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Date: 06/15/10 08:01 AM

49 Responses to The First Think We All Do In The Morning [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:02 am
    Link: The First Think We All Do In The Morning - Admit it, you do it too.
  2. Profile photo of Oystah
    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:08 am
    Wow - clearly I`ll be getting some work done today. :P
  3. Profile photo of boNeymiZz
    boNeymiZz Male 18-29
    237 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:17 am
    waking up to love, bitches
  4. Profile photo of raiin
    raiin Female 18-29
    293 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:17 am
    that stuff works wonders!
  5. Profile photo of startech
    startech Male 30-39
    235 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:53 am
    No, that`s not the first thing we all do in the morning. There`s something seriously wrong with you. Seek help.
  6. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:12 am
    the first thing I do is pee

    ;-)
  7. Profile photo of evanking
    evanking Male 18-29
    689 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:24 am
    yeah, washing my face generally is the first thing i do in the morning.
  8. Profile photo of kate_
    kate_ Female 13-17
    26 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:38 am
    nothing beats it
  9. Profile photo of JUGGALETTEx0
    JUGGALETTEx0 Female 18-29
    1380 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:40 am
    I don`t really see how that`s interesting, unusual, or funny...it`s just a regular product that is a facial...I do remember when saying you were getting a facial was funny about like 6 years ago...but it`s just a facial.
  10. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:43 am
    nope. i dont
  11. Profile photo of penguinazul
    penguinazul Female 18-29
    470 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:44 am
    I actually use Clearasil, so you`re WRONG!
  12. Profile photo of 1qwertyuiop
    1qwertyuiop Female 18-29
    17 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 9:52 am
    haha... that`s sick
  13. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 10:16 am
    "I don`t really see how that`s interesting, unusual, or funny..."

    Toss your mind in the gutter.
  14. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 10:27 am
    Clean and Clear makes my face brake out.
  15. Profile photo of BenTheBug
    BenTheBug Male 18-29
    1195 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 10:39 am
    I can`t start the day without my morning burst.
  16. Profile photo of CreepyShanny
    CreepyShanny Female 18-29
    152 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 10:52 am
    IAB how`d you know?...I love that stuff, smooth as butter
  17. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33134 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 11:43 am
    It`s supposed to go on your FACE? Um, I THINK I didn`t know that.
  18. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33134 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 11:45 am
    the first thing I do is pee - Gerry1of1
    Dude, you really should consider getting out of bed first. Walking to the bathroom even...
  19. Profile photo of pui
    pui Female 18-29
    3574 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 11:45 am
    these are so lame.
  20. Profile photo of meepmaker
    meepmaker Male 30-39
    6694 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 12:02 pm
    I shower at night befor bed so the sheets stay clean.
  21. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 12:21 pm
    my first think in the morning is "crap, im awake."
  22. Profile photo of vfr4
    vfr4 Male 30-39
    185 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 12:29 pm
    Real men use fire to clean themselves.
  23. Profile photo of ManicRapture
    ManicRapture Female 13-17
    682 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 1:18 pm
    is it bad if I put that on my face every morning??
  24. Profile photo of Volsunga
    Volsunga Male 18-29
    1548 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 2:30 pm
    the joke is that you jack off, dumbasses.
  25. Profile photo of GuardinGnome
    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 2:45 pm
    the first think i think think in the think morning is think wake up. DERRRR HURRR HURRRR!!!!
  26. Profile photo of darkgear6
    darkgear6 Male 70 & Over
    1378 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 3:36 pm
    L O L
  27. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 4:22 pm
    this isnt what i do... that`d be my girlfriend. zing!
  28. Profile photo of Spocom
    Spocom Female 13-17
    709 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 4:27 pm
    Volsunga, how is that a jacking off joke? Unless you are a master at jacking off and somehow managing to get your jizz on your face, it makes no sense whatsoever.
  29. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 4:47 pm
    No the first thing I do in the morning is drating get a drink usually water.

    Secondly haha who doesn`t get off in the shower seriously.
  30. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    lolz
  31. Profile photo of Tekno
    Tekno Female 30-39
    1212 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 6:42 pm
    "Secondly haha who doesn`t get off in the shower seriously."

    I don`t. Seriously.
  32. Profile photo of unbwogable
    unbwogable Male 18-29
    555 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 6:58 pm
    @Tekno: You need one of those massaging shower heads... My wifey loves it :-)
  33. Profile photo of Kanashto
    Kanashto Male 18-29
    499 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    actually the first thing i do is drain the bladder
  34. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 7:35 pm
    fap the flaps
    or fap the penis in the shower is so invigorating
  35. Profile photo of Piepig
    Piepig Male 13-17
    1524 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 7:56 pm
    Actually the first thing I do is use the toilet.
  36. Profile photo of henryhendrix
    henryhendrix Male 30-39
    722 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:32 pm
    Uhm, necrobitch - That`s a little too much...
  37. Profile photo of davymid
    davymid Male 30-39
    12140 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 8:34 pm
    Nonsense. First thing I do is syphon the python.
  38. Profile photo of FriskyRonnie
    FriskyRonnie Female 18-29
    199 posts
    June 15, 2010 at 10:14 pm
    the first thing I do is count the number of chicks passed out around me.

    hey-ooo!
  39. Profile photo of gatorade777
    gatorade777 Male 18-29
    1194 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 12:31 am
    First thing I do is lay in bed and imagine doing implied activity but inevitably fall back asleep too tired or lazy until I miss my chance from being late to work
  40. Profile photo of smallgiant
    smallgiant Male 13-17
    8 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 1:03 am
    first thing i do is either cook breakfast or shower.
  41. Profile photo of Evil_Eye
    Evil_Eye Male 18-29
    1442 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 10:14 am
    First thing I do is wake up.
  42. Profile photo of TheTumor
    TheTumor Male 18-29
    552 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 10:57 am
    If the brand and product wasnt so well known "Clean and clear morning burst in-shower facial" would be a bit more racey.
    I c wat u did thar, tho.
  43. Profile photo of fancylady
    fancylady Female 30-39
    864 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 11:04 am
    not even slightly funny ,sigh .
  44. Profile photo of wateva_x
    wateva_x Female 13-17
    691 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 11:41 am
    Uh, yeah. That`s not funny in the slightest, just a bit too juvenile.
  45. Profile photo of TheEpicGenga
    TheEpicGenga Male 13-17
    32 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 4:58 pm
    First thing I do is go back to sleep until about noon
  46. Profile photo of FeistyAni
    FeistyAni Female 18-29
    106 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    lolnothanks
  47. Profile photo of CurlybackJoe
    CurlybackJoe Male 18-29
    222 posts
    June 16, 2010 at 11:07 pm
    boooored.
  48. Profile photo of Adi_Noor
    Adi_Noor Male 18-29
    191 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 2:13 am
    not think, its thing...
  49. Profile photo of V4nger
    V4nger Male 13-17
    49 posts
    June 17, 2010 at 3:15 pm
    @wateva x

    Party Pooper!

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