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54 Responses to The 7 Consoles You`ve Dated

  1. Profile photo of cobrakiller
    cobrakiller Male 18-29
    7425 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 2:11 pm
    Link: The 7 Consoles You`ve Dated - The 7 types of girls you have dated and their console counterpart. Probably works for the ladies too.
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    Blandino123 Male 13-17
    88 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 2:57 pm
    roflmao consoles + girlfriends = this ?
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    regediT Male 18-29
    716 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 3:02 pm
    Cool
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    Webz Male 18-29
    542 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    For me it went:

    SNES > N64 > Dreamcast > Gamecube > Wii > Xbox360
    (with a little PC gaming on the side)

    Good times.
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    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2750 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 3:14 pm
    wow... that`s so true! all of it!
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    tom-brady12 Male 13-17
    295 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 3:18 pm
    ive played 5 of em :D
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    MetalLinx Female 13-17
    257 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 3:56 pm
    you could actually do this for boyfriends also
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    Maromi Female 18-29
    1095 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 4:09 pm
    I`ve played all of them but the Virtual Boy, wtf is that I`ve never even heard of that.
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    msieg007 Male 18-29
    2035 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 4:21 pm
    LOL Virtual Boy reference. There`s a good reason no one`s ever heard of it anymore. (hint: it sucked balls)
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    IkeRay Male 18-29
    2705 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 4:29 pm
    don`t remind me....my dreamcast got dropped and I still miss it. best console I ever had, I loved surfing the internet on it before we had a computer capable of doing it.
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    Nidonemo Male 18-29
    9311 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 4:30 pm
    My first was NES, sure she was simple, but she was fun and had a lot of imagination.
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    alexander_xx Male 18-29
    339 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    @IkeRay: don`t remind me....my dreamcast got dropped and I still miss it. best console I ever had, I loved surfing the internet on it before we had a computer capable of doing it.

    uhh is that an inuendo for the time you spent with a girl? if so its very obscure haha
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    COME BACK DREAMCAST!!!!!! T.T
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    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 5:36 pm

    LMAO!!! I love it.. =) hahaha
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    tvremote Male 18-29
    447 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 5:44 pm
    Pretty funny. I`m surprised no mention of N64. I`m still play my N64 on occasion, which is more than I can say of any of the newer consoles.
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    duffytoler Male 40-49
    5196 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 6:12 pm
    Fcuk, nobody mentioned Pong.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36204 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 6:16 pm
    funny `cause it`s true.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 7:03 pm
    PONG > ATARI 2600 > COLECOVISION > ATARI 7800 > NES > PLAYSTATION > N64 > PS2 > XBOX > XBOX360. What can I say? I`m a whore.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 7:41 pm
    I still have my Dreamcast. I love that thing.
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    Isseepy Female 18-29
    160 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    Mine:
    Gameboy> Gameboy Advance> PC> ZOMFGMOTHERfudgeING TETRIS!!!!> Actual sex.
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    JNAtheDUDE Male 13-17
    203 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 8:29 pm
    I`m surprised that I-A-B actually posted a link with accurate content.
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    Dagaz20 Female 18-29
    382 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 8:31 pm
    GENESIS!!!!!!!
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    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 8:41 pm
    Nintendo > Sega > N64 > Playstation > Dreamcast > PS2 > XBOX 360.
    What the hell is a virtual boy?
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    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 8:55 pm
    I dumped SNES for N64. Sure I was eyeballing Playstation, but N64 was a lil sexier. Eventually I learned me and N64 didn`t have much in common so I started seeing Playstation behind her back. Turns out she was alot more fun even though she had that butterface thing going on.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 9:11 pm
    Vectrex > Atari 2600 > Spectrum 48k > Spectrum 128k > Commodore 64 > Atari ST > Amiga > NES > SNES > Gameboy > Sega Master System > Sega MegaDrive (aka Genesis) > Dreamcast > Playstation > Gamecube > N64 > Playstation 2 > XBOX > Wii > XBOX 360. And I`m sure I`ve forgotten a few. I must be riddled with STDs by now...
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    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 9:33 pm
    dreamcast? really? are they sure thats not the drunk uncle you "forgot" until now raped you at the family reunion..cause thats a lot more acurate. dreamcast was never fun, it was never attractive, and leaves you with a bad time.
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    clancy54 Male 18-29
    83 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 9:57 pm
    @ Davymid

    How could you forget the PS3?
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 10:05 pm
    vv Never had one, no intention of getting one (quite happy with my 360). All the others I`ve owned at some point (well, between myself and my two brothers). We`re a family of gamers, what can I say.

