The First Think We All Do In The Morning [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 6 years ago in Funny

Admit it, you do it too.
There are 49 comments:
Male 49
@wateva x

Party Pooper!
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Male 191
not think, its thing...
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Male 222
boooored.
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Female 106
lolnothanks
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Male 32
First thing I do is go back to sleep until about noon
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Female 691
Uh, yeah. That`s not funny in the slightest, just a bit too juvenile.
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Female 864
not even slightly funny ,sigh .
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Male 552
If the brand and product wasnt so well known "Clean and clear morning burst in-shower facial" would be a bit more racey.
I c wat u did thar, tho.
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Male 1,442
First thing I do is wake up.
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Male 8
first thing i do is either cook breakfast or shower.
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Male 1,193
First thing I do is lay in bed and imagine doing implied activity but inevitably fall back asleep too tired or lazy until I miss my chance from being late to work
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Female 199
the first thing I do is count the number of chicks passed out around me.

hey-ooo!
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Male 12,138
Nonsense. First thing I do is syphon the python.
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Male 722
Uhm, necrobitch - That`s a little too much...
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Male 1,523
Actually the first thing I do is use the toilet.
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Female 467
fap the flaps
or fap the penis in the shower is so invigorating
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Male 497
actually the first thing i do is drain the bladder
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Male 555
@Tekno: You need one of those massaging shower heads... My wifey loves it :-)
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Female 1,212
"Secondly haha who doesn`t get off in the shower seriously."

I don`t. Seriously.
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Male 25,416
lolz
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Female 2,352
No the first thing I do in the morning is drating get a drink usually water.

Secondly haha who doesn`t get off in the shower seriously.
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Female 709
Volsunga, how is that a jacking off joke? Unless you are a master at jacking off and somehow managing to get your jizz on your face, it makes no sense whatsoever.
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Male 2,748
this isnt what i do... that`d be my girlfriend. zing!
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Male 1,378
L O L
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Male 2,893
the first think i think think in the think morning is think wake up. DERRRR HURRR HURRRR!!!!
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Male 1,548
the joke is that you jack off, dumbasses.
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Female 682
is it bad if I put that on my face every morning??
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Male 185
Real men use fire to clean themselves.
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Female 2,927
my first think in the morning is "crap, im awake."
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Male 6,694
I shower at night befor bed so the sheets stay clean.
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Female 3,574
these are so lame.
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Male 37,774
[quote]the first thing I do is pee - Gerry1of1[/quote]
Dude, you really should consider getting out of bed first. Walking to the bathroom even...
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Male 37,774
It`s supposed to go on your FACE? Um, I THINK I didn`t know that.
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Female 152
IAB how`d you know?...I love that stuff, smooth as butter
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Male 1,195
I can`t start the day without my morning burst.
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Female 9,475
Clean and Clear makes my face brake out.
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Female 2,509
"I don`t really see how that`s interesting, unusual, or funny..."

Toss your mind in the gutter.
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Female 17
haha... that`s sick
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Female 470
I actually use Clearasil, so you`re WRONG!
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Male 415
nope. i dont
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Female 1,380
I don`t really see how that`s interesting, unusual, or funny...it`s just a regular product that is a facial...I do remember when saying you were getting a facial was funny about like 6 years ago...but it`s just a facial.
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Female 26
nothing beats it
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Male 689
yeah, washing my face generally is the first thing i do in the morning.
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Male 38,477
the first thing I do is pee

;-)
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Male 235
No, that`s not the first thing we all do in the morning. There`s something seriously wrong with you. Seek help.
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Female 293
that stuff works wonders!
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Male 237
waking up to love, bitches
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Female 4,039
Wow - clearly I`ll be getting some work done today. :P
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Male 20,151
Link: The First Think We All Do In The Morning [Pic] [Rate Link] - Admit it, you do it too.
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