Suicide Girls, Embrace Your Future [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 7 years ago in Funny

Yep, you"re pretty hot in a quirky way right now, but what goes up, must come down. Way down.
There are 82 comments:
Male 415
tat is nice..... overall im scared of her
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Female 961
ohdearmama
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Female 288
They lied. That tattoo still looks good at 50.
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Male 1,164
Meh, I`d probably still do her.
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Male 779
I bet she would look better if I smashed her with my car. Don`t believe me? Well lets find out...
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Female 170
nice tat
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Male 17
Love the tat
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Female 188
I agree completely with MrsHoneyDew.

Besides, this may be close to the norm in the future. I see more & more elderly ladies straying from the short, tight, grey, curly, poodle hair-do.
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Female 48
That tattoo is quite beautiful I think. She`s weird, but not in a gross way at all.
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Male 478
she looks like an angry rooster
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Female 387
I dunno, I think she looks pretty badass. You can`t escape aging, might as well embrace it and do what you want.
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Female 448
@Gothic queen: So um....hows that job search going?
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Male 1,108
"Its all downhill from there."

I agree, I found a grey pube the other day.
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Female 66
got it , flaunt it . whatever the drat shes got ?
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Female 517
>I think the whole point of suicide is to avoid ever looking like that.
>Agreed.
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Male 8,300
GothicQueen, aging is a sad, sad thing that creeps up on you. First you make a joke, then realize it was lame, then realize you sounded just like your father. Then you`re in a shop and you pick up a cardigan, and find yourself thinking "Actually, that does look kind of comfortable and warm..."

Its all downhill from there.
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Female 4,376
So basically according to this at the first sign of old age and wrinkles we should suddenly drop our personalities and tastes in clothes and just wear oversized polka dotted dressed and chop our hair into bowlcut? I don`t see anything wrong with an older person dressing like that. You shouldn`t change who you are just because suddenly it makes people "uneasy". Seriously people get over it.
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Male 220
Once you reach this age it doesn`t matter much whether you have an alternative look or not... you`re not going to look good.
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Male 40,739
VV @Flashpacker LOLZ! Good one man!
-where do we go?
to the old folks home
where do we go?
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Male 15,832
I think the whole point of suicide is to avoid ever looking like that.
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Male 18
Lars Ulrich to her left is sick of this scene, man, he used to get way hotter chicks when his band didn`t f*cking suck.
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Female 1,593
Blak, not all SG are attractive. I`ve seen some pretty...questionable ladies.
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Male 58
that looks like a relatively new tattoo though... old ink just looks like dark smudges
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Male 2,748
hahahahahaha... ewwww
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Female 62
oh look its me in 50 years. . .
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Male 41
Respect. Do you know how long she had to wait to be that cool
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Female 876
Good thing SG are actually attractive. That woman was probably busted looking all her life.
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Male 1,059
Liek.... ew....
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Female 2,289
so that`s the key. being old...
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Female 467
LMFAO
she rocks :L
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Female 2,352
Awesome granny is awesome.
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Female 47
*blaaaaarpgh* i feel sorry for whoever has that for a granny....
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Female 24
This is kind of awesome, actually. She wouldn`t look much different if she was dressed like every other grandma out there. She probably receives a lot more attention and less lip from younger generations as well.

One thing my mother hates about being older is that everyone is so patronizing. I bet this lady doesn`t have that problem.
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Female 1,386
I like it. I bet when Gen x gets old, seeing older people dressing younger will just be normal.

