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Date: 06/03/10 12:36 PM

82 Responses to Suicide Girls, Embrace Your Future [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of fancylad
    fancylad Male 30-39
    18942 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 12:28 pm
    Link: Suicide Girls, Embrace Your Future - Yep, you`re pretty hot in a quirky way right now, but what goes up, must come down. Way down.
  2. Profile photo of PiperBL94800
    PiperBL94800 Female 18-29
    2 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 12:42 pm
    LOL! I can`t wait for the next 50 years to go by so I can see more of this! Hilarious!
  3. Profile photo of Fatninja01
    Fatninja01 Male 30-39
    25420 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 12:43 pm
    At least she has a cool tatoo!
  4. Profile photo of AliceHolly
    AliceHolly Female 18-29
    100 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 12:45 pm
    That tattoo is still legit.
  5. Profile photo of kynephrus
    kynephrus Female 18-29
    5 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    ok for what it`s worth, hair aside she`s a pretty well kept grandma. if she had a different cut she`d still be just as quirky/attractive while still being pretty age appropriate. and i don`t really see anything "way down". that tat is so crazy nice though, it can`t have been there for very long.
  6. Profile photo of Zerocyde
    Zerocyde Male 18-29
    3256 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 12:47 pm
    lolburn
  7. Profile photo of tainteddeity
    tainteddeity Male 18-29
    848 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    If she didn`t look so grumpy she`d be pretty badass.
  8. Profile photo of edana42
    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 12:48 pm
    mom?
  9. Profile photo of donthaveone
    donthaveone Male 30-39
    953 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 12:49 pm
    Somethings you just can`t take back.
  10. Profile photo of Katalyst13
    Katalyst13 Female 18-29
    40 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 12:50 pm
    She doesn`t look that bad. I`d say that`s the coolest old lady ever.
  11. Profile photo of lwhoffman
    lwhoffman Male 18-29
    174 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 12:51 pm
    Kinda creep looking eh? *shudder*
  12. Profile photo of limphotdog
    limphotdog Female 18-29
    673 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:17 pm
    I model for SG, but my style looks somewhat more conservative than this. I doubt I`ll stay looking "alternative" for the rest of my life.

    That being said, she looks pretty cool though. :-D
  13. Profile photo of a1butcher
    a1butcher Male 40-49
    4809 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:22 pm
    She actually only 29 years old... that`s what 10 years of abusing cheap beer and expensive meth doe`s to you.
  14. Profile photo of Kingreggie
    Kingreggie Male 18-29
    154 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:26 pm
    i want a grandma like that hahahahaha
  15. Profile photo of _Darling_
    _Darling_ Female 18-29
    13 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:27 pm
    I bet she`s the greatest grandma EVAR.
  16. Profile photo of syke22
    syke22 Male 18-29
    1136 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:40 pm
    mmmm SHMEXAY
  17. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2927 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    live like it to the grave.
  18. Profile photo of TxP
    TxP Female 70 & Over
    1190 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:48 pm
    i would NOT mess with that lol
  19. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:51 pm
    A great grandma? Who would trust their kids to her? She`d probably medecate them into sleep so she could par-tay!
  20. Profile photo of megavidiot
    megavidiot Male 30-39
    901 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 1:53 pm
    limphotdog,

    SG deosn`t do fatties....don`t lie
  21. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 2:26 pm
    Damn Joan Jett looks terrible. OHHHH!
  22. Profile photo of Angelmassb
    Angelmassb Male 18-29
    15511 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 2:33 pm
    That is your future
  23. Profile photo of charliew07
    charliew07 Male 13-17
    143 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 2:39 pm
    a couple of people that i know are going to become that one day.
  24. Profile photo of outdoorMINER
    outdoorMINER Female 18-29
    934 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 2:46 pm
    "She actually only 29 years old... that`s what 10 years of abusing cheap beer and expensive meth doe`s to you."

    I`m guessing her purchasing cheap beer as opposed to high priced beer is because of her choice in expensive meth?
  25. Profile photo of SuperSmash
    SuperSmash Male 18-29
    3758 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 2:51 pm
    She has a stache.
  26. Profile photo of ElMustache
    ElMustache Male 18-29
    1625 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 3:12 pm
    Bumper sticker: My grams is more hardcore than yours. But she still finds the time to make me cookies.
  27. Profile photo of ShamaziaV2
    ShamaziaV2 Male 13-17
    236 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 3:17 pm
    yeah not to be THAT GUY, but even though this is funny, whether thats a real or fake tatoo, the hair is really the only thing making her look weird. All the girls that just have a tat or a few piercings or crazy hair are safe.