    I also forgot the Game Boy Advance and the PSP.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 10:09 pm
    Isseepy, your AV is cracking me the eff up.
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    jamie76 Male 30-39
    2346 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 10:20 pm
    here is the truth on the xbox 360 failing...most of the failures were USER faults. most idiot stick the unit in a enclosed area with poor venting and play the liivng chit outta of until it overheats and dies. I have had mine ofr two years with ZERO glitches or problems...it always has a fan running on is, IS UP OFF THE FLOOR and i know when to turn it off...

    oh and the PS3 has crappy games so better graphics mean little...not to mention the online aspect is a ghost town.

    and anyone that started with the super NES...wow you are young...try the atari first gen systems...that`s where many of us started, right back at the beginning.
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    davymid Male 30-39
    12151 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 10:23 pm
    jamie, amen to that, brother.
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    rakoonhat Female 30-39
    654 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 11:50 pm
    i just personally dislkie the 360. i have never liked them for small almost insignifigant reasons i guess. i like the ps3 controller and the free internet roaming, it would be nice if the online was equal to 360`s though..and they had left 4 dead..i love the poo out of that game. it plays blu ray, dvd, and plays games with good graphics which makes a difference for some people..i wouldnt be able to see poo without decent graphics on my tv.

    it would be great if someone could develop something to allow ps3 users to play against 360 users in games...i will pay for online use if i have to, like the 360 does. i actually think i know why i originally hated the x box...one word, one awful game
    halo:-<
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    ruthless1990 Female 18-29
    3001 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 2:22 am
    what about the sega?
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    sariel Male 18-29
    80 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 2:22 am
    There are guys that have dated 7 girls??
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 5:07 am
    @rakoon
    Yeah, fu*k Halo.
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    GuardinGnome Male 18-29
    2893 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 5:10 am
    Her boobs were awesome, lol.
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 6:45 am
    spot on!
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    Salted_Eggs Male 18-29
    774 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 8:50 am
    ruthless1990,

    Like the song Ana Ng from They Might Be Giants, the Sega is the soul mate on the other side of the world you`ll probably never meet.
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    lostinkorea Female 30-39
    3727 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 9:34 am
    I had an atari that was passed down from my brother to me and then I had an OG nintendo and that`s it. Really, I have never played anything thing else. I`m a grown ass woman BTW...

    ....at least in my mind.
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 9:46 am
    lol at the 360
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    shneeblefish Male 18-29
    509 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 9:50 am
    PLAYSTATION, GAMEBOY ADVANCE, XBOX 360.
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    Spider_sol Male 18-29
    1452 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 10:44 am
    Did we overload the site? It`s not working for me.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 10:58 am
    Davymid... We`re close...

    Vectrex > Atari 2600 > Commodore 64 > Atari ST > NES > SNES > Gameboy > Sega Genesis > Neo Geo > Dreamcast > Playstation > N64 > Playstation 2 > XBOX > XBOX 360

    And my 360 will be the one I spend the rest of my life with... <3
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 11:11 am
    Sooooo what`s a PC?
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    gorgack2000 Male 13-17
    4683 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 11:17 am
    "oh and the PS3 has crappy games so better graphics mean little...not to mention the online aspect is a ghost town."
    Correct. In 2007 anyway. It`s been three years, the PS3 has totally surpassed the 360. The 360 still has some good features/games, but it`s nearing the end of its life. Natal is unlikely to be anything beyond a brief curiosity, and it`s got few exclusives planned for it. The PS3 on the other hand has a solid exclusives library (littlebigplanet, god of war 3, uncharted 2, heavy rain, ratchet and clank, killzone 2...) and has a lot more heading its way (motorstorm 3, infamous 2, The Last Guardian, Gran Turismo 5...). Combine that with the better hardware and the PS3 still has a long way to go before Sony has to release a PS4.

    As my post above indicates, I`ve been a playstation man through and through. PS1 > PS2 > PS3. Also 2 PSPs, a DS and a good old GBA.
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    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25408 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 12:30 pm
    PS3 for the win!
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 1:43 pm
    OHOHOHOH I got it a trohpy wife because when you get her she`s gourgeous and once her parts get old you can replace them.
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    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 3:10 pm
    "OHOHOHOH I got it a trohpy wife because when you get her she`s gourgeous and once her parts get old you can replace them."

    FT fudgekin W
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    WingedZebra Female 18-29
    47 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 4:28 pm
    Sony is afraid of change. the PS controllers (still) suck and ugh hate em. xD 360 is still amazing. The gameplay is so much better. Despite the random red ring of death (only happened once for me!) I find no reason why the 360 sucks. Plus, they will eventually be able to eliminate the RRoD. Just PS3 isnt my thing.
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    TDND Male 18-29
    45 posts
    June 7, 2010 at 10:26 pm
    Microsoft will never fix the RROD not because they can`t but they don`t want to put the effort into it. I own both and love both but let`s be honest with ourselves Microsoft won`t fix it as long as you`ll still buy it.
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    konablend Male 18-29
    80 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 1:03 am
    Slightly off topic for this thread, but to the 2 below me, I just bought a controller for my PS3 that has the xbox layout. Best purchase EVER. The playstation controller just wants to fall out of my hands all the time, that and I`ve been playing original xbox since it came out and still do, so yeah. Afterglow Ap.1 by PDP.
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    xXKaryXx Female 13-17
    635 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 11:02 pm
    -sighs- good times, good times
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    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    June 11, 2010 at 12:31 pm
    Konablend, THANK YOU. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

    On another semi-related note; My Wii went bricks before my 360 red ringed. Mind you, I told Nintendo and they sent me a new one within a week.

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