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Date: 06/24/10 03:05 PM

54 Responses to The Perfect IT Guy Business Card [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18847 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Link: The Perfect IT Guy Business Card - This business card is going to save cranky IT guys so many stupid conversations.
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    Hedanito Male 18-29
    397 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:13 pm
    Now no one will disturb them while playing games.
  3. Profile photo of kate_
    kate_ Female 13-17
    26 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    The it crowd is the best thing evaaaa
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    eclsage Male 18-29
    92 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    I thought most companies fired their baby boomer employees that didn`t know jack about computers by now. Gone are the days when the IT dept`s solved minor problems cause everyone else in the company was in their 50`s
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    kitka_1994 Male 13-17
    85 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    The IT crowd is so funny.
  6. Profile photo of krembill
    krembill Male 18-29
    1092 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:23 pm
    Love that show...
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    Its called Reboot
  8. Profile photo of TR-Wolf
    TR-Wolf Male 18-29
    1557 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:42 pm
    They got the quote wrong.
  9. Profile photo of icklevamp
    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 3:52 pm
    Major lolz at all the English people getting it and all the Americans being clueless!
    For future reference, it`s a TV show.
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    longhornsfan Male 18-29
    134 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:26 pm
    .

    FAIL
  11. Profile photo of Fenris_Wolf
    Fenris_Wolf Male 18-29
    6 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    IT Crowd kicks ass. They just started their new season. :)
  12. Profile photo of moojuiceman
    moojuiceman Male 18-29
    924 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:36 pm
    "Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?"
    "i`m sorry are you from the past?"
    "0118 999 881 999 119 7253"
    "now that youre "the boss" we were just wondering, would you like us to access the data supply and connect you up to the matrix?"

    ahh IT crowd...
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 4:45 pm
    lawl
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    mal_BB Male 18-29
    1231 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    Can`t wait for the new series of the IT crowd- love it!
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    Mantolwen Female 18-29
    387 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:21 pm
    Just watched the new IT crowd. Fantastic! It has the Internet map from xkcd. Win!
  16. Profile photo of Parasite
    Parasite Male 18-29
    141 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    i hope the back reads "are you sure it`s plugged in?"
  17. Profile photo of MissMage
    MissMage Female 18-29
    695 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 5:35 pm
    Aha. The roleplaying in the new episode was pure magic. XD
  18. Profile photo of DoomCookie79
    DoomCookie79 Female 30-39
    60 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:06 pm
    Hahaha! Love this show!
  19. Profile photo of duffytoler
    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 6:49 pm
    "Have you tried turning it off and LEAVING it off? Instead of being a goddamn idiot, why didn`t you learn something useful? Hint: getting a degree in fcuking management isn`t helping anybody but yourself. By the way - I can do your job, you worthless hump, and you can`t do mine."
    - Duffy, the former IT guy
  20. Profile photo of BostonKaiser
    BostonKaiser Male 40-49
    1185 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    My buddy has a great line he uses:
    "I`ve located the problem. It`s somewhere between the keyboard and the chair."
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:28 pm
    O all the business he will lose if he hands the cards out, the issue would be fixed, thus no business
  22. Profile photo of TheSharpest
    TheSharpest Male 18-29
    1767 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 7:58 pm
    I watched like 2 episodes before it got pulled off Sony. Bummer, it seemed awesome.
  23. Profile photo of OpsAss13
    OpsAss13 Male 30-39
    514 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 8:05 pm
    @BostonKaiser. We call it a "pebcac" error. Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer. }-)
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 8:59 pm
    hahah, pebcac... i lol`d
  25. Profile photo of MrHyde
    MrHyde Male 18-29
    494 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 9:18 pm
    Watched every episode of that show. It`s funny as hell.
  26. Profile photo of margot138
    margot138 Female 18-29
    322 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 10:01 pm
    I love that show they need to make more seasons
  27. Profile photo of CandyClown
    CandyClown Female 18-29
    305 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    Ah I love this!
  28. Profile photo of r3tr0r0ck3r
    r3tr0r0ck3r Male 18-29
    187 posts
    June 24, 2010 at 11:42 pm
    That reminds me, Series 4 starts tonight :D
  29. Profile photo of entwife
    entwife Female 18-29
    536 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:11 am
    Soooooooo glad someone else knows how awesome IT Crowd is! I`ve never met anyone else who even knows what the show is :(
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    danmw Male 18-29
    32 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 2:54 am
    "what did you have for breakfast this morning?"
    "smarties cereal"
    "i didnt even know smarties made cereal"
    "they dont, its just smarties in a bowl with milk"
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    mise Female 18-29
    583 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 4:05 am
    Well, have you tried shoving it up your arse? *hang up*

