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Date: 06/26/10 08:01 AM

29 Responses to The Nom Tree #2: Rarest Tree Of All? [Pic]

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    fancylad Male 30-39
    18410 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 7:47 am
    Link: The Nom Tree #2: Rarest Tree Of All? - This would make a great horror movie: The Nommining?
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    bored-am-I Male 30-39
    785 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 8:11 am
    I agree - but mr weird tree #1 is the Banyan tree...
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    cornflakegrl Female 18-29
    204 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 8:16 am
    Haha I love the Nom trees!
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    lllBorislll Male 18-29
    443 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 8:32 am
    how about a "vs" movie? Leatherface vs The Nom Tree... Lets see who wins...
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    Altaru Male 18-29
    3483 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 8:53 am
    I`m sure this is someone out there`s phobia...

    And someone else`s fetish.
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    deadmeat553 Male 18-29
    149 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 9:27 am
    James: The year is 2017. I am one of the last humans alive on earth. let me tell you how this all happened.


    Reporter: This just in, famous scientist frank brenhuin has just invented a formula that gives plants the ability to eat solid objects the size of a cow.

    James: wow! that guy`s probably gonna win a noble peace prize! Don`t you think so Joe?

    Joe: nah. So what, he made some weird plants, how does that help humanity?

    James: Wait! did you hear that?

    Joe: No. What?

    James: It was like a crash and a scream. I think somebodies hurt!

    Joe: lets go see.

    (they both walk outside of the house)

    James: HOLY CRUD!

    Joe: ...(jaw drops)

    (plants are running everywhere using their roots as legs, they are crushing cars, destroying houses, and eating people)

    Reporter: This just in. The new strain of plants have gone crazy and are attacking cities in the following states: New York,
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    Same4Walls Female 18-29
    351 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 9:31 am
    He will be eating that bench for YEARS!
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    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 9:31 am
    I bet that bench is at least 100 years old.
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    deadmeat553 Male 18-29
    149 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 9:34 am
    James: Dude, if we want to live then we need to do something, and fast.

    Joe: Lets hurry down to Mikes Gun store.

    James: Good idea.

    (As they are running down town a plant grabs Joe with one of its roots)

    James: JOE!

    Joe: James, leave without me! Save yourself!

    (At this point the plant swallows Joe and your hear a scream of pure pain)

    James: NOOOOOO!

    (James runs for his life, barely avoiding a car thrown at him by the plant)

    (Finally James makes it to Mikes Gun Shop)

    (Once inside James sees Mike`s dead body on the floor in a pool of blood, his head severed from his body)

    James: O my god!

    (James quickly runs behind the ruined counter and grabs two Handguns, a Shotgun, two Uzis, and a lot of ammo.)

    James: Now I need to find some food and somewhere to stay.

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    mamerv Male 18-29
    328 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 10:33 am
    I feel like the comments made this post epic
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    littlepete50 Male 18-29
    1359 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 11:47 am
    nom nom nom
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 12:15 pm

    James: "It`s get crazy time"
    Slams a clip in the Uzi

    James runs out front door. Pan up and see... a giant Lob lolly pine teetering over the shop.

    James: "Woop ee tai yai yay, muthafucca."
    Strafes pine bottom to top. Bark splinters and cascades down, tree forward destroying gunshop. James jumps out of the way, branch knocks Uzi out of hands.

    James: "Sheeee-yut!" Grabs shotgun, breaks, pops two cartridges in, whirls around and is facing...

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    dave32891 Male 18-29
    542 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 12:35 pm
    om nom nom nom
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 12:40 pm
    James drops to his knees and begins praying. Suddenly, God sends a tornado that pulls the BP oil out of the gulf and then makes its way towards James.

    James laughs maniacally as he lights a flare and throws it into the tornado, igniting the oil and making a FIRE HURRICANE.

    The trees shudder at the very sight of it.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25348 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 1:12 pm
    its cool when you see trees eat things!
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    octwilite Female 40-49
    188 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    Brother of Nom tree is in Erie Cemetery!
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    Hemtroll Male 18-29
    363 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 1:44 pm
    At what point do you decide that the tree has eaten so much of the bench that it`s not worth bothering anymore?
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    Stodogs Female 13-17
    301 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 4:14 pm
    @Linkenberger-your story is amazing
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    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15512 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 5:15 pm
    Proof that mother nature is silently and slowly destroying our civilization
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    MrsPoods Female 18-29
    547 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 8:27 pm
    It already swallowed the delivery shop, the bench is only its next victim!
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    KamaiCross Female 13-17
    28 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 8:56 pm
    @Angelmassb It`s called payback >:) from mother nature ~
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2751 posts
    June 26, 2010 at 9:24 pm
    comments ftw...
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    Sarph Male 18-29
    194 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 6:06 am
    This is not a trap.
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    snowshovel Male 18-29
    17 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 10:59 am
    What`s really interesting is that the bench appears to have triggered leaf growth in the tree
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    bigbangbilly Male 13-17
    698 posts
    June 27, 2010 at 11:26 am
    well i had seen trees that had absorb a part of a fence
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    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6695 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 8:43 am
    Seems as though someone would have moved the bench befor that happened.
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    Skyler92 Female 18-29
    196 posts
    June 28, 2010 at 12:04 pm
    how many noms could an om nom nom if an om nom could om nom?
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    fishgul69 Female 18-29
    914 posts
    July 23, 2010 at 6:22 pm
    where`s nom tree number one?

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