    ...as long as they stay away from gauges.
  28. Profile photo of taylor_stone
    taylor_stone Male 30-39
    2688 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 3:48 pm
    I am okay with this. That is a ROCKIN grandma... The kind that could match me in a mosh pit, outdrink me at the bar, get into a barfight, and STILL have it in her to bake me a mean batch of oatmeal cookies when she got out of jail...
  29. Profile photo of MountainBord
    MountainBord Female 18-29
    1894 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 3:53 pm
    her hair reminds me of a strange wild bird
  30. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33139 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 4:16 pm
    Wow, she must have been smokin HOT! Back in 1927...
  31. Profile photo of RAGEMONSTER
    RAGEMONSTER Male 18-29
    422 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 4:19 pm
    GMILF!
  32. Profile photo of phoenixvirus
    phoenixvirus Female 18-29
    30 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 4:24 pm
    That tat looks kinda new, which, if it is, just makes it that much more awesome
  33. Profile photo of Jesterhead
    Jesterhead Male 18-29
    27 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 4:34 pm
    why is this displayed as a bad thing, punk grannt ftw!
  34. Profile photo of Jabbox
    Jabbox Male 18-29
    250 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 4:37 pm
    ... this is strangely hot...
  35. Profile photo of Zepher
    Zepher Female 18-29
    414 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 4:39 pm
    I would like to be that ladies friend
  36. Profile photo of doug1963aaa
    doug1963aaa Male 40-49
    347 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 4:41 pm
    She looks cool to me.
  37. Profile photo of lerie
    lerie Female 18-29
    1265 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 4:50 pm
    She`s baddass! I wanna be a punk granny when I`m old. Hell yeah.
  38. Profile photo of Dreamstarr77
    Dreamstarr77 Female 30-39
    99 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    I want to be her when i reach that age ! Grannypunk ftw.
  39. Profile photo of Flashpacker
    Flashpacker Male 18-29
    702 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 4:56 pm
    "her hair reminds me of a strange wild bird"
    -which as a child i hired ?
    to pray that the plumber ?
    that was insane ?
    would quietly pass me by ?

    woah oh oh ooh sweet bird of mine
  40. Profile photo of CinematicD
    CinematicD Female 18-29
    239 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 4:59 pm
    very cool
  41. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9258 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    I want this to be my grandma!
  42. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 5:07 pm
    I can`t see the tracks in the pic, but I know they`re there...
  43. Profile photo of xxPinkxx
    xxPinkxx Female 18-29
    3829 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 5:19 pm
    Shes prolly not even that old, just a lifetime of cigarettes and that sour look on her face. priceless :)
  44. Profile photo of nibblette
    nibblette Female 18-29
    49 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 5:22 pm
    can i have her for my grandma?
  45. Profile photo of moefreak
    moefreak Female 18-29
    1963 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 5:27 pm
    She`s kinda awesome. I aspire to still have that level of teenage angst when I`m 70.
  46. Profile photo of Skim
    Skim Female 13-17
    250 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 5:42 pm
    Daddy never hugged me.
  47. Profile photo of smoketoomuch
    smoketoomuch Female 18-29
    10 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 5:51 pm
    my sister was a suicide girl. srsly. she killed herself.

    awkwarrrdddd
  48. Profile photo of videogamer
    videogamer Male 18-29
    3016 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 5:54 pm
    Greatest. Grandma. Ever.
  49. Profile photo of Loxen
    Loxen Female 30-39
    1387 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 5:58 pm
    I like it. I bet when Gen x gets old, seeing older people dressing younger will just be normal.

    Unreated: Is it just me, or did a bunch of submissions/links go missing from yesterday? Hmm...
  50. Profile photo of geekkittie
    geekkittie Female 30-39
    24 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 6:17 pm
    This is kind of awesome, actually. She wouldn`t look much different if she was dressed like every other grandma out there. She probably receives a lot more attention and less lip from younger generations as well.

