The 7 Consoles You`ve Dated

Submitted by: cobrakiller 7 years ago in Misc
http://www.dorkly.com/article/1719/7-girls-youve-dated-and-their-game-console-equivalents

The 7 types of girls you have dated and their console counterpart. Probably works for the ladies too.
There are 54 comments:
Male 1,164
Konablend, THANK YOU. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU.

On another semi-related note; My Wii went bricks before my 360 red ringed. Mind you, I told Nintendo and they sent me a new one within a week.
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Female 635
-sighs- good times, good times
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Male 80
Slightly off topic for this thread, but to the 2 below me, I just bought a controller for my PS3 that has the xbox layout. Best purchase EVER. The playstation controller just wants to fall out of my hands all the time, that and I`ve been playing original xbox since it came out and still do, so yeah. Afterglow Ap.1 by PDP.
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Male 45
Microsoft will never fix the RROD not because they can`t but they don`t want to put the effort into it. I own both and love both but let`s be honest with ourselves Microsoft won`t fix it as long as you`ll still buy it.
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Female 47
Sony is afraid of change. the PS controllers (still) suck and ugh hate em. xD 360 is still amazing. The gameplay is so much better. Despite the random red ring of death (only happened once for me!) I find no reason why the 360 sucks. Plus, they will eventually be able to eliminate the RRoD. Just PS3 isnt my thing.
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Male 2,688
"OHOHOHOH I got it a trohpy wife because when you get her she`s gourgeous and once her parts get old you can replace them."

FT fudgekin W
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Male 14,331
OHOHOHOH I got it a trohpy wife because when you get her she`s gourgeous and once her parts get old you can replace them.
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Male 25,417
PS3 for the win!
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Male 4,680
"oh and the PS3 has crappy games so better graphics mean little...not to mention the online aspect is a ghost town."
Correct. In 2007 anyway. It`s been three years, the PS3 has totally surpassed the 360. The 360 still has some good features/games, but it`s nearing the end of its life. Natal is unlikely to be anything beyond a brief curiosity, and it`s got few exclusives planned for it. The PS3 on the other hand has a solid exclusives library (littlebigplanet, god of war 3, uncharted 2, heavy rain, ratchet and clank, killzone 2...) and has a lot more heading its way (motorstorm 3, infamous 2, The Last Guardian, Gran Turismo 5...). Combine that with the better hardware and the PS3 still has a long way to go before Sony has to release a PS4.

As my post above indicates, I`ve been a playstation man through and through. PS1 > PS2 > PS3. Also 2 PSPs, a DS and a good old GBA.
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Male 14,331
Sooooo what`s a PC?
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Male 2,688
Davymid... We`re close...

Vectrex > Atari 2600 > Commodore 64 > Atari ST > NES > SNES > Gameboy > Sega Genesis > Neo Geo > Dreamcast > Playstation > N64 > Playstation 2 > XBOX > XBOX 360

And my 360 will be the one I spend the rest of my life with... <3
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Male 1,451
Did we overload the site? It`s not working for me.
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Male 509
PLAYSTATION, GAMEBOY ADVANCE, XBOX 360.
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Male 509
lol at the 360
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Female 3,726
I had an atari that was passed down from my brother to me and then I had an OG nintendo and that`s it. Really, I have never played anything thing else. I`m a grown ass woman BTW...

....at least in my mind.
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Male 774
ruthless1990,

Like the song Ana Ng from They Might Be Giants, the Sega is the soul mate on the other side of the world you`ll probably never meet.
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Female 2,509
spot on!
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Male 2,893
Her boobs were awesome, lol.
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Male 2,893
@rakoon
Yeah, fu*k Halo.
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Male 80
There are guys that have dated 7 girls??
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Female 3,001
what about the sega?
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Female 654
i just personally dislkie the 360. i have never liked them for small almost insignifigant reasons i guess. i like the ps3 controller and the free internet roaming, it would be nice if the online was equal to 360`s though..and they had left 4 dead..i love the poo out of that game. it plays blu ray, dvd, and plays games with good graphics which makes a difference for some people..i wouldnt be able to see poo without decent graphics on my tv.