Unreated: Is it just me, or did a bunch of submissions/links go missing from yesterday? Hmm...
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Male 3,014
Greatest. Grandma. Ever.
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Female 10
my sister was a suicide girl. srsly. she killed herself.

awkwarrrdddd
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Female 250
Daddy never hugged me.
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Female 1,963
She`s kinda awesome. I aspire to still have that level of teenage angst when I`m 70.
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Female 49
can i have her for my grandma?
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Female 3,828
Shes prolly not even that old, just a lifetime of cigarettes and that sour look on her face. priceless :)
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Male 8,300
I can`t see the tracks in the pic, but I know they`re there...
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Female 9,572
I want this to be my grandma!
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Female 239
very cool
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Male 707
"her hair reminds me of a strange wild bird"
-which as a child i hired ?
to pray that the plumber ?
that was insane ?
would quietly pass me by ?

woah oh oh ooh sweet bird of mine
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Female 99
I want to be her when i reach that age ! Grannypunk ftw.
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Female 1,264
She`s baddass! I wanna be a punk granny when I`m old. Hell yeah.
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Male 347
She looks cool to me.
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Female 414
I would like to be that ladies friend
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Male 250
... this is strangely hot...
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Male 27
why is this displayed as a bad thing, punk grannt ftw!
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Female 30
That tat looks kinda new, which, if it is, just makes it that much more awesome
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Male 422
GMILF!
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Male 40,739
Wow, she must have been smokin HOT! Back in 1927...
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Female 1,893
her hair reminds me of a strange wild bird
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Male 2,688
I am okay with this. That is a ROCKIN grandma... The kind that could match me in a mosh pit, outdrink me at the bar, get into a barfight, and STILL have it in her to bake me a mean batch of oatmeal cookies when she got out of jail...
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Male 236
yeah not to be THAT GUY, but even though this is funny, whether thats a real or fake tatoo, the hair is really the only thing making her look weird. All the girls that just have a tat or a few piercings or crazy hair are safe.

...as long as they stay away from gauges.
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Male 1,625
Bumper sticker: My grams is more hardcore than yours. But she still finds the time to make me cookies.
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Male 3,755
She has a stache.
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Female 934
"She actually only 29 years old... that`s what 10 years of abusing cheap beer and expensive meth doe`s to you."

I`m guessing her purchasing cheap beer as opposed to high priced beer is because of her choice in expensive meth?
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Male 143
a couple of people that i know are going to become that one day.
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Male 15,510
That is your future
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Female 934
Damn Joan Jett looks terrible. OHHHH!
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Male 900
limphotdog,

SG deosn`t do fatties....don`t lie
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Male 39,900
A great grandma? Who would trust their kids to her? She`d probably medecate them into sleep so she could par-tay!
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Female 1,190
i would NOT mess with that lol
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Female 2,927
live like it to the grave.
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Male 1,135
mmmm SHMEXAY
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Female 13
I bet she`s the greatest grandma EVAR.
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Male 154
i want a grandma like that hahahahaha
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Male 4,807
She actually only 29 years old... that`s what 10 years of abusing cheap beer and expensive meth doe`s to you.
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Female 673
I model for SG, but my style looks somewhat more conservative than this. I doubt I`ll stay looking "alternative" for the rest of my life.

That being said, she looks pretty cool though. :-D
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Male 174
Kinda creep looking eh? *shudder*
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Female 40
She doesn`t look that bad. I`d say that`s the coolest old lady ever.
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Male 953
Somethings you just can`t take back.
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Female 2,509
mom?
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Male 848
If she didn`t look so grumpy she`d be pretty badass.
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Male 3,255
lolburn
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Female 5
ok for what it`s worth, hair aside she`s a pretty well kept grandma. if she had a different cut she`d still be just as quirky/attractive while still being pretty age appropriate. and i don`t really see anything "way down". that tat is so crazy nice though, it can`t have been there for very long.
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Female 100
That tattoo is still legit.
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Male 25,416
At least she has a cool tatoo!
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Female 2
LOL! I can`t wait for the next 50 years to go by so I can see more of this! Hilarious!
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Male 20,903
Link: Suicide Girls, Embrace Your Future [Pic] [Rate Link] - Yep, you`re pretty hot in a quirky way right now, but what goes up, must come down. Way down.
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