    And I just realised that was my mother.
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    hannahyak Female 13-17
    31 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 4:14 am
    oh my god new series starts tonight, eeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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    beng_uk Male 30-39
    41 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 4:31 am
    New one tonight as your all saying.... and its a friday and Im staying in to watch, sad I know!
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    WHOISIT12345 Male 18-29
    4394 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 5:20 am
    lolz
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 6:21 am
    Why is there no paper in my printer?
  36. Profile photo of amonamarth20
    amonamarth20 Male 18-29
    250 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 7:28 am
    its qouted wrong

    "have you tried turning it off and on again?" is the correct qoutage
  37. Profile photo of uhmerikin
    uhmerikin Male 18-29
    876 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 8:32 am
    @ amonamarth20

    I`m not sure I would take "qoutage" tips from someone who misspells quote not once, but twice.
  38. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 8:56 am
    @uhmerikin

    You slammed him! *high five*
  39. Profile photo of zombiebish
    zombiebish Female 18-29
    137 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 9:21 am
    I wish the show didn`t have a laugh track. Would be so much better without.
  40. Profile photo of mamba
    mamba Male 18-29
    628 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 9:30 am
    the correct quotation, would be (in the Irish accent) "av you tried turnin it of an on agen" but that`s just being fussy! Plus I actually look like Moss from the I.T. crowd, i`ve even been stopped in the street for it!
  41. Profile photo of ManicWolf
    ManicWolf Female 18-29
    62 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 9:40 am
    S4 of The IT Crowd starts tonight!! :D
  42. Profile photo of akrominii
    akrominii Male 18-29
    51 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 10:08 am
    When`s the next available season on Netflix gonna come along!?! Anyone...? anyone...? Bueller? Great show btw.
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    Skellan Male 18-29
    38 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:02 am
    Don`t know if anyone has mentioned it yet but the first episode is up on 4oD as a premier.

    Ruddy mysterious. :D
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5195 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 11:58 am
    >>My frends oftens get clothings and
    >>Hope you like it too.

    Hope you die a horrible slow agonizing death with burning poison acid spiders eating your goddamn eyeballs out of their sockets while you scream in pain.
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    Mikeado Male 18-29
    2159 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:03 pm
    New series @ 22:00! I hope it`s still funny. The previews were a little off...
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    DeathToLems Female 18-29
    1435 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:27 pm
    <3 roy and the IT crowd. awesome!
  47. Profile photo of Loew
    Loew Female 40-49
    68 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 12:53 pm
    @ duffytoler: Thanks for that vivid image. My nightmares send kisses.

    As for the subject - my IT department needs these cards. The way a call to my IT usually goes:

    Me: My computer won`t .

    IT: Turn it off and then turn it back on again.

    Me: I did that before I called you (I really do, since I know that`s the first thing they always ask.).

    IT: Do it again.
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    campofclay Male 30-39
    177 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 1:54 pm
    My guess is the customers aren`t amused... because they didn`t try it.
  49. Profile photo of Jfizzle
    Jfizzle Male 13-17
    184 posts
    June 25, 2010 at 2:17 pm
    Now they need one quoting Moss :D
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    heresjonny Male 13-17
    104 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 4:22 am
    ITS TOO REAL ROY ITS TOO REAL!
  51. Profile photo of CrystalBob
    CrystalBob Female 18-29
    5 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    I`ve got a flipping gun!
  52. Profile photo of Loveabye
    Loveabye Female 18-29
    163 posts
    June 29, 2010 at 6:24 pm
    IT Crowd <3
  53. Profile photo of BoomBox
    BoomBox Male 13-17
    1232 posts
    July 1, 2010 at 5:26 pm
    It`s actually "Have you tried turning it off and on again". ("and" rather than "then back")
  54. Profile photo of pottersclay
    pottersclay Female 30-39
    108 posts
    July 11, 2010 at 11:04 pm
    All I`ve dated in my life are nerds. Dating Moss would complete me.

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