it would be great if someone could develop something to allow ps3 users to play against 360 users in games...i will pay for online use if i have to, like the 360 does. i actually think i know why i originally hated the x box...one word, one awful game
halo:-<
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Male 5,189
Could use more systems and details. :/
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Male 12,138
jamie, amen to that, brother.
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Male 2,345
here is the truth on the xbox 360 failing...most of the failures were USER faults. most idiot stick the unit in a enclosed area with poor venting and play the liivng chit outta of until it overheats and dies. I have had mine ofr two years with ZERO glitches or problems...it always has a fan running on is, IS UP OFF THE FLOOR and i know when to turn it off...

oh and the PS3 has crappy games so better graphics mean little...not to mention the online aspect is a ghost town.

and anyone that started with the super NES...wow you are young...try the atari first gen systems...that`s where many of us started, right back at the beginning.
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Female 4,447
Isseepy, your AV is cracking me the eff up.
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Male 12,138
vv Never had one, no intention of getting one (quite happy with my 360). All the others I`ve owned at some point (well, between myself and my two brothers). We`re a family of gamers, what can I say.

I also forgot the Game Boy Advance and the PSP.
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Male 83
@ Davymid

How could you forget the PS3?
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Female 654
dreamcast? really? are they sure thats not the drunk uncle you "forgot" until now raped you at the family reunion..cause thats a lot more acurate. dreamcast was never fun, it was never attractive, and leaves you with a bad time.
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Male 12,138
Vectrex > Atari 2600 > Spectrum 48k > Spectrum 128k > Commodore 64 > Atari ST > Amiga > NES > SNES > Gameboy > Sega Master System > Sega MegaDrive (aka Genesis) > Dreamcast > Playstation > Gamecube > N64 > Playstation 2 > XBOX > Wii > XBOX 360. And I`m sure I`ve forgotten a few. I must be riddled with STDs by now...
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Male 2,591
I dumped SNES for N64. Sure I was eyeballing Playstation, but N64 was a lil sexier. Eventually I learned me and N64 didn`t have much in common so I started seeing Playstation behind her back. Turns out she was alot more fun even though she had that butterface thing going on.
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Female 448
Nintendo > Sega > N64 > Playstation > Dreamcast > PS2 > XBOX 360.
What the hell is a virtual boy?
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Female 382
GENESIS!!!!!!!
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Male 203
I`m surprised that I-A-B actually posted a link with accurate content.
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Female 160
Mine:
Gameboy> Gameboy Advance> PC> ZOMFGMOTHERfudgeING TETRIS!!!!> Actual sex.
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Female 4,447
I still have my Dreamcast. I love that thing.
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Male 2,436
PONG > ATARI 2600 > COLECOVISION > ATARI 7800 > NES > PLAYSTATION > N64 > PS2 > XBOX > XBOX360. What can I say? I`m a whore.
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Male 39,610
funny `cause it`s true.
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Male 5,194
Fcuk, nobody mentioned Pong.
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Male 447
Pretty funny. I`m surprised no mention of N64. I`m still play my N64 on occasion, which is more than I can say of any of the newer consoles.
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Female 961

LMAO!!! I love it.. =) hahaha
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Male 2,688
COME BACK DREAMCAST!!!!!! T.T
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Male 339
@IkeRay: don`t remind me....my dreamcast got dropped and I still miss it. best console I ever had, I loved surfing the internet on it before we had a computer capable of doing it.

uhh is that an inuendo for the time you spent with a girl? if so its very obscure haha
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Male 9,305
My first was NES, sure she was simple, but she was fun and had a lot of imagination.
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Male 2,703
don`t remind me....my dreamcast got dropped and I still miss it. best console I ever had, I loved surfing the internet on it before we had a computer capable of doing it.
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Male 2,034
LOL Virtual Boy reference. There`s a good reason no one`s ever heard of it anymore. (hint: it sucked balls)
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Female 1,095
I`ve played all of them but the Virtual Boy, wtf is that I`ve never even heard of that.
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Female 257
you could actually do this for boyfriends also
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Male 295
ive played 5 of em :D
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Male 2,748
wow... that`s so true! all of it!
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Male 541
For me it went:

SNES > N64 > Dreamcast > Gamecube > Wii > Xbox360
(with a little PC gaming on the side)

Good times.
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Male 716
Cool
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Male 88
roflmao consoles + girlfriends = this ?
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Male 7,817
Link: The 7 Consoles You`ve Dated [Rate Link] - The 7 types of girls you have dated and their console counterpart. Probably works for the ladies too.
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