`t amused... because they didn`t try it.
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Female 68
@ duffytoler: Thanks for that vivid image. My nightmares send kisses.

As for the subject - my IT department needs these cards. The way a call to my IT usually goes:

Me: My computer won`t [insert random problem here].

IT: Turn it off and then turn it back on again.

Me: I did that before I called you (I really do, since I know that`s the first thing they always ask.).

IT: Do it again.
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Female 1,435
<3 roy and the IT crowd. awesome!
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Male 2,159
New series @ 22:00! I hope it`s still funny. The previews were a little off...
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Male 5,194
>>My frends oftens get clothings and
>>Hope you like it too.

Hope you die a horrible slow agonizing death with burning poison acid spiders eating your goddamn eyeballs out of their sockets while you scream in pain.
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Male 38
Don`t know if anyone has mentioned it yet but the first episode is up on 4oD as a premier.

Ruddy mysterious. :D
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Male 51
When`s the next available season on Netflix gonna come along!?! Anyone...? anyone...? Bueller? Great show btw.
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Female 62
S4 of The IT Crowd starts tonight!! :D
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Male 628
the correct quotation, would be (in the Irish accent) "av you tried turnin it of an on agen" but that`s just being fussy! Plus I actually look like Moss from the I.T. crowd, i`ve even been stopped in the street for it!
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Female 137
I wish the show didn`t have a laugh track. Would be so much better without.
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Male 1,523
@uhmerikin

You slammed him! *high five*
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Male 876
@ amonamarth20

I`m not sure I would take "qoutage" tips from someone who misspells quote not once, but twice.
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Male 250
its qouted wrong

"have you tried turning it off and on again?" is the correct qoutage
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Male 6,694
Why is there no paper in my printer?
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Male 4,393
lolz
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Male 41
New one tonight as your all saying.... and its a friday and Im staying in to watch, sad I know!
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Female 31
oh my god new series starts tonight, eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Female 583
Well, have you tried shoving it up your arse? *hang up*

And I just realised that was my mother.
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Male 32
"what did you have for breakfast this morning?"
"smarties cereal"
"i didnt even know smarties made cereal"
"they dont, its just smarties in a bowl with milk"
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Female 536
Soooooooo glad someone else knows how awesome IT Crowd is! I`ve never met anyone else who even knows what the show is :(
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Male 187
That reminds me, Series 4 starts tonight :D
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Female 305
Ah I love this!
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Female 322
I love that show they need to make more seasons
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Male 494
Watched every episode of that show. It`s funny as hell.
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Male 2,748
hahah, pebcac... i lol`d
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Male 514
@BostonKaiser. We call it a "pebcac" error. Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer. }-)
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Male 1,765
I watched like 2 episodes before it got pulled off Sony. Bummer, it seemed awesome.
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Male 25,417
O all the business he will lose if he hands the cards out, the issue would be fixed, thus no business
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Male 1,215
My buddy has a great line he uses:
"I`ve located the problem. It`s somewhere between the keyboard and the chair."
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Male 5,194
"Have you tried turning it off and LEAVING it off? Instead of being a goddamn idiot, why didn`t you learn something useful? Hint: getting a degree in fcuking management isn`t helping anybody but yourself. By the way - I can do your job, you worthless hump, and you can`t do mine."
- Duffy, the former IT guy
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Female 60
Hahaha! Love this show!
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Female 695
Aha. The roleplaying in the new episode was pure magic. XD
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Male 141
i hope the back reads "are you sure it`s plugged in?"
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Female 387
Just watched the new IT crowd. Fantastic! It has the Internet map from xkcd. Win!
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Male 1,231
Can`t wait for the new series of the IT crowd- love it!
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Female 914
lawl
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Male 924
"Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?"
"i`m sorry are you from the past?"
"0118 999 881 999 119 7253"
"now that youre "the boss" we were just wondering, would you like us to access the data supply and connect you up to the matrix?"

ahh IT crowd...
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Male 6
IT Crowd kicks ass. They just started their new season. :)
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Male 134
[CRTL] [ALT] [DEL].

FAIL
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Female 375
Major lolz at all the English people getting it and all the Americans being clueless!
For future reference, it`s a TV show.
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Male 1,557
They got the quote wrong.
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Male 15,510
Its called Reboot
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Male 1,091
Love that show...
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Male 85
The IT crowd is so funny.
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Male 92
I thought most companies fired their baby boomer employees that didn`t know jack about computers by now. Gone are the days when the IT dept`s solved minor problems cause everyone else in the company was in their 50`s
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Female 26
The it crowd is the best thing evaaaa
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Male 397
Now no one will disturb them while playing games.
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Male 20,827
Link: The Perfect IT Guy Business Card [Pic] [Rate Link] - This business card is going to save cranky IT guys so many stupid conversations.
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