    One thing my mother hates about being older is that everyone is so patronizing. I bet this lady doesn`t have that problem.
  51. Profile photo of 4theLuvofTLs
    4theLuvofTLs Female 18-29
    47 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 6:18 pm
    *blaaaaarpgh* i feel sorry for whoever has that for a granny....
  52. Profile photo of IssaTheFiend
    IssaTheFiend Female 18-29
    2353 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 6:23 pm
    Awesome granny is awesome.
  53. Profile photo of necrobitch
    necrobitch Female 18-29
    467 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 6:27 pm
    LMFAO
    she rocks :L
  54. Profile photo of britt566
    britt566 Female 18-29
    2290 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    so that`s the key. being old...
  55. Profile photo of coolthing97
    coolthing97 Male 18-29
    1057 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 7:06 pm
    Liek.... ew....
  56. Profile photo of Blakcat71388
    Blakcat71388 Female 18-29
    876 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 7:31 pm
    Good thing SG are actually attractive. That woman was probably busted looking all her life.
  57. Profile photo of Dozierman
    Dozierman Male 30-39
    41 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 7:45 pm
    Respect. Do you know how long she had to wait to be that cool
  58. Profile photo of doinurmom
    doinurmom Female 18-29
    62 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 8:30 pm
    oh look its me in 50 years. . .
  59. Profile photo of DarkFerret
    DarkFerret Male 18-29
    2749 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 8:58 pm
    hahahahahaha... ewwww
  60. Profile photo of discoxd
    discoxd Male 18-29
    58 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 9:14 pm
    that looks like a relatively new tattoo though... old ink just looks like dark smudges
  61. Profile photo of OmgZelda
    OmgZelda Female 18-29
    1593 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 9:15 pm
    Blak, not all SG are attractive. I`ve seen some pretty...questionable ladies.
  62. Profile photo of readmyname
    readmyname Male 30-39
    18 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 9:27 pm
    Lars Ulrich to her left is sick of this scene, man, he used to get way hotter chicks when his band didn`t f*cking suck.
  63. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 9:30 pm
    I think the whole point of suicide is to avoid ever looking like that.
  64. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    33139 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 9:40 pm
    VV @Flashpacker LOLZ! Good one man!
    -where do we go?
    to the old folks home
    where do we go?
  65. Profile photo of Barbarossa69
    Barbarossa69 Male 18-29
    220 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 10:22 pm
    Once you reach this age it doesn`t matter much whether you have an alternative look or not... you`re not going to look good.
  66. Profile photo of GothicQueen
    GothicQueen Male 13-17
    4376 posts
    June 3, 2010 at 10:38 pm
    So basically according to this at the first sign of old age and wrinkles we should suddenly drop our personalities and tastes in clothes and just wear oversized polka dotted dressed and chop our hair into bowlcut? I don`t see anything wrong with an older person dressing like that. You shouldn`t change who you are just because suddenly it makes people "uneasy". Seriously people get over it.
  67. Profile photo of Lionhart2
    Lionhart2 Male 40-49
    8306 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 12:24 am
    GothicQueen, aging is a sad, sad thing that creeps up on you. First you make a joke, then realize it was lame, then realize you sounded just like your father. Then you`re in a shop and you pick up a cardigan, and find yourself thinking "Actually, that does look kind of comfortable and warm..."

    Its all downhill from there.
  68. Profile photo of Shahar102
    Shahar102 Female 18-29
    517 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 12:48 am
    >I think the whole point of suicide is to avoid ever looking like that.
    >Agreed.
  69. Profile photo of manduduh
    manduduh Female 18-29
    66 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 2:04 am
    got it , flaunt it . whatever the drat shes got ?
  70. Profile photo of Handsompod
    Handsompod Male 30-39
    1109 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 3:52 am
    "Its all downhill from there."

    I agree, I found a grey pube the other day.
  71. Profile photo of xKiesix
    xKiesix Female 18-29
    448 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 5:54 am
    @Gothic queen: So um....hows that job search going?
  72. Profile photo of MrsHoneyDew
    MrsHoneyDew Female 18-29
    388 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 8:36 am
    I dunno, I think she looks pretty badass. You can`t escape aging, might as well embrace it and do what you want.
  73. Profile photo of binarystarr
    binarystarr Male 30-39
    479 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 10:08 am
    she looks like an angry rooster
  74. Profile photo of Cyradis314
    Cyradis314 Female 18-29
    48 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 1:03 pm
    That tattoo is quite beautiful I think. She`s weird, but not in a gross way at all.
  75. Profile photo of octwilite
    octwilite Female 40-49
    188 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 1:15 pm
    I agree completely with MrsHoneyDew.

    Besides, this may be close to the norm in the future. I see more & more elderly ladies straying from the short, tight, grey, curly, poodle hair-do.
  76. Profile photo of user-error
    user-error Male 18-29
    17 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 5:13 pm
    Love the tat
  77. Profile photo of marissameows
    marissameows Female 18-29
    171 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 6:50 pm
    nice tat
  78. Profile photo of Shisi
    Shisi Male 18-29
    779 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 8:24 pm
    I bet she would look better if I smashed her with my car. Don`t believe me? Well lets find out...
  79. Profile photo of Linkenberger
    Linkenberger Male 18-29
    1164 posts
    June 4, 2010 at 9:08 pm
    Meh, I`d probably still do her.
  80. Profile photo of Mr_Chubbles
    Mr_Chubbles Female 13-17
    288 posts
    June 5, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    They lied. That tattoo still looks good at 50.
  81. Profile photo of cahalla
    cahalla Female 18-29
    961 posts
    June 6, 2010 at 2:31 pm
    ohdearmama
  82. Profile photo of ingrateful
    ingrateful Male 13-17
    415 posts
    June 8, 2010 at 2:54 pm
    tat is nice..... overall im scared of her

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