The Classic Facebook Dumpening [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

If you"re going to dump someone on Facebook, do it like ripping off a bandage: Fast and painless, and in public.
There are 52 comments:
Female 5,222
ouch
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Male 177
I don`t think Eric liked that one.
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Male 1,370
Seriously, quit changing your relationship status before actually breaking up.
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Male 52
Oh snap!
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Male 3,915
lmao @ silverthread
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Female 121
aren`t jesse and eric both guys names?
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Male 3,431
My Reply woulda been something like, "Don`t you want to wait until after the Abortion to split up?"
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Male 151
oh the memories :[
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Male 999
she put this on iab?!?!?!
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Male 2,056
wow.

Bitch.
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Male 593
ROFL, that must suck haha :)
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Male 1,378
She`s a coward.
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Male 6,693
Short and sweet.
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Female 525
Mm had this done to me before...
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Female 281
lol @ title fail.
Poor Eric, though... XD
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Female 3,726
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Female 4,376
I lol`d
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Female 351
Wow, and I remember when text message break-ups were bad things...last year.

And in my day, breaking up through notes was the cowardly way to go...
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Male 5,194
Ouch.
Poor bastard.
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Male 876
Dumpening? That`s a new one.
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Male 26
@h0ax:

Because only 12 year olds say the word "dumped"?
That may be true in Europe, but in the US many teens as well as adults use the term "dump" or "dumped" to mean forcibly removed from a relationship. Dump: v. inf. "To reject unceremoniously."
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Male 178
Exact same thing happened to me several years ago on myspace.
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Male 1,557
That`s it? I was waiting for a punchline.
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Male 85
I`ve actually had this done to me.
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Male 2,748
... if this happens to someone, i feel they get a free shot at the person regardless of sex
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Male 2,510
"dumped?"

I take it they are 12 year olds?
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Male 15,510
Both of them fail in life
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Male 1,083
i sense online divorces in the near future.
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Male 339
batmanners: "bitch!"
Actually, I think you might mean "douchebag" Jesse is masculine I believe, Jessie is feminine.

kinda depends where you come from, she may pronounce jesse as just jess, and ive know a few girls with names like toni and terri but they spell them with a y instead
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Male 1,625
Sigh. Gotta love the progress we`ve made as a society.
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Male 429
I misread classic as "chinese"...but the grammar was all the same :)
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Male 4,004
"bitch!"

Actually, I think you might mean "douchebag" Jesse is masculine I believe, Jessie is feminine.
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Male 535
lol. gotta love facebook.
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Male 5,174
bitch!
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Male 698
lol
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Male 2,552
Word, yo.
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Male 1,164
xhaseox drat yeah, van helsing
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Male 503
i would have put `you always were a bitch`
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Male 519
awww too bad so sad lol
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Female 2,026
i have seen my friends do this to lol harsh
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Male 2,690
Deserves it for talking like that... `you dump me like this?`
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Male 1,764
Damn, Boa beat me to it xD
Fancy, send him a copy of the grammar cheat sheet posted a few hours ago, pronto!
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Male 1,764
I bet she couldn`t take his grammar anymore.
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Female 1,677
I would have dumped him just for not knowing the word `are` exists.
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Female 295
hahahahaha at the caption XD
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Female 3,001
d`awwwwww no
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Male 1,193
i`ve seen this situation countless times between my friends
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Male 40,207
information super highway. He found out about it fast!
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Male 509
I think someone took the screenshot too early... I`d have liked to see the aftermath.
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Male 756
HA. This is all I have to say.
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Male 25,416
wow, facebook breaks hearts
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Male 20,987
Link: The Classic Facebook Dumpening [Pic] [Rate Link] - If you`re going to dump someone on Facebook, do it like ripping off a bandage: Fast and painless, and in